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Superchief86
#28 You want to make sure your road is very well travelled before attempting the horse dildo.
doesntmatter
#12 -- This meme is so old there was literally a time when I was a teenager and it read Gen X and millenials
yoyo42
#27
superbob201
#2 They short-staff you so you have to follow the one on the right so they can fire you for not doing the one on the left.
LurkerOfDarkness
#8 where the fuck is he shopping? Troglodytes'R'us?
RipThemUpRatchet
Such an exquisite collection you have here, @OP. Thank you
Iatesomecoffeecups
#1 wow that person read my mind
tarataqa
As a GenXer, fuck yeah!
setaroja
As another genXer, I'll drink to you guys!
tarataqa
Stick it to the old people. I hope I never get old.
XuncuTheTiger
Baguette one: "Hello, I'd like to report a war crime?"
ElbowDeepInAJedi
#30 Oh my your dick!
BeckyLookAtHerButt
My Lovely lady dick.
MechaNinja
#1 nachosarah is pretty funny. I am not surprised it was her who commented about the enormous boobs.
mytruepersonality
Besides that mom having huge its. there is an obvious not favorite child there.
KingXizor
#17 are not the hair of your beard and crotch similar enough already that the same pubic lice will happily live in both?
whoisyourdaddy
*oh my dick
Haiddon
#4 so glad the decided to protect dinesh's identity
YourIceCreamMan
MrNardtastic
#1 if those are actually her kids then it makes sense. Making milk for 3 is no joke
Kajitheninja
Christy Beck and yes they are her kids
PENlSMAN
#30 OH MY DICK
JoeMorgue
#1 Christy Beck. You're welcome. (Her IG is mostly pictures of her kids though)
jimmythehat1
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kaymon
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
This is both amazing and terrifying that you were able to find out her name. I bow in terrified amazement
JoeMorgue
It's in the Washington Post Article, it's not like it took any actual creeping.
gablestout
Not all of them...
TygrF
IIIIIII...SAW MOMMY HUMPING SAAAAAANTA CLAUSSSSSSE
davebeastly
#1
Kajitheninja
Christy Beck
StarscreamAndHutch
Valgov291
that sounds like the abridged DBZ actor came out to parody this
NotAPervert
From what someone in another comment said it is exactly 100% that, yes
filben7
Oingyboingy titty milky wubby lumps?
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
#14 Whell yeah 10h is the legal ''you can drink hard liquor time''
OldSchoolNewRules
#10 Arizona copied Oregon's state constitution.
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
Oh my your dick
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Now you sound like everyone I've dated
PENlSMAN
They talk about your dick?
TrustMeImADog
They'd never seen an "innie" before...
Schmerbie
She is a vengeful your dick
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
#15 its for when the get acsess to thw ocean
mustbethedragon
#3 Toddlers, too.
Badatuserbames
#16 its hard to come up with new names all the time
VagisilToothpaste
Every dog I have adopted has been named after snack foods. One was Twix. Another was Bugle, and her brother was Dorito.
Bezaid
I always assumed it was kids naming them.
DougForcett
#1 It makes sense with those four mouths to feed.
disposabledom
VolcanoHerder
... there's only 3 kids
solrev
To be fair to APA. Atomic Toaster is freaking awesome and would be huge in selection criteria.
ChelseaBun28
I’ve worked in shelters, you get named-out faster than you would expect. And the funkier the name, the higher chance of adoption
oopsicrappedmypants
I agree, it’s a bad ass cat name.
LokiOnTheCouch
nickname is Tommi
Spooner1
I'm totally naming my next kitten "iPad #3"
StephenDaniels
If they want a normal name like Spot or Mittens they should learn to come when they're called.
LordNergal
I've learned to name a new cat whatever they consistently respond to. That's how I got cats named Henry, Cali, Luna, and Stella.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Tom.
imworthyourtime
#1 she has, indeed. I also see that's the reason this was chosen as first image
MenloPart
They say "Heart You:" https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/UXAMWSFBVUI6TJ3H26VYJLXT5E.jpg
HelpfulCorn
Huge... Tracts of land
RoutemasterFlash
If they were a good size before, they're obviously going to be massive when they're in use.
Bunhyung
Always open with an Eyecatcher
Bystandr
GREAT BIG MOMMY MILKERS !
Whatevyou
https://www.google.com/amp/s/heavy.com/news/2019/07/christy-parrett-beck/amp/
DarkSock
Baby’s head size vs her boob? …..not a fair fight, bruh…
Homelessgermaphobe
The only acceptable click bate
rbudrick
She has an instgram acct where she shows off her triplets a lot, but not her twins. Much.
Whatevyou
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BringBackZachBraff
Jesus Christ she looks high maintenance. And I guess orthodontists make some large bucks.
rbudrick
Yeah, her shit is 100000% Ashuhleighyanne, pronounced Jessica style shit.