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Jan 20, 2021 8:37 PM
Brentman87
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Belgiumreporter
Mmm.... getting all frisky are we?
VirtualNaut
RamblingClam
TowerJunkie
Was looking for this. Bravo.
cenataur
Crispy4Skin
Karen Gillan is HOT
Panserclaw
Spenne
As a proud Scottish woman- can confirm
TheFlyingPigSquadron
As a Scottish woman, yeah, that looks right.
Relativelylargenate
I’m okay with this
UpsideDownBranana
Aye.
Speedmetal05
So, dwarfs are Scottish?
genintuse
Always have been
ADegenFromUpcountry
mostinspired
I was expecting a picture of Joanne Calderwood.
firehawkcultist
Scottish Women in cartoons
PedestrianElectrobastard
O’ she’s just a Kelty clippie, she’ll no tak nae advice//
It’s ach drap deid, awa bile yer heid, or I’ll punch yer ticket twice
spacestationnumberfive
Am I having a stroke?
ihaveloudfarts
U underestimate how desperate I am, still would
Brentman87
Underestimate, I do not.
RamosIsANerd
I think I might have.
QmanTheEmperor
Last Friday night?
Ezekiel117
Right, but would they?
DemonFluffer1000
I reckon this dude er woman in the last pic does loud farts.
hajime666
You have my sword. *wink*
Nippledeepinahorse
And my axe wound. *blink*
ButchMcKenzie
Brave
Ste505
Broonstar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nbv_Bp_57I
tossacointoyourwitchers
doctorwhoquotes
Come along Pond
lichenit
friendsofsandwiches
make up sure changes someone a lot.
CptRobotNinja
And wigs
Brentman87
And beards.
friendsofsandwiches
#1 has no wig. She does have fairly good amount of makeup on and hair done up.
friendsofsandwiches
but...seen pictures of her without makeup, and...she looks just as cute.
CptRobotNinja
Yes I know
SexGolem
AND MY AXE!
ButtBot9900
They're dwarves?
willy0200112
Only if your tall enough
redpandabanana
Always has been *meme with a Scottish accent*
tonyiscariot
Tolkien's inspiration for dwarves had to come from somewhere.
TellusEidolon
Dwarves of norse myths and germanic folktales.
sagejosh0
Scotland is just Moria
Brentman87
Here I was thinking Narnia the whole time. Makes sense now.
mooncactus
Well they’re so alike in voice and appearance, that they’re often mistaken for dwarf men.
mooncactus
Well they’re often so alike in voice and appearance, that they’re often mistaken for dwarf men.
mrB3ND3R
I always knew Scots popped out of holes in the ground. It's why golf is so popular. The had to find a use for them afterwards.
emgutter
I’m ashamed at myself for laughing at this.
Klaaism
https://imgur.com/GOW7TqX.gif
jdean8112
Thefunpagecorporation
why do they all look sober
bonosboner
They’re not Irish.
monkeyfly
Practice.
derpygirl
Hahaha Karen wasn't when I met her
Seggs
its a photo shoot; make up does wonders
monkofshadow
CynicalFelidae
How can that be, they're white.
monkofshadow
CynicalFelidae
But people say it can't be racist if it's against a white person. Are you telling me the media is lying to me?! Impossible, I say.
monkofshadow
Ohh ok, I get what you are doing.. I agree with you that is BS.
Justanotherginger
Fun fact: it takes more alcohol to get a ginger drunk. Source: me. Also, I’ve never had a hangover.
taco1910
Check out whiskey ginger podcast, fun stuff
AmbroseGudmaker
Only got a tinge of the ginge but also never had a hangover.
Pokachou
I stopped having hangovers after I got over 30.
corpofilth
Are you over 30?
Justanotherginger
34.
Fluckers
It's normally practice (or regular drinking). Good metabolism. I can't drink the same as I did in my 20s but I'm not sure I'd want to!
gracegreen86
We do tolerate it more. Lol
MrShpoople
That one down vote is definitely not from a Scot
Radix865
Are the pubs still all closed?
MagicOrpheus310
"how" do they all look sober?
justarandombloke
All the heroin and shortbread keeps them looking fresh
JoeDepciMowed
They're Scottish, not Irish.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
They're stand-ins as the real scots can't stand up...
Axelxdisepic
Because the drunk ones didn't make it to the photoshoot on time
AnythingMuchShorter
Well the third guy has only had 16 shots this morning so he's just lightly buzzed and can play it off.
ChasePoppins
kluyske
Because they can hold their liquor
MrJimmyC
They hold it and never let it go.
Pattosaurus20xx
In both hands!
UnpinionedPoplars
Usually by his ears.
AugustThyme
Triatticus
SavagePatchKids
I can hold my liquor too. Drinking it is what fucks me up.
tehmeisterer
Have you considered sticking it up your butt?
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
That actually fucks you up faster. For more things you and I never wanted to know, find someone else. *sigh*
BenderRodriguz1010
....maybe
ridureyu
Alternate opinion:
TheSonOfX51
...prepare for snu-snu?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
That's their aroused face.
painkiller1968
cainofdreaming
Or maybe...
spacestationnumberfive
Space Elf.
ilhares
Negative, ghostrider. These were the space elves-
Onerrorresumenext
NeilCameron
GodoverZak
The perfect loop
therealzombiejesus
bertstantin
The old double wink. The blink
foreverambridge
Ireland and Scotland are two different countries. One is part of the UK, the other isn't. Insulting and dumb.
