Beez

Jan 2, 2023 3:10 PM

zoraniko

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"Well, these guys are just screwed unless ... (checks pockets) ... Hey, I have a spare queen bee, right here! With some candy, too!"

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

why not wear gloves evne though they're SUPPOSED to be docile?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I whipped out my spare queen bee, which was the style at the time

3 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

Lmao

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

deserves more upvotes ><

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She isn't just a bee keeper but also she provides them a new queen bee! She is Honey Quinn

3 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 5

Honey Quinn sounds like an alternate timeline extremely wholesome Quinn and I'm here for it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If this joke is about comparing her to a DC villain pun, it would me more like Poison Ibee

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Or Queen Bee, a villain that literally controls bees

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think teen titans also had Honey B? Might be misremembering

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be Honey Quinn Medicine Woman

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are some well behaved bee houseguests.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don 't try this at home, folks. She probably already pre-smoked them to calm them. If you don't, bees can do serious harm.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her voice is as calming as honey.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Bees are so cool.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I accidently ran a bee hive over with my lawnmower this summer. It went differently than this.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Took me 8 weeks to recover from some ankle bites cuz surprised bees attached to my socks & I couldn't free them:( She is made differently-!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amazing woman, I could just sit and listen to her talk all day! So calming ?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Save the bee's save the world

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I heard she was interviewed by Rogan. Putting bias away I listened to her and damn what an amazing woman.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

GOB's not on board.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen a lot of her videos , she’s amazing

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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Is she the reason Chris Pratt got stung?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this comment

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bees, always,up, vote, bees!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"So I just waited in the swarm of bees" is not a sentence I expect I'll ever say.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Doesn't everyone travel with a spare Queen Bee?

3 years ago | Likes 525 Dislikes 1

mine a Drag Queen..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Of course. Just not in my back pocket anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I will from now on. You just never know when you might need one

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jay Z does

3 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 2

I’m your 69th upvote. You’re welcome ;-)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That’s not a spare though…

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3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Self defense. Imagine mugging a guy and he lifts his shirt and unleashes a swarm of bees.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She was recently on Joe Rogan's podcast.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Pretty gross to be on Joe's show ngl. He's such a pathetic excuse for a human being.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lmao, she just happened to have an extra queen lying around in her pocket - trapped in some weird candy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A queenless swarm." Is that what we're calling the English, now?

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Technically, isn't Camilla queen now?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not really, just queen consort

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yes

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In addition to two plungers, I need to care a spare queen honey bee around.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Dude, if I didn't know the context, I would have found your comment rather sexy

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How does one just have a spare bee queen available? if they're as coveted as they seem, why would there be an extra?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She does this as a job, so I imagine she keeps an eye on her hives and scoops up spare queens when they’re born (it happens occasionally).

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can also purchase queen bees.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you can 'force' any bee larva to become a queen with royal jelly

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just like with Leela. Your username is relevant!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indeed, indeed - it's my favorite episode, even!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's a keeper!

3 years ago | Likes 1612 Dislikes 13

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3 years ago (deleted Jan 2, 2023 8:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The Bee Whisperer.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A B at best…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she’s always prepared with a spare queen when needed !

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I give a bee plus for her prestation

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I resolve to end more sentences with "...and it was another great day of saving the beeeees."

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Beehave!

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you win for the day

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This joke is impervious to time. It will never get old.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but she's not top of her class. A b-keeper if you will. (I'm sorry)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would make her my queen

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like my women like I like my coffee... Covered in bees!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh beehave!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best comment of 2023 so far...

3 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

It’s kind of a classic under posts of her.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Kinda template ingur comments. IS tHaT hOw lEsBiAmS hAve SeX yada yada

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought she was a fascist? She was on Joe Rogan

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So was Bernie. Pull your head out of you ass.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So? Tons of nice folks have been there too ??‍♂️

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and this is always the top comment when she posts on imgur (it's getting old).

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 18

No, I agree. She's dangerous. I'm a cook for a large restaurant chain. I don't turn food on the grill without PPE (IE, SPATULAS TONGS ETC)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Don’t spoil the party.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Genuine question. How does she do this with no ppe? Never see anyone else do so

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She has no allergy problems, that's for sure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine she gets stung a bit too

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's protected by knowledge

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not a beekeeper but apparently you can just spray them with sugar water and they're more occupied with feeding and cleaning than stinging.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wearing a black shirt, no less. There's a reason bee suits are always white.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ABAB?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women can be beekeepers too, she doesn't need to have a pp.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

you are a troll...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I almost didn’t get that.

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The bees have nothing to defend + they fattened themselves up with honey for the trip, so they rarely sting. Also you get used to >

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

She can be seen dismantling multiple well established hives without any objection from the bees. The only keeper I’ve ever seen without ppe

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She also chooses the hives she does that with very carefully, and you never see her preparation for doing this. Her videos are very edited.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Doesn't one sting send out an alarm pheromone that triggers the rest of the swarm to sting? I thought it was: one sting and it's over.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big difference between african and european bees, if these were african bees then yes, one stings, they all sting, she be ded...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pheromones make the european bees more alert and reactive... but its not an immediate 'attack' signal like with african honey bees

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens, but swarms are not hostile and won't be immediately triggered, even if the pheromones are released.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always fascinated by keepers who can just bare-handed scoop up a swarm.

