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*Decor is now "gilded shit"
Apr 28, 2026 11:29 PM
OceansRust
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*Decor is now "gilded shit"
SecretAgentSuperBooger
NonZeroSumGame
Absolutely cheap & nasty. The dude has ZERO class.
TheWeebleWobler
Wow, I hate what you've done with the place
redav
JFC, that is tacky as hell.
Sticklebrickk
The English learned, very early on, that there was an upper clas, and there was a lower class. They learned that the upper class should take care of the lower class. That is why they have the house of Lords and Commons so they can hear the grievances of their environment. The people around them, who do the work and make things go round.
Americans have forgotten that, and been pushed into a capitalist machine, that takes all the value of labor from one class and given to the next.
We get nothing.
sirbartonslady
I like how Nixon is sitting back, legs crossed, because he's confident in his.... whatever. Trump is sitting near the edge of his seat, hands between his knees, unable to keep even the slightest dignity. He just looks fuckin pathetic. Charles has the same posture, but the difference between criminal presidents is like night and day.
DickMcStiffens
WTF is with all of those golden goblets on top of the mantle?
KamikazeGerbil101
2 awful presidents, and the decor is super tacky.
michaelfire
NO KINGS! Read William Dalrymple's Historical novel "The Last Mughal". British Royalty and aristocracy via British diplomacy, espionage have been leaching off, destroying stronger Empires for 500 years. Colonialism. Why would a US President, Congress celebrate, entertain a corrupt King, royals, from the very country we gained freedom from 250 years before? Of course, the Orange Man who would be king! https://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2026/02/20/triple-failure-protects-the-windsors/
StevenAlleyn
Jeeez that’s gaudy
NPaine
Might have been a crook, but his minimalistic design game was on point…
As to the orange turd…Persian night club owners have better taste…
lenomdeplume
“Understated elegance” no longer exists.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
PupShadowDMcTaggart
Damage to a historic monument.
Kats8652
Did he hit Charles?
MCpeepantz
Right in the eyeballs with the decor. Here is a reenactment of Trump prior to this meeting:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3d0eHB2ZnN2MjVrYms5ODA0NnZvbmNuaDM0NGpraGh6b2tjcm4zMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XlvbF51R0T9uM/200w.webp
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
This kind of sits high on my rageness, so therefore I'm always enraged
TheElliotPage
if you’ve been to Graceland, it’s the same redneck tackiness, sad to say …white & gold = Egghead from Batman ‘66
TheElliotPage
someone said it looks like Liberace’s wet dream LOL
ILoveThiPlatform
SecretAgentSuperBooger
joshuasplinth
I’m tired of being called the sleepy one…
MCpeepantz
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he bombed the wrong country because he forgot which one he created a war with...that, and I'll never understand his obsession with Greenland. Like, "Thanks for welcoming me into the country. How much is it?"
SecretAgentSuperBooger
One theory on the Greenland obsession: https://time.com/7368798/trump-greenland-pursuit/
stayingalive4life
Charles: Why the fuck do I voluntarily end up in these dumb situations?
FellaWithUmbrella
He’s turning Oval Office into a Mar-a-Lago:
LonelyHumanBoy
That room has the "aesthetic" equivalent of TV static. a chaotic eyesore that could induce a stroke just being in it. A pure reflection of the mind of its owner.
InHarmsWay
Why are there so many plane models?
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
Do you think Qatar are giving him shit for free? They're buying ad space
Hovencl00f
Hideous uglification was wreaked upon the White House!
DJOldguy
You were right the first time, @OP, criminal. And looking at the room a monument to poor taste... which the tax payers paid for, we'll done, people.
sascottsn
Correction: republicans and maga are making the taxpayers pay for.
napalmEnema
That can't be real all that kitsch on the mantle. like what? Are those participation trophies?
khora
Wine coolers maybe.
mohavewolfpup
Had to come from some generation to get forced on millennials
AgamemnonsMemes
The thing that gets me is that they aren't all the same either. Like.. they are set up like they should be symmetrical but the second from the left isn't the same as the second from the right. And i'm like 70% sure its the same for the two just left/right of the center as well.
thechelonianshelmet
4 wine buckets, 2 cake stands, 2 talking points (IE, what the fuck are these), & an ice bucket in the centre. Oh, & a fuck load of that gold Xmas spray, to tart them up a bit, you know, all fancy like.
