There's this weird thing some people have where their face has a hole that goes into their body. She's using a technique to store the liquid in that cavity, it's really amazing.
Great reaction gif, very quickly taken from the game yesterday as well! The only appropriate reaction really after Novak ripped a great shot up the line
Going over it frame by frame, I'm still not seeing any blood. The liquid running down her lip is the same color as the liquid shooting out of her nose. She got lucky.
Also, just in case you want to retain structural integrity, most fridges with that design allow you to easily switch the hinges/pivot from one side to the other.
Usually a post inside the hinge that acts as a pivot and also a latch. Pull one side, pin slides out of a notch and acts as a latch, like an old gate latch. Other hinge with the same pin setup rotates slightly due to the angle of the door and now won't slide out of its own groove, allowing the door to use the post as a hinge on that side. A slight angle of the grooves inwards to the centreline of the door is all you'd need to keep the door from tipping off the fridge.
I'm guessing their old fridge opened the otherwise. You can switch the hinges around on most fridges there are holes already prepared they just have caps over them, takes about 10 mins.
A friend if mine his pet peeve are statements with "...if you [action] enough", because those are per definition always true. "You can hit the moon if you piss hard enough" was his go to ad absurdum example.
Also that type of fridge used to only come with visible handles you could swap with the hinges on either side that one looks to have embedded handles on both sides with just the hinge that can be moved around.
One slow day at work, I moved the break room fridge hinges to the other side of the door but left the handles in the original place. People were pulling the fridge away from the wall, trying to open it...
To be fair... that's a really dumb design for a fridge when you think about it. I mean, why can't they just staple on a freakin' handle somewhere, huh? Why'd it become standard to NOT include simple 'n' recognizable things we can grab, hold, drag and whatnot when needed, y'know?
Handles don't need to go *on the front* though. It could just as well be on the side. Or hell, make it a divot-style handle! There are so many better ways of designing that shit than the unclear, obtuse crap we get these days, but corpos are just too damn cheap 'n' lazy to bother making GOOD STUFF these days...
It does have divot handles, they’re located on both sides to allow you to change the direction the door opens by moving the hinges. She’s pulling on the handle on the hinged side
Maybe, I assumed they just weren't paying close attention to the road (possibly cellphone?) and the puddle obscured the edge of it so their peripheral vision couldn't tell they were driving off the edge.
There were two premium spots in my old town where this was possible. For safety, aim your driving curve so that you are already arcing away from the pedestrian when you hit the water. The Camaro that nailed me with an ocean of curbside water was an expert. Credit where credit is due.
Went through this last time it was posted...the guy's presence is pure coincidence. He's even coming from the side street. The driver never deviates, just drifts. He's already right on the gutter before he crosses the intersection. He only drifted around a foot over the course of 25 yrds.
No. Guy was texting and driving or similarly distracted. He didn't swerve to hit the puddle, he drifted at a very slow and steady rate. There was no puddle by the pedestrian when he actually got to him so he COULDN'T have splashed him. And yet he didn't speed up which if he were trying to splash him he would have done to (a) line pedestrian up with puddle and (b) increase splash size. The pedestrian being there was just random.
Almost all craft beer/cider ever brewed increases in pressure after its bottled. You add extra sugar before bottling for the yeast to carbonate the beer in bottle. The trick is not to OPEN the bottle after you've just shaken the damn thing.
WindowStreetJournal
#2 I'd be cheering loudly, that asshole driver wanted to splash the man on purpose.
StarscreamAndHutch
#1 the goat of this trick
Iblamemyparentstoo
Your dumps either make me feel better about myself or laugh my ass off, either way they're much appreciated.
trueunpopularopinions
#7 Modern version of the rider leaping from roof/balcony/window in the saddle in old westerns
Lakih
#9 "oww, my tittie"
MungChomper69420
#1 so she's a biter...
literallymike
How else do you hold a glass in your mouth with no hands?
MungChomper69420
Gently
Huor
The tomb of the unknown soldier? Really? Get fucked, pal.
lx469
he got, was arrested!
Mechlai
#6 good.
FrozenMojo
#10 this one's going places...
