Apr 11, 2017 9:12 PM
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Dirtybirdsalltheway
So yal know that that guy had his licence revoked for malpractice right.. he was a former doctor, not that it makes it any better for united
gogogadgetcopter
PinkAmazonQueen
They put the hospital in hospitality.
Catclicksalot
I don't get why you don't have any more upvotes!
AnOrangePegasus
Yeah, it is a nice one
ForeveraKritik
Idonthavealottosay
Why is the rock so skinny here.
tr0Jan
He wasnt THEBOULDER yet
BoneThatTrombone
Just a pebble, from a younger time
KitCatXO
I dont get it
TheBorzoi
Look up the story about United Airlines.
Dj95icry
I...I don't get it
antxnee32
I lived in Louisville,ky for ten years. Das as I'm concerned, united did that guy a favor.
giraffesloveNJ
Honestly, if I had been on that plane and saw him not wanting to get off that bad, I would've offered to get off the plane in his place
cinthia3388
Have you heard that he had his license suspended for molesting patients? Not a good doctor.
This has nothing to do with my statement. Lol
Just saying that maybe united saved some passengers from being molested. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
me too.
IamAMON
Legitimately fucking hilarious!
theDudeson87
At first I thought 9/11, then I remembered at United Airlines arm rests will be used as face bashing devices if you don't accept $800
SlabGizor117
*$800 in $50 vouchers that are unstackable and expire
Aligatorlog
drunkinstupor
fnagy
Is anyone going to talk about the security team that "handled" the situation? Did those oafs get fired or are they still working for United?
thepieisimplicit
They work for the airport, and at least one of them is on paid leave currently.
Tylendal
"Also, the band we hired for you had to cancel. Something about their lead guitarist having issues with his instrument."
matyles
maybe if he took the strings off before hand the pressure changes would snap the neck
BrayerIncognito
Cargo holds are pressurised like the rest of the plane. If the hold isn't heated then the drop in temperature could cause the strings to...
...Contract and possible (maybe) break the neck. The whole "pressure" argument is considered by most as a way for careless handlers to...
...Pass the blame when they break shit.
JudgeMentalCat
"Did my dog arrive safely? She was flying over with United" "yeah about that..."
sangatster
We treat your guitar like a dog. United Airlines. We kick ass!
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
RIP J. Geils .
joers
I heard he'll trade him narcotics for gay sex though.
Dxb105
Did I miss something?
LiquidMilk
UA overbooked a flight, ended up forcibly removing a man from his seat. He got bloody, possibly(?) concussed. Online lynch mob initiated.
ricoadelante
Too soon
Lunchie
How many surgeries does it take to have a favorite surgeon?
AdolfEngels
If only there had been a muslim on board, it would be a completely different story.
ProxyPlayerHD
is there something i'm missing with all these Plane Posts?
adfaklsdjf
Yes. The man getting dragged off the United Arlines flight. Check the news.
oh yea that, i've heard about it... sounds horrible for the Guy and the Company's Image.
HalfpriceFruitbasket
My dad said the guy was selling drugs for sex, is that true? Please inform me imgur community
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buffalosnowcrash
He's the Doc that got suspended. He lives in Elizabethtown, KY. His wife refused to comment. I believe his son is the doctor in New Orleans.
wolvesofthesea
It is. https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2017/04/11/doctor-dragged-off-flight-convicted-of-trading-drugs-for-sex/amp/
cinderbl0ckno
Don't get news from Imgur
Ryansbk
Wrong guy. Uniteds attempts at making it okay
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Just when you thought United couldn't get any worse, they take it a step further
ElijahBear11
source for it being fake??
realfakegamer
how do you not snort out loud
DefinitelyNotABear1st
He was actually restricted to outpatient care one day a week. Did A LOT of illegal shit as a doctor.
McSnapperDapple
chaozvenom
I thought this was a Grey's Anatomy reference.
Anklehurthumpthesink
He just wants to go home
kobasikusaba
"Of course he will, they would literally have to beat and drag him from the flight to keep him from seeing his patients."
Amenya
HAAAA!!!
Gayforbae
ipumpyourdad
Silmariella
Impvessive!
Sorrywrongnumberagain
Best comment ever! Hahahahahahahaha
Tylvian
This is good, terrific, best of the best.
Unravelled
doncharlos
DeathBeUponYou
http://imgur.com/vp6Sau0
Gorzine
https://media4.giphy.com/media/3orieLHXgpfkKO9Iju/giphy.gif
I got you fam
dauntlessds
Guess no one wants to talk about how he's such a bad doctor that he isn't even allowed to practice but once a week in one location.
