Alfred Le Petit, first man to take a self portrait in the nude. France. (1860)

May 9, 2026 8:17 PM

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ART

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now THATS how you fight the mods 🫡

2 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

It's art. Get wrecked mods.

2 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

It's also historical.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's probably the oldest schwanz I have ever seen.

2 months ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Also, more of a Oui-lly.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice pun.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Copulatory appendage".
That's what I'm calling it from now on.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are correct. I don't know if it can be beat in the fossil record.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your move, mods

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If you got it, flaunt it.

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#1

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Le Petit?

[hon hon hon]

2 months ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

Je me sentais petite quand je regardais

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look that petit.

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It must've been warm out.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He certainly wasn't in the pool. Look at that hair.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Petite until you fiddle with it.

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"C'est froid" 🤨

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

J'étais à la piscine.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean a groweux, not a showeux?

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That is correct.

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2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Me like

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWxsNDJ3bGZscjh1cHpvbmMzbDJxaXV1ajY0bDU3emZ1MmFrbXJhNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VUsAO76fbKiXe/200w.webp Witnessed

2 months ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bigger than most men now... don't look at me, you're smaller!!

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Nah, it's probably fine considering it's art and of historic value. Like the statue of david

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lmao they took down a WW2 pic I posted a couple weeks ago because you saw a butt cheek.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I literally posted the statue of David once and it got taken down

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus, hopefully that was back before moderation got switched like 1.5 years ago

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2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

First dick pic? I believe so!

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And I am sure he send it to a woman.

2 months ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

by mail

2 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

postal penis

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Por avion

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Without being asked for it

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Always!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even the messenger pigeon was not ok with it, and so - he invented squab

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And of COURSE he’s French.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's somebody's grandfathee

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Le Dicque Pic.

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Good for him

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

nice dick buddy

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and then he sent copies via courier to all his bitches and hos

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I 'ave sent you mon zizi. Répondre svp

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean nude? He has a turtleneck.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that narmal sized?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Based on the handful of men I've seen naked, yes.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hard for me to say- i usually only see them at full attention

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Nermal

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if I was hung like that, I'd let it all hang out too.

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Amen

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are you mistaking the balls for the penis? He's pretty normal sized.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Good for you bro.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Didn't say I was bigger than him.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I don't think he's particularly hung; he's a small guy with low bodyfat.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

So many people think everyone in the past were some sort of conservative repressed goody goody who wouldn't DARE think of, much less speak of, "naughty" things. No. People have ALWAYS been perverts.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I dunno about France, but the Victorians across the channel were F R E A K Y

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People loved using the new technology of motion pictures to create smut back in the late 1800s into the 1900s. And a lot of anal sex. Of course if it was found you would be arrested but they used to make it and have underground shops to see it.

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