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I've been doing an ongoing joke with this whole "Viral Dress" trend over on My YouTube, and finally did one where I actually wear the dress I am holding instead of undercutting it with a goofy joke
(My Youtube has been a blast lately btw, been making shorts everyday, and my revenue from YouTube goes to Trans Charities - Consider subbing: https://www.youtube.com/@AlsoAshleyB
The Kafkaesque Nightmare - AKA the truth behind all these silly reels... behind... he... hehe
Ostegonation
Jeebus
FinnStep19275
SignedEpsteinsMother
Good lord
philmoregraves
In a fantasy game this is about as close to max stats youre gonna get without a nip slip
SuicidalBallsack
thank you shiny dress for your sacrifice, hot damn!
zerogenix
PizzaCraig
There it is!
StarscreamAndHutch
SedatedSl0th
Oh yes you can. You can turn around.
Turns around.
Zetor
grandfalloon
Man, I wanted to like this game. I just found it brutally punishing for making the slightest mistake or getting a bad card draw.
Clockworkdancerobot
Mithril!
thekeyofe
Light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales!
Dapperworth
Something certainly is
ArenJ6
That punny dress couldn't handle both the cake AND the meat https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YmJpenpjdDV6ZXBkajNjZzN4cjBndXF2cWpoZmJyODU0NG1hMjE2ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wIWvIAfzaGFfa/200w.webp
xmaneds
dress would have been "puny" but with Ashley on the case, it turns out "punny"
ArenJ6
What?
*Googles the difference
Damnit I fucked it up.
Navrodel
New viral dress trend: "watch my thick ass destroy 'fashionable' sizes"
...maybe the world isn't ready for that much thirst.
Alsoashley
Lol
xmaneds
I love the way that it doesn't fit, I mean I truly love that
Clayman8
Idk about gone forever, you could probably sew a top out of it, or a bikini maybe. It still fabric after all 🤔 or probably thats my cosplayer raccoon-brain talking
Onisa
Add some grommets and chain lacing.
kydn
I'm guessing Chinese/Korean sizing bought from Temu/Alibaba?
kashgartashkent8888
Simply irresistible!
gablestout
She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went!
Omicron416
Saying that dress "looks pretty good" is one hell of an understatement!
q2grapple
She is THICC and I’m here for it. Lovely.
HeatherLace
Looks like you are trying so hard not to crack a smile in the first half! No idea how you managed it! 🤩
StepLurker
Looks amazing
copingcabana
So . . . No pockets?
Alsoashley
NO POCKETS
Kevinbfree
Whoa...
Rosenaa
Very... very !!
00Lochnessa
As a fellow tall girl... that's a shirt lol
Alsoashley
Lolol
apricot2jam
can you explain your hair colour? is it dyed?
Alsoashley
It’s natural! My family goes silver very young!
apricot2jam
aaah it looks amazing! i've been contemplating letting mine go natural.
CyberHexx
Not gonna lie, girl, I'd pay to watch it come off...
mikeatike
I'm a huge metal fan.
frenofafren
Cool.
ilhares
I, too, spin from the rafters making annoying sounds when I'm out of balance.
mikeatike
I know a bands that this description fits.
DianNaoChong
I thought it was called helicoptering
XeroVector
That's not what that means...not by a long shot.
TheHiddnOne
In the trade I think we refer to them as "Big Ass Fans"
Sypurist
Got-DAMN Ashley, you in that dress reminded me think of this.
XeroVector
Man missed out, the ONLY reason he put together a lego set?
Lugh314159
Somehow I don't think certain aspects of this (entirely justified) rant apply in her case. 😅
Sypurist
That's quitter talk, lol
morningxafter
Dress may have been destroyed by the booty, but damn was it worth it!
heptadecagram
That which can be destroyed by the booty deserves to be destroyed by the booty
morningxafter
I certainly wouldn’t mind being destroyed by the booty.
BenderRodriguz1010
jonhamsandwich11
BenderRodriguz1010
morningxafter
CPTBRUMBL3Z
Awooga you say?
piconuke
Well that was great, also those thig- *slap*
BenderRodriguz1010