And i helped!

May 15, 2026 9:21 PM

MadJuansReturn

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THATS NO SHRIMP

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've just eaten and now I'm hungry again.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah. Cook fried rice.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dude knows what the WOK he’s doing

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Its solid enough. I'll give u the uppy arrow

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks google translate. This makes tons of sense.......

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly I got the same result?? Maybe that's actually what it says lol

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ngl im above par cook, not great but I do pretty decent. Gf got me by a larger margin though. But likely I dont want help when im cooking, and surely dont want her over my shoulder (I hate that in all aspects of life. Fuck flock). If I want/need it ill let yah no, but as the kids say "let me cook." My dumplings taste delicious, but they LOOK ugly as sin lol

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you are the person in the kitchen who has the idea in the first place to cook... you're chef. You can enlist people or tell them to fuck off at your whim! Yeah definitely not a great cook myself but I've had that with my brother before. Like fuck off dude you've worked BoH before, I have a lot of hot things and sharp things and food I don't wanna burn, so you should know i already told you not to help me! I'll ask if I need help 😠 it's too many cooks my dude

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want one of those jet afterburner/running water top sink/stoves so bad! My wife is being a complete asshole about everything from the cost to the total kitchen remodel. No pleasing that woman!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That guy deserves a raise

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wheres the soy sauce? Didn't seem like he add any? It looked like seasome oil

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she ever stops nodding all food will go bad....

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are people who can make a meal, and those that can cook.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank God she was there

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't take my eyes off the headcrab simmering in the pot

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The corrosive blood gives it that little extra tang that makes it far superior to your run-of-the-mill chicken stock ;)

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, no, you said "headcrab" and not "facehugger!" FUCK! MY BIT'S RUINED!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did she really help? What do you think? v

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So an egg fried that rice?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DESIRE ALL THE MSG!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More MSG you slut. I want to feel so full for 15 minutes.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good lord above I could devour all three servings of that, rice in all forms is delectable..

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She’s doing a real live reaction video.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck i want egg fried rice now

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew shrimp were not frying that rice. We have been lied to.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've just eaten and now I'm hungry again.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is it things like this are
A. Faster than you could ever do it
B. Better than you could ever do it and
C. More enjoyable that you could ever do it and
D.. This is some average Thursday afternoon for him

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

God I would have loved a chef with a sense of humor. All my chefs were fuckin dictators.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30th time I see this. Still funny

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Don't fuck the rice. Make love to the rice.

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Confucius say

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have found that fingerbanging the rice is also acceptable.

Seriously though, people spend a lot of time talking up how delicate you have to be with rice. You don't, really.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

trainee's method is probably less strain on the elbow

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But more on the hips.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mom is less strain on the elbow.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've worked with a few wok wizards. There's nothing more entertaining when its slow to watch them work. Watch them wok. Whatever its just plain entertainment. Here's a silly

3 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

She seems nice.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Something about her eyes feels uncanny valley. Like they're a little too big. I can't tell if she's pretty or horrifying.

3 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

she's definitely wearing contacts, but also she's purposefully making weird facial expressions. It's the unnatural motion from the cut frames that makes it look uncanny.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I know big/wide eyes are a beauty standard in a lot of asian countries. There’s a fairly common(?) beauty routine where women push their upper eyelids up into the eye socket with a special tool and literally glue them open. It’s not permanent or (AFAIK) dangerous, and doesn’t affect their ability to blink except maybe making them need to do it more often.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asian_bl">asty">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asian_blepharoplasty and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_contact_lens

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ai face filter

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I feel an instinctive urge to attack her... how unsettling.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's more frames cut from editing. Cuz it seems sped up. I ain't no expertologist

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Her shirt says "I did that" and he is her son.

3 months ago | Likes 295 Dislikes 14

Visual family trees in Japan must be confusing as shit. "That's my daughter, that's my mother.. no wait.. That's my mother, that's my daughter, and that's your cousin Vicky, and that's Jerry, and Jerry's mother... sorry Jerry's sister..."

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

seriously though,
街の電気屋の娘 = "the town electrician's daughter"
こぶつ屋小牧店 = "Kobutsuya Komaki (that's her) store"

3 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

こぶつ屋 is commonly known as a used goods or thrift shop in American English. 電気屋 is also not an electrician, but an electronics merchant/store.

This shirt has to be a pop culture reference I don't know, it doesn't make sense even if you translate it.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

yes, 古物 are second-hand goods and she does have such a store in 小牧市, so that's her internet name

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for those curious: what it actually says is "Daughter of the neighborhood electronics man. Komaki Antique Dealer"

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*nod nod nod nod nod nod thumbs up nod nod nod*

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is your username the code for the time bubble from Futurama? Or is it from something else?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably their birth year: 1984

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have guessed she is the daughter.

