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Welcome to this dump of random memes. Sometimes I make them themed, sometimes I don't. If you enjoy laughing without talking politics, getting away from the horrors of the world, or escaping reality, you’ll love following this page!
Super fierce. Slay!
Would pay money to see the aftermath
Perfect
He is a man of his word
Should’ve been a middle aged woman
Grandpa can kick rocks
Did she not feel super fat? Everyone asked me if I was having twins but it was just a big baby, but surely three babies would make one big as a barn
I’ll have mine delivered in Cartier
Are we not still doing this?
Glad nobody showed up nekkid on the bottom
I’m sure it is very relaxing and kinda boring
Kiddos who wake up at 5am is the reason we can’t stay out late
For a free shake? Heck yeah
True love
Who is this?
Who forgets an entire drawer of deliciousness?
Truth has been told here
OMG! Does it only come on Halloween?
Mint has a very fine line of delicious or toothpaste
Grossest taste ever
Maybe she’s a bad Avatar cosplayer
AI could never
Best dad joke
Creepy
The joke is the taste
Methuselah probably just ate a candle
It was a jooooooke
Seriously, it was EVERYWHERE for decades
Finishing the project means it was made with love because only love could make be reach the end
Never works
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Baptism by fire with kids
Come on, I spent $100 on this team and $300 gear!
Every night
Peak parenting
Children to adult sizes is tricky
Guess I just die then
Why did we think those chunks were cool?
Tis magic
Shhhh
Teach him now
Husband and kids, every day
Maybe she should just get a goldfish
Yup
Especially with kids
I don’t like to clean up flour
Happened to me this week
pinatafarmer
#2 Fierce and here to slay
ZeroLyfe
He looks like that because his barber chose violence that day and he said it with Krylon.
ProfessorHerpDerp
#20 I love green mint chocolate chip. This accurately describes how I feel about white mint chocolate chip.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Bananus
friendsofsandwiches
#2
IWantToHugEveryCat
Killing it.
JStengah
#19 AKA The beast with two backs.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
At first I thought it was exercise equipment. But yeah, they're definitely getting some "exercise."
DustinJL
#6 Including when the barber said they would give him a good haircut.
riddmkidd
seriously, did they draw in his hairline with a sharpie?
GravyEducation
#17 you literally asking who forgets on the day after 4/20. There's a thousand air fryers in the world right now with forgotten snacks in them
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
What has Adolf Hitlers birthday got to do with air fryers? Asking for a friend...
GravyEducation
There's a really dark joke in here that is not weed related so I'm not gonna say shit *passes you my pipe because weed day is every day you feel like weed*
Taxian
#1 at least they tried, right? ...Right?
yamsonyamsonyams
#12 thats what my parents did. My dad retired at 62 (young, thankfully) but now he’s got terminal cancer and will be dead by 69.
You really don’t know how much time yoi will get. Make sure you spend as much time as possible generating value for the shareholders!
DustinJL
#12 Ha! I'm never going to be able to retire.
Nyxaura
Omg samesies!
CarnackiArdent
#43 I'm like this with grocery store/restaurant tomatoes specifically, but that's an issue of the kinds of tomatoes that get used - the ones bred for a long shelf life or handling shipping well tend to do it at the expense of flavor. (Fortunately I live in an area with a lot of farmer's markets so a personal rule of 'buy the tomatoes from somebody who grew them' is relatively easy to stick to.)
MadamPuddifoot
#22 not one of those is doing anything besides making her blue.
MrStealYourGiF
#38 Before you think "Well the interwebs wasn't so heavy back in diallup days" you probably never had to discover, except occasionally on sunday evenings or sometime, that ISPs did not have a line for every subscriber. The biggest and best may have had 1 for every 3 or 4, the lower tier and regional ones might have been 1 for 10 to 15... so yah, you would have had low chances of getting on, and they'd probably have the maximum session time set to 20 mins or something so you'd get bumped a lot.
rudejohn
I can remember hitting my AOL dial-up after dinnertime in the mid 1990s and seeing I was in a queue ("Currently 811 out of 12755" kind of shit).
