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Jan 28, 2014 10:00 AM
fishyoutofwater
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thisisthehardestdecisionofmylife
"Make it hail"
Krikr
Some of these are misused. Like the shower one. People forget that courage wolf exists.
ifeellikefloating
listening to audiobooks on shuffle is the single most confusing thing ever
ArdentSlacker
What if it were something like pulp fiction. You might get everything in order.
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
JordanJet
WHERE IS THE BACON GIRAFFE, OP?
xrazorbladex
Insanity Hybrid
Starfield
Cinnamon challenge -
Klitloris
my favorite one http://imgur.com/iPlMazM
SharksInSpace
bluejokes
this:
TheClassyGentleman
i cringed at the bear trap -tea bag one
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
seriously, why do porn sites have "like on facebook" buttons?
720pony
Still my favorite and is missing from this post - http://imgur.com/ftrMQLK
SpaceKen
Lost it at Lemon-AIDS
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madeforthiscommentonly
His immune system.
AntiConspiracyTheorist
Hi dad.
Smaco
I'm on a conference call at work. Now I'm on mute, laughing alone at my desk. "Lemon-AIDS" ftw.
natabee13
I didn't fully comprehend it until I read your comment lol
Thunderbuckus
When did Insanity Wolf turn into Bad Idea Wolf...?
MetaphoricalFox
you never got it, did you?
toomuchkentucky
Now I need to find an airplane with WiFi
drfsupercenter
A lot of them have it now, but it's incredibly slow and not free. :(
Splurt
Some of those are gold.
thatclimbingguy
MAKE IT HAIL!
HandsomeSwede
And some of them are fucking lame.
Silencor
Sorry you got downvoted; I agree.
HandsomeSwede
They're just imaginary internet points, but yeah. These are supposed to be absolutely fucking insane, not lukewarm and harmless.
LurkersGottaLurk
Needs more murder and rape. In that order
Summersky
Some of these are white with black outline.
thatclimbingguy
oh youuuuu
Summersky
flassk
emceebreadfriend
Does Anyone Else Hear The Power-Thirst Voice When They Read These? http://www.freewebs.com/hayden0357/powerthirst2copypd6.png
misswallflower
Oh God! You're right...
thorbatestogirls
Yes. BWUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
natabee13
"Step in to shower ... turn shower on" that's just madness.
drinkerofbleach
I don't get it
trajan62
when the water first starts it's really cold
KeepItTightButthole
That was the my favorite on here. Brilliant.
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TimberKataG
No you are not, sir!
striporama
nope, I do it as well
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I do it too.
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
You want to blow a rape whistle? I always wanted to fuck a squeaky toy.
rylecx
Am I the only one that hears the captions as someone yelling?
pyradacor
inb4"rape is never funny!"... oh wait, they won't post here. It's "insanity wolf", so it's different.
LearnedCoward
Dressing up as a little girl and raping pedobear is always funny.
flounderflound
Why are people downvoting this?
LearnedCoward
Because rape is never funny, I guess. Not even symbolic rape that turns the tables on a symbolic villain.
flounderflound
I laughed - just thought you should know.
IEndLives
I was gonna make a rape joke, but it seemed fucking forced
MYNAMEISCATBUGWHATSYOURS
ZebraCockSandwich
it means hes blowing himself while driving.
MYNAMEISCATBUGWHATSYOURS
i know :) but thanks anyways
ZebraCockSandwich
LOL ok just makin' sure XD
surinamebokmal
Hey I didn't know, so thanks for the info.
MoonFairy4
Am I the only one who steps in the shower and then turns it on? Seriously?
ifeellikefloating
you're hardcore
MoonFairy4
Thanks. I'm feeling pretty bad-ass today. Woo hoo.
ifeellikefloating
and MoonFairy4 is a pretty badass name too :P
MoonFairy4
I know, right?
capslockadvices
PLOT TWIST: LIVING IN TROPICAL COUNTRY AND NO NEED FOR HOT WATER
MoonFairy4
Nope. Sadly, I'm in the midwest of the US where it was 0 degrees Fahrenheit this morning. :/
DylanHallUSA
I wanna try the cocaine challenge...
AirlineGeek
No, no you don't.
kauttadnd
Well it doesn't sound that bad to be honest. :D
biltmore
"Listens to audio book, on SHUFFLE" freaking nuts.
LaikaLou
If it's "The Sound and The Fury" it makes no difference.
SharpSponge
takes the cake for me
iFarmGolems
Couldn't stop laughing at this
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
I did that once. BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY?!
freedomvillagehookups
my absolute favorite
OMGWUTLOL
Na, I'm just not feeling this one. In theory, funny. But the delivery does flow with the rest of them.
mollyImalone
"Goes to aggressive porn site, share on Facebook" killed me
RaiXira
"Audiobook/shuffle" and "cinnamon challenge with cocaine" did it for me lol
GoEliManning
It's a reference to a Nick Thune joke from his Comedy Central standup. Funny dude
cousteau
But... but the text/shadow color is reversed!
HillOfBeans
I think it makes it insanity-er.
Churts
My housemate did this to me. It did not result in a pleasant exchange as one might expect.
