If he was a window cleaning robot or something then yeah I'd feel bad for him, but this is the dudes job! Literally built for it, and he fucks it up. Shameful.
*monotone* "Fuck this..." for a messup, upon auditory sensor detecting laughter after a "fuck this" trigger, it would say, also in monotone: "I'd like to see your sorry ass do any better!"
I thought she was wearing high heels, but she's just walking tip-toed the whole time. Jesus, her calves are either well-conditioned or will be sore like crazy next day.
If it makes you feel better, I believe she's wearing heel trainers (?), which are basically a type of BDSM footwear that are just the platforms of heelless stilettos strapped to the feet, which provides some support. Still very uncomfortable, of course.
Here's the thing legs suck. Treads are ideal for balancing traction and weight distribution just no way to make them grow so why the hell make a bot with legs when treads are always better
for small robots with both a very low center of mass and extra track length to prevent flipping, yes, but only for inclines with smaller angles and shorter distances between steps (tanks crossing trenches). Even then, it's still slower, more likely to get stuck, and, heavier compared to legs. That said, I suppose you *could* have the torso rotate with the treads to reduce tipping.
Less so ladders, escalators, holes, and pit traps. If the robutts are going to exterminate us, we gotta make sure they get on our level. And can traverse in all the same ways we can. Efficiency-wise, they could just use quadcopter drones. But nerds gotta nerd. Try to achieve the impossible.
It’s like they were trying to make it exactly, precisely, terrifying. “Hey, let’s look at all the scifi with mass produced, easily transportable death machines, and build that!” Also it walks like shit. Seriously wtf.
soulseekbob2320
It learned that from watching me. Very accurate. 🏆
SkutFarkas
Until I turned the sound on, I was sure he was cussing at 'Dave'.
SirChadwellHeath
If (GoingToFallOver) {don't(); }
missjmjmjm
STOP!!!!! 🛑 ✋!!!!!! No!!! Have we learned NOTHING from SciFi movies.
therealsarahconnor
Apparently not.
Bubbells
Apparently I am Gen 1 atlas
SeRaQt
More trips and spills (sound on):
stew9703
Wow this is really cool right now, it wont be when they attach guns to this one too
DancesWithHippos
There's probably a good reason, but why don't we put one of these friendos on Mars?
SteveMND
We're still quite a ways before we get to that point, but we're getting there.
OhIfIMust
werrywerry
"Why did I clone myself testicles?"
Redoneter593
Zeplin
I mean, pain/discomfort is incredibly important in telling you that you're doing something very detrimental to your body.
Orionsdick
Robot! Experience this tragic irony for me
cinecito360
Well, without the machine gun of course he is a bit off balance.
And don't think for a minute these robots are going to be doing construction...
weave
New Atlas is far more mobile and better at recovering
https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M
electrajet
More mobile, but not really sneaky...yet.
sevenpastzeero
That is how horror movies start.
MachineThreat02
Oh fuck, thats real?? I though that was cgi or like a cut scene or something
DarkLadyAlannah
Looks like they are training them for some over the top bank robbery
DrewK98
Does anyone else think that when they fall they look even more human than when they get it right?
CrisprCAS
Hurt his nuts
ThatSonOfaBitch
Do you want the robot holocaust!? Because that's how you get the robot holocaust!
CrisprCAS
Why would I want to kill all robots?
TheFastpaws
I liked his look more than the new one. The new one gives me it is going to stab me vibes.
slugworth70
They should make it be able to swear when it messes up.
nintyuk
Creibis has already Wifu'ed the new Atla's robot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3TVCSh2JoE
datphone777365
We will anthropomorphize anything.
thosearntpillows
That’s some creepy shit.
ItsACrazyWorld
Every time I see this I am still not convinced this these are real.
tarnok
This is the old atlas. New one is freakier https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M?si=c8JJkKjlrzZC0yPz
orionrh
RogerTheBond
zombywoof68
Atlas walked so that the T-800 could run.
Wuz314159
Like the end of a Jackie Chan movie.
ClownishAntics
If he was a window cleaning robot or something then yeah I'd feel bad for him, but this is the dudes job! Literally built for it, and he fucks it up. Shameful.
Trelis
Wish they made it utter a small quiet explative when it falls.
GIMike1972
Like q-bert used to swear!
