WazertFromBlueSky
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The car alarm sounding like a panicked emergency response alarm makes me laugh
Jun 3, 2025 12:59 PM
WazertFromBlueSky
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The car alarm sounding like a panicked emergency response alarm makes me laugh
buffetbear
SMB42
#4 - I did this to a guy with a coffee cup on his roof! He gave me a free bag of drugs 🤷🏼‍♂️ I guess that's how he meets people. Was the first time I got free drugs like they advertised in schoo!!! But I'm 45 & was just a month ago
ImurevJourhein
#4 This is the kind of harmless confusion I like to see spread.
justlubeitanduseit
#6 aahh sweet karma. He broke the window, the car broke him.
ZiomalZParafii
While I agree, he run from a mental hospital (not the first time). Article in Polish: https://wiadomosci.wp.pl/wybil-szyby-i-wpadl-pod-kola-samochodu-zaskakujace-informacje-ws-agresywnego-27-latka-6170643278587521a
justlubeitanduseit
Not from a mental hospital I'm afraid to say. The man was a vandal who'd broken the window previously. When the police were called he tried to flee. https://factcheck.afp.com/video-has-circulated-reports-about-vandal-who-smashed-shops-windows-poland
TheLeanWolf
#9 the recipe did say to add one tin of tomato paste..
dbox
#5
bitemark
Still not sure what's going on there
ActuallyImSpartacus
They thought there were illegally parked cars behind the door.
vicvalour
I think they spent all that time to cut down a metal door, just to find the doorway bricked up
Deshalope
They spent forever getting that door open only to find a brick wall behind it. The "don't park (in front of the entrance)" text was a decoy.
bitemark
Okay that's hilarious :)
Nexus297
#5 Well fuck
cloudstrife046583000
First cat my dude? They are scientifically classified as a liquid!
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
Cat is not dog...
DebbieDangle
Cats are like, "Laws of physics? Not on my watch."
jherazob
dbox
That's a dog gate. Nobody would have designed that as a cat gate.
Thorketil
Nobody? Are you sure?
KoalaOnTheJuice
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmNqemhuMTNlY2l6YmR5dG1id3E3ZXYxNTduOGYxdWtuNmNkMmVhcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NjpWsIimU2Wg8/200w.webp
Bhargo
cats are liquid, we keep telling people but nobody listens
Thorketil
Nature finds a way.
RobErtE87
#9 at least there was no cash inside.
dirtyketchup
Hahaha
putcleverusernamehere
(Geraldo has entered the chat)
DebbieDangle
#2 Do people who try this never watch "fail" videos (or take a basic physics class)? Because I'd bet that 99.9% of the people watching this knew exactly what would happen.
salunatics
Finally in in the 0.1%! ( I thought they were going to lose a bumper or axle)
detectivepopcornmmmmm
RevRagnarok
#4
salunatics
#4 The kind of prank I can get behind.
notmyrealface
This man is ready to grandpa.
morningxafter
#5
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skysorcerer
And there's also the «You Look Nice Today» door in Fallout 4... until the Sentry Bot shows up.
morningxafter
Haha yeah I laughed my ass off the first time I found that one then immediately got merc’d by the sentry bot.
Efreeti
Don't give up, Skeleton!
3rdoption
#1 Cars on fire are so hot right now.
pelon365
Fly you fools!
FishieStardust
Technically cars on fire are always hot
VincitQuiSeVincit
mikecaa
#10. A cat is mostly air and fur. That is a really good looking gate, though.
dirtyketchup
#10 ya, even if you completely filled the holes in that gate, the cat would just jump over it anyway.
sesamesnapsinhalf
Has this person never had a cat?
Redyls
lol yup
gablestout
It's gotta be for dogs. If it was for cats, why would you have a cat door on it? Just leave the gate open.
dirtyketchup
I’m guessing it could be both for kids and pets?
gablestout
Yeah, could be for little kids, too.
elmesito
peanutbutterandham
It’s gotta be a joke right? Surely no cat owner could be that stupid
conMan76
wait ... are you doubting the width of human stupidity?
Fluffy314
Nothing wrong with being one of today's lucky 10,000.
michiyl
Only inexperienced - if you haven't seen it in a video or live, you wouldn't believe what cats (and other furry animals as well) can go through
CatchySensibleName
I typically expect animals to at least be able to go through gaps that are bigger than they are, though.
dirtyketchup
One could only hope…
Evenmoreuselessname
I think the gate is for dogs or kids, they're just disappointed the kitty door is useless?
PithyCommentBelow
This comment makes me wonder if you’ve ever met… people?
CouldntCakeLess
At least two people died - #10 only on the inside tho.
imabadger
Gut jumping off the cliff onto the boat can't be walking it off, but who else?
