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Mar 23, 2019 1:53 AM
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thornton007
I almost liked this guy... But MFL... REECES!??! I hate you
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
This made me chuckle.
handbanana13
fhfhfhfhfhfh
Witty comment
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
DEAR FED-EX Driver
theyar
1. Write a fake quirky note. 2. Take a picture of it. 3. Facebook
MaxCliffRAID1
ArsenalThePhoenix
where's the key though?
Basehex
The delivery driver: tldr
hankthepigeon570
Reeces
jursamaj
Reality: the driver isn't even going to read that note. He's got deliveries to make.
Dinkleburgsgoldenchalice
So did he take he dogs?
BmoreDaviano
Robbed them blind.
ChampagneSupernova
He took their eyes? thats evil!
smithmik
Got “you’re” and “their” correct multiple times. +1
ALKJBDFSVLJKBSDVLUBULVS
But not Reese's.
cogs
Or Buddha.
BreatheNostalgia
That one made me cringe
Assassinite
Amazon is like that too lately...Just dropped my $2000 computer at my doorstep. Literally dropped it as I was opening the door
cscottdostuff
USPS and UPS both come inside my apartment building. Amazon's delivery service drops packages off outside the apartment building where 1/
cscottdostuff
they get thieved. Ever since my first incident, USPS now does the same. Amazon Delivery ruins everything :(
Maddory
I like John.
TCGView
My UPS guy won't even knock on my door.
cscottdostuff
My UPS lady delivers to my work, ever since she found out I also live on her route she brings my packages right to my apt door :) Do 1/
cscottdostuff
something nice, maybe your guy will go the extra step too! 2/2
gotcl2
Johnny doesn’t know...
talenphillips
No one's going to keep you honest. You must find it within yourself to do so. There's a deep sense of human solidarity in almost all of us.
BlackoutAU
Dishonest people will absolutely remain honest if they are under surveillance and face consequences for their actions, just saying.
talenphillips
There are always ways around that. ALWAYS. You ALWAYS have to find it within yourself to remain honest.
BlackoutAU
I'm not going to rely on that when dealing with strangers handling my stuff though.
talenphillips
You already do rely on that. At most, a camera in your home will simply force potential thieves to wear masks.
talenphillips
That's not enough to "keep people honest".
vowofloudness
https://imgur.com/zd3qsYS
aphinion
Wowwwww
chikichikiyei
I need a follow up.
HappilyHerring
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Scoobthedood
theyar
Follow up: this stupid cringey corny fake Facebook crap shouldn't be on imgur.
DW223
Not that I think it's funny, but why? Scroll on dude, easy enough thing to do ;)
theyar
I'm just wondering why you actually think this happened.
DW223
Who said I believed it happened?
theyar
Ok.
Tordek
on one hand, he didn't imply he believed it happened. So lmao learn to read. Otoh, do you go to movied and yell at people "it's fake!"?
theyar
Man what.
thefrulk
The FedEx driver already knew about the Reese's. He's sleeping with your wife.
TurtleVest
Milkman's fuckin your wife, Stotch.
TheEntireScottishNavy
You ever have a super shitty experience and then see a comment like this, which normally you'd laugh at, but suddenly you just HATE it?
TheEntireScottishNavy
Just happened. Gonna +1 you anyways bro. Probably funny, I'm just pissed at "The Division 2" right now. Not you and your jokes.
WackyPaki
Plot twist: the dogs take turn dressing up as wives when the FedEx driver comes.
AnonymousDud
OnePunMan69
A mans wife is his life UPS man
DUCKFORABUCK
Fed X driver is probably like WTF John, where do you keep the drugs bro, cause you be trippin.
trippintherift
Omg, no way! Me too!
orangatuan
Why are you suprised? I told you I was sleeping with your wife on the xbox yesterday.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
You’re sleeping with the Fed Ex driver?
Tubby01
Same day delivery
citrus7652
Who doesn't?
jerrysmatrix
Those were my Reese's you bastard.
MadCDeeJay
I mean look at His package
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
I AM THE FED EX DRIVER
Cinema104
Inside the door? What wonderful neighborhood is this where you leave your doors unlocked and post a sign saying your dogs are in crates?
theyar
Fake note neighborhood.
dbxxx
The world isn't as dangerous as some people want you to believe
shipofthesun888
depends wher u live
VodkaReindeer
I guess the logic here is that package thieves ain't gonna come to the door to read the note if they see no package.
Cinema104
Note on the door typically signals no one is home. Growing up, I learned it’s not a good idea to leave a note on a door. It’s like a target.
Nize426
What about regular burglars.
VodkaReindeer
Do they count on the door being unlocked?
HisBabes
Believe it or not we haven’t quite gotten to Purge crime proportions yet. I can’t speak for the world but having lived in several-
HisBabes
different parts of the US I can attest to many different neighborhoods where you can leave you doors unlocked, tools out while you run to-
HisBabes
the store and even know your neighbors. Btw, I cannot in anyway be considered rich or even upper middle class.
hechicera84
We forgot and left our garage door open last night. The door from garage to house is never locked... nothing was missing.
HisBabes
We’ve done that more than once. I did have my home broken into once years ago. They jimmied the back door with a crowbar. Neighbors called
TheRealHelmsman
CoconutGoddes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUP4RGrB8WQ
McFluffySundae
Had fedex leave my delivery of pet food on a pile of manure in a storm instead of on my porch that was nowhere near the manure.
secretdpp
we've just put a few camera's near the front door. Obvious ones and a couple sneakier ones. Seems to have deterred such douchery.
AberXX
*yeet*
ninjamantid
Man this vid is old now
sunsetcat
I'm guessing he was FedUp
Toqom
Made fedup name tags at UPS, no manager noticed
BulletToofTony
Now he's an Ex employee
Vlaatu
Is the TV okay?
TenspeedGV
It ded
Vlaatu
D:
dontfloatmygoat
Like his FedEx career
ThomasThundersword
...... your new ain’t ya?
AdventureRoomba
aside from the running joke, I remember seeing this guy on the nightly news. They found him and he lost his job haha