Sep 11, 2020 7:24 PM
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Kozziro
Wish this had sound.
Darealpokemaster
Where’s the original
newsguycraigevans
Here you go.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
v
IveBeenOnHereForHours
I love this scene
MJDWells
DiracsDelta
That last subtitle *screaming* got me.
bringbakfirefly
As a skater, FUCK that hill.
verylittleinsight
Be perfect for slide skating but yeah it's a deathtrap. This guy fucked up hard - with not even a helmet or pads. All kinds of stupid.
eastend666
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
amrknpsyko
He passed the official squid test.
0plus1plus0
Nopenotgonnadoityo
SOSDD01
Yeah. Some people can’t be warned about shit like this. They fail to imagine the “what if you survive” scenario.
CovidIsAirborne
I pictured that ending so much worse than it actually did
jery007
No helmet? Geeez
logjammin1
(Screaming)
ImJustAGigolo
Mom: WE JUST BOUGHT YOU THOSE PANTS!
maincarrot
"I think I have a concession- uh - a uh cons uh conjest uh c-concushion......."
buttwheek
That was impressively stupid. Enjoy the rash dumbass.
sameoldroad
I get nervous even driving in San Fran
DJBunBuns
Jeeze.... no helmet... is he ok???
Leafus
Don't try to stop the ride. You just let it take you where you're going, and try to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
I kinda wanna see it
misterpickypants
good thing his skin stopped him before he hit that car
LuminousExpanse
no helmet eaither. not suprising
He doesn't need a lid because his brains have already fallen out.
LosChimpos
I am a meat crayon.
brucatlas
...ROLL!
Ever spell a word and suddenly it doesn't look like a word?
Dravit
hgztrqe.
OMGNoWayy
I'm high too
Ilovetomakestuffup
[SCREAMING]
HandoB4Javert
pleasesendcows
Gavin?
joesmith369
None of the gear, none of the time
flaskfullofcoffee
ObviousObservationMan
iunserstoodthatreference.gif
dontmindifIcant
Lmao
DoveyHolmes
Why does no one wear a FUCKING HELMET
Cavalrysword
Curbed his enthusiasm.
Nicodemusthefirst
thesaurusaurus1984
Its gold Jerry! Gold!
Aussiemt07
Pretty pretty pretty funny.
toogoodtomiss
On ambulance responded to a kid on skateboard w/o helmet.Parents refused to let us transport.Followed them to ER, watched kid have seizures
MsSparkles
Why the fuck did they refuse transport?!
I believe it was just parental instinct; thinking they just wanted to be the ones there for their child.& they didn't realize how gravely
he was injured.I think of them often.Still feel bad for them.& wish everyone would skate w/ helmets.
on the way there.Stood beside them as they said goodbye to their son in ICU. 12 years old.I was only 19 myself. Never forget it ever.
horseman05
slammylbs
Hill wasn't gonna bomb itself. Someone had to do it. Hero
SergeiTheBaked
Man was just tryna bomb a hill leave him be
ThemHardNutz
As a long time long boarder and hill bomber... dude needs pads, crashing at 40-50 mph is no joke
tcpolecat7
Came here to post this. +1
whitebbwolf
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
wow, no gear. He's either incredibly brave, or an all-out moron.
chickendinnr
Show me one professional skater that wears “gear” when street skating
KyleBeach
The line betwixt the two is a very fine one...and that boy skateboards right down the fucking middle of it
Ohboyididit
Stake-boarders and motorcycle ryders : dress for the slide, not the ride
wiresnake
if you know skaters, you have the answer. they may be the most brilliant motherfuckers to grace the earth, but dumb af when skating.
newton666
Yes
gaarashatan0360
nah, there is no reason to be brave here. all moron
fakieflip180
In all honesty, sliding on your side, gear won't help ya, besides a helmet.
