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ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
#13 oh hell yeah, that was NICE
mynamespaul
#3 … why does the dude just drive away? Maybe the cop wants a statement from him? Or maybe the dashcam footage would be useful if this dude has multiple previous offences. Couldn’t at all hurt to pull in and give the cop your details in case he needs them.
gingen
#13 I don't know what was being sung but that was so lovely and soothing. Felt myself getting lost in those harmonies.
Clayman8
#10 that there is a really big behbeh...
MadamPuddifoot
#5 gotta show this to my male coworker for his daughter 😂
xETM
#10 He want to talk with people, he wants to talk with everyone...
he wants to tell people "this dude is grabbing my crotch"
quasisentience
#12 man those guys look real tired
keppler38
#10 love a chonky bebe
Evo435
#4 This leaf is blinking more than usual.
DropKuma
#1 I used to be on a gaming forum where one of the users described their really bad day. In the basement, of where they worked, and they were going through I think various computer parts. When it happened. They luckily had an empty box they could use. But the bad time was just beginning because it turns out their stomach was also going through some stuff.
So they spent the entire time switching back and forth. For several rounds.
Sully0811
#12 not sure if police raid or your average loading tires from the warehouse experience.
TheGriffin
#1 I strive to find this kind of woman in my life
InitHello
#11 He had difficulty with two of the eleven words, that's not too bad.
MadamPuddifoot
I am CACKLING at "I'll fart right on his forehead and vibrate both his eyeballs" 😂 😂 😂 😂
CoalhouseWalker
#13 ❤️❤️❤️
PapaJoeNH
#3 I know he believes the cop pulled that van over for cutting him off. I suspect they were after the van before and the van was trying to hide in the garage.
nygreenguy
#10 there are physiological reasons why the baby can't be facing out at certain ages. They have poor head and neck control, leading the head to flop down making breathing hard. It also stresses their hips by letting their legs dangle and young babies need to be in the supported M position with knees higher than the butt.
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
#9 good planning! They look like just bros waiting their turn. I'm impressed
IJustWantToMakeAComment
#6 she just gets medical attention for fun. I work 2 jobs and side gigs and I’m not able to go to a doctor for anything
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#13
LembachTheProfessor
#7 Yes. I'd like some huge sea-bugs, please! 🤮
worldrecordstudios
I'd eat those delicious bugs every day if I could
LembachTheProfessor
You can have my giant sea bugs.
Rogerwilco1974
#8 I know it's a sitcom but, on the strength of this clip, it's a shit one. There's nothing funny about that clip. It's just mean.
xenjamin
It was the style at the time.
martineb72
This joke is actually predicated on the fact that in previous shows Eric did some very dumb things. And Red had a catch phrase of 'dumbass'. So this is like a slow role of saying it. Which is you do stupid things and stupid things will happen to you. At the same time, Red still loves his boy, but because of the times, ie 70s, he had a hard time showing it. It had quite good writing, but it wasn't written with little clips in mind.
SantasAnagram
It was deserved in the context of the show. Eric had a ride-or-die baddie in Donna, he fumbles her badly in the show and tries to feel sorry for himself for making the poor choices that lead to that. And coming from his dad, this was a loving statement.
DropKuma
He just really screwed up at the end with her. I know she was willing to throw away her dreams for him and he was right to not want that to happen but his solution was awful.
Yotarian
#7 time to play Monster Hunter
hoopsnek
Real life Donkey Kong
AbelardSnazz
I like how he comes back to collect his tires so he can keep throwing
pullingsixty
I think it's a training exercise. Watch the guy on the right come in at the end to try and pick up the fallen shield guy.
AbelardSnazz
Ah that makes sense- it did seem a bit half-hearted on the police’s part
PapaJoeNH
#12 I'll never get tired of watching that
azazyel
#6 is that a real thing or just some Hollywood quack milking her for money.
Bathroomboy
Quack.
JusticePhrall
Say it back
CheeseGreaterGood
Either way, I support it.
Korrd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Amen#Reception_of_ideas
AK90
#13 That was amazing!
Lastcentura
#5 that will stay up for maybe 3 minutes
Guluzinyu
Also gonna contribute to knots (especially for example #2) because that hair does not look brushed out.
ellseeawesomesauce
He didn't even double-loop the tie.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
#7 kinda weird to have that campfire setting with just lots pro of kitchen equipment.
pachyderm
Was that a baby swordfish ?
butcherfan0301
Yes, often caught in their natural habitat of the jungle.
pachyderm
lol
ShinyTheDark
Those colors are giving me a headache too. Could not watch it.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
agree: supersaturated on the warm side like an "interior cozy" setting, while it's outdoors
InfocalypseRising
#1 are people really shitting their pants as adults due to "trusting a fart?" Like I've never had this happen. At no point have I ever thought "this is a fart" and a full blown log just comes flying out.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I am sorry, but at that age and mobility, he is perfectly capable of cleaning up his own shit. I will grab him a fresh pair of undies and pants, but the rest is up to him.