ThommyN86
I've wasted to post my first message on Imgur just to say how much this tickled me.
Well thank you. After a few months on Imgur and a handful of comments the upvotes on this comment are almost equal to all my points :)
Evidently, I also fucked up my first post on Imgur by writing something that doesn't make sense.
Danishlmgurian
What's happening what's this joke about??!
sailaab
@woobla http://www.google.com/search?q=united+airline+doctor+david+dao&source=lnms&tbm=vid CC @mjangelvortex it were the fukers of [1/2]
Thank you
:) mention not! you welcome bro!
mjangelvortex
United Airlines got into a hefty amount of trouble after beating up a doctor after trying to get him off one of their planes.
mormacil
United wanted to make space, after no volunteers told a man to get off, he refused as he was a doctor with patients. Security beat him then.
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
Didn't really beat him up right? Didn't they just forcibly try to remove him and he hit is head on the armrest in the struggle?
ruferto
ssh, let the sensationalism flow
Hard enough for a concussion takes some effort man.
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
I see everyone just ignores he already lose his license once for trading sex for services LOL
Fadetoblack021
Prescription fraud wasn't it?
what's that got to do with this?
iemusic51
The passenger hauled off a United flight is a lung doctor with a taste for gambling, a history of angry outbursts — 1/2. - NYPOST
JimL28
and therefore the cops had every right to treat him the way they did?? ur point??
Rengii
Isn't NYPOST a tabloid
JaydashCub
You're fake news
yourself458
Okay but that still doesn't change the fact that he is a doctor and there was a patient that needed him.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
and a conviction for trading narcotics prescriptions and cash for gay sex in motels. NYPOST 2/2
nezumichan
How exactly is any of this relevant. The folks at United and cops didn't figure this out using their magical mind powers beforehand.
zamirovski
It's sarcasm you dense. ...
well it didn
P.S: Also, the New York Post is a disreputable tabloid known for fabricating or distorting stories. Not all papers with "New York" in the
name are reliable.
ShadowbanMyAss
Someone works for the united pr department
I could so see the United CEO telling the PR dept to find dirt on him and leak it to the news...in a hissy fit fashion.
Totally
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Why are we slandering a man when he was the one attacked to begin with? It's like "oh we fucked up, better slander him to cover up our mess"
sniffo
So. Basically he's a gay House?
Cadifohuli
That's all an ad hominem argument. Even if the doctor fucked up in the past, has nothing to do with United's fuck up right now
TexasRaised
"Don't worry he flew united so he's going to be in the bed next to you"
Omnigull
I burst out laughing hahahahahaha
how'd you mess this up? "he's going to BE in the bed next to you" . "sit" just makes it awkward
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
MonsieuRoberts
What a username.
10tacles
Deserve its own series!
greenbird147
SAVAGE LEVEL UP TO THA ROOF!!!!!!!
TinyMexicanJew
SAVAGE
swaggymcyolofuck
Why would they be in the same be....oohhhh i see what you did there
Made me laugh, well done!
megaera9
Bob64
AnElectrifyingMan
Damn, +1 you witty little fucker
thehelpmeplease
Comment of the year.
MarlinFromNemo
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
Aimanfire
KnightsOfEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtangZooBoing
AngryRamenMan
Flame-o sir. Flame-o
FuzzyX
True when man is currently in hospital not so much from the cuts but from the huge emotional stress.
DoctorGoldfish
People keep mentioning United. What the fuck happened?
Toastypyro
United flight was overbooked so sec forced a doctor from his seat, beat him badly and threw him off the plane.
Jesus..
treefiddypumpchump
A W E S O M E
AliaKrieger
+1 for being TexasRaised
hee hehe. upvote to counter the downvote
Arrowpuppet
-insert united airlines joke here-
BlueKarat
Not as deep as that armrest, tho
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Must've been overbooked.
2birdsstonedat1ce
He will definitely prescribe you pain killers
he would probably give it to them under the table. He doesn't need more felony charges
MlSSlNGN0
And you'll wake up with sore ass
pelusita35
Meh, I'd take it. Last time I got painkillers I had really sore and scarred up boobs.
mithiwithi
If y'all are talking about the supposed convictions, word is that was a different David Dao.
McCreeperson
Why was David Thanh Duc Dao flying to Kentucky if his patients were in New Orleans?
an upset man lying to get what he wants? Never happens.
