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Roune
Walk in front of a bus
sindail
Get out of bed?
Type17
The real question is what should you do this year that you'll be delighted about in 2066?
Centroid
Check on my little sister and find my mom.
whiskeywonka
95, I would buy more stocks and hold on to them a lot longer, only sell em when they split.
djhash
Go hug my dad.
solrev
Get the Szechuan sauce.
BobJohnsonOwait
Go see Goldeneye in the theater for the first time again.
jalcantara88127001
Cum
AWarningToOthers
Go on a five mile run like I use to down on the beach.
Kilo11
Buy apple stock and eventually bitcoin
sekanna
Invest in Apple because in 95 Mac's were terrible and it was in the tank. Disney too.
LuciusNeedful
Go Pixars. Toy Story came out in 95, and later Pixars was bought by Disney, with the agreement that Pixars execs replaced most of Disneys'. Then go for shares conversion during the take over.
iPez
would buy pokemon red and blue and instead keep both, give one to my little brother so we play togheter.
IronMagnus
Login to IRC and say what's up to my Doom/Quake friends.
LuciusNeedful
And go back to trolling PC noobs on Battle Net by telling them they can fix their lag by hitting 'alt' + 'F4' That never got old.
YpsilantiRomani
Go get diagnosted with ADHD, and learn how to do school
kurastwolf
Be 6 years old and still unable to vote until Obama runs for office and suffer the same exact timeline until I off myself. No reruns appreciated of this TV series.
azimir
Dang. Back to school. Get up at 6:30am and hike my butt into class. This time I might actually do my homework, though. Oh, and enjoy having working joints. Plus, all that money stuff people here are fixated on.
ThanosDei
Invest in Apple and Microsoft.
ProfFurryPaws
ebay and amazon, get in on the ground floor
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
they were not public until 97 and 98. that's two to three years to invest in something else to bank some coin. you need to go after the big picture. you need to bank at least 7 and a half million and beat Elon to Tesla and Peter Theil to Facebook in 2004
MagicChickens
Bitcoin
sekanna
Nah, MS was riding high then. Windows 95 had them coasting. You invest in MS in 2001 when ME was out.
anender
Naw, buy-in during 2013 @ $21.25. Do the house flip thing in 2005-2008. Short banks before the crash, buy banks after the crash, with the money you want in your Roth (no BTC in Roths till 2014). Obv, buy BTC early. But cash out, so you don't become a BTC kidnap victim. Do houses again 2013. Netflix crash, re-buy-in.
SpicyGoober
I'm lost on this. Microsoft stock was much lower in 95. You'd have way more if you invested in it then vs 2001
sekanna
Guess I mis-remembered
BlastyMcBlastblast
'95 is probably just in time to save my school buddy from dying of leukemia a few years later, so i'd probably do that.
Iplaybadguys
Ask for puberty blockers, save every goddamn cent I can get my hands on, move of Texas in 8 years
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Hell yeah!
SteveTheEgg
So I am 9? Probably hug my mom and cry over the terrible dream I had.
Rodltwo
Same…. :,-(
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
If it's this time of year, 1995, I'd only just be starting to grow in my mom's womb, so...
Sensiblyinteresting
A large % of people in America will never be home owners because they were too busy being in the womb when they should have been buying a house.
delpharseven
No handouts, should pull themselves up by their own umbilical cord.
LuciusNeedful
I tried--didn't work. Ended up with what doctors call a nuchal strangulation. I almost died during birth.
chumpacabra
Lick my balls (in this hypothetical I'm a dog)
delpharseven
Somehow prevent the assassination of Yitzhak Rabin.
SandyTentaclez
Depends. If I keep awareness: stab mt dad. At that age im not liable for murder.... then probably see where it goes.
FreshmeatDK
My homework, so I had majored in physics instead of history of science.
beenbannedb4
Run to my mom and let her know how much I love her and how much I appreciate everything she's done for me; tell her she doesn't need to worry about me because I will be alright. Yes, she's gone now.
SarahTheEverlame
horsetuna
Call CPS on my mom
LuciusNeedful
VulcanTourist
Deal with Donald Trump and Stephen Miller before it's too late.
JCstormz
can't ignore steve bannon - literal architect of this madness
VulcanTourist
In truth it would be a LONG list. Even if Bannon had never existed, someone else would have risen to fill the vacuum.
Kilo11
Without changing anything about the system that birthed them? You'll make zero impact
Sensiblyinteresting
You could probably stop some how prevent the 2007 writers strike and stop trump from ever being president
VulcanTourist
It's the same system that birthed you. Careful what you wish for.
Kilo11
Ill take the risk
Okebel
In this case, i'm pretty sure "deal" is an euphemism for another four letter word.
anender
Get Epstein, Putin and Netanyahu, while you're at it.
VulcanTourist
Don't worry, we'll have enough poké balls.
BenderRodriguz1010
All of the above. Also talk to Robin Williams.
VulcanTourist
And Carl Sagan.
anender
Well, minus collecting your autographs, not much to be done there. Robin? An intervention might've given us more decades.
BenderRodriguz1010
Exactly.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
There was no way to intervene with Robin Williams. He did what he did because he was in the late stages of Lewy Body Dementia and was just done. It was tragic, but only avoidable in the sense that he should have had compassionate assistance rather than being left to handle it himself. I thought the mentions of him and Sagan were just about spending some time, not attempting to solve anything.
anender
With what money? You're making $7/hr
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
I was making $7.50/hr, thank you very much. I'd also be incredibly angry at being back in college and knowing what my next 30 years were going to be like.
whiskeywonka
Maybe you were making 7/hr in 95, I was making much more
anender
Then yeah, you shoulda been wiser with it. :D
whiskeywonka
My lifestyle at the time was not cheap and there was always another 10k next week.
anender
Always amazes me that people making boatloads of money won't put away a reasonable amount in case circumstances change. Leads to freedom from having to keep grinding, any health issues, and everything else.
whiskeywonka
I did have savings. I walked away from the life I had.