Qpnao
The person he landed on?
imabadger
Oh, to me it looked like they hit some rail there.
pfunk81
The cliff jumper didn't die. The Yankee died of embarrassment though.
putcleverusernamehere
#9 LOL I work part time in my daughter's farm store kitchen and I thought "hey this might be a time saving technique". It was not
LehmanParty
It's a Little Caesars. I remember making the sauce. Never dropped a can inside but definitely dropped a full tub before. The dough and cheese are actually pretty good but unfortunately the sauce is what makes it a budget pizza.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
#1 Move away from the burning vehicle, dumbasses.
LadyNetrex
I don't know baseball. What happened here?
KirbyUOR
Guy on base pretends to throw ball. Runner thinks he's safe and briefly steps off the base. He gets tagged with the ball, making him out.
LadyNetrex
I got the pretend to throw the ball part, but why. Thank you! Well played by the thrower :D
georgejimmydoodle
The base runner is safe so long as he is touching the base, that flat square bag on the ground. If the base runner is not touching the base, he can be "tagged out," which means that any defensive player who is holding the ball can touch the base runner with the ball or with the mitt holding the ball, ending the base runner's play.
pelleMovieHero
#6 personally, I love it when idiots think vandalism is worth their life.
putcleverusernamehere
#10 I like how he leans down to open the beautifully crafted little door for the cat, and the cat goes "I'm good"
clarkWhogotsanity
#10 for the most part if a can get it's head through then the rest will follow unless it's of chonky status or an absolute unit
Thorketil
The meme with the can is #9
Thorketil
Some people have no sense of humor. It's just a funny coincidence that #9 mentions a tin can, and in the comment on #10 the spell checker changed cat to a can. You probably have to add I DON'T MEAN THAT SERIOUSLY every time.
RevRagnarok
#5 I'm old.
notmyrealface
RevRagnarok
Not THAT old ;)
notmyrealface
I'm not that old either to be honest. But I am just as old as The Legend of Zelda.
PunnyTiger
Al Capone's Vault. One of the first time I was genuinely angry at a T.V. show for failing to deliver it's promise.
RevRagnarok
And we only had like three channels, so of course the entire country was watching.
PunnyTiger
the only good thing about it was that it killed Geraldo Rivera'a career so we never has to see his smirking face again.
RevRagnarok
cryborg
#1 Apparently that is not far enough.
thricebakedxyz
Maybe it's just me but I would have done some running 'before' the explosion. IDK
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I'm assuming that the tires finally 'sploded. They do that.
Type17
LPG tank(?) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquefied_petroleum_gas
hannibalbarcalounger
Rule of thumb: if whatever catastrophe you're watching can't be completely blocked out by holding up your thumb at arm's length, back up until it can be.
Thorketil
Efreeti
Pyroclastic flow. The gases can be hot enough to literally cook you alive. It's what covered Pompeii.
Thorketil
Fortunately, the pyroclastic flow passed along the side of the ascent routes
lysani
Another good rule of thumb is to not climb an active volcano that is showing all the signs of erupting very soon.
LawFiveGuy
#8 I love it when the money and nonsense associated with a kid's game disappears momentarily and it once again becomes a game played the way kids used to play it.
wadatahmydamie
It always comes across as insecurity when someone refers to sports as kids’ stuff. “Sorry adults, you’re not allowed to play sports any more, only children can enjoy throwing a ball around with the homies”
LawFiveGuy
You are so far off base, you could be tagged out with a trick play. Me referring to it as a kids' game is because while it's competitive a lot of kids play because it's fun. At the major league level, it's a business. all business. it was fun to the player do something he probably hasn't done since he was a kid playing for fun.
wadatahmydamie
A lot of adults play for fun too. You’re coming across as condescending, whether it was your intent or not.
LawFiveGuy
Sincere apologies if it comes across as condescending. But in my defense I wrote "At the major league level,..." (which is where this gif comes from).
Solkanarmy
is that the "did you catch that?" guy?
AllMyPain
Kids i played with made up rules on the spot
jplusc
rules made up on the spot -- like when I am trying to catch up to the new NFL rules of the season "what do you mean I have to take the ball back there, I cought it here" "NuUh, that was too close, you have to put it back here" : )
mrputter
Ahhh good ol' Calvinball...
AsAHistorian
I guess my baseball knowledge isn't what I thought it was; could you explain what's going on in that one?
JaXm
Toronto Blue Jays are in the field, and NY are running the bases. Blue Jay throws the ball to a baseman, who then PRETENDS to throw the ball to ... somewhere else. Presumably the pitcher. Runner then steps off the base, and the Baseman tags him with the ball as out. Runner then realizes he's been bamboozled.
CobainsSarcoma
'hidden ball trick' in baseball, the ball is *usually* live the baserunner thought the defender had thrown the ball back in to the pitcher and was caught off base.