Maybe that shitty press is a character assassination by United? Maybe that's how they handle PR lol
It should be easy to find out it's all public record
I cant not for the life of me find records of my arrest/conviction/mug shot on the internet and it makes me both relived and kind of sad
State run website. .Gov address. I definitely found mine... Search the county it occured in
forthefour
I'm still surprised no one wanted to take the $800
ilikebananasbecausetheyhavenobones
And a rental car
AndyP3
Once I took $400 for a later flight, then they overbooked that one and forced me to an even later one since i didn't have an assigned seat..
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
That blows
Wish2be
That and there's more imprtant shit than monry
professionalWolfologist
$800 is not that much compared to the inconvenience of missing work, family and having to check into a hotel, rearrange travel, etc.
Ozymander
Glorfied IOUS worth of 800. Once they bump you involuntarily you can take a literal check, not vouchers.
uKHorror
Also legally the compensation payout in America for this kind of thing would be $1300 so taking 800 would be useless plus 800 in vouchers
Humme50
Isn't the minimum offer 1.300 ?
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
No. That's the maximum I think.
orp0piru
It's not money, just a time-limited coupon
GoogleFucker
I'm still surprised they didn't just MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE WHEN HE REFUSED.
Im surprised that no one on that flight volunteered when shit was hitting the fan.
I think by that time, it was too late/bystander effect/no one else wanted to get beat up
SteveMcCroskey
I heard it was $800 in $౩.69 bags of Rold Gold pretzel rods and that you could only eat 2 rods at a time
FinklesteinShitKid
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
I can think of a lot of reasons $800 isn't worth waiting an extra day.
Lots43
Not when you have patients.
LarvaLamp
Didn't seem too patient to me.
BimmerFarm
It's $800 in credit that can only be used on United, and only in one transaction (ie, $300 ticket and its gone). UA's been trash forever.
RaddRadda
Most people who are flying are doing it for important reasons. Might take more than 800 smackeroons.
outdoorsman
Especially if it's in worthless vouchers. If I'm flying somewhere on my dime it's farther than 10 hours driving. I don't fly much.
EvanJames
well it wasn't like $800 and then another ticket free... it was solely $800 for the ticket from what I gather
kcgingerbeard
They usually give you $800 worth of vouchers, hotel if you have to stay overnight, and food vouchers then put you on the next flight
BobarinoTheBobcat
Well now the 4 people who were involuntary taken off get 4x their money back or a law suit.
Davkro
The doctor shouldn't take any money now, so nothing can be used against him in court
RWebb00000
i would totally bargain with them. "800 cash, hotel, 2 food vouchers and 1st class tomorrow. confirmed, not on upgrade list.
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
yeah, they'd totally go for that when the option is there for them to just give you what they want and force you off the plane.
RackhamTheRed
that would just put you on top of the "people to be removed first" list i guess
for trying? hah
for showing willingness
not how that works.
Iambecomeskeptikal
United: No. Also get the fuck off the plane.
orangeisthenewbasic
"Now get your shinebox"
TheBenevolentGeneralKrullAndHisGloriousNewRegime
MOTHERFUCKING MUTT!
Frederf
Me: Make me.
LarryLee
United: OK.
Killerbees99
How to claim millions in 4 easy steps
this before they force people....
KPopGirlKimi
UA lowballed you with 800, they were supposed to legally offer you 1350
up to.. important words.
Nevertheless they tried to lowball you usesless 800 dollars in vouchers that were $50 each when you could demand 1350 as a check
you can use more than 1 voucher. and it is totally up to the airline on what they offer.
Parmv
Dormamu!!!
nxrble
My time is worth more than a handful of $50 vouchers. I hope everyone else feels their time is worth more than that, too.
nah, I don't hold too much value in myself/time. Im one of billions. But then again I always like to take my sweet time doing anything.
Money*
FloppyPankake47
And a hotel stay
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Yeah, but it's the Holiday Inn Exp, next to the airpt. No car, no place to go, bars closed, gotta get up in 6 hrs to get back to the airprt.
FloodingWaters
the only people advocating for taking the deal are the seldom travelled
Its different when your coming home from vacay & it's another day off, as compared to coming home from work & it's another day on the road.
InferiorCrocodileAlligator
It was $800 in UA vouchers, literally useless
Jupsu
virtually*
When untied gave me my vouchers (I volunteered a few times, once was chosen too) It was in one sum. But that was a few years back so idk.
kimakazee
Found the United employee
Opportunist
Shill*
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
uh no its not. its a bunch of $50 dollar vouchers that will expire quickly, its not gonna cover even a decent amount of a single ticket.
is that true/new? I guess that would explain why no one took it. They were like, "how can we make this one nice thing worse?"
stimpsonjcatt
Not when you have a bunch of Hospital stays in between.
