That is such a perfect description

Oct 7, 2019 3:07 AM

This is such a perfect description

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I have one, and the only thing she does is jump around. No matter where she goes, even if there’s no need to jump, she must.

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I am reminded of yinglets.

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Excellent use of the verb “dings”

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Crash bandicoot lookin ass

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Like it or not, that is the face of peak performance.

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Kardashians?

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I think the text said "one brain cell," not "a dreadful black hole from which nothing can escape."

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So, Rudy Giuliani is a gecko? Because that is also a perfect description for him.

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He does have that "deep as a mirror" look about him.

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Soo, smarter than a lot of people?

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But with less processing power. People can fuck up multipler task's, where a gecko can only fuck up one task at a time.

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Fact! Have a few Cresties and love them, but dang they dumb!

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what sort of evil would make a gif like this without a single corner hit

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Can confirm. I have a few (geckos, not brain cells)

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Oi, tha's me job

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No brain cells?

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Just the one.

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Username checks out?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bonk...bonk...bonkbonk....bonk

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*corner bonk*

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*me when he gets a corner bonk*

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*excited squeals*

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Everytime it hits the corner it produces one (1) coherent thought.

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Or the expression of Gary Busey, 25/75 chance

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