NeverLateThanBetter
More of a longboard thing, but I've got race leathers and Teflon slide gloves, still stings when you go down, but I've got all my skin still
HaikuSorrow
Exactly, leathers are better than what this guy was wearing, yikes.
AmmoniumAcetate
The brave man just keeps coasting down the road. The moron does this. These things get decided after the fact
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
He seemed like he was trying to coast? And then hit a rough patch of road.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Moron.
MobiusAzarath
I know some ppl who do that, it’s both.
fredbloxx
i vote for moron.
LeonardLChurch
Gotta admit though, that was some quick thinking keeping his head off the ground durring the slide
HistoricallyMinor
As a kid I liked riding a skateboard down the hills in our neighborhood. One day I fell off and went airborne, landing on my head (1/2)
It cracked my helmet clean in half (but the plastic held it together). I didn’t always wear one but I’m glad I did that day (2/2)
BradleyNorby
I'm going with overconfident in his skills
RetsamEvalsEht
duramater1
No gear is just moronic.
Nathanfake
Mostly the latter
BadAdviceForLife
All you need are the tactical jeans
bog015
You can pick out the people who don’t get off on adrenaline rush’s from a mile on here
13Alpha
He could easily be both!
Cole2999
Bravery is doing something dangerous for the right reasons. Stupidity is doing dangerous things for the wrong reasons.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
It doesn't matter how brave you are, it's just stupid to do that without any protection.
Killacayne
What is an All-out Moron for 500 Alex?
Justanotherrandomnameiguess
Brave has nothing to do with it.
HogFuneral
Friend did this exact thing. Split his head. Few staples. Doesn't remember anything but waking up in the hospital.
CrazyCanuck150
I vote for the latter.
BIGLEE123
2 sides of the same coin my friend
HistoricallyAcurate
djj25
The later
hotaythedonk
The main difference between bravery and stupidity is success.
Pacaruru
The way he beefed it there he's likely both now.
pooFIinger
rushbc
Moron. Doing any stunts at that speed requires protective gear
jjw9
Lucky to have “bailed” when he did. How he would have “stopped” if he stayed on the board would have been far worse
Deezeynguyen
He’s Gurkha
Metalbawkses
At least he had long sleeves and long pants?
SirBoomBoom
Both
TurtleBrawler
His skateboard is rolling faster than the marbles in his calcium balloon
thesauceisboss
Yoink! Marbles in a calcium balloon.
JinxRocks
He’s only brave because he’s a moron.
Overextendeddullard
I'll pick moron
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
Moron all the way
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Am I seeing a helmet that is not there?
Takethejump
Yeah, it's his hair.
MeowAllTheTime
He died from skin gone
furriephillips
clamdriver
I’m okay! Just a few fingers short.
gurimalla47
No protective gear needed, there is no need for that, it’s a hoax, it’s all just leftist libtard propaganda.
LizzyMcGuire
/s
I know. Who believes in broken bones anymore ?! Such sheep.
B.
XRay0976
Yep!
JOKERZwild86
Oh no it’s clear he’s a moron
slyshadows8888
He wore a helmet and long sleeves and long pants I think that's not so bad.
thishousesmellslikefish
Had to watch twice to verify there’s no helmet.
1998wasthepinnacleofexistance
That isnt a helmet. He has puffy hair.
Slavling
No helmet, and having longboarded for years, the pavement doesn't give a shit about what length your sleeves and pant legs are.
MADhouse64
No helmet.
eathotdog
It took me a second look because I thought he was wearing a helmet as well, that is indeed poofy hair
DocGigglez
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
BellsTheorem
Stupidity is the lubricant of courage.
McSkeevely
Is it really bravery if you can't comprehend the risk
NotAPervert
Dcwalker30
This is what I tell my kids. You can't be brave if you aren't scared.
Maybe not, but in this case, it's one or the other.
Kozziro
Wish this had sound.