Geez how many of these social media accounts did UA buy up in the last few days!
All of them.
more than worth 800 bucks
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Can you not demand actual cash?
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
Tbh before this event i never knew this. I stupidly took voucher in past not knowing it expired. Of course i wasnt flying soon and it did.
reaperhead
By law, they have to give you cash if you ask for it. They just hope customers aren't smart enough to ask
izamemario
When a flight got cancelled and I asked for cash instead WestJet offered me a lower amount for cash than I was getting for vouchers...
jimmyriba
They have to pay you 2x ticket price for short delays (i think up to 2h), and 4x if bumping you delays your arrival more. But capd by $1350.
ErinFromTheOffice
*if they force you off, you can demand cash. If you volunteer, you get vouchers.
blairmichod
That sounds more like lack of awareness and not smarts, unless that's explicit in the service agreement. (I flew like once. I'm still poor.)
Anakindergarden
Get your next flight with UA, get beaten up, sue, now your rich!
mybrothersmario
It's definitely ignorance of the law, not the person being too dumb to know.
To be fair, UA lowballed him with worthless 800 dollar vouchers when he legally should have been offered 1350 dollars.
SnookerSylph
1350 is the legal MAXIMUM
No, it's the maximum they can be *forced by law* to give you (in real money, btw). There is no maximum for how much they *can* give you.
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
Which is dumb. There is no good reason to have a maximum other than to protect airlines' bottom lines.
imtheimgur
Three people did get off. The man in the video is the 4th person.
They were also forced off. They didn't volunteer. They also didn't likely get that $800 incentive once they were forced
they didn't accept the offer but were told to leave the plane or be removed. same as nr 4, just that he didn't give in
ZoeyDate
Nothing says they got paid for leaving.
Fitzman
They still didn't volunteer, they were randomly selected
That happens, my family got separated flying to FL before, we were kind of pissed but we didn't cry about it
justherefortheshitposting
It was $800 in worthless vouchers. Legal requirement for non-volunteers pre-boarding is $1300 cash.
is that a local thing or globaly?
SomeDetroitGuy
US thing
http://onemileatatime.boardingarea.com/2017/04/11/what-are-your-rights-if-you-get-bumped-from-a-flight/ Up to $1350
RheaButt
It's 4x the ticket cost up to $1300
maggiepercussion
Sauce?
Flopolopagus
/a/JS3Hw via https://www.tr">S3Hw">http://imgur.com/a/JS3Hw via https://www.transportation.gov/airconsumer/fly-rights. Don't know if it proves or disproves previous argument.
AbeoLogos
Good thing it was post-boarding then!
Yep. Can't force anyone off after they've been boarded, legally. Guy's in for a big payday.
norrec
Really? Do you have sauce for that?
trustedtoomanyfarts
The next flight was at 3pm the next day. I don't think anyone wanted to wait that long.
bythefaultlines
I read that it was the last flight of the night according to a passenger's comment, but United had another flight going out at 9pm. /1
Unless they were told that no more seats were available until the next afternoon. They had other flights earlier in the day Monday as well
Yes lemme drive 5-6 hours overnight to save time so I can be too tired to work the next day, which defeats the purpose of saving time
giftkartoffel
They should have offered cash + a one way rental. someone would have taken that
not everyone who can get on a plane are legally allowed to drive, plus insurance shit would be complicated. Its a bummer we sue so much.
DMGuy
...why would you think that someone who already paid hundreds of dollars for a flight so *they wouldn't have to drive* would take that deal?
...so you made a silly suggestion, and the fact that you yourself, the person who suggested it, have done it before makes it not silly?
Like, the thing you just suggested defeats literally the entire point of booking a flight and not just doing that to begin with. (2)
Znayx
You do have a point, but there's a serious perk to this: Taking the money United expected you to pay to them, and use it to bypass them...
Dirtybirdsalltheway
So yal know that that guy had his licence revoked for malpractice right.. he was a former doctor, not that it makes it any better for united
gogogadgetcopter
PinkAmazonQueen
They put the hospital in hospitality.
Catclicksalot
I don't get why you don't have any more upvotes!
AnOrangePegasus
Yeah, it is a nice one
ForeveraKritik
Idonthavealottosay
Why is the rock so skinny here.
tr0Jan
He wasnt THEBOULDER yet
BoneThatTrombone
Just a pebble, from a younger time
KitCatXO
I dont get it
TheBorzoi
Look up the story about United Airlines.