Clayman8
#7 why do i feel this mightve saved his life actually?
eXoRainbow
#1 last frame
justaguyinthebackrow
#6 So no one wants to talk about this? I really hope there were no passengers in there.
TheJomsborgViking
https://usacrime.com/suspected-road-rage-leads-to-roll-over-accident-on-i-64-in-louisa-county/
This is what I found.
That person has crashed 3 times in road rage incidents.
8gigsofshark
Some people REALLY don't learn, huh
Shadam
#4 as a french I'm very upset by this fucking moron
pooFIinger
Afaik, he was arrested and had to apologize publicly
SuitablyIronicMoniker
As a human being raised to show respect and decency, I’m upset
CobainsSarcoma
#6 schadenfreude ist die schoenste freude
geraltofriva
Es ist wirklich so.
salunatics
#1
v At least she didn't slice open her lip.
Morg729
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWt3cjA3aXRvZXdqYW1oanB3YXR0N3BucWRkdTd3Y203Zm1wYzdqNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4UUNXVlCMbJf2/200w.webp
LaffertyDanie1
You knew right away where it was going and it could have been way way worse
FreeBaseBuzz
Is this not AI or something? How is she not spilling beer everywhere before it breaks?
DigYourselfBaby
I'm really sorry you got slammed with downvotes just for asking a reasonable question.
FreeBaseBuzz
Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Zeterai
There's this weird thing some people have where their face has a hole that goes into their body. She's using a technique to store the liquid in that cavity, it's really amazing.
FreeBaseBuzz
When she tips the glass up the surface of the beer is half way up her face! About an inch above her mouth. How is it not dribbling everywhere?
MattRexPuns
It looks like her cheeks seal against the rim of the glass
xL0opx
I think she did? kinda looks like she's spitting some blood at the end
knifiespoonie
Nah it looks like its just the Guinness. It's actually brown if you see small spills of it, not jet black like it is in the glass. Shes lucky tho
SteerpikeSteerpike
Oouf. Good catch.
This is soooo dangerous. If she inhaled or swallowed glass shards from the shock, she's in for a bad time.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHptMmk5NnA2cDUzcTNoZzZsdWE4NHE0Zm56OXN1dWt5dGppdHpmOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/PFyOHq6uzxlvjdaHFD/200w.webp
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Great reaction gif, very quickly taken from the game yesterday as well! The only appropriate reaction really after Novak ripped a great shot up the line
SteerpikeSteerpike
I thought this was a new one. :D
BeardedViking
She's just spitting out the beer, unless she's got real dark blood in her.
Zeterai
https://imgur.com/RmaZHIy
xL0opx
blood tends to be pretty dark in a dimly lit setting
BeardedViking
Going over it frame by frame, I'm still not seeing any blood. The liquid running down her lip is the same color as the liquid shooting out of her nose. She got lucky.
pfunk81
I'm with you. I think some here have the blood thirsty bias watching these videos.
baldbear
#2 Very well deserved.
eXoRainbow
Karma is a good bitch.
GrumpyOldMan55
A door will open the other way if you pull hard enough.
fybdfybd
A wall will open if you pull hard enough.
rbudrick
Old fridge prob opened the other way.
7YearsALurker
OR (and I might be overly suspicious here but only because I have seen SOOO much of of what I am about to suggest…) it’s fake?
WestieTree5
Jaker422
Was waiting for someone to hit this up.
Yakeshinu
Well, you're not wrong!
Also, just in case you want to retain structural integrity, most fridges with that design allow you to easily switch the hinges/pivot from one side to the other.
ratrider524360
I've seen videos of Japanese fridges that can open on either side. I don't know how those hinges work, but I really really think I want one
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Usually a post inside the hinge that acts as a pivot and also a latch. Pull one side, pin slides out of a notch and acts as a latch, like an old gate latch. Other hinge with the same pin setup rotates slightly due to the angle of the door and now won't slide out of its own groove, allowing the door to use the post as a hinge on that side. A slight angle of the grooves inwards to the centreline of the door is all you'd need to keep the door from tipping off the fridge.
ladybuglauren
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amxoa3NpZXRndnZ0emNodHZydnoyOXAyaTUzN2Zpc2I1eDU3NDhhZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lTkXCXQ4RB2T9416nR/200w.webp
Predacane35
Should have lifted from the bottom.
davebeastly
I'm guessing their old fridge opened the otherwise. You can switch the hinges around on most fridges there are holes already prepared they just have caps over them, takes about 10 mins.