Beefkins
Just a somber, deadpan "fuck" every time.
gilliamv
Reminded of "Roomba that screams when it bumps into things"
Megadestructo
"Fuckin' Gretzky over here..."
https://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA?si=xpuu2E1q-G4yaXLF
AgamemnonsMemes
But not one you'd expect, like it needs to be "piss" or "balls"
Sleepy360
https://youtu.be/Y31__uv05KI?si=NTckKpjKA2GZgPsl Roomba curses when it bumps into things.
PewterHailStorm
THERE IT IS!
joeyecho101
Shouldn't be too hard to program
cuddleskunk
*monotone* "Fuck this..." for a messup, upon auditory sensor detecting laughter after a "fuck this" trigger, it would say, also in monotone: "I'd like to see your sorry ass do any better!"
Redoneter593
*cough cough*
Snooj
Or even just a quiet robotic "nooooo".
Pulsifer
Like the porcupine https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UW37dEq-G5w
Freak0zoid
Like the turrets from portal
duktayp
I prefer videos like this, to the ones with some asshole human knocking robot off their feet
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
"Evidence A" when the robot trials start in a few years.
StarmineRendezvous
I thanked chat GPT for the correct answers the few times I felt like trying it out. May not be actual intelligence for now but a good habit.
thereitis101
Pssst. They’re not human.
HawkmanXLII
Pretty sure the robots don't mind. Also it's necessary testing for balance.
Froggie243
Maybe not, but I do. We don't need to kick stuff just to see how it reacts. Feels icky.
HawkmanXLII
K. But that's how they're going to figure out it's strengths and flaws when it comes to balance. It's how they'll learn to make improvements.
sfbiker
Maybe they don't mind for now, but they'll remember.
Wuz314159
What if it's a nazi robot?
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Punch the Nazi builder
tonehoundsmoser9
Does punching a nazi robot even work? I kinda picture you'd end up breaking your hands to little effect
Adester
It's about the message.
SteveMND
sadurdaynight
I thought she was wearing high heels, but she's just walking tip-toed the whole time. Jesus, her calves are either well-conditioned or will be sore like crazy next day.
werrywerry
That explains how she nailed the awkward robot gait.
SteveMND
If it makes you feel better, I believe she's wearing heel trainers (?), which are basically a type of BDSM footwear that are just the platforms of heelless stilettos strapped to the feet, which provides some support. Still very uncomfortable, of course.
dislurkerdude
Here's the thing legs suck. Treads are ideal for balancing traction and weight distribution just no way to make them grow so why the hell make a bot with legs when treads are always better
randomwalrus
Same reason places get constantly sued by disability advocates. The world is not built to accommodate anybody but those with legs.
dislurkerdude
Treads work up and down stairs as well
Redoneter593
for small robots with both a very low center of mass and extra track length to prevent flipping, yes, but only for inclines with smaller angles and shorter distances between steps (tanks crossing trenches). Even then, it's still slower, more likely to get stuck, and, heavier compared to legs. That said, I suppose you *could* have the torso rotate with the treads to reduce tipping.
randomwalrus
Less so ladders, escalators, holes, and pit traps. If the robutts are going to exterminate us, we gotta make sure they get on our level. And can traverse in all the same ways we can. Efficiency-wise, they could just use quadcopter drones. But nerds gotta nerd. Try to achieve the impossible.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
Don't worry. He's retired. And his replacement looks a lot less likely to take any shit.
drowninginthesouth
Now I want to see the real one.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
That is the real one. https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M?si=yMgCrSAv8CO75nRP
DragonBjorne
It’s like they were trying to make it exactly, precisely, terrifying. “Hey, let’s look at all the scifi with mass produced, easily transportable death machines, and build that!” Also it walks like shit. Seriously wtf.
Redoneter593
I was expecting it to break it's hip attempting to flip there for a moment
Aldamas
"Danger Will Robinson"
StarmineRendezvous
Even humanoid robots don't have to be designed strictly to human movement options. The entirely superior race, eventually.
PewterHailStorm
That's awesome and unnerving at the same time. Love the head tho. Cyclops design.
LordHotPie
Nope, that wasn't unnerving at all
ebonyfaery
Is this real or something out of a terrifying film about face hole robots? Cos if the latter I wanna see it.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
It's real. https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M?si=yMgCrSAv8CO75nRP
ameranthe
Did they have to go out of their way to give him a terrifying gaping black hole for a face, or is the horror just an extra bonus?
faphappyscreencappy
HalifaxEast
Looks like they ripped out the OLED screen from a Mini Cooper and bolted it on top.