DoctorEnsignCrusher
I had cable Internet in 2002 in Coeur d'alane Idaho. Long before YouTube, there was Winamp shoutcast; endlessly streaming ATHF, invader zim, Sealab 2021, and Michel Gondry and Chris Cunningham music videos. It was my first apartment, I was 18, worked at Taco bell and played lan games all day. Life was good.
iMcFly
#48
cloudskye280k
#43 my sister and nephew are allergic to tomatos, so growing up we never had them in anything. Ketchup was fine because of how heavily processed it was. But the first time i had a tomato on a sandwich i was 14 and was like what the fuck is this red slimy bullshit?
Nyxaura
Tomatoes are a high hystamine food! Very common allergy!
trigonman3
Mystery histamines
wantedTwo
Raw tomatoes are gross. Cooked tomatoes are proof God tries to correct mistakes. Fight me.
HarperLee
Raw tomatoes have their place, but my wife eats them like fruit. Just half a tomato, sliced, for breakfast. So gross
wantedTwo
My wife will pick a tomato out of the garden and eat it like an apple. Seeds and juice running down her face. Absolute savage.
Nyxaura
I love how so many people have very strong opinions on tomatoes. I think that’s horrid! Like biting into an onion!
jt42
#12 You should have seen the party pics the previous night!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
#43 Its almost like cooking something changes its flavor profile and can make it tastier. "Oh my kids like chicken fried steak, beef stew and carne asada but don't like steak tartar" The FUCK you talking about?!
QueenOfTheFey
Yeah, there are very few foods I can think of that I'd say taste the same cooked and raw.
a LOT of raw veggies are not for me but I like them cooked
ConfusedConda
#25 My family wasn't poor, but they were frugal. That's why we had great family vacations. We never had steak. But, one time mother found some on sale and we had steak fore dinner.
My older sister, who was about 5, took her steak into the dining room to eat it. My parents asked her why. She said it was too loud in the kitchen, and she had to bring it into the dining room so she could taste it.
jammer909
#43 i used to be like that. It may have been a texture thing.
Plutonimus
#16 im honestly a little surprised how hard the 20-35yo set has embraced the mustache. Kinda didnt expect it to come back but here we are
riddmkidd
I think it was started ironically by the university of Santa Clara track team but then it stuck.
AbelardSnazz
When I was a young man, only hippies and old people had beards and now they’re everywhere
xcelita
I know. It's gross.
Dipsomaniac
#18 https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bananus
PantsAreForTheWeek
#8 That's far too many uteruses... Uteri? How does one pluralize uterus?
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
Wombs. Pronounced like bombs.
PantsAreForTheWeek
Some bombass wombs for sure.
GravyEducation
The etymology is Latin so uteri but nobody would care if you said uteruses except weirdos. They know what you meant.
CodyBurkett
I'm beginning to think that taking care of Pippin is a lot like other people's experiences of raising kids.
ZOMGNO
Honestly... bird problems are close to kid problems sometimes except they're slightly less dramatic. And yes, i do know how dramatic birds can be.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Seems like it. He’s always getting into trouble
ConstantMissclicks
Ngl thought you meant the hobbit, still fits.
KorbenMyManIHaveNoFire
Parrots are just toddlers with wings
stonetemplefox05
Ah, poetry.
DiabolicalDB
#18 Bananus
stillnodog
#8 @op if the baby (in this case: babies) isn’t where it’s supposed to be you might not get very big. It’s rare but more common than you’d expect that women go to the hospital bc of abdominal pains and it turns out they’re in labour, without them having any idea that they’re pregnant. And with this woman, maybe it showed a bit but she did also just give birth so being a bit bigger than usual wouldn’t be strange.
But, bloody hell, what a nightmare! I don’t even want to be pregnant with 1 baby…
theoxfordcomma
Thank you! Also saw this quote from the article - “From rural areas, people don’t know what is wrong with them. They don’t know how many children they are pregnant with and sometimes whether they are pregnant also,” Basu said." She also didn't get an ultrasound before giving birth so that also contributed to the surprise element
stillnodog
Ffs. Honestly? Blame it on HER?! One of the reasons I’m happy I don’t have nor want kids is bc I’m getting more than ready to burn the capitalist/racist/patriarchal society to the ground. (Saying this from Sweden. If we don’t get a government change in September, we’re doomed. Not that our govt isn’t already actively working on dooming us, but still).
theoxfordcomma
I mean if you're saying that from Sweden... damn we might really be fucked.
DustinJL
#43 I love sliced tomatoes on sandwiches and in other dishes, but if you are trying to say a raw tomato straight out of the garden tastes the same as ketchup, or spaghetti/pizza sauce, you're absolutely insane or cannot actually taste anything.