Righteousdew
The player who caught the ball tricked the other player into thinking he had thrown the ball. When the player in gray temporarily stepped off the plate to adjust his stance, the player in blue tapped him with the glove holding the ball, thus causing an out. I believe it was just a prank and not an actual out.
KyleZombie
It was an actual out. Poor Todd Frazier, lol.
Righteousdew
That's just shitty and bad sportsmanship. Dude was just switching his stance.
KyleZombie
It's baseball. This is not 'Nam, there are rules.
lysani
It was counted as an actual out, since the ball was still in play. Happened back in 2017 if I remember right.
Righteousdew
Then that's some bullshit, but it's what I would expect from a Blue Jays player.
andwings2go
Good Morning! Missed my Wazert break yesterday.
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Me too. I always worry about them when they don't post. And Saturday/Sunday is an Imgur wasteland without them.
andwings2go
I think he posts at work, no work, no post.
WazertFromBlueSky
You figured me out. Also I did post yesterday.
andwings2go
Thanks for letting me know, never got notified.
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Oh, neither did I!
WazertFromBlueSky
I marked it mature for a bare butt, that's probably why.
RevRagnarok
#2 Every time I see one of these... I wonder... "back window or axle?"
It's almost always back window, but sometimes...
WillemHellfire
Better than your jaw.
notmyrealface
I am always happy to see one of these types of cars get destroyed.
ArthurT
Some super genius I know, wrapped it tightly around the back bumper. Really revved it up, and launched forward. Ripped the bumper off, the mounts the bolts made slots in the frame... he asked me to drive it, and I said... no, you have to do the "drive of shame."
jesuisgur
And once while I was watching a backhoe try to pull a crane-truck out of deep snow, it was the 1" cable that snapped and whipped past our group of onlookers, 3' from decapitating 8 people. It did snap like a whip, only much much louder.
RevRagnarok
Yeah that's scary shit.
ooMikeAoo
Looks like it may have gotten the front window as well, stump sailed over the top of the vehicle.
InnerBushman
Less often the bumper, even less often half the car or the whole engine bay.
thricebakedxyz
Got heeem!
slowshootinpete
Either way, the stump wins
pandemicpolemic
Yea I feel like had they not gunned it, the axle was doomed because clearly they weren’t going to give up
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
Didn't even bother to dig just a little bit to get it loose
bitemark
It's possible they fucked it up a bit regardless
thespaceghetto
OOC, what's the safe way to do this if all you have is a truck and tow straps/chains? I'm picturing some kind of stopper made by putting two posts halfway bw the stump and car to stop the stump
miraclemaxcoc
Wrap the chain around a large wheel. At least for smaller things like fence posts.
For this -- nothing. Skim cut it with a chainsaw, then slice groves into the remaining stump. Wait 6 months, and then mulch with an 8 pound sledgehammer
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
So long as it ain't a damn cedar, anyway. God herself couldn't get this stump out of my yard, it's been 3 years and the only 'mulch' happening is the dirt that gets caught in it.
miraclemaxcoc
Fair point. Ceder you have to just grind.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Yeah every couple months we get mad at it and decide we need a new chain so we take the saw to it and round it out some more, cut some new grooves, and basically just keep prodding it down towards the ground. Someday, it will be gone.
vicvalour
No, and it only popped the top of the stump off, didn't deroot, so might as well have just chopped it up
freckledkink
Rent or hire someone with a stump grinder. That's the best and safest way
hayeszc84
For off-road applications there are weighted bags and such to hang in the middle of the strap/chain to stop the snap back, but for a stump... Might help, but maybe but that much...
Kingdomonsterdeath
Using a shovel. It may take a while, but the worst thing you are going to do is tire yourself out.
IndigoThursday
Cut it off flat, then use it as a plinth for a garden ornament for a few years, then it should be soft enough to get it with a heavy mallet
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
There isn't one. If you're pulling on a stationary object and it moves, that force *will* go somewhere. If it doesn't move, that force will *also* go somewhere. The safe way to do this is to get a machine capable of withstanding those forces. If for some reason that isn't an option, leave the stump the hell alone.
thespaceghetto
For sure that's what I'm proposing with the stakes. Probably didn't do a great job explaining but if the line passes between the two stakes, once it popped out it would hit the stakes, arresting the motion. They'd have to be super tall though I guess and add others have pointed out, they didn't actually get the roots with these shenanigans
Ihug
What if they tied the log to an anchor with a decent amount of slack, maybe that rope can be stretchy as well?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Yep. Newton's laws, at your service.
RevRagnarok
We are all victims of physics.
brassmule
If that isn't an option, fire... fire is an option.
Mxlespxles
Yup. I was gonna say exactly that. Build a fire around it and keep that fucker burning all day.
brassmule
Auger bit to drill a big hole out of the center. Apply small amount of accelerant and burn responsibly. It'll burn for days potentially but it'll burn.