IGotBoredAtMyFamilysChristmasParty
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Apr 13, 2024 11:37 AM
IGotBoredAtMyFamilysChristmasParty
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GTimgur
OOF
RElGNMAN
Now what?
PileOfWalthers
joeyecho101
He looks just as surprised as anyone
GutenTagHerrFraulein
Always upvote Dirk Jan!
GutenTagHerrFraulein
Or in this case: Bert
VCJunky
Clearly, he is Forklift Certified
datphone777365
As one such person, imma need the max load limit before i verify that.
Millstone85
CompressedInfo
Sounds like he was hanging out the passenger side trying to holler
Gen1Optimus
No scrubs!
bitemark
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
OhIfIMust
WoOoOOoOOOAAAs!!!
RadiDaddy
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
You know it was the 80s because his hair product meant his hair didn't move AT ALL despite the wind.
MrMeowzerz
They got a great big convoy
ROBOTvsMAN
MightyIink
And then they did nothing.
wheredidwegonow
That's the joke
wheeeeeeeeeeee
Handy, union, good wage, stable life...
Undrave
"I did not expect to go this far and now I don't know what to do."
MagmaCarta
"How did you two meet?"
"He was hanging out the side of his best friend's ride, trying to holla at me."
mooothafackamynameisgone
That’s literally playing in my car at this moment. Top notch.
jackhawkbolt
ChristosMylordos
Yes Scrubs!
DagothWit
As if he and his best friend should have shown up in seperate cars. I always hated that line.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Or... That's the side of the car that's next to the sidewalk so we're you would be hollaring from. And all you incels are upset at the usual nothing?
FukcTedCruz
CogPrimus
That's nuts.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Carpooling is now in, as it's the environmentally responsible thing to do.
Spidey209
Dude's got a job. He ain't no scrub.
joshuasplinth
I yelled at your mom that she had a juicy ass!
TheThirdDay
Please stop, dad.
Waxilliam
HandoB4Javert
ROBOTvsMAN
Can't help but hear that song every time a scrub jay chirps.
ProfessorMatt
My wife, the nurse says that scrubs can actually be quite comfortable.
TheDrunkenWrench
Wait, your wife is THE nurse? Mine must be an imposter!
mercyPandaRunner
I have hospital pants in my chill at home pants arsenal. Not the worst of them at all. Better than sweatpants.
AncientBreadcrumbs
goflyblind
datphone777365
"Him broke he no good"
MagmaCarta
You just need a little TLC
ChromePlatedEquator
He's like the dog that caught the car.
Putitinyomama
ididntwannadothis
ididntwannadothis
robertfraser
Construction worker here. Can confirm
oldguyexlurker
He's got a job and a home...
peterbozeman
I have a friend from Spain, and she said when she walks by construction workers in Spain and they don't whistle, she feels bummed and thinks she needs to up her outfit game.
macgerdo
Plot twist: They don't whistle because she has a shitty character.
macgerdo
There she comes again! Cruela Deville, flexing on us with her new Gucci attire and looking like 2 pounds of cocaine with shit under it's nose.
Catitapillar
Internalized misogyny. “The oppressor would not be so strong if he did not have accomplices among the oppressed.”
Nykidemus
People can also just enjoy other people thinking they're attractive.
datphone777365
Yeah this, the whole misogyny bit means their attention is wanted, clearly she uses it as a metric and is looking for it for self esteem boosts. Like calm tf down.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
It's terrible that she needs that sort of approval
Damicske
A Dirkjan post in the wild :o
wheredidwegonow
Dirk-Jan. Quality comic
ebonyfaery
OK boomer
Aimlockbelch
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. I’ve had my share of “what is THAT girl doing with THAT dude” relationships
Illpostcheese
Showing some class works too. Met my girlfriend doing security at a fur convention. After driving away harassment, they thanked me for stopping them from "making our suits look even more shitty." To which I replied, "Miss, anything you choose to wear becomes beautiful." and it's been a few decades. Granted, I was trying to date her friend, but I'm happier for it.
tanebot
Let the record show that Illpostcheese is smooth as f**k.
EzAl73
This is my marriage. Tried to be funny with a girl cause I knew she was way out of my league and nothing would end up happening. Now we have four kids and no one can make sense of it, especially me.
Nykidemus
Grats!
