Don’t do it.

Aug 22, 2026 2:44 PM

I am human. I am fallible. Oh so fallible.

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They're hairy too. I am a guy....what do you expect?

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they started it

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To be fair, they sexualized me first. I'm just defending myself.

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Sure. Just as soon as giant jiggly slobberknocker milk truck tits stop sexualizing me.

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Don’t tell me what to do!

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That's a risk I'm willing to take.

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I would never

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It is difficult to have a comeback for this. Like, maybe yes? Or no? Tell us what you want, oh mysterious woman child.

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funbags

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you old sailor, you

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All boobs matter

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Tits, of course, yes.

BUT OH MY GOD HER EYES ARE GORGEOUS

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Everything about her but yeah, those eyes are particularly striking.

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Insane how seeing everything but the nipple is fine

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When I was a teen only strippers and prostitutes wore thongs and now they're everywhere and somehow short shorts have gotten shorter.

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