Bukoden
As was mentioned, it's not logs; It tends to be a gaseous liquid mix (something caused the waste to go through your system a bit faster than usual, so it didn't absorb enough of the water). Think of any time you may have had diarrhea and some gas causes it to shotgun spray the bowl with the liquid excrement. Often also called a wet fart, it doesn't need to be much liquid at the door, hence not noticing it's there, and it feels like pressure from just gas.
ToenailClippingsJar
Once. I’ve had it happen once and to the day I blame something I ate the day before. I normally have solid stool, nothing noteworthy. This time though, a fart came brewing and before I knew it it exploded out of me. No holding it back. I was ever so happy to be home at the time. Still never felt so embarrassed at my own ass. It can creep up on you. I listen better to my bowels now as well because of that one experience.
Snooj
Never a single time in my life. Guess I fart enough that I know when something isn't right and it's not going to be a fart because I have definitely felt the urge several times and realized I'd better get to a toilet and not try to fart.
Maraxus
Only ever happened once when I also had like 40°C fever and was otherwise kinda delirious, too. And yeah, not a log, more an aerosol.
TheHillsHaveNostrils
Food poisoning can be an occasional or situational, such as when traveling, problem. Norovirus can be a seasonal problem (it's absolutely incredibly contagious). In fact there are a bunch of diseases that can cause bowel continence problems, including chronic ones.
perfecteye18
It’ll be wet
comeonjointhejoyride
Yeah no never. Never happened here. Sick how that is something happening to others but never ever to me in the morning a few times a week
Clayman8
Just you wait. Itll happen. Count your days, bud.
trigonman3
I reappeared out of the bathroom one day, and my wife asked me where I'd gone for 30 minutes. "Catastrophic shart" was my accurate response (plus cleanup).
CptRobotNinja
Lol HEY FELLAS! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY WHO DOESNT SHIT HIS PANTS!
PorneliusHubertII
Nobody is dropping logs in their pants, its usually akin to arterial spray when you fart and don't realize it was liquid lol.
ArchaeoEejit
I will also add that, the arterial spray clattering your underwear does count as shitting yourself, I can only assume OC has done this before but because it wasn't a log they haven't considered themselves shat.
BDSMThroatHugs
Been eating clean the last few months, spent a day eating garbage fast food and I absolutely should not have trusted a fart...
demizu
Diarrhea is usually involved
trustworthyfart
I am relevant!
IceWeaselX
Nobody I know who has ever sharted has done so with a full log. It's always loose. Sometimes it's very liquidy, other times it's just not clumping well. With enough gas mixed in, the anal sensors get confused.
elbootio
Spoken like a healthy man in his late 20's. I'm not knocking it, I used to be one of those and wondered the same thing. Now I'm a healthy man in my late 40's, and have learned that yes, embarrassing sh!t does happen to adults.
InfocalypseRising
Late 30s so I guess I'll take that as a compliment
elbootio
Man, the next 5 years or so are going to make you a lot more afraid of that fart gamble, lol
TheFoodBaby
The older you get the more likely you are to shit yourself. Not full log but rather brown sundae or liquid explosion.
I've shit my pants being drunk, being on penicillin, eating too much licorice, eating spicy food. I once barfed and shit myself at the same time because of a really bad flu. The list goes on.
NairouTryyshokk
I love spicy food, never once had liquid or spicy shits from it. I might be the weird one though, i get lots of fiper so maybe that?
anaberration
brown sundae....
derrymerbles
Username checks out
korndogg83
Probably depends on their diet. Has never happened to me but I was much closer when I was younger and binge drinking + eating fast food. With a healthier, moderate diet my gut health is much better and digestion runs like clockwork.
JusticePhrall
In the 1980s, starch blocker pills were a get-thin-quick scheme that prevented digestion of starchy foods. I took them for about two weeks without effect, then started dropping weight like crazy. I quit taking them after losing about 20 pounds, but they weren't done with me. With about 30 seconds warning, I shit my pants on a rooftop during a construction job and had to waddle down the scaffolding and into a department store to buy 2 new sets of skivvies and Levi's. It's a good thing I did.
JusticePhrall
The next week, a Federal judge ruled that starch blockers were drugs, not food, and the FDA ordered them off the market, warning of possible side effects like gastric distress. Thanks for the warning.
WebMaka
I'm on metformin - aint NO "fart" I'm gonna just trust.
theshinobi23
5 years of that for me, so far. The amphetamines for my ADHD don't make the best combo in that regard, either. So, no way I can trust any amount of gas to not have a little something mixed in.
BUT! About 2 years ago, a coworker shit himself on the job, went to the supervisor's office, sat in a chair, and waited for the supervisor to return from a meeting to tell her that he needed to leave. Her office reeked and she had to have the chair thrown out cuz the smell wouldn't wash off.
theshinobi23
If I were to ever shit myself at work, I would be calling the supervisor from the car, saying I threw up and had to leave. No way I'd ever even admit to anyone at work that shit myself, let alone be hanging around to prove that I had.