RayIsPrettyOkay
A friend if mine his pet peeve are statements with "...if you [action] enough", because those are per definition always true. "You can hit the moon if you piss hard enough" was his go to ad absurdum example.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Not the same argument but, well… if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.
Yakeshinu
#1 Could have saved some time by ordering a bloody Mary.
CrisprCAS
#10 It was at that moment the parents decided the college fund wasn't needed.
CP3oh
Oh, hush. We all have our dum-dum moments. Especially when we're kids.
Catumi
Also that type of fridge used to only come with visible handles you could swap with the hinges on either side that one looks to have embedded handles on both sides with just the hinge that can be moved around.
R100GSPD
One slow day at work, I moved the break room fridge hinges to the other side of the door but left the handles in the original place. People were pulling the fridge away from the wall, trying to open it...
Hexxxxxxxxx
Or get shards of glass in her eyes...hopefully
CrisprCAS
wut?
Yakeshinu
Reminds me of the Gary Larson comic with the kid pushing the door marked "PULL" at the "School for the gifted".
nomnamless
Far side comic? My mom used to work at a college and they had that same comic cutout and hung up in one of the offices
chiefuffaker
Midvale.
Affray
That kid's level of struggle and despair is so apparent. Larson was an absolute artist.
Wobbleding
To be fair... that's a really dumb design for a fridge when you think about it. I mean, why can't they just staple on a freakin' handle somewhere, huh? Why'd it become standard to NOT include simple 'n' recognizable things we can grab, hold, drag and whatnot when needed, y'know?
zebulorg
That kind of fridge has handle holes on both sides- the hinge can be moved to the other side.
KLMairlines
Space saving, and you don’t bump into a handle in a narrow space.
Wobbleding
Handles don't need to go *on the front* though. It could just as well be on the side. Or hell, make it a divot-style handle! There are so many better ways of designing that shit than the unclear, obtuse crap we get these days, but corpos are just too damn cheap 'n' lazy to bother making GOOD STUFF these days...
BrockEffingSamson
You're right grandpa. Okay, well, it looks like it's time to lie down for your nap, huh?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
It does have divot handles, they’re located on both sides to allow you to change the direction the door opens by moving the hinges. She’s pulling on the handle on the hinged side
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
#2 omg, this is absolutely perfect. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2k1Z2xmeGI3dGM3a3ZmbXNja3oyMWt3YXRoY284Zjdya216ZG12YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TEmS0lYexSeFKMYlEz/200w.webp
BJWTech
Is #2 an Instant Karma moment? Looks like they may be trying to splash the old guy....
MagnorCriol
Maybe, I assumed they just weren't paying close attention to the road (possibly cellphone?) and the puddle obscured the edge of it so their peripheral vision couldn't tell they were driving off the edge.
timmargh
My thoughts exactly.
sacrosanctt
Looks like distracted driving drift to me. Old guy is lucky he didn't get bonked by this dipshit driver. Well deserved karma either way.
Yakeshinu
arajad
That's how I read it.
bladderinfection
There were two premium spots in my old town where this was possible. For safety, aim your driving curve so that you are already arcing away from the pedestrian when you hit the water. The Camaro that nailed me with an ocean of curbside water was an expert. Credit where credit is due.
OhIfIMust
That's what it looks like to me, too.
NomadUniverse
Went through this last time it was posted...the guy's presence is pure coincidence. He's even coming from the side street. The driver never deviates, just drifts. He's already right on the gutter before he crosses the intersection. He only drifted around a foot over the course of 25 yrds.
Mannerheim27
I thought the exact same thing.
ThatCanadianViking
It looks like hemah have fallen asleep at the wheel too. Slowly drifting over foot off the gas
AVerySillyPuppy
No. Guy was texting and driving or similarly distracted. He didn't swerve to hit the puddle, he drifted at a very slow and steady rate. There was no puddle by the pedestrian when he actually got to him so he COULDN'T have splashed him. And yet he didn't speed up which if he were trying to splash him he would have done to (a) line pedestrian up with puddle and (b) increase splash size. The pedestrian being there was just random.