Wishbone1977
This. Precisely this. The insinuation that raw tomato is the same as any other form of tomato is insane. For me it's not even a matter of taste, but of texture. I can't stand the texture of raw tomatoes, or sun dried for that matter. The taste is fine though, so as long as they're blended or very finely chopped, I'm good. The meme comes off as "Hurr, durr, if you like fried chicken you must like raw chicken too!"
inchoroi
I cant stand the texture of tomatoes. Love tomato sauce, though, as long as its not chunky.
rockiesmagicnumber
I hate raw tomatoes, too acidic. Cooked tomatoes taste great.
jesuisgur
As a raw tomato hater, you won't make me eat that moist acid gooey spit. Once cooked it completely changes texture (and taste) and it's fine. I mean, you won't eat raw flour, and yet everyone like bread and pastries.
Racealistic
Anyone who thinks tomatoes are gross, is my enemy.
Racealistic
Oh damn i meant this as a kind of harmless joke but i guess shook the hornets nest :D i love toe mates
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
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it's also about how flavors can be more then the sum of their parts, raw tomato tastes like sewage smells to me but combine that with beef, cheese, and bread and it's a perfectly nice vitamin-packed flavor enhancer
nclu
When my brother and I were pickier eating kids we said, "a tomato is an ingredient, not a food"
Knifesmith
This. There's something about raw tomatoes that tastes horrendous to me, like how a crushed tomato leaf smells, but cooked it's fine.
While we're talking about fruit; fresh peaches are divine, while cooked ones are just barely tolerable. Apples and pears seem fine in either form.
TI99Kitty
I love raw tomatoes, and most things made out of tomato...
...except tomato soup and tomato juice. Those will both make me gag. I can't stand the way they taste. Go figure.
Babomonkey
Some sciencey types have actually poked around at this. https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/cocktail-party-physics/tasters-choice-why-i-hate-raw-tomatoes-and-you-dont/
Penelelop
Same. I grabbed what I thought was an apple out of the fridge when I was a toddler and took a huge bite. Nope. Tomato. So upset! Such trauma! I can still remember it to this day, three decades later lol
LiminallyInsane
As a tomato fan: You are absolutely correct.
Especially if we're talking about those gross, oversized mealy tomatoes they sell at the supermarket. Smaller tomatoes (cherry, grape) generally taste way better, and the big ones can be workable if you core them like a pepper. But all of them are improved with things like heat, salt, oil...
astrangehop
I generally love bigger tomatoes (herilooms, beefsteak, etc) because smaller tomatoes are very sugary and acidic. I love a lot of prepared tomatoes, but tomato soup is a blight upon the universe.
VickiStElmo
Herilooms & yellow tomatoes have less acidity (that’s what my Gma said anyway) - I love them. Fresh grown in the summer with a little S&P is superb!
LiminallyInsane
Nah man, I love that acid. And more importantly -- so like, the part of the tomato with the most flavor is the juicy pulp surrounding the seeds, whereas the worst is the flesh right next to it, that pale and mealy placenta that all of the seeds grow off of. In smaller tomatoes, the ratio is a lot more skewed towards pulp, and as you get bigger there's more placenta filling the middle.
I'll allow the comment about tomato soup as long as we agree that sun-dried tomatoes are heavenly.
astrangehop
Sun dried tomatoes are stellar!
Kludgeo
#21 what is this?
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Actually, this is fluoride. Used to be foam in that thing, and you had to hold it there for five agonizing minutes. If was gag inducing if any of it touched your tongue. Only kids had to do it at that time. I HATED it.
Nyxaura
Idk what they’re referring to by “step on a plug” though.
trigonman3
Electrical plugs, in the US anyway, have sharp metal bits that hurt almost as much as a Lego when you step on them.
Nyxaura
Oh! Ong yes! I’ve done that haha!
Maraxus
If you are grinding your teeth in your sleep, you need some form-fitted plastic dental splint. For that, they take an imprint of your teeth by pressing this thing with some ... putty? And I don't know who would complain about the taste. All I remember is the instinctual, irrational panic, that some of that would fall into my throat and I would choke to death right there. It's basically dry waterboarding.
Nyxaura
They also do this for braces. It’s the WORST.
rudejohn
No grinded teeth here - but had this for braces and retainer. Horrific experience.