Dec 28, 2022 7:01 PM
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Melonfish
Why wouldn't you trim your penis? It'll grow back thicker.
Flaptrapper
Fun family
eastend666
"Why would anybody want to trim their penis?" Already he's a size queen? Just asking.
Herebychoice
Asking the real questions ....
pjmalo
Those leather pants are distracting me…
Unclescam
So I guess his dad didn't teach him how 5o shower by example...
Siliconhobbit
Holiday themed "garbage bags" in leu of wrapping presents? Just throw all the presents in and not wrap anything? GENIUS!
TheMightyMoto
Neat
Better he learns these things while opening Christmas gifts, instead of on the streets.
dghughes
Well Billy when a turtle is cold he needs a sweater...
brucom
The word "manscaping" didn't exist when we got married in 1977.
Kbantar
Neither did yeet, yet both activities certainly did.
BiffaBoffa
I think that's Brian May on the right.....
TheGriffin
basilius5
Going to Sauna naked with your own kids gets basic questions answered naturally.
Homophone
@EdwardDTeach
RavenInFlyte4ever
When my son started growing underarm hair, he thought I was joking that he'd get groin hair also. The look of horror was great
Bludabeagle
This will be back ......... next year!!!
Grogu007
Trimming makes it grow back longer
CapitalNick
Who transcribes these things? "Stop trimming your penis"? It's "IT'S NOT trimming your penis...".
ChareAndFlaff
Pretty sure it's automated. It's garbage, but it's automatic garbage.
thelastboomer
Props to the present guy for trying to explain it to the young guy, rather than joining in the group laughing.
Putitinyomama
v
mdkynyc
I mean I think they were laughing at the gift but definitely good on him for explaining it
majortool
so important. i would've been upset if someone didn't give him some real info.
ghsdkgb
Yeah everyone else here is the reason I generally avoid family gatherings.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
Someone else was explaining, not present guy. Present guy is wearing a grey T shirt, explainer has a black fleece on. Most likely dad
crypticorb
Or an uncle! Sounds more like the goofy uncle kinda thing to do.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
As a dad, that would totally be me. I don't shy away from explaining natural things like body grooming or banging their mom.
Mindshard
I was hoping he'd explain that your balls keep hanging lower and lower and as you grow up you have to trim the skin back.
PhantomWatson
How dare you. ?
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Yeah lil buddy, it’s absolutely a self circumcision kit. Lol
Matty3D
Nip the tip! Whose first?
Fuck this would save me some time! I hate having to go in every couple months to have a bit taken off the top to trim 'er up!
Does the barber have to be Jewish or can anyone do it? Lol
Well I mean I suppose anyone could, but some are better than others. For example a blind quadriplegic might not be the best choice.
LSKG
no the kid understands now, its way better to use hair removal cream. nothing but bumps and rashes otherwise
Dionysus187
People having problems with cream: You don't HAVE to leave it on there the full time. It's not illegal to wipe it off earlier
SirTiberius
I tried that just one time. Never again. Should have read up first.
FailedCrate
Sugaring... or lazors.
Merky600
Heard some HS jocks stole & then sprayed Nair into player’s jockstrap. Returned it to locker. After game, he hit the showers later and ….
FartingWiener
Richter12x2
Note, it's a trimmer, not a razor. Leave the hair short and it doesn't itch like a beast growing back.
T3NM1DG3TS
That line of thinking is how I ended up with chemical burns, even when following the directions. Get waxed instead
i use hair removal cream down there wit no issues or burning, so all these posts saying otherwise is new to me.
VolcanoHerder
I think it depends a lot on the individuals skin sensitivity levels, you must be lucky
UnknownVD
Hair removal cream is generally not friendly for intimate spots, even the ones that claim to be specifically for that.
2graves
Just need the right stuff
28dayslaterwasawarning
Bengay works wonders
AtmaDarkwolf
eh... i use them just fine(research them first though) - better than razor burn.
also when it starts to pluck the skin(when growing back) NO itch. Which in of itself is worth any 'risk' LOL
wayyyyyy better than a razor tough or a trimmer
MrSyth
Not anymore, since we have soft-top trimmers like the one gifted here. Own one myself of [Brand] and havent nicked myself with it once
Kennleth
I picked up a razor sharp one, reviews said whatever you do don't cut yourself with it. It's a high stakes game I play with myself.
That depends wildly on your skin's response to hair removal creams. My skin hates them, even on my legs. Never tried my more sensitive areas
and probably never will.
clay12340
Never say never! Some day you might want to experience a new level of self-hatred.
captincorpse
Not for all. I can't use hair remover because it irritates the shit it out of my skin
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Same, but so does a razor and so does waxing. :( No good options.
Razors are middle ground for me. Never tried waxing before. I just go for the trimmer with the smallest guard. It stays pretty short
DrMarioSThompson
Almost like the hair is there for a reason and we have developed unnecessary torture methods of removing it for purely stylistic concerns
theshinobi23
Same. That's why the trimmer is so nice. Put a guard on it, so you're not left with scratchy stubble, and so the blade doesn't touch skin.
Melonfish
Why wouldn't you trim your penis? It'll grow back thicker.