Dj95icry
I...I don't get it
antxnee32
I lived in Louisville,ky for ten years. Das as I'm concerned, united did that guy a favor.
giraffesloveNJ
Honestly, if I had been on that plane and saw him not wanting to get off that bad, I would've offered to get off the plane in his place
cinthia3388
Have you heard that he had his license suspended for molesting patients? Not a good doctor.
giraffesloveNJ
This has nothing to do with my statement. Lol
cinthia3388
Just saying that maybe united saved some passengers from being molested. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
me too.
IamAMON
Legitimately fucking hilarious!
theDudeson87
At first I thought 9/11, then I remembered at United Airlines arm rests will be used as face bashing devices if you don't accept $800
SlabGizor117
*$800 in $50 vouchers that are unstackable and expire
Aligatorlog
drunkinstupor
fnagy
Is anyone going to talk about the security team that "handled" the situation? Did those oafs get fired or are they still working for United?
thepieisimplicit
They work for the airport, and at least one of them is on paid leave currently.
Tylendal
"Also, the band we hired for you had to cancel. Something about their lead guitarist having issues with his instrument."
matyles
maybe if he took the strings off before hand the pressure changes would snap the neck
BrayerIncognito
Cargo holds are pressurised like the rest of the plane. If the hold isn't heated then the drop in temperature could cause the strings to...
BrayerIncognito
...Contract and possible (maybe) break the neck. The whole "pressure" argument is considered by most as a way for careless handlers to...
BrayerIncognito
...Pass the blame when they break shit.
JudgeMentalCat
"Did my dog arrive safely? She was flying over with United" "yeah about that..."
sangatster
We treat your guitar like a dog. United Airlines. We kick ass!
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
RIP J. Geils .
joers
I heard he'll trade him narcotics for gay sex though.
Dxb105
Did I miss something?
LiquidMilk
UA overbooked a flight, ended up forcibly removing a man from his seat. He got bloody, possibly(?) concussed. Online lynch mob initiated.
ricoadelante
Too soon
Lunchie
How many surgeries does it take to have a favorite surgeon?
AdolfEngels
If only there had been a muslim on board, it would be a completely different story.
ProxyPlayerHD
is there something i'm missing with all these Plane Posts?
adfaklsdjf
Yes. The man getting dragged off the United Arlines flight. Check the news.
ProxyPlayerHD
oh yea that, i've heard about it... sounds horrible for the Guy and the Company's Image.
HalfpriceFruitbasket
My dad said the guy was selling drugs for sex, is that true? Please inform me imgur community
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buffalosnowcrash
He's the Doc that got suspended. He lives in Elizabethtown, KY. His wife refused to comment. I believe his son is the doctor in New Orleans.
wolvesofthesea
It is. https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2017/04/11/doctor-dragged-off-flight-convicted-of-trading-drugs-for-sex/amp/
cinderbl0ckno
Don't get news from Imgur
Ryansbk
Wrong guy. Uniteds attempts at making it okay
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Just when you thought United couldn't get any worse, they take it a step further
ElijahBear11
source for it being fake??
realfakegamer
how do you not snort out loud
DefinitelyNotABear1st
He was actually restricted to outpatient care one day a week. Did A LOT of illegal shit as a doctor.
McSnapperDapple
chaozvenom
I thought this was a Grey's Anatomy reference.
Anklehurthumpthesink
He just wants to go home
kobasikusaba
"Of course he will, they would literally have to beat and drag him from the flight to keep him from seeing his patients."
Amenya
HAAAA!!!
Gayforbae
ipumpyourdad
Silmariella
Impvessive!
Sorrywrongnumberagain
Best comment ever! Hahahahahahahaha
Tylvian
This is good, terrific, best of the best.
Unravelled
doncharlos
DeathBeUponYou
http://imgur.com/vp6Sau0
Gorzine
https://media4.giphy.com/media/3orieLHXgpfkKO9Iju/giphy.gif
sangatster
I got you fam
dauntlessds
Guess no one wants to talk about how he's such a bad doctor that he isn't even allowed to practice but once a week in one location.
ThommyN86
I've wasted to post my first message on Imgur just to say how much this tickled me.
kobasikusaba
Well thank you. After a few months on Imgur and a handful of comments the upvotes on this comment are almost equal to all my points :)
ThommyN86
Evidently, I also fucked up my first post on Imgur by writing something that doesn't make sense.