Darealpokemaster
Where’s the original
newsguycraigevans
JonRichardsonsDustMop
IveBeenOnHereForHours
I love this scene
MJDWells
DiracsDelta
That last subtitle *screaming* got me.
bringbakfirefly
As a skater, FUCK that hill.
verylittleinsight
Be perfect for slide skating but yeah it's a deathtrap. This guy fucked up hard - with not even a helmet or pads. All kinds of stupid.
eastend666
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
amrknpsyko
He passed the official squid test.
0plus1plus0
Nopenotgonnadoityo
SOSDD01
Yeah. Some people can’t be warned about shit like this. They fail to imagine the “what if you survive” scenario.
CovidIsAirborne
I pictured that ending so much worse than it actually did
jery007
No helmet? Geeez
logjammin1
(Screaming)
ImJustAGigolo
Mom: WE JUST BOUGHT YOU THOSE PANTS!
maincarrot
"I think I have a concession- uh - a uh cons uh conjest uh c-concushion......."
buttwheek
That was impressively stupid. Enjoy the rash dumbass.
sameoldroad
I get nervous even driving in San Fran
DJBunBuns
Jeeze.... no helmet... is he ok???
Leafus
Don't try to stop the ride. You just let it take you where you're going, and try to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
Darealpokemaster
I kinda wanna see it
misterpickypants
good thing his skin stopped him before he hit that car
LuminousExpanse
no helmet eaither. not suprising
verylittleinsight
He doesn't need a lid because his brains have already fallen out.
LosChimpos
I am a meat crayon.
brucatlas
...ROLL!
brucatlas
Ever spell a word and suddenly it doesn't look like a word?
Dravit
hgztrqe.
OMGNoWayy
I'm high too
Ilovetomakestuffup
[SCREAMING]
HandoB4Javert
[SCREAMING]
pleasesendcows
Gavin?
joesmith369
None of the gear, none of the time
flaskfullofcoffee
ObviousObservationMan
iunserstoodthatreference.gif
dontmindifIcant
Lmao
DoveyHolmes
Why does no one wear a FUCKING HELMET
verylittleinsight
Cavalrysword
Curbed his enthusiasm.
Nicodemusthefirst
thesaurusaurus1984
Its gold Jerry! Gold!
Aussiemt07
Pretty pretty pretty funny.
toogoodtomiss
On ambulance responded to a kid on skateboard w/o helmet.Parents refused to let us transport.Followed them to ER, watched kid have seizures
MsSparkles
Why the fuck did they refuse transport?!
toogoodtomiss
I believe it was just parental instinct; thinking they just wanted to be the ones there for their child.& they didn't realize how gravely
toogoodtomiss
he was injured.I think of them often.Still feel bad for them.& wish everyone would skate w/ helmets.
toogoodtomiss
on the way there.Stood beside them as they said goodbye to their son in ICU. 12 years old.I was only 19 myself. Never forget it ever.
horseman05
slammylbs
Hill wasn't gonna bomb itself. Someone had to do it. Hero
SergeiTheBaked
Man was just tryna bomb a hill leave him be
ThemHardNutz
As a long time long boarder and hill bomber... dude needs pads, crashing at 40-50 mph is no joke
tcpolecat7
Came here to post this. +1
whitebbwolf
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
wow, no gear. He's either incredibly brave, or an all-out moron.
chickendinnr
Show me one professional skater that wears “gear” when street skating
KyleBeach
The line betwixt the two is a very fine one...and that boy skateboards right down the fucking middle of it
Ohboyididit
Stake-boarders and motorcycle ryders : dress for the slide, not the ride
wiresnake
if you know skaters, you have the answer. they may be the most brilliant motherfuckers to grace the earth, but dumb af when skating.
newton666
Yes
gaarashatan0360
nah, there is no reason to be brave here. all moron
fakieflip180
In all honesty, sliding on your side, gear won't help ya, besides a helmet.
