Sep 21, 2019 9:46 PM
BlackNBlue7
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I hope all of you have a joyful life ahead, Goodnight.
galaxieboy
Good dump, thanks.
Vitelo
Thank you so much, Sir. I've loved this post so much!
JCBaggins
#5 “Fuck you and your happy X-Mas! All I got was fucking coal!”
LSUguy
#2 I would murder my friend for doing this
mischivousmic
Cat attack, best sauce i could come up with: https://www-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overexcited-grown
SpideyUdaMan
I haven't grown up, #4 still got me
The22ndDoctor
Was expecting #1 to finish the same way #2 did.
threatlevelmidnightsun
That golf cart bro just sitting there, even though his cart is *on top* of the guy, looking around like he's been inconvenienced... wtf
SquishyAnubis
CodeChimpin
Shut the fuck up!
clintwestwud
How isn’t the slide guy injured? Like paralyzed
homiedudemanguy
Christ, discipline that kid and the parent. What in the fuck was that
MrPhukett
#9 Blue Monday. Original, not the ‘88 version. https://youtu.be/nOTRqbEKgXM Here’s my favourite tho https://youtu.be/mfI1S0PKJR8
ButWhyyyy
After watching the first two I’ve decided your definition and my definition of funny are not the same thing @op
hmmmfascinating
--- cat probably.
furriephillips
I once had to take a piss in a mirror maze. Vehemently denied it to my parents faces, even though they clearly witnessed it.
BoomtownFrolics
We have similar sensibilities
ZebraThree
v
14November
What's the name of the track when she gets hit by a fish
Blue Monday by New Order. Big hit in UK in the early 80s. Really good live on You Tube. They used to be Joy Division bfore singer suicided.
Emilelainelouise
#15 Does anyone have the source?
CheeseB0t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf3RFZjQ9v4
IAmAlwaysFree
#20
sendbobsandvageneiguess
#3 ded
Distractioncalls
#5 that cat!
ArcLightCRO
Straight for the juggular :P
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Iirc, it did some real damage.
I came here to recall the same details
https://www-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overexcited-grown-man-attacked-cat-9513724.amp?amp_js_v=a2&
prismbear
Holy fuck.. k, I love my cat, but if he ever did shit like this I would break him in half
TheFastpaws
Ya... That is something else.
Raleighroc
Licking bird shit off the window
Mothergooch
And bugs
Eww stop! It was bad enough already, thanks.
Yeah that was one of the most cringey ones.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
She a hoe, fo sho
slipmagt
#3 happen with my brother and I, only I hit him with a much larger rock. FYI the top of your head can bleed pretty profusely.
xgilgaladx
There’s a TON of tiny little blood vessels in the scalp - most people don’t understand how much it can/will bleed
Yep, iirc also fingertips, tongue, lips, places where it’s important to heal quickly.
Nicholuz
If you are throwing you stand in front. Me and my friends learned that the hard way as well.
applesforjuice
I dunno where you grew up but my friends and I threw rocks at each other for entertainment.
We were side by side, then he moved.
jaydawgx7
#13 The real hero is just out of view, but someone definitely caught that kid
Thank you, I could have sworn I’d seen a version where she gets caught.
Retromorphic
The amount of people ive seen land on their heads on here is making me think that its no big deal but it definitely is
Yeah, I dunno what the point was of cropping that out. Maybe they thought her being caught spoilt the humour?
DragonVet
Yuck. Except the guy with a fake cup of coffee. If only we could all be so lighthearted. He even applauds his own practical joker.
mustnttelllies
I'll never understand why people like watching others get hurt. It makes me sad.
santacruznp
Also was that uncle Hank?
MAWP
Haven’t watched em all but god I wanted to see how #3 ended
vezlys
Broken foot bones.
penut61
Beat the brakes off that child.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I stopped there to make this comment too... some lil child was about to get his ass beat for sho
tafkae
top 10 videos taken right before a murder
DoritosCat
i remember someone mentioning that it sounded like a coconut ???
GiLIswhatIspend
We all know how it ended?
countybrownie
Oldest brother here. Ass whooping. It ended in an ass whooping.
HipPunch
Younger brother here. Ass whooping, it ending in an ass whopping.
Dovahkiink
Mom of two boys here. Ass whooping. It ended in an ass whooping.
NachoPete
That "thunk" though.
Cestarian
The only thing #3 was missing, was a jojo style to be continued.
D3vlin
Did that golf cart stop on the guys head??
bdoverflow101
Looked fake to me
TrollAndLurk
Looked like his broken ribs stopped the cart.
rodrigosanchez
I don't know.
TheWorthlessPeons
Thanks
SiIverSoul
Wasnt that like a trend or something? There are so many clips of people getting ran over. Just why..
Because our society doesn't reward nice enough.
chickenman702
That cat was obviously an Xbox fan
HEXADECIMAL
Who the hell lets their animals treat them that way? I blame the owners when people's animals act out.
an3k
Boy that cat would have had a really REALLY bad evening if it had done that to me. (How's my grammar?)
Grandolddrummer
I remember seeing the after picture. Dude's ear got jacked clear the hell up.
ARoseByAnyOtherNameIsJustAsSweet
Quote from owners says the cat wasn't startled and walked up and attacked which you can see is wrong. Cat was freaked out.
talos2
I'm not blaming the guy but the cat was startled. And yeah, cats are assholes.
SisterSpooky01
Yes, they sure can be! lol
gibsonlpsd
So when I was a kid if you owned an animal that attacked you and it was unwarranted, you got rid of it. Cat was startled, but not in danger.
galaxieboy
Good dump, thanks.
Vitelo
Thank you so much, Sir. I've loved this post so much!
