He’s not even on the ballot this year. I just wanted to dump on him. Fuck ted Cruz

Oct 27, 2022 7:46 PM

HankProPainHill

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Fuck you, Ted!!

Looks like teddi was making out with king CHEATos again

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@OP doing the work of the angels today. Well done! ⬆️

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v

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

i don’t care for him

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So punchable.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What do you call a bunch of Republicans singing around a campfire, eating apples, and drinking Tab?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Moron Tab and Apple Choir

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every day is a great day to shit on Ted.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Honestly, maybe I'm stuck in a left sided liberal echo chamber, but where are his supporters? Who is voting for this clown????

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love to think of the gym class wedgies this fruit pie received

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Among many differences between me and Ted Cruz? I was running late, treated people like a decent human being and was upgraded to 1st class!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Donald Chump’s sock puppet

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

I can't believe this is the first time I'm hearing "Donald Chump" ahahahaa, that's great, I'm taking it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

More like his cum bucket.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

more like his cum sock. crusty.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That small hand print in #1...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do not like that man Ted Cruz…. I do not like his right wing views.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If hes not on the ballot 1) who is and 2) what is this hid in a closet fucker plotting?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do not like that man Ted Cruz,

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#3 racist to goblins this turd is some kind of gnoblar

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has been part of a great danger to democracy for years now. The danger within the country is much stronger than external forces.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#6 should be "unbearable sound of a cuck republican gargling 7 litres of powdered, orange jizz"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stolen valor! There's no way the Mushroom Kingdom would bestow any type of honor on him!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wow. I think you are accidentally obsessed. Maybe next time make a montage of how cool you are & why. Shaming is pretty much a confession

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tiny cheeto dust handprint is perfect.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

can someone explain his relation to cheese dust?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He sucks trump’s wangus

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trump is cheeto-orange colored and has small hands. Cruz sucks Trumps cheeto dust covered dick and defends him even after repeated insults.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ah.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This man ate my son.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

his name is Raphael, and his parents were asylum seekers in the USA

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cruz is lower than whale shit.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He is a spineless, pandering, racist, POS. No principles, no backbone. He will do anything for his shot at the Presidency. Like most Repubs.

3 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 3

Correct me if I'm wrong, he was born in Canada? If so I believe he is ineligible for the presidency.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m glad he renounced his Canadian citizenship. He doesn’t deserve the protection of this glorious nation. Spineless racist POS

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate the "beard look" that all these slimy Republicans have adapted to make themselves look less spineless. Like Don Jr. and Raphel here.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They're all on gender affirming care aka testosterone

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're trying to hide the fact that they have no chin or multiple, and failing.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He just looks like a fat hairy idiot to me.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All good points.

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