Flaptrapper
Fun family
eastend666
"Why would anybody want to trim their penis?" Already he's a size queen? Just asking.
Herebychoice
Asking the real questions ....
pjmalo
Those leather pants are distracting me…
Unclescam
So I guess his dad didn't teach him how 5o shower by example...
Siliconhobbit
Holiday themed "garbage bags" in leu of wrapping presents? Just throw all the presents in and not wrap anything? GENIUS!
TheMightyMoto
Neat
eastend666
Better he learns these things while opening Christmas gifts, instead of on the streets.
dghughes
Well Billy when a turtle is cold he needs a sweater...
brucom
The word "manscaping" didn't exist when we got married in 1977.
Kbantar
Neither did yeet, yet both activities certainly did.
BiffaBoffa
I think that's Brian May on the right.....
TheGriffin
basilius5
Going to Sauna naked with your own kids gets basic questions answered naturally.
Homophone
@EdwardDTeach
RavenInFlyte4ever
When my son started growing underarm hair, he thought I was joking that he'd get groin hair also. The look of horror was great
Bludabeagle
This will be back ......... next year!!!
Grogu007
Trimming makes it grow back longer
CapitalNick
Who transcribes these things? "Stop trimming your penis"? It's "IT'S NOT trimming your penis...".
ChareAndFlaff
Pretty sure it's automated. It's garbage, but it's automatic garbage.
thelastboomer
Props to the present guy for trying to explain it to the young guy, rather than joining in the group laughing.
Putitinyomama
mdkynyc
I mean I think they were laughing at the gift but definitely good on him for explaining it
majortool
so important. i would've been upset if someone didn't give him some real info.
ghsdkgb
Yeah everyone else here is the reason I generally avoid family gatherings.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
Someone else was explaining, not present guy. Present guy is wearing a grey T shirt, explainer has a black fleece on. Most likely dad
crypticorb
Or an uncle! Sounds more like the goofy uncle kinda thing to do.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
As a dad, that would totally be me. I don't shy away from explaining natural things like body grooming or banging their mom.
Mindshard
I was hoping he'd explain that your balls keep hanging lower and lower and as you grow up you have to trim the skin back.
PhantomWatson
How dare you. ?
Mindshard
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Yeah lil buddy, it’s absolutely a self circumcision kit. Lol
Matty3D
Nip the tip! Whose first?
Mindshard
Fuck this would save me some time! I hate having to go in every couple months to have a bit taken off the top to trim 'er up!
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Does the barber have to be Jewish or can anyone do it? Lol
Mindshard
Well I mean I suppose anyone could, but some are better than others. For example a blind quadriplegic might not be the best choice.
LSKG
no the kid understands now, its way better to use hair removal cream. nothing but bumps and rashes otherwise
Dionysus187
People having problems with cream: You don't HAVE to leave it on there the full time. It's not illegal to wipe it off earlier
SirTiberius
I tried that just one time. Never again. Should have read up first.
FailedCrate
Sugaring... or lazors.
Merky600
Heard some HS jocks stole & then sprayed Nair into player’s jockstrap. Returned it to locker. After game, he hit the showers later and ….
FartingWiener
Richter12x2
Note, it's a trimmer, not a razor. Leave the hair short and it doesn't itch like a beast growing back.
T3NM1DG3TS
That line of thinking is how I ended up with chemical burns, even when following the directions. Get waxed instead
LSKG
i use hair removal cream down there wit no issues or burning, so all these posts saying otherwise is new to me.
VolcanoHerder
I think it depends a lot on the individuals skin sensitivity levels, you must be lucky
UnknownVD
Hair removal cream is generally not friendly for intimate spots, even the ones that claim to be specifically for that.
2graves
Just need the right stuff
28dayslaterwasawarning
Bengay works wonders
AtmaDarkwolf
eh... i use them just fine(research them first though) - better than razor burn.
AtmaDarkwolf
also when it starts to pluck the skin(when growing back) NO itch. Which in of itself is worth any 'risk' LOL
LSKG
wayyyyyy better than a razor tough or a trimmer
MrSyth
Not anymore, since we have soft-top trimmers like the one gifted here. Own one myself of [Brand] and havent nicked myself with it once
Kennleth
I picked up a razor sharp one, reviews said whatever you do don't cut yourself with it. It's a high stakes game I play with myself.
VolcanoHerder
That depends wildly on your skin's response to hair removal creams. My skin hates them, even on my legs. Never tried my more sensitive areas
VolcanoHerder
and probably never will.
clay12340
Never say never! Some day you might want to experience a new level of self-hatred.
captincorpse
Not for all. I can't use hair remover because it irritates the shit it out of my skin
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Same, but so does a razor and so does waxing. :( No good options.
captincorpse
Razors are middle ground for me. Never tried waxing before. I just go for the trimmer with the smallest guard. It stays pretty short
DrMarioSThompson
Almost like the hair is there for a reason and we have developed unnecessary torture methods of removing it for purely stylistic concerns
theshinobi23
Same. That's why the trimmer is so nice. Put a guard on it, so you're not left with scratchy stubble, and so the blade doesn't touch skin.