UptownXtina
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FP Edit?! WHAT? I'm glad you enjoyed the fruits of my lurking. I'll post more dumps periodically until I feel comfortable posting some OG #OC. Send me things about french bulldogs, makeup, knitting or Justin Timberlake!
PS- The water dump craigslist one is an ACTUAL Craigslist post I saw a few weeks ago. Hopefully it got fixed.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I FUCKING DED WITH THE 127 YEAR OLD BABY
LegionofMartyrs
Quality dump, good on ya.
h0psk0tch
Not gonna lie, I sang #7 out loud
ItsTheChildrenWhoAreWrong
This is a solid dump. A lot of new content and presumably lots of fibre. Thanks!
grumpatsurrisrex
I dated a red headed stripper for a few months. She was an awesome human. 10/10 would date again.
pestilentgiggles
Your brand of humor is questionable and it makes me think you're a child.
ADMIN1337
Cool
splitfire316
So trannys are a 10 in the hotness scale?
SoupIsNotAMealVera
But what about daylight savings time?
Couldntcomeupwithafunnyusername
Don't forget leap seconds
supersmashsisters
Yeah I couldn't even keep going after I saw that, had to scroll down and see if anyone else said anything .
SJohnson23
Or international travel.
BlastFX
Or finals.
Grant0
#3 - Ted Cruz has really lost it after the election
probabu
This is how you dump a dank dump
cliM001
Haha the crazy axis starts at 4
AlphaWolf19
I don't know about that last one, I just really like this red headed hairdresser Tiffany who works as a stripper for extra money
waitwasthatreal
Well I appreciate that the crazy level starts at 4.
Thatoneguyfromthedistance
Lmao! "Still a massive twat"! I never thought to look at it the other way!
Mrbacon007
look at this one from the side
authornotavailable
P sure the girls in the sauce packet dresses are backwards
ialwayssaywhyiupvotestuff
Upvote for fart costume.
DeadBirdsandBlindKids
#11 Pupil Fresh Prince doggo poke through paper kitty today I learned poke further through previous hole spoopy mask.
catpissmattress
"Biweekly" it's called a fortnight you savage
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
TIL Everett Byram is a cunt.
UptownXtina
OMG how do I add my "FP" edit?! I'm such a noob
wildsoapbox
go to your images, go to edit title/description. edit away kid, you deserve it
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
Nice bunch of ones I haven't seen before, thanks!
itscereal
#11 - I will lick your pussy til you scream
Rootbeersippin
Harambe meme... in 2017... -1
CptRobotNinja
Every woman is at least 4 crazy
SidTheGhost
IS THE FUCKING FART COSTUME KID USING A FART TRUMPET?
Cg2301
watergospaghettistop
I will lick your cat til you die
anotherimguruserwhodosentknowwhattheirdoing
You like jazz?
UptownXtina
Hm?
anotherimguruserwhodosentknowwhattheirdoing
From the bee movie
turketron3000
Not bad for your first try kid
UptownXtina
❤️❤️❤️
wildsoapbox
#11 - iris actor pug pointing cat til pointing mask?
Mitheledh
I would have suggested they use something like
but I imagine not many would have gotten it.
FaithAlone
"Looking will dog break through feline today I learned finger mask"
EdwardFork
almost had it right. TIL: Today I Learned
IDunGoofed
No you idiot, it's; pupil smith tongue point kitty til point halloween mask
Perkunas687
I read this before seeing the image, thought I was having a stroke. Read second comment on dump, got even more worried. ::SweatingGuy.jpg::
Homeblest
I will smith pug lick your cat until you WAAZAAAAAAAPP???
Lapd789
"I will lick your pussy till you scream" is wht it says
Achrolux
THANK you
henrahmagix
No it says iris actor pug pointing cat til pointing mask
Lapd789
Lol my bad
DakkaPakka
Lapd789
Lol dammit cant believe i dint see the joke