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http://www.newsweek.com/airline-denies-its-flight-attendants-held-orgy-despite-video-naked-romp-850795
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http://www.newsweek.com/airline-denies-its-flight-attendants-held-orgy-despite-video-naked-romp-850795
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
the story makes it seem like it was onboard a plane but it was apparently in a hotel.
Wekey
Wasn' me
JediSayRelax
Maybe someone should post the video of the alleged orgy so we can be judges for ourselves?
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
Okay, it took place in a hotel room... kind of misleading title/photo/caption
starcke
I've been told, at least in the past, there was frequent sex between flight crew.
PuckerUpButtercup
So what? They were in a hotel room. That's comparable to trying to get fast-food workers off the clock in privacy into trouble.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i’m more shocked that there were enough straight male flight attendants to make an orgy happen.
jbruns7
Taking the Shaggy defense, I like it!
Caniac
Picture this we were both buck naked, banging on the flight deck floor
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Wasn't me
Youts
MISLEADING TITLE IS CLICKBAIT SHIT.
koldfusion
Caps lock is on https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/airline-forced-deny-cabin-crew-12213170
thorfx
Disappointed, this is not the link to the video!
reesareesa
The link will try to download a file to your system. Don't click the sauce.
Chereazi
One way to get attention for your airline I guess...
MarshallDaemon
This is probably why the Dalian Express did not dock in Savannah in a timely manner. "Ship delays."
bettyreckless
Wouldn’t that be considered a gang bang and not an orgy if there wasn’t more women involved?
ruferto
at a 2:1 guy-girl ratio its still grudgingly an orgy
bettyreckless
Ahhh ok. From what I was told that was considered a devils threeway.
Jakethesnake357
So um, let's see them videos
foampants
As long as I get my drinks on time and in a sanitary manner, they should get to suck as many dicks as they want in their free time.
ObliviousStranger
Awwe I missed the fun! I was on a China Easter flight from Shanghai to Canada a month ago!
Scave
I’ve flown China eastern, excellent service.
copingcabana
TTIUWP (This thread is useless without pictures)
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
I need to rethink my airline choices
darksidetaino
Cock block airlines one orgy at a time
DaShanghaiKid
I need that video.
Tunisia
Hazel's been busy.
firecartier
I should spoil this story, but im not going to... Yes I am, the orgy took place in a hotel not a plane
treatymeaty
Why is this news if they want to have an orgy in a hotel room let them have an orgy in a hotel room that's what hotel rooms are for
StreetHawk95
Censors will furiously wipe the content from the web within China. The government will erase the participants
goochpapadopolis575
Must have been headed to Bangkok...
yharon
darksidetaino
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I hear one night there will make a hard man humble.
Smayds
It was either there, or Iceland, or the Philippines, or Hastings.
Caniac
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
I'd let you watch. I would invite you. But the queens we use would not excite you.
greetingspeasants
Need link of the videos for a work for school please
printcraft
Your in flight meal choices are either sausage or a fish basket.
wadenelson1
I remember now. I had the lasagna.
deskrubbit
Dammit! I ordered fish. WTF.
Smayds
I think they screwed up my order.
windexismygravy
*on
Smayds
That seems like an awfully messy thing to do.
windexismygravy
...when in Rome...
DjNeHi
United should take notes. Stop beating people up and start beating them off. Customer satisfaction will shoot way up.
robboscouse10
Doggie style instead of doggie murder.
darksidetaino
I see ur a man of culture as well
pterodactylptime
"Beating them off" is such a funny phrase to me
gwhh
Right on
Flexster74
All over the cabin.....
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Phrasing still a thing? No? Okay.
TheStealthHippopotamus
It would hit the roof!!
goochpapadopolis575
It'll also shoot way out...
wadenelson1
I don't know what you mean. United has been fucking their customers for years.
chefy03
klucky
2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
HumanDiscoBall
I take it no one actually read the article? The orgy was in a hotel room in Madrid. Misleading title is misleading :-/
darksidetaino
Someone's pants got misled
Foopfoop
I had a image of a rocking airbus in my head. Thanks for the let down.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Yeah I was disappointed too. =/
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Right? And who even cares, if they're not banging on the plane let them have their orgy. Damn.
lfrdwork
I would assume the scandal would come in if a prostitution ring or power dynamic was being implied.
HumanDiscoBall
"FUCK OFF I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND MY OWN LIMBS IN THIS SEA OF SWEATY FLESH JEEZ" - some chinese flight attendant
skincancerisfun
Guessing the source wasn't invited, but ITS NOT LIKE HE WANTED TO GO ANYWAY! dumb stupid orgy
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
How does one even approach the topic of an orgy to a co-worker much have them all in on it
FlyingButtPliers
Step 1, be attractive. Combine with traveling to exotic places, and other young attractive coworkers.
Youts
this is why the internet is full of idiots. No one reads the article anymore. Such click bait. Even the caption when you click the article.
kruug
Also why it’s full of fake news. No one cares the verify.
SneakEFoxxe
Oh for sure the orgy isn’t a big deal. The stupid part is that the company is denying it’s existence instead of just saying that
HumanDiscoBall
Right??? just.. shrug it off and say "they were off the clock, what the fuck do we care"
danishjuggler21
A flight attendant orgy is awesome regardless of where it happens
semicharmedmuse
Ex-flight attendant. Can confirm.
Foopfoop
Stories? Stories!
Banana4kale
Click bait, I was trying to work out the mechanics
mrcatpoop
Tried reading but kept winning amazon cards
i336
Late but I had to reply anyway because this is the best reaction to spam I've ever seen
DaisyDog10
I hate that shit!
saintofchaoticgood
Ditto... glad to know I’m not alone