MardukRules
Instant karma nonetheless for distracted driving
defensivebackhair
Thats how I read it
Mozyzgiraffe
Eyyy it’s cousin Vinny here!
Sigfodr13
This for sure. The driver was on a straight line into that pole
fedmoney
Didn’t even get him. That’s a rare preemptive karma.
gilliamv
AVerySillyPuppy
Because he wasn't trying to. Pedestrian being there at all was a coincidence. Guy was just texting or similarly distracted.
ShimmerinStrider
#9 That is the proper face you make when that happens.
prufock
https://markfryersbritfilm.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hell1.png
arajad
At first I thought she just slammed her thumb in the lid, then I watched again. Owwwch.
LosPer
kaltralliart
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NzUzaTJncmtja2toZ3dlaDA0MmMzMjNkZG5xem1tczM0a29yNDRveCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/73lw8ln8keRtm/200w.webp
Zeterai
https://imgur.com/S9SdrQe.mp4
happenedtomeonce
camn333
#4 is that the French tomb of the unknown soldier? There are no guards around it?
Snarkywisecrack
Anyone misbehaving at the one in Arlington will be severely reprimanded.
Am3ricanGangst3r
Fuck that guy for that. Completely disrespectful
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
And yes, tomb of the unknown soldier 👍
acetothermus
I think maybe a WWI memorial? I'm not sure...
OzzyKnight
Yes, first WW unknown soldier.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
I don't have the source readily at hand, but I read he got arrested for doing that
IamMadeOfShamrocks
Yea I was wondering because it did not seem to fit the theme of "idiots get their comeuppance"
Mithi
And expelled if memory serves.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Wow, that's fucking stupid.
Yakeshinu
#5 This is probably the best possible outcome for the situation.
Don't store anything that's going to increase in pressure in unvented glass, moron!
Glass is brittle and will shatter under pressure (see also: #1 )
PrincePiggo
I've never been able to get my head round why people don't open stuff like this outside. Ditto for the Mentos in Coke thing.
thundercactus
Almost all craft beer/cider ever brewed increases in pressure after its bottled. You add extra sugar before bottling for the yeast to carbonate the beer in bottle.
The trick is not to OPEN the bottle after you've just shaken the damn thing.
TheDeucer
Thanks @UncleSlam123 ! Had 226 enjoyable dumps with you. Hope to see you in the other side if the purge fully happens.
ChetinBey
I never heard a final answer as to where we are all going. Anyone know?
TheDeucer
I keep hearing here
https://www.imgcat.io/
SrPootStank
Im staying right here as long as there's interesting content for me to look at.
LinemanMatt
Probably Hell.
Whoever gets there first, save some seats for the rest of us.
UncleSlam123
Glad to have you and everyone else with me! I’ll be riding around this wasteland as long as I can
Yakeshinu
Ditto the thanks for great content, ditto the ride or die sentiment (well, maybe not *die*, but you know...) :)
yesdearmetoo
One of us! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c29vOXkycGlkajBveWxua2o2YXp1NzBkZGNydzFvbnIzMmpod3d3biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mYeIp5eruF3jy/200w.webp
Harm
#4 happened a month ago. Basically a bipolar person going through hard times who made an on the spot catastrophically stupid move,which...
Harm
... will probably get him deported to Maroc : https://www-francebleu-fr.translate.goog/infos/faits-divers-justice/paris-l-homme-qui-a-allume-sa-cigarette-sur-la-tombe-du-soldat-inconnu-condamne-a-trois-mois-de-prison-avec-sursis-6417241?_x_tr_sl=fr&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=fr&_x_tr_pto=wapp
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Wow, deported for lighting a cigarette on a public open flame. Fucking insanity.
Harm
That's what happens when your minister of the interior has a devouring ambition and craves the votes coming from the far right...
alsoAzrael
I don't think #1 is really an idiot, lots of people do that without the glass shattering.
Mithi
The idiotic thing is to even attempt it.
cheidiotou
Yup, that's some crappy glass.
certainlynotaserialkiller
#1 how its done:
iwishidpickedabetterusername
How what's