Beasts in the sheet

Jun 10, 2020 9:27 AM

GoodGuyGonzo

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naaaaaaakkkiiiiiieeesssssss

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Cute snakes

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These are some very springy chihuahuas

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At least they're hairless.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boing! Boing!

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I wouldn't even try to make a bed with that many cats. I wouldn't even try with one cat. I don't even try now and have zero cats.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much cat and no hair on the sheets the dream

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t have to worry about getting hair everywhere

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 cats man i wish i t

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry 8 cats man i wish i had that many when i was young.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best Cats ever. I dont want anything else

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone got the Mogwai wet...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That little mew killed me hahah

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like herding cats

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can smell this lady's apartment

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Looks almost more like a hotel room

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They dont smell . If you clean the little rascals theres no bad smell at all.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That is roughly $3000-$30,000 worth of cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gremlins

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What a bunch of cute goblins

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My cat likes to make it difficult to put clean sheets on too.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I don't get it either? They'll never do it on the bed with just a sheet ONLY when I'm making the bed.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish I had that much pussy on my bed

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

Look at all that cash on the bed

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to point out that she put the sheets over the pillows???

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a flat sheet that goes under your duvet and on top of your fitted sheet. You sleep on top of the fitted sheet and under the flat sheet.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, my first thought was 'why is she putting the pillows under the fitted sheet?'.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, that's a lot of testicles running around

6 years ago | Likes 513 Dislikes 6

Fucking LOL

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9, I count 9 ball sacks. That’s a lot of ball sacks!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm sure that's a title on... *clears throat* frequently visited websites

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a lot of active scrotums.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They behave the same as the cute cats.

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The cutest little testicles you can have.

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All cats are cute cats!

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Im sorry, my opinon is different.

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Look at mah ballz

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"Where is my hair, Summers ?"

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And I totally love it. Pet the warm belly please.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally understand Playboy photographers now. Nude, on sheep's skin, in car, acting catty, it ticks all the boxes. Least dignified cat ever.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat: Just sunnin' ma balls

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bet that feels great

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I can’t unsee the nutsack

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

All those little Bigglesworths (cat that played Mr. Bigglesworth on Austin Powers was named "Ted Nude-gent")

6 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 3

Fun fact: Ted Nugent dodged the Vietnam draft by repeatedly pooping his pants and not showering for several days before his physical exam.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

[Citation needed]

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I agree, but he is something of a mad lad so I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

By his own admission, Nugent faked symptoms and used drugs to keep from being drafted. Nugent is a draft dodger."

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Nakid kitties are important, they allow people with allergies to experience being a cat slave

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Russian blue cats produce less of the Fel d 1 protein, making them particularly suitable for those with cat allergies

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That's a persistent myth. Sphynx are not hypoallergenic. They're a cruel fashion fad, nothing more. And there are plenty of healthy, non-...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

disfigured hypoallergenic cat breeds who don't suffer from a bunch of health issues. E.g., Siberian, Rex, Abyssinian or Balinese.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

*laughs in Norwegian forest cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Partially hypoallergenic sweethearts

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.. not really. Sometimes cats without hair can be worse.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Check out the Rex breeds. Low allergen, with soft wavy fur. and less shedding. Works for my immune system :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am allergic to cats and have all fuzzy cats from shelters. I learned to become friends with my allergy meds so I became a better servant

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic but it's the saliva not the fur. But also I'm only allergic to some cats. So that's random

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Yeah. For some reason Siamese cats are ten times worse for me. What’s that about?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^This. These guys, poodles. Doesnt matter if they are 'hypo-allergenic'. Im still allergic to most of them. Some Im not, even with long hair

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though that is the minority by far. No reaction to about 2%, mild to 8%, and 90% turn me into a snot monster or spark an anaphylactic

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reaction. Sometimes even after taking powerful allergy meds like reactin. Bummber because I love petting them and do so anyhow.

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My son has the most random allergies. He was in a small room with cats that he didn’t even touch and broke out. Then he had one sitting...

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...in his lap and rubbing it and no reaction at all.

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And he was tested for allergies and he’s super allergic to cats.

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Do they like hotter climates more?

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They need sweaters when it’s cold.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sadly, no. Still allergic.

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They still lick themselves, and it's the saliva that triggers allergies, so if yours is strong it won't help. Source: allergic friend.

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But the saliva doesn't quite as easily get into nose and eyes.

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Until it dries and flakes off and floats around mixed with other house dust. (It's the proteins in the saliva that are the problem).

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I'm allergic to both, so meds help with the reaction to the saliva, but nothing can help with the hair. I want a hairless breed next.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same with dogs too, right?

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Dogs don't use their spit to clean themselves, so...yah, pups r easier on the allergies

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did I not know that! I always thought it was the fur.

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I thought it was the dander

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Its the spot *on* the dander...cats do that whole lick-the-whole-body thing...that room would kill me ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spit not spot, dmmit fingers, lern2fing!

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the allergy is to a protein in sat spit, piddle and dander

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It's both.

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The allergen is a protein called Fel D1. Some cats are hypoallergenic because they test low for this protein. Siberians for example.

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I think the thing that has worked for me is when interacting with indoor cats that aren't real fussy about their coat.

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Also, fun fact, the friendliest breed - love to cuddle because they get chilly so easy.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Aww, and my furry kitty is already a cuddle fiend, I can't imagine.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I have 2 and I cuddle them like a teddy bear at night.

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