Danishlmgurian
What's happening what's this joke about??!
sailaab
@woobla http://www.google.com/search?q=united+airline+doctor+david+dao&source=lnms&tbm=vid CC @mjangelvortex it were the fukers of [1/2]
Danishlmgurian
Thank you
sailaab
:) mention not! you welcome bro!
mjangelvortex
United Airlines got into a hefty amount of trouble after beating up a doctor after trying to get him off one of their planes.
mormacil
United wanted to make space, after no volunteers told a man to get off, he refused as he was a doctor with patients. Security beat him then.
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
Didn't really beat him up right? Didn't they just forcibly try to remove him and he hit is head on the armrest in the struggle?
ruferto
ssh, let the sensationalism flow
mormacil
Hard enough for a concussion takes some effort man.
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
I see everyone just ignores he already lose his license once for trading sex for services LOL
Fadetoblack021
Prescription fraud wasn't it?
ruferto
what's that got to do with this?
iemusic51
The passenger hauled off a United flight is a lung doctor with a taste for gambling, a history of angry outbursts — 1/2. - NYPOST
JimL28
and therefore the cops had every right to treat him the way they did?? ur point??
Rengii
Isn't NYPOST a tabloid
JaydashCub
You're fake news
yourself458
Okay but that still doesn't change the fact that he is a doctor and there was a patient that needed him.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
iemusic51
and a conviction for trading narcotics prescriptions and cash for gay sex in motels. NYPOST 2/2
nezumichan
How exactly is any of this relevant. The folks at United and cops didn't figure this out using their magical mind powers beforehand.
zamirovski
It's sarcasm you dense. ...
Tylvian
well it didn
nezumichan
P.S: Also, the New York Post is a disreputable tabloid known for fabricating or distorting stories. Not all papers with "New York" in the
nezumichan
name are reliable.
ShadowbanMyAss
Someone works for the united pr department
kobasikusaba
I could so see the United CEO telling the PR dept to find dirt on him and leak it to the news...in a hissy fit fashion.
ShadowbanMyAss
Totally
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Why are we slandering a man when he was the one attacked to begin with? It's like "oh we fucked up, better slander him to cover up our mess"
sniffo
So. Basically he's a gay House?
Cadifohuli
That's all an ad hominem argument. Even if the doctor fucked up in the past, has nothing to do with United's fuck up right now
TexasRaised
"Don't worry he flew united so he's going to be in the bed next to you"
Omnigull
I burst out laughing hahahahahaha
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ruferto
how'd you mess this up? "he's going to BE in the bed next to you" . "sit" just makes it awkward
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
MonsieuRoberts
What a username.
10tacles
Deserve its own series!
greenbird147
SAVAGE LEVEL UP TO THA ROOF!!!!!!!
TinyMexicanJew
SAVAGE
swaggymcyolofuck
Why would they be in the same be....oohhhh i see what you did there
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Made me laugh, well done!
megaera9
Bob64
AnElectrifyingMan
Damn, +1 you witty little fucker
thehelpmeplease
Comment of the year.
MarlinFromNemo
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
Aimanfire
KnightsOfEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtangZooBoing
AngryRamenMan
Flame-o sir. Flame-o
FuzzyX
True when man is currently in hospital not so much from the cuts but from the huge emotional stress.
DoctorGoldfish
People keep mentioning United. What the fuck happened?
Toastypyro
United flight was overbooked so sec forced a doctor from his seat, beat him badly and threw him off the plane.
DoctorGoldfish
Jesus..
treefiddypumpchump
sangatster
A W E S O M E
AliaKrieger
+1 for being TexasRaised
DeathBeUponYou
http://imgur.com/vp6Sau0
sailaab
hee hehe. upvote to counter the downvote
sailaab
hee hehe. upvote to counter the downvote
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Arrowpuppet
-insert united airlines joke here-
BlueKarat
Not as deep as that armrest, tho
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Must've been overbooked.
2birdsstonedat1ce
He will definitely prescribe you pain killers
ElijahBear11
he would probably give it to them under the table. He doesn't need more felony charges
MlSSlNGN0
And you'll wake up with sore ass
pelusita35
Meh, I'd take it. Last time I got painkillers I had really sore and scarred up boobs.
mithiwithi
If y'all are talking about the supposed convictions, word is that was a different David Dao.
