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TheHomestarmy
Had she felt that way before?
HeHeHebieJeebies
Matchy match.... Not the last time she jumped him that night.
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
All things considered, that could have gone a lot worse
thewiggins
♫ ... by the end of this song.
eightthree
I mean.. yeah sure.. that's one way to blow her back out.. but ..it's not ..intended.. its not the fun wa.. sigh
EchoWhiskyBravo
A wise woman once said: “I never give advice, but advice is to never wear a wrap dress.”
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
That's why I like faux wraps lol. Nobody wants to see what under there.
RebRos3
Oh man at least she didnt seem to land on her head!!
kddk8s
He seems fun!
NSFWfrontpage2
She wore matching underwear so everything is going according to plan.
ArsenalThePhoenix
that fall must've hurt so much
taramasalata
Dress Relief
ricekickJR
BAH GAWD HE BROKE HER IN HALF! *Jim Ross voice*
Lun4ticH1gh
DEAR LORD, SHE HAS A FAM'LAY!
Stuey1221
Someone stop the damn match.
neos501
"DANIEL BRYAN!!!" (when he means to say Bryan Danielson)
ZiegPumper
This is not going to be a catch as catch can classic, this is going to be a slobberknocker.
Sheldonian
Straight sex is weird
Ryyyyyyyan
I've definitely seen fetish content basically like this.
Jaqdakloun
Hetero sex is weird.
FatBoobsDontCount
I believer this was her fault, for the record. She shouldn't have raised her legs up.
StarscreamAndHutch
Wapusk
Ayye bro, she wore matchy-matchy. Too bad you broke her spine.
pandemonious
Really wondering why she’s wearing a strapless bra when her dress is a long sleeve turtleneck. I only wear strapless if you can see straps
WrongUn
Ended better than I'd hoped
isthisjunkmail
Unwrap your girl with this one simple trick.
thricebakedxyz
She seems fun.
kaijuuGold
oh she ready
CarrotsCarrots
A friend did this at her wedding. Twice. Second time was drunk and ended up crashing on the floor in spectacular fashion. Nobody hurt luckil
Chattafaukup
She took that way better than I would have. That's gonna leave a bruise.
hovelhopper
She was absolutely drunk enough that it will be a problem for future her. Plus she landed feet/butt first which helps
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
Why is nobody commenting on how painful, injurious and concussion producing this may have been?
Ghlargh
Because it resulted in a lightly clad well proportioned young lady on camera.
rbudrick
Ah, she wore the black fundies. Planning ahead.
Waxilliam
Even in the movie they practiced in the lake to avoid injury.
agermanguy
Its harder than it looks
iguessihaveto
Are that's what she said jokes still a thing?
davisboy42
I think they shifted to archers "phrasing" but the spirit is still there
Waxilliam
I know, that's why I think it's a bad idea to do it over concrete on what is obviously your first time.
RichardPotato
I mean. It looks hard.
Lowland
Machting underwear, we all know what that means
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Underwear macht frei? Or maybe that they are not broke.
potentiallyunsafe
That she'll have the time of her life?
neos501
And she'll never svelte that wae B4 !!!
GWZipper
RoadOiler
It was her decision
IWasACatAllAlong
She did laundry.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
She goes to church on Sunday? Right? RIGHT? RIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHJHHHHHHHHH4681T!!0!0!111!!!!?
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
She's on top of her laundry game?
pixelsnader
It means that black is a very common color for underwear?
Evanrai
Yep. Read into matching coloured or patterned sets if you like but black is just a basic.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Luck of the drawer?
ogabai
Is that what he wears under his Suits?
Skima20
She was gonna show it anyway
georgedragonslayer
She did the laundry?
andrewrankin1087360
She just likes to colour coordinate
GiraffeBoxing
Bet she couldn't do that inverted in a MIG-28
Jaqdakloun
She has a practical sense of fashion.
thelonepig
I hate this comment and I love the replies.
skincancerisfun
Yes, it's obvious. She is karate master
Undumpable
Time for yachting!
yammonition2718
They gonna samsh?
isthistrue
Not as much as if she had none
dortmunder
I actually don't know what machting means
Lowland
You probably dont know what a lot of things mean, actually
c246ykycym2000
Yuuup
vakler
She bought five pair because they were on sale and are the same color. Amen.
LadyoftheLakeDistributingSwords
Sesquey
Dondarian
"you don't black blank underwear unless you want someone to see it" - Bianca Stratford
lazerswordwaffles
I always thought this line must have been written by a dude because black underwear is ideal period underwear.
Dondarian
A fine point. And my wife being on her period has stopped us exactly 0 times.
agermanguy
My thought as well
CaptainHyperbole
She’s very organized?
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Not buying and wearing totally random pieces of different underwear is being very organized?
CaptainHyperbole
I didn’t say ‘very’, also, yes.
pumly
Staged
georgedragonslayer
Still funny
ajg0000
Macht der flammenwerfer!
DrMarioSThompson
Hans!!
Mirilali
SmokyDoggg
michiyl
I feel like I know her from somewhere, and that I should not share the knowledge of this fact.
BlitzerRhames
She reminds me of Kimmy Gibbler, the slut neighbor/friend to DJ on Full House
UnluckyLunkhead
Off at the speed of sound?
neos501
Something Something gotta follow my rainbow ?
neos501
Something eee ? set me free ? follow me we'll escape from the city ????
TheGreenPsych
For some reason I didn't really expect anyone else still know the lyrics to this sonic game. Obviously I was wrong
Arbitrarynamehere
The chao garden music is permanently stuck in my head