Feb 5, 2017 12:22 PM
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
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ISayFuckAllTheTime
That'll be a bloody good bah-gle.
fourkingbaker
Life Hack?
AGirlNamedFred
blunte
True Story, we had a guy do this in the kitchen. I don't know if he didn't understand bagels or just wanted to go home.
PR3DAT0R616
nahoval
Still waiting for gif to load...
Jenesuiscomprendpas
Don't do this because the bagel will cut your finger.
Earan
You guys don't rotate bagels as you cut them?
RandyTheGreat
Love the username
elromio
I actualy do this, just dont push to hard
TheBlueGenie
Or center the knife between your thumb and fingers...you know what keep on trucking, I pray thee never injure yourself lol
Lordb0xman
Dear gods make this stop. It is soooooo fucking never racking.
annfranksbhole
But can you put your dick in it
akah0mer
Honest life hack...
mojokitty65
cringeworthy!
MissSpelledTattoo
Finger trough
Mengmoshu
I did this as a kid. Can't even see a scar, but it bled quite a bit for a hand injury. Got some on the bagel :(
CaptCraazy
MFW i read your username
StarchLord
Instructions unclear; dick is now stuck in toaster.
1elephant
Only works for less than a baker's dozen
YouLoveThat
Before i read the title i thought this was a donut
ohcrummybuttons
I'm a frequent offender with the bagel knife. I only buy the precut ones now.
MrRandom314159
And if you update to iphone wave, you can charge it in the microwave.
LittleAldy
pls no
BlueDucktape
Onetime i actually cut the shit out of my finger cutting a bagel
malikcarr
It's a bread knife! They're not that sharp! Just saw slowly and take your finger out when you feel the metal, it shouldn't really cut you :/
macron696
High four!
dargaman
I have a scar on my thumb from doing this
gotchasucka
This could be considered both a hack and a tip.
pudf
You clever devil
FiliBFOS
a "tip hack," if you will.
haha, yes!
Cut to the point
Predacane35
Only if the tip comes off.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Took me a while to get this joke:
Sugarcrotch
so you used the wrong finger 3 times in a row? well at least you learned your lesson
bpetersen
Sir davos
oo0ORB0oo
I would have said I can only eat one more before I start to use my other hand
bugeyetex
Username checks out
akumanotane
Sorry about that, captain hang-ten
BEARDEDLEM0N
Hang loose brah
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Give him a Stavi goodbye!
BlueCrocs
mkfraiche
obligatory
NotABadLookingNarcissist
http://imgur.com/soxfGDj
dudestream
I'm disappointed he still has fingers
DanthePolishman
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ISayFuckAllTheTime
That'll be a bloody good bah-gle.
fourkingbaker
Life Hack?
AGirlNamedFred
blunte
True Story, we had a guy do this in the kitchen. I don't know if he didn't understand bagels or just wanted to go home.
PR3DAT0R616
nahoval
Still waiting for gif to load...
Jenesuiscomprendpas
Don't do this because the bagel will cut your finger.
Earan
You guys don't rotate bagels as you cut them?
RandyTheGreat
Love the username
elromio
I actualy do this, just dont push to hard
TheBlueGenie
Or center the knife between your thumb and fingers...you know what keep on trucking, I pray thee never injure yourself lol
Lordb0xman
Dear gods make this stop. It is soooooo fucking never racking.
annfranksbhole
But can you put your dick in it
akah0mer
Honest life hack...
mojokitty65
cringeworthy!
MissSpelledTattoo
Finger trough
Mengmoshu
I did this as a kid. Can't even see a scar, but it bled quite a bit for a hand injury. Got some on the bagel :(
CaptCraazy
MFW i read your username
StarchLord
Instructions unclear; dick is now stuck in toaster.
1elephant
Only works for less than a baker's dozen
YouLoveThat
Before i read the title i thought this was a donut
ohcrummybuttons
I'm a frequent offender with the bagel knife. I only buy the precut ones now.
MrRandom314159
And if you update to iphone wave, you can charge it in the microwave.
LittleAldy
pls no
BlueDucktape
Onetime i actually cut the shit out of my finger cutting a bagel
malikcarr
It's a bread knife! They're not that sharp! Just saw slowly and take your finger out when you feel the metal, it shouldn't really cut you :/
macron696
High four!
dargaman
I have a scar on my thumb from doing this
gotchasucka
This could be considered both a hack and a tip.
pudf
You clever devil
FiliBFOS
a "tip hack," if you will.
gotchasucka
haha, yes!
MissSpelledTattoo
Cut to the point
Predacane35
Only if the tip comes off.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Took me a while to get this joke:
Sugarcrotch
so you used the wrong finger 3 times in a row? well at least you learned your lesson
bpetersen
Sir davos
oo0ORB0oo
I would have said I can only eat one more before I start to use my other hand
bugeyetex
Username checks out
akumanotane
Sorry about that, captain hang-ten
BEARDEDLEM0N
Hang loose brah
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Give him a Stavi goodbye!
BlueCrocs
mkfraiche
obligatory
NotABadLookingNarcissist
http://imgur.com/soxfGDj
dudestream
I'm disappointed he still has fingers
DanthePolishman
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