3 years ago | Likes 953 Dislikes 2

If you are calm and don’t use sweet smelling body products you are fine. If you freak out they will attack, lived nextdoor to a beekeeper

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It still is a bit reckless as allergies can develop from repeated exposure.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You get used to the stings after a while, and then you become allergic. :(

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She might have used smoke. But yes it's still very impressive to go bareback

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She did 3 hours on Joe Rogans podcast pretty recently. It was awesome

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Yeah but then I'd have to listen to Joe Rogan

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 3

Win - Win?

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A swarm landed in my neighbors tree a few years ago, and they called a guy and he showed up with a printer paper box and a conversion van.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He scooped the pile into the box and then just buckled it into the passenger seat and drove off

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Warm to the touch. I kept bees for 2 years in high school and only got stung once by a wasp that was buzzing around the hive

3 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Isn't that how bees kill wasps, using a hot n' sweaty bee-pile?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I think it was only Japanese bees, against single Japanese hornet scouts.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Which i believe is why when the hornets made it to North America it was devastating. Our bees hadn't learned the art of hot sweaty bee pile

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, but how many bees did you get stung by?

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm putting a 50/50 on whether the joke went over that users head before I click the single reply you have.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But like, how many bees were you stung by?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol. Woosh.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the risk you take when you make a joke like that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even more fascinated when "they just carry a Queen around JUST IN CASE"

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"only when there is no hive, no honey, no eggs to protect" (and in this case also no queen to protect)

3 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 0

Only thing is, she couldn't know they didn't have a queen before she looked. Just hiveless, right?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

read it again, the queen bit is in () cause the hiveless bit mattered most for suit-less, she was expecting a queen but brought a back up 1>

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2> cause she probably learned in her line of bee keeping work it can happen. seen a diff vid where some dude mentioned he was lucky he >

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3> thought to bring an extra queen since the hive he was removing didnt have one (after looking though it, like here)& would make job easier

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I get there are only specific circumstances she'd do it this way. Still nothing I could ever do.

3 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

Also depends on the bees, had the luck to be able to join an excursion to a German bee research station, where they bred the bees to be +

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

less aggressive and easier to handle - no comparison to the bees the grandpa of my friend kept years prior that started attacking when you +

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

were in 20 meters of reach. While at the research Station we could eat honey out of the combs while the bees were still working on it.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also, they were smoked beforehand, probably, to make them more docile. Instagram influencer beekeeper types are known for omitting steps.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I have watched a LOT of her Youtube videos. She scoops bees in every single one of them. Even if they already have a hive.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've watched her videos for a while, she'll scoop them in most situations, but if it's dangerous, she'll use a smoker beforehand.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except I have never seen her NOT do this lol. You'd think you'd run the risk of sensitization to stings over time.

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I've seen I think 1 vid if her in a suite a while back

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The more you are stung by bee venom, the more sensitive you become to the poison over time. Unique wildlife mechanism.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I think that's what they meant by "You'd think you'd run the risk of sensitization to stings over time"

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

They were clarifying for those of us who didn't get it the first time.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Interesting! It's the opposite for me. Stung so much in youth and teens I don't react anymore. I don't feel it or have the skin turn red.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah she is always really nonchalant about handling bees with no protective gear. Badass, to be sure.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't call it badass to not wear protective gear for your work. I think they are always supposed to wear a protective veil and hat

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You don't see her prep-work. And she has taken a lot of flack about how she doesn't "look" like she is taking the right precautions

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Prep work that involves not wearing protective gear is kind of a waste of time.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably only posting the videos where she can do this since I doubt she's only getting the easy calls with those skills

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say I doubt she does this most of the time.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whats going to happen to a hive without a queen? Die off no?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

In a hive, I think the lack of queen pheromones would lead to development of fertile queens from the last eggs she laid, but they need 1/n

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

to fight it out, get out and get laid, and one needs to return (and be accepted). I was told it can happen. In a queenless swarm, death.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A queen has to be intentionally produced by the worker bees. They feed the larva royal jelly and have to enlarge the cell so it can grow.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the hive is swarming, then yes. If the hive is settled and the queen dies, the bees raise an emergency queen from one of the eggs.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh nice

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that also what happened in the UK?

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I dunno if that is the main difference between us bees and uk bees, and no one is talking about it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the UK doesn't wanna be part of us anymore so

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It's not working out though. King Charles III hasn't laid a single egg since he got the job. So no new British people can be born.

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DON'T!!!

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Please don't!

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Too soon!!

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But where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses.

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At least he has his glasses here

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Can someone remind me of the name of this movie pretty please?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Girl

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Ty ? can't wait to CRY

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