3 months ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 0

She’s cute

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I made that completely up.

3 months ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 3

I like this kind of behaviour.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it is. Google Translate says "The daughter of the town's electrician Kofutsuya Komaki Store" tho that looks like gas not electric

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

it's: "Daughter of the neighborhood electronics man. Komaki Antique Dealer". It's completely unrelated, probably because she's a social media personality put there to promote her brand on a more popular channel.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Uhm daaamn

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How did that come out of that?

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Elasticity.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thought or the food? One walked through my brain the other got fried in a wok.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Apparently newly born children are very small, and they add material to their bones and skin over time to become larger.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

idk sounds fake

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking LOVE msg. I used to be able to buy it at HEB. No longer sell it because people are fucking stupid and do not know the history of the bet that vilified it.

3 months ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

It's used in absolutely everything in the philippines, they buy it in boxes of little yellow packets or big bottles of the powder.. called "Magic Sarap", and it is truly magically delicious

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

recent news in Oz is that MSG has been taken off all the "bad for you" lists.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It was only ever on them because restaurant owners got spooked by the rising popularity of chinese food and sought to discredit it by appealing to a racist narrative that the food was fundamentally unwholesome.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Go to whatever grocery store is near you, look for a spice called "Accent". It comes in a white bottle and is MSG. I buy mine at Walmart because fuck food prices.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can get it on Amazon. I use it in so much shit. It’s great

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you live near Pearland Hong Kong Market carries it

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s where my soon- to-be ex husband is from.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can get it at Bulk barn

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Literally just bought some from HEB….

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have access to asian supermarkets, they'll have it. If not then usually their chicken stock power has quite a bit of MSG too.

MSG is good in moderation, too much and I get really dry mouth and thirst for hours...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was able to buy it at HEB like... last month?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Semi related: I used to buy Julio's chips at HEB. Seasoned with MSG and other spices. Now I just buy a huge bag of HEB's cheaper unsalted tortilla chips and a can of Julio's seasoning to do it myself. So good. HEB also has a habit of just completely ceasing to carry items from time to time. Soon as you get hooked, they're either gone completely or just gone from your area.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Sage advice sir, my family LOVES those damn chips and this sounds like a cheap alternative. You don't need anything additional to get the seasoning to attach?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're usually still heavily oil coated when I get them so it sticks. Guess you could heat them first.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooooh you're talking about the fresh tortilla chips from the bakery. Got it. Thanks man!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Did it with my favorite honey mustard ever. Was fan fucking tastic. Came in a tall hexagonal jar. Black lid. I cant remember the name.

Better to have loved and lost, than never loved at all?

FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU!

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You cant find "Accent" seasoning? Its just msg only more expensive than Ajinomoto brand

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just go to hmart. That have more selection then i know what to do with

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I buy MSG at my local Asian market but I realize not everyone has access to that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s called “Accent”

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes they do...accent. I bought some like a month ago.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wakes up the flavor.

https://youtu.be/S5-t-YjoWs4?si=owtG3G5-_P8Md1jA

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You still can, but maybe not in the purest form. Go to a carribean or west indian store and ask for Maggi masala or agino moto or ahki. They ought to have the Chinese or Indian versions, if not the purer African version. I prefer more natural versions such as roasted kelp and other flavourants such as high, but to each their own. Even Walmart has packets of maggi magic masala in the ethnic aisles

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid auto-correct. I meant *hing, not high, also known as asafoetida or ferrula resin, the origin of the floral herb in the lowlands of middle east somewhere

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Not even by the name brand Accent?

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Nope. I am sad.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They sell it at walmart.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kroger typically has accent

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, mine still has accent

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They HEB I used to live by still has it https://www.heb.com/product-detail/ac-cent-msg-flavor-enhancer-4-5-oz/143625

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where you at! 3 by me on south side of Houston is a no go. One always has it listed but it is never in-stock

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're on the south side of Houston there are a decent number of asian markets within 15-20 minutes of you (depending on how far south) that you can get it from

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pflugerville

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is crazy. MSG is amazing. I work at a high end grocery store that doesnt sell MSG or products containing it on the label. Its fucking stupid because these hippies love it and the stuff its in. They just dont want to see MSG on the label. Call it fermented yeast extract or mushroom extract and they go gaga for it. But its just rebranded MSG. its an organic compound thats found in everything delicious.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hey, what can ya say? People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals. Once something gets vilified, with or without good reason, it stays that way for quite a while.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Never forget, people are fucking scared and stupid.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I picked up a small bag not long ago, never used it before and I’m excited to try

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Put it in anything. Makes it instant Michelin star quality.

Not really, but good god are spaghettios sexy with a couple dashes of msg

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0