VladThePoker
I think this is the best one of all: http://memeguy.com/photo/82046/foul-bachelor-frog-
RomeoSniper
Probably not the best day to do this one but it was always my favorite: http://imgur.com/VWPlHQX
VyctorSaturday
My favorite: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/dd/dd9e826db823314156d4ed3a4e93157c105960c1cabf14e45685771a1c04944a.jpg
joetheshmo
first time i've seen this one thanks +1
VyctorSaturday
Happy to share :)
velociraptorfarmer
I was going to post this, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's seen it. +1
imnotafrackintoaster
You're right, this is the best one. They were all great examples, but this one made me LOL I didn't quite ROFL though.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Mine was I think scumbag Stacey in a t shirt saying"I have the pussy I make the rules" and insanity wolf "I HAVE THE DICK I MAKE THE RAPE":P
lodemai
I loved every single one of these... And then you were the icing on the cake. +1
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Was that choice of words intentional?
irlmaks
Sperm. Sperm is the icing you are talking about.
feyrband
KeytarPlatypus
My favorite: http://m.memegen.com/r4mf2l.jpg
LearnedCoward
Ow fuck!
VanSticks
acme64
thank god i was sitting when reading that.
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
D:
thecanadianwhoatethemoose
One that actually made me cringe.
Jesusberry
Oh Jesus *cringe*
imgurishowigetmyjokes
SAAAAAAME!
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Spritespritesprite
Is that a real wolf or a hybrid
PublicRelations
Hybrid
aneightstorytallcrustaceanfromthepaleozoicera
http://imgur.com/RPHpIR7
1Rogue
Insanity Wolf looks to be a subspecies of wolf, as for which, potentially Lycaon (Eastern) wolf. Eyes are slightly off for that species tho
MustBeTheMusic
tbh it hasn't even been 24 hours and the wolf hybrid thing is getting old :/
AWdeV
Partially because of the wankers going "I GOT YOUR REFERENCE D00DE GIEV UPVOATES".
MustBeTheMusic
That, too lol
TieLur
That comma seems wrong to me...
Bennybones
Don't fill it with the diesel and we won't need to find out.
zxchxrymrk
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/golf-clap.gif
ICantBelieveNobodySaidThisYet
I think these comments will always be funny
SometimesIsayfunnyshit
http://imgur.com/3BlhYw7
AnalFistingIsAReligion
Stop
prattleassassin
Hybrid Sanity Wolf gives half-sane advice, so you be the judge.
madeforthiscommentonly
No, he gives fully insane advice, but for twice as long on one tank.
capslockadvices
HYBRID SANITY WOLF GAVE INSANE BUT DERPY ADVICE. BECAUSE OF INCEST
sdlabs
igotthatreference.exe
hazzmatron
CLICKS ON IT ANYWAY
GoodTofuFriday
plus one for exe
WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
NOBODY steps in the shower before turning it on.
LadyAzrael
But...that's the only way I shower....
WhiterThanWonderBread
I do. I enjoy that refreshing jolt.
ascratch
I have a handy dandy handheld shower head. So I just take it down before I turn it on.
Smayds
You take it down, you say? And what's this about being turned on?
Rimjobber
I do... Is that not normal?
SuomiOnHyva
I just go in and turn it on full cold blast. But I live in one of the hottest cities in the world which helps
Slotherin
I do.... -_-
lesbianyellowsourfruit
my husband does and it drives me crazy. (though he turns on the water first to temp, then steps in and turns on the shower head)
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I do. And then I take the shower head down and hold it away from me. I have an irrational fear of slipping in the shower if I try to >>>
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
do it the other way around. I didn't know people did it that way until I was an adult.
Bhargo
I do, never really thought about doing it any other way
pokemonoverlord3000
it was a fatal accident
xrazorbladex
i used to, until i learned a better way. i think its darwinism
WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
Yup
AGoodDalek
I do, until I started coming to imgur i didn't know there was any other way to do it. But I still do.
prancingcoatrack
I have, right in the blast of the spray. I laugh in the face of danger! Hahhahahahaaaaaa!
justjessblog
My hubby does. He is not normal.
mrlemonofbanana
Also, NOBODY blinded me and NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition.
butwhyareallthenamesgone
I do.
Chrisboy
I do. I back away for the first 5 seconds
SerialKitten666
I do. I guess some of us are just THAT manly.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I do....
WhereLBJsNutsHang
(I just stand in the back)
soukmania
I did this morning. Ice cold. Then perfect warmth. Then burning hell. Never found the perfect balance again.
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
I've never done it any other way... Oops
TheElectronicsFella
I do, I just duck during the initial cold phase.
WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
Haha that just flashed back to my childhood before I used to let it warm up before hopping in.
Cinnomanpoptartsarethebestpoptarts
Logical people would let it heat up BEFORE stepping in.
DeadlyRicochet
So you're supposed to use warm water? :o
WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
This guy.
BlueberrySloth
I do, I just point the shower head away from me till it's warm.
rickystarband
uep
Palfrost
my hero (so I didn't have to write it)
BionicBanana
Exactly what i do, and curl up in one corner waiting for it to get warm
Shitstick
That's how I do it too.
TheTimper
How else would you do it?
LetsSeeHowThisGoes
yeah pretty much.
Flurra
Same!!
neverassumenormality
I... I thought I was the only one...
BlueberrySloth
It would appear that you are not.