NeverLateThanBetter
More of a longboard thing, but I've got race leathers and Teflon slide gloves, still stings when you go down, but I've got all my skin still
HaikuSorrow
Exactly, leathers are better than what this guy was wearing, yikes.
AmmoniumAcetate
The brave man just keeps coasting down the road. The moron does this. These things get decided after the fact
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
He seemed like he was trying to coast? And then hit a rough patch of road.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Moron.
MobiusAzarath
I know some ppl who do that, it’s both.
fredbloxx
i vote for moron.
LeonardLChurch
Gotta admit though, that was some quick thinking keeping his head off the ground durring the slide
HistoricallyMinor
As a kid I liked riding a skateboard down the hills in our neighborhood. One day I fell off and went airborne, landing on my head (1/2)
HistoricallyMinor
It cracked my helmet clean in half (but the plastic held it together). I didn’t always wear one but I’m glad I did that day (2/2)
BradleyNorby
I'm going with overconfident in his skills
RetsamEvalsEht
Yes
duramater1
No gear is just moronic.
Nathanfake
Mostly the latter
BadAdviceForLife
All you need are the tactical jeans
bog015
You can pick out the people who don’t get off on adrenaline rush’s from a mile on here
13Alpha
He could easily be both!
Cole2999
Bravery is doing something dangerous for the right reasons. Stupidity is doing dangerous things for the wrong reasons.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
It doesn't matter how brave you are, it's just stupid to do that without any protection.
Killacayne
What is an All-out Moron for 500 Alex?
Justanotherrandomnameiguess
Brave has nothing to do with it.
HogFuneral
Friend did this exact thing. Split his head. Few staples. Doesn't remember anything but waking up in the hospital.
CrazyCanuck150
I vote for the latter.
BIGLEE123
2 sides of the same coin my friend
HistoricallyAcurate
Yes
djj25
The later
hotaythedonk
The main difference between bravery and stupidity is success.
Pacaruru
The way he beefed it there he's likely both now.
pooFIinger
rushbc
Moron. Doing any stunts at that speed requires protective gear
jjw9
Lucky to have “bailed” when he did. How he would have “stopped” if he stayed on the board would have been far worse
Deezeynguyen
He’s Gurkha
Metalbawkses
At least he had long sleeves and long pants?
SirBoomBoom
Both
TurtleBrawler
His skateboard is rolling faster than the marbles in his calcium balloon
thesauceisboss
Yoink! Marbles in a calcium balloon.
JinxRocks
He’s only brave because he’s a moron.
Overextendeddullard
I'll pick moron
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
Moron all the way
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Am I seeing a helmet that is not there?
Takethejump
Yeah, it's his hair.
MeowAllTheTime
He died from skin gone
furriephillips
clamdriver
I’m okay! Just a few fingers short.
gurimalla47
No protective gear needed, there is no need for that, it’s a hoax, it’s all just leftist libtard propaganda.
LizzyMcGuire
/s
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
I know. Who believes in broken bones anymore ?! Such sheep.
Cavalrysword
B.
XRay0976
Yep!
JOKERZwild86
Oh no it’s clear he’s a moron
slyshadows8888
He wore a helmet and long sleeves and long pants I think that's not so bad.
thishousesmellslikefish
Had to watch twice to verify there’s no helmet.
1998wasthepinnacleofexistance
That isnt a helmet. He has puffy hair.
Slavling
No helmet, and having longboarded for years, the pavement doesn't give a shit about what length your sleeves and pant legs are.
MADhouse64
No helmet.
eathotdog
It took me a second look because I thought he was wearing a helmet as well, that is indeed poofy hair
DocGigglez
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
BellsTheorem
Stupidity is the lubricant of courage.
McSkeevely
Is it really bravery if you can't comprehend the risk
NotAPervert
Dcwalker30
This is what I tell my kids. You can't be brave if you aren't scared.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Maybe not, but in this case, it's one or the other.
DocGigglez