JCBaggins
#5 “Fuck you and your happy X-Mas! All I got was fucking coal!”
LSUguy
#2 I would murder my friend for doing this
mischivousmic
Cat attack, best sauce i could come up with: https://www-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overexcited-grown
SpideyUdaMan
I haven't grown up, #4 still got me
The22ndDoctor
Was expecting #1 to finish the same way #2 did.
threatlevelmidnightsun
That golf cart bro just sitting there, even though his cart is *on top* of the guy, looking around like he's been inconvenienced... wtf
SquishyAnubis
CodeChimpin
Shut the fuck up!
clintwestwud
How isn’t the slide guy injured? Like paralyzed
homiedudemanguy
Christ, discipline that kid and the parent. What in the fuck was that
MrPhukett
#9 Blue Monday. Original, not the ‘88 version. https://youtu.be/nOTRqbEKgXM Here’s my favourite tho https://youtu.be/mfI1S0PKJR8
ButWhyyyy
After watching the first two I’ve decided your definition and my definition of funny are not the same thing @op
hmmmfascinating
--- cat probably.
furriephillips
I once had to take a piss in a mirror maze. Vehemently denied it to my parents faces, even though they clearly witnessed it.
BoomtownFrolics
We have similar sensibilities
ZebraThree
14November
What's the name of the track when she gets hit by a fish
MrPhukett
Blue Monday by New Order. Big hit in UK in the early 80s. Really good live on You Tube. They used to be Joy Division bfore singer suicided.
Emilelainelouise
#15 Does anyone have the source?
CheeseB0t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf3RFZjQ9v4
IAmAlwaysFree
#20
sendbobsandvageneiguess
#3 ded
Distractioncalls
#5 that cat!
ArcLightCRO
Straight for the juggular :P
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Iirc, it did some real damage.
mischivousmic
I came here to recall the same details
mischivousmic
https://www-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overexcited-grown-man-attacked-cat-9513724.amp?amp_js_v=a2&
prismbear
Holy fuck.. k, I love my cat, but if he ever did shit like this I would break him in half
TheFastpaws
Ya... That is something else.
Raleighroc
Licking bird shit off the window
Mothergooch
And bugs
MrPhukett
Eww stop! It was bad enough already, thanks.
MrPhukett
Yeah that was one of the most cringey ones.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
She a hoe, fo sho
slipmagt
#3 happen with my brother and I, only I hit him with a much larger rock. FYI the top of your head can bleed pretty profusely.
xgilgaladx
There’s a TON of tiny little blood vessels in the scalp - most people don’t understand how much it can/will bleed
MrPhukett
Yep, iirc also fingertips, tongue, lips, places where it’s important to heal quickly.
Nicholuz
If you are throwing you stand in front. Me and my friends learned that the hard way as well.
applesforjuice
I dunno where you grew up but my friends and I threw rocks at each other for entertainment.
slipmagt
We were side by side, then he moved.
jaydawgx7
#13 The real hero is just out of view, but someone definitely caught that kid
MrPhukett
Thank you, I could have sworn I’d seen a version where she gets caught.
Retromorphic
The amount of people ive seen land on their heads on here is making me think that its no big deal but it definitely is
MrPhukett
Yeah, I dunno what the point was of cropping that out. Maybe they thought her being caught spoilt the humour?
DragonVet
Yuck. Except the guy with a fake cup of coffee. If only we could all be so lighthearted. He even applauds his own practical joker.
mustnttelllies
I'll never understand why people like watching others get hurt. It makes me sad.
santacruznp
Also was that uncle Hank?
MAWP
Haven’t watched em all but god I wanted to see how #3 ended
vezlys
Broken foot bones.
penut61
Beat the brakes off that child.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I stopped there to make this comment too... some lil child was about to get his ass beat for sho
tafkae
top 10 videos taken right before a murder
DoritosCat
i remember someone mentioning that it sounded like a coconut ???
GiLIswhatIspend
We all know how it ended?
countybrownie
Oldest brother here. Ass whooping. It ended in an ass whooping.
HipPunch
Younger brother here. Ass whooping, it ending in an ass whopping.
Dovahkiink
Mom of two boys here. Ass whooping. It ended in an ass whooping.
NachoPete
That "thunk" though.
Cestarian
The only thing #3 was missing, was a jojo style to be continued.
D3vlin
Did that golf cart stop on the guys head??
bdoverflow101
Looked fake to me
TrollAndLurk
Looked like his broken ribs stopped the cart.
rodrigosanchez
I don't know.
TheWorthlessPeons
Thanks
SiIverSoul
Wasnt that like a trend or something? There are so many clips of people getting ran over. Just why..
TheFastpaws
Because our society doesn't reward nice enough.
chickenman702
That cat was obviously an Xbox fan
HEXADECIMAL
Who the hell lets their animals treat them that way? I blame the owners when people's animals act out.
an3k
Boy that cat would have had a really REALLY bad evening if it had done that to me. (How's my grammar?)
Grandolddrummer
I remember seeing the after picture. Dude's ear got jacked clear the hell up.
mischivousmic
https://www-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overexcited-grown-man-attacked-cat-9513724.amp?amp_js_v=a2&
ARoseByAnyOtherNameIsJustAsSweet
Quote from owners says the cat wasn't startled and walked up and attacked which you can see is wrong. Cat was freaked out.
talos2
I'm not blaming the guy but the cat was startled. And yeah, cats are assholes.
SisterSpooky01
Yes, they sure can be! lol
gibsonlpsd
So when I was a kid if you owned an animal that attacked you and it was unwarranted, you got rid of it. Cat was startled, but not in danger.