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McCreeperson
Why was David Thanh Duc Dao flying to Kentucky if his patients were in New Orleans?
matyles
an upset man lying to get what he wants? Never happens.
thepieisimplicit
Maybe that shitty press is a character assassination by United? Maybe that's how they handle PR lol
2birdsstonedat1ce
It should be easy to find out it's all public record
matyles
I cant not for the life of me find records of my arrest/conviction/mug shot on the internet and it makes me both relived and kind of sad
2birdsstonedat1ce
State run website. .Gov address. I definitely found mine... Search the county it occured in
forthefour
I'm still surprised no one wanted to take the $800
ilikebananasbecausetheyhavenobones
And a rental car
AndyP3
Once I took $400 for a later flight, then they overbooked that one and forced me to an even later one since i didn't have an assigned seat..
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
That blows
Wish2be
That and there's more imprtant shit than monry
professionalWolfologist
$800 is not that much compared to the inconvenience of missing work, family and having to check into a hotel, rearrange travel, etc.
Ozymander
Glorfied IOUS worth of 800. Once they bump you involuntarily you can take a literal check, not vouchers.
uKHorror
Also legally the compensation payout in America for this kind of thing would be $1300 so taking 800 would be useless plus 800 in vouchers
Humme50
Isn't the minimum offer 1.300 ?
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
No. That's the maximum I think.
orp0piru
It's not money, just a time-limited coupon
GoogleFucker
I'm still surprised they didn't just MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE WHEN HE REFUSED.
Ozymander
Im surprised that no one on that flight volunteered when shit was hitting the fan.
GoogleFucker
I think by that time, it was too late/bystander effect/no one else wanted to get beat up
SteveMcCroskey
I heard it was $800 in $౩.69 bags of Rold Gold pretzel rods and that you could only eat 2 rods at a time
FinklesteinShitKid
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
I can think of a lot of reasons $800 isn't worth waiting an extra day.
Lots43
Not when you have patients.
LarvaLamp
Didn't seem too patient to me.
BimmerFarm
It's $800 in credit that can only be used on United, and only in one transaction (ie, $300 ticket and its gone). UA's been trash forever.
RaddRadda
Most people who are flying are doing it for important reasons. Might take more than 800 smackeroons.
outdoorsman
Especially if it's in worthless vouchers. If I'm flying somewhere on my dime it's farther than 10 hours driving. I don't fly much.
EvanJames
well it wasn't like $800 and then another ticket free... it was solely $800 for the ticket from what I gather
kcgingerbeard
They usually give you $800 worth of vouchers, hotel if you have to stay overnight, and food vouchers then put you on the next flight
BobarinoTheBobcat
Well now the 4 people who were involuntary taken off get 4x their money back or a law suit.
Davkro
The doctor shouldn't take any money now, so nothing can be used against him in court
RWebb00000
i would totally bargain with them. "800 cash, hotel, 2 food vouchers and 1st class tomorrow. confirmed, not on upgrade list.
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
yeah, they'd totally go for that when the option is there for them to just give you what they want and force you off the plane.
RackhamTheRed
that would just put you on top of the "people to be removed first" list i guess
RWebb00000
for trying? hah
RackhamTheRed
for showing willingness
RWebb00000
not how that works.
Iambecomeskeptikal
United: No. Also get the fuck off the plane.
orangeisthenewbasic
"Now get your shinebox"
TheBenevolentGeneralKrullAndHisGloriousNewRegime
MOTHERFUCKING MUTT!
Frederf
Me: Make me.
LarryLee
United: OK.
Killerbees99
How to claim millions in 4 easy steps
RWebb00000
this before they force people....
KPopGirlKimi
UA lowballed you with 800, they were supposed to legally offer you 1350
RWebb00000
up to.. important words.
KPopGirlKimi
Nevertheless they tried to lowball you usesless 800 dollars in vouchers that were $50 each when you could demand 1350 as a check
RWebb00000
you can use more than 1 voucher. and it is totally up to the airline on what they offer.
Parmv
Dormamu!!!
nxrble
My time is worth more than a handful of $50 vouchers. I hope everyone else feels their time is worth more than that, too.
matyles
nah, I don't hold too much value in myself/time. Im one of billions. But then again I always like to take my sweet time doing anything.
Wish2be
Money*
FloppyPankake47
And a hotel stay
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Yeah, but it's the Holiday Inn Exp, next to the airpt. No car, no place to go, bars closed, gotta get up in 6 hrs to get back to the airprt.
FloodingWaters
the only people advocating for taking the deal are the seldom travelled
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Its different when your coming home from vacay & it's another day off, as compared to coming home from work & it's another day on the road.
InferiorCrocodileAlligator
It was $800 in UA vouchers, literally useless
Jupsu
virtually*
matyles
When untied gave me my vouchers (I volunteered a few times, once was chosen too) It was in one sum. But that was a few years back so idk.