PunnyTiger
brand new rewards created for a very special boy.
tdpubs
The place looks like an Eastern European drug czar's compound.
DunnowForgot
Even drug czars have more taste than what we see here. A really low bar that didn't get met.
lamontcranston
He always has to clutter.
schlummi
For the pictures on the wall: thats called "petersburger hanging" (many smaller pictures covering the whole wall - namend after the Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg (russia, obviously). Well...they probably won't hang playboy pictures in russia...
Yetiphobia
Misdirection for not doing any work all day long for his whole fucking life.
PastureofMuppets
Its a room full of photos of himself. He's a narcissist desperately surrounding himself with mirrors. Every surface covered. The fake trophies probably have inscriptions with his name real big. Real mental illness on display.
lamontcranston
The trophies are from his golf courses, he plays first and that qualifies him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy2cjeZhS3w - if it's not in this video the author has said it elsewhere
rezpawner
Note how most, if not everything is about him. That's just fucking pathetic.
OmnibusLatinName
"A clean desk is the sign of an empty mind." But I imagine that his head is full of out of tune Chinese string music.
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Or a mind full of shit he can’t process
OmnibusLatinName
Like 2+2
YvesStRollerblade
Trump has turned the white house into a cheap looking bordello.
Fanner50
So Donnie and wife feel at home.
NonZeroSumGame
Melania lives in NY.
chicharrone
Like all the shit in the trinket aisle of a Goodwill piled on the fireplace mantle
quade
You mean all his peace awards? /s
doctorId
Why not, every place he's ever lived has probably functioned as one.
cesarser4
My sole consolation is that it’s paid with taxpayer money. Because the people deserve it for electing that spherical bastard twice.
rmichelsen480
The hovel office.
Starbolt81
No, he's made it look just like his gaudy Trump hotel penthouses. The man had the tastes of a middle-eastern dictator (unsurprisingly)
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
Put some more gold crap in the walls. Someone run down to home depot, we're low on gold spray paint.
Nothing says "successful pawn shop owner" quite like a shit ton of gawdy gold filigree all over the place
johneventually1
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTE1bjZjdmN2cXR0amxsZGU5dDR0NjNpc2k0dG91bmMxcjE4OG9hcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XlvbF51R0T9uM/200w.webp
lostwalllet
Even Charles thinks it’s a bit much…
gbabbitt22
If you look closely at the signage it says “The Whore House”
Poppypoppoppop
While Americans paid for it.
alcamar
I mean...
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Americans turned USA to the place where a con man can run the White House as a cheap brothel.
I think this fits better the reality.
WellGoodLuckWithThat
Confession: I LOVE THIS. I mean, I think it’s hideously embarrassing and ridiculous… but he’s made it so easy for us to visually ID his oval forever.
They all get to redecorate the office itself (no objections here) but it would take me a second looking at a photo to figure out which other administration’s oval I was looking at.
Photos/videos of criminal activity are out there. And this “too specific to be AI but immediately identifiable to humans” decor could prove useful!
Malak224
Love how how his seat is edged towards the camera.
CallMeMcGyver
Jesus Christ, but now it looks like a French whore house... they just glued those spray painted appliqués anywhere they had enough room... it looks so shitty-tacky, like a dumb child stuck them on
Hovencl00f
I think a French whorehoue would look a lot classier than the gawdawful mess Trump has created.
grandfalloon
I saw Brotherhood of the Wolf, that was a classy fucking place!
Yetiphobia
No kidding. That comparison is an insult to the French, to sexual congress, and to buildings.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
That room is absolutely hideous. What a fucking embarrassment.
khora
I think if you remove the plastic decorations and the wine coolers on the mantle piece it isn't too bad.
bubblechaser
"figure it out!"
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
SecretAgentSuperBooger
It's a sick obsession, where every week or so he needs to add some piece of fake-assed gold-plated shit.
MacGhille
Why is the staff entrance door covered with a mirror?
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
I get a strong vibe that he's trying real hard to copy or maybe out-do putin. It's so fucking tacky its ridiculous.
agonarch
Putin doesn't go all in on gold like this, it's Saudis
SecretAgentSuperBooger
If only the next admin would pile it all on the White House lawn for a symbolic, cleansing bonfire, but it'd prob give off too many toxic chemicals...
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Sounds like a great opportunity for a yard sale fundraiser to me... "everything must go"