Nykidemus
Ireland is ALSO part of the UK you daft git. Not all of it, but a little chunk.
foreverambridge
No. She's from Ireland. Not Northern Ireland. Ireland. The country that isn't part of the UK. "You daft git". You're simply wrong.
ChaosResolution
Just as an FYI, there’s Ireland, and there’s Northern Ireland. No one would ever say ‘Ireland’ is part of the UK.
Nykidemus
Perhaps, but I'll allow it just for tweaking this asshat's nose.
DrJohnZoidbergMD
she is winking with both eyes
Turdsandwich10
Yeah i'm a tard like that too
beez428
Ah...Milana Veinrub
myg00
I love Milana
totallyhumanborn1998
who is that?
GourmetCrackHead
Doot
StatmanIbrahimovic
Someone who can't wink
unfocusedmoss
Becky Lynch. WWE wrestler.
IAmTheEarlyEvening
That's a hell of a last name to choose..
ijack
THE MAN
omuaomua
an irish man... i guess
GabbyJayYay
rebeca quinn
AfterMidknight
Irish, but still a beauty
Ljnoodles
Same difference . source: used to have roommate who is Scottish and it made him mad when I said that . So I do.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Ok, gonna assume you're Mexican or close enough then?
Ljnoodles
Nope, just a jerk to friends.
Onerrorresumenext
Damn it, you’re right. I’ll just sit over here and feel ashamed.
AfterMidknight
TheRealCrimesJohnson
Plot twist: his penis is named “Ashamed”
TheNeub
Fixed It for you.
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Mxlespxles
Oh, is that all you're over there feeling?
BenderRodriguz1010
TheNeub
redmangc
Ha,he put his penis in her and a baby came out
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
And they named it after a mixture of flour and water.
GhostWhiskey
Mix of flour and fat
SailorJimmy
It's named after a potato, which is an aggressively Irish move
VigilPrime
Scotland! Where men are men, women are too, and sheep are nervous.
FroopyHood
That’s why the Scots wear kilts, sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
dart223
Thats baa-aa-aad.
Klaaism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQzSzKAPvCA
NotTinyPancakes
They said Scotland not Whales.
petrolhead1987
*Wales
NotTinyPancakes
whhoops
Fejerro
Scottish women singing:
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danglingballs
Foe men ?
CityYeti
If I was stuck in the 1600s, as some peasant in small cottage, I would be fine if I had a wife that sung like this
d00kiebird
they didn't have auto-tune in the 1600s
konelhft
Hallo my wee heelan coos
FractalChainsaw
NatiDreddd on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/user/NatiDreddd
bril350
oldalonedonefor
Thank you for answering the question before you were asked.
ixex
Source? I realize I'm probably looking at a TikTok but I'd love the full song.
C141Clay
NatiDreddd on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/user/NatiDreddd
ThatWillBuffOut
A version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SUpsLxUrKQ
Fejerro
Grabbed shamelessly from other comment above: https://www.youtube.com/user/NatiDreddd
ThatWillBuffOut
That's her but it doesn't include a version of this song, as far as I can see.
Fejerro
I think she does most of her work on tik tok.
AndrewTheGoodBoy
I prefer this one https://youtu.be/4FwzIUdFv1U
WhichWitchGoodOneOrBadOneOrABitOfBoth
Her name’s Cheery Longbottom.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Or Violet Blackforge (of Rat Queens fame) in her pre-hipster days (dwarven hipsters shave).
Lorgs
Wait, is that the bearded one?
FarTooRighteous
*Littlebottom
WhichWitchGoodOneOrBadOneOrABitOfBoth
You are right.
ValkyrieSwitch
I'm worried about the show.
ThisGuyPostingThings
I couldn't get much more than halfway through the first episode. So wrong on so many levels (as an adaptation), and not good otherwise.
ValkyrieSwitch
It's already out? Yeah I'm not gonna watch it.
rareunicornmeat
where is it airing? I didn't not like what I had heard what they changed.
ThisGuyPostingThings
BBC America.
ThisGuyPostingThings
Yeah, started early this month. Characters felt very wrong. Then again, Vimes and the Watch are my favourite Discworld characters.
ValkyrieSwitch
I know, I was so hopeful but from the moment I watched the trailer I felt my heart break.
LoopStricken
There's a show?
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
There’s a show called Night Watch that borrows some discrete elements from, but ABSOLUTELY IS NOT anything close to an accurate /1
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
dramatization of, Terry Pratchett’s books.
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
It’s like of you made a shitty penguin costume for Halloween and then tried to tell people you’re a real penguin.
ValkyrieSwitch
No, just like the Avatar movie that doesn't exist.
konelhft
Seems a little harsh. I get that it was Ferngully with blue aliens, but to say it doesn't exist...
ValkyrieSwitch
No you're thinking of the Smurfs
LoopStricken
Oh, how unfortunate.
ValkyrieSwitch
I think I'm just gonna re-read the watch books and pretend the show doesn't exist.