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kimakazee
Found the United employee
Opportunist
Shill*
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
uh no its not. its a bunch of $50 dollar vouchers that will expire quickly, its not gonna cover even a decent amount of a single ticket.
AndyP3
is that true/new? I guess that would explain why no one took it. They were like, "how can we make this one nice thing worse?"
stimpsonjcatt
Not when you have a bunch of Hospital stays in between.
kobasikusaba
Geez how many of these social media accounts did UA buy up in the last few days!
stimpsonjcatt
All of them.
RackhamTheRed
more than worth 800 bucks
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Can you not demand actual cash?
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
Tbh before this event i never knew this. I stupidly took voucher in past not knowing it expired. Of course i wasnt flying soon and it did.
reaperhead
By law, they have to give you cash if you ask for it. They just hope customers aren't smart enough to ask
izamemario
When a flight got cancelled and I asked for cash instead WestJet offered me a lower amount for cash than I was getting for vouchers...
jimmyriba
They have to pay you 2x ticket price for short delays (i think up to 2h), and 4x if bumping you delays your arrival more. But capd by $1350.
ErinFromTheOffice
*if they force you off, you can demand cash. If you volunteer, you get vouchers.
blairmichod
That sounds more like lack of awareness and not smarts, unless that's explicit in the service agreement. (I flew like once. I'm still poor.)
Anakindergarden
Get your next flight with UA, get beaten up, sue, now your rich!
mybrothersmario
It's definitely ignorance of the law, not the person being too dumb to know.
KPopGirlKimi
To be fair, UA lowballed him with worthless 800 dollar vouchers when he legally should have been offered 1350 dollars.
SnookerSylph
1350 is the legal MAXIMUM
jimmyriba
No, it's the maximum they can be *forced by law* to give you (in real money, btw). There is no maximum for how much they *can* give you.
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
Which is dumb. There is no good reason to have a maximum other than to protect airlines' bottom lines.
imtheimgur
Three people did get off. The man in the video is the 4th person.
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GoogleFucker
They were also forced off. They didn't volunteer. They also didn't likely get that $800 incentive once they were forced
RackhamTheRed
they didn't accept the offer but were told to leave the plane or be removed. same as nr 4, just that he didn't give in
ZoeyDate
Nothing says they got paid for leaving.
Fitzman
They still didn't volunteer, they were randomly selected
matyles
That happens, my family got separated flying to FL before, we were kind of pissed but we didn't cry about it
justherefortheshitposting
It was $800 in worthless vouchers. Legal requirement for non-volunteers pre-boarding is $1300 cash.
RackhamTheRed
is that a local thing or globaly?
SomeDetroitGuy
US thing
kcgingerbeard
http://onemileatatime.boardingarea.com/2017/04/11/what-are-your-rights-if-you-get-bumped-from-a-flight/ Up to $1350
RheaButt
It's 4x the ticket cost up to $1300
maggiepercussion
Sauce?
Flopolopagus
/a/JS3Hw via https://www.tr">S3Hw">http://imgur.com/a/JS3Hw via https://www.transportation.gov/airconsumer/fly-rights. Don't know if it proves or disproves previous argument.
AbeoLogos
Good thing it was post-boarding then!
justherefortheshitposting
Yep. Can't force anyone off after they've been boarded, legally. Guy's in for a big payday.
norrec
Really? Do you have sauce for that?
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trustedtoomanyfarts
The next flight was at 3pm the next day. I don't think anyone wanted to wait that long.
bythefaultlines
I read that it was the last flight of the night according to a passenger's comment, but United had another flight going out at 9pm. /1
bythefaultlines
Unless they were told that no more seats were available until the next afternoon. They had other flights earlier in the day Monday as well
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OhShitThatsADeathclaw
Yes lemme drive 5-6 hours overnight to save time so I can be too tired to work the next day, which defeats the purpose of saving time
giftkartoffel
They should have offered cash + a one way rental. someone would have taken that
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matyles
not everyone who can get on a plane are legally allowed to drive, plus insurance shit would be complicated. Its a bummer we sue so much.
DMGuy
...why would you think that someone who already paid hundreds of dollars for a flight so *they wouldn't have to drive* would take that deal?
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DMGuy
...so you made a silly suggestion, and the fact that you yourself, the person who suggested it, have done it before makes it not silly?
DMGuy
Like, the thing you just suggested defeats literally the entire point of booking a flight and not just doing that to begin with. (2)
Znayx
You do have a point, but there's a serious perk to this: Taking the money United expected you to pay to them, and use it to bypass them...