MirroredImage
My dude. You wrote it right there. When you look up anything regarding what women want in a guy, all the top answers from actual women are some variation of "funny, supportive, and nice/empathetic" in different orders. Every time.
And then the miserable Andrew Tate fratbros are like, "NO, the REAL answer is to add more MONEY and CARS and ABS!" which are all things that will get you compliments from other straight dudes.
You were funny at a woman once and now you must deal with the consequences
datphone777365
She was hunting you.
EzAl73
Maybe. It definitely wasn't for my money I can tell you that for sure.
datphone777365
We dont always know it but we are someones kink.
Zahnradfee
How exactly did you "try to be funny with her"?
EzAl73
Hell if I know. We stole an ice cream cake from the party and kept in old ice cream pail. We hid it in my friends freezer.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
It's funny, because it's always a construction worker, amirite?
NOINITIATIVE
having worked in probation, like 90% of men you deal with work construction (most of the women are nurses)
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Well, a lot of outdoors general-labor construction jobs tend to hire guys who are functionally unemployable most other places. In part because few people want to do general labor outdoors in the summer. So it tends to come down to immigrants, and guys who are too stupid/obnoxious/trashy to work anywhere else.
BrdCdn
Yes, I mean it's always the non university educated underclass right? They can't help it, they are too stupid and lazy to understand our superior white collar ways. /S
ArcaneConjecture
Maybe women are attracted to money/education, so those guys don't have to resort to hollering. Their college roommate knows your college roommate, so you get introduced that way.
datphone777365
Pretty sure if ya added a some before women you wouldnt be getting downvote spiraled, then again dv fairies gona dv so eh.
ArcaneConjecture
Probably. My oversight.
TheMellowPeril
White collar workers will drop not-so-subtle innuendos and throw in the "accidental" grope every once in a while. The strategies differ but the misogyny remains the same.
StellaMatutina
I worked commercial construction and on the ground floor (socially), they're getting super open about their therapy, encouraging communication, blackball guys that treat women poorly, make fun of each other for not pleasing their wives, it's evolving
TheMellowPeril
That's anecdotal evidence, but encouraging nonetheless. Did you notice if it was only the younger workers who displayed openness, or the older workers as well? Do you think it's a generational thing, or is it really a change in the zeitgeist?
VodkaReindeer
I mean, yeah, where else does one go to get woke?
KittyKlimt6
I do not understand why you are downvoted. I understood you spoke up against the stereotyping of construction workers and against classism, am I wrong? What is wrong with saying that?
KittyKlimt6
And the initial comment you 2nded got upvoted?
BrdCdn
No idea. That's exactly what I'm saying. It's almost always a blue collar worker and always an "unattractive" one with a beer gut and ill fitting clothes. One of the only office ones I've seen is that famous one where the slick attractive businessman is hitting on coworkers and it's ok vs the out of shape "gross" one. It's pure classism garbage. That behavior exists everywhere.
ChelVanin
Well it’s usually gonna be someone hanging around outside. Not gonna be catcalled by some dude in a cubical.
VodkaReindeer
*cubicle
StellaMatutina
Blindspot the size of a barn, damn
datphone777365
Huh. "Points at the whole blizzard shitshow" tf you on about.
ArcUlfr
I think they were talking about harassment from strangers rather than coworkers.
datphone777365
Coworkers are strangers, you know every single person you work with?
BrdCdn
Yeah unwanted attention and sexual assaults don't happen in the office. Just ask women.
ChelVanin
The woman in the picture is on the sidewalk.
BrdCdn
You know that's not what I meant.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
lol blizzard cube crawl has entered the chat O.o
datphone777365
They crawled not walked /s.
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
...it's a cartoon.
YourLatinLover
Corrodias
Amazing. How could you tell?
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
The fat construction worker cat called a women and she responded favorably. Anytime that happens, it's a cartoon.
Like2Fox
Must be an expert
YourLatinLover
Easykehl
IIikethecutofyourjib
I don't know why you're getting down voted...this is accurate AF. Dumbasses got what they asked for and now they're living with it.
Noodlesocks
WoodfolkFae
Because not everything needs to be political.
datphone777365
Shamefully most things are fucked with by politics so its that it needs to be it just usually is.
Midgarmerc
This is a comic about sexual harassment.