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C141Clay
https://imgur.com/TIsJsxH
OaksParcel
On what stupid website is an upvote a red arrow?
C141Clay
Oh Yeah... https://imgur.com/OiUKQN0
LostAmiga
bezobzira
selfies are SALE signs
sarmalander
... But the sperm and eggs are an advertisement for your DNA
imgurismylyfe
But what if you don't want children?
capughe
In modern ethics, you are a valued member of humanity. In evolutionary biology, you are a worthless mistake combination of chemicals.
imgurismylyfe
Well, shit. It's akin to a backhanded compliment.
Linif
Isn't the brain technically the marketing department? So by firing them...
shinagami091
toneman238
Negative. We are meat popsicles.
PsychicSpider
That explains why so many people seem to have a stick up their ass...
DedPegasus
At least we are in the North East
GilgaMensch
Accounting is an asshole, does not allow any investments into marketing :|
MrRandom314159
Yeah, let's get fired up!
Epiderminator
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/advanced_technology.png
valen00
Your marketing department don't want to get sued for false advertising
IBuiltAFreakingArk
That would hurt, firing your marketing department
tommyf107
TheFawxGuy
Lmao ahh I can relate
PersonalDildo
Location location location?
Paasimus
Nether region?
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
https://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE
UserNameChecksOut8
Oh
wellnoshit
Walmart
ronseph
Street corner
Malak224
Developers developers developers!
Angrynortherner
https://youtu.be/nhVJhRhJbJE
iTand
@beaugeek3 you're advertising department is on point. Give them a raise :P
bezobzira
weight loss posts would be 50 % off
UnsavoryCommenter
It’s a numbers game baby
Tyreezie
Blame the construction crew for giving them a shite office.
LadyLucky26
Lol. Now that's funny.
DoctorSpaceDog
PUPPETS OF THE IMMORTAL GERM LINE
thisisnodrill
Ah, but that isn't completely true. Some people don't have kids and they get to enjoy their bodies without DNA goals. Fuck evolution!
SeriousCloud
Advertisement, delivery, production and storage.
IAmAHollow
Technically we're all just complex machines that exist to replicate DNA as prolifically as possible
zombiejedediah
Now you're just being selfish
Kovahjin
A few percentage points one way or the other and he could be shell fish.
Cyaphas
(I’m doing my part.gif) wtf imgur?
nigglemaster
I said I'm not having kids, mom. Stop asking.
downvoteacct
And to think I toss away my DNA on a daily basis.
DoctorSpaceDog
not even your DNA, but the germ cell DNA.
IAmAHollow
False, in fact it takes a full set of DNA to create the full organism that then produces germ cells.
DoctorSpaceDog
But no information from that full organism transfers to the gametes.
IAmAHollow
Gametes are literally created by the organism mate, not sure what you're trying to say here.
31indy
Phenotypes and replicators.
Chev8t8
So my only biological purpose is to create sperm, which eventually creates more sperm? So i'm literally wasting my life when i jack off...
IAmAHollow
Close, you exist to create more DNA. Kids are only a bi-product of that, as they are necessary to continue replication.
The701
Human brain & spinal cord: Looks like a gigantic sperm cell.
Koshunae
Well we suck at it, really. Viruses do this much more efficiently than we do.
IAmAHollow
Human cells only make up roughly 30% of the cells in our body. We've dramatically benefitted from viruses.
notinthemoodforpickingusernames
Indeed, considering they make us do it for them.
SirPelvisJohnwood
Those dang selfish genes.
harshtarg
technically, we exist BY replicating DNA. ascribing purpose to it implies an overarching value structure that simply isn't present.
IAmAHollow
Incorrect, we exist as a result of DNA replication. It really is just a self-replicating molecule run amok for billions of years.
harshtarg
You and the DNA are just noise, cosmically. Your DNA can't make value judgments, only stumble into more efficient self-reinforcing... 1/2
harshtarg
patterns. To say "we exist to replicate DNA" suggests agency the DNA molecule simply doesn't have.
realbrickwall
Not true. A good portion of it is devoted to production, storage, and maintenance of reproductive material as well.
B99Reactions
which can be a good walking living ad
dieselpwrd
I suck at supply chain management, this explains everything.
Passerhybrid
Yes, but is still all, in the end, an advertisement for your genes.
C141Clay
...It's a niche market... https://imgur.com/LadyOG3
TielKiri
Not really! Like that's a big portion of it, but coca-cola doesn't just advertise coke, it produces, stores, and transports it, too!
Passerhybrid
In biology at least, the reason genes build organisms is solely for the purpose of propagating themselves. Hence - why we have bodies.
TielKiri
Yeah but they wanna propagate themselves, not just advertise it. Advertising seriously helps that, but so too does maintaining the-
TielKiri
body and several other things. And those things aren't devoted to advertisement, they're just devoted to the same thing as advertisement.
StylesRockman
So, you’re saying my body is a factory that produces disappointment
C141Clay
You keep trying, you're a hero... https://imgur.com/ooDheuw
realbrickwall
And spends a disproportionate amount of its budget on poorly-done advertisement, yes.
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/JCw0coz
MarioPoppins
And produces massive amounts of waste
luckycatnutcracker
timetogetthepoopknife.jpg
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Comment
EqualOpportunityRacist
Link to noods
LunarApocalypse
I agree
Septiformus
TheGIF as a response
SolarPolarBear
Reply stating your name
SarcasticJack
Witnessed.gif
Rawmeat95
Forced pun.
SolarPolarBear
Reply with +1
poorwhitetrash
Trolling ackshually comment.
onlypeterdinklage
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Reference.
CptRobotNinja
There is no weakness in this dojo
GuyNamedSean
Reply
Philipthecat
Demand for source
Mynameishug
Dot
yourmememanJake
Source
SweepTheLegsJohnny
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BigDaddyJack
Thank
SolarPolarBear
GIF reply showing joy
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Stealing the GIF.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
Upvote this GIF.
0oF00Do0
THE GIF
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Noting it is still up after x amount of time.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Witness him!
DanTheReactionMan
Name of poster
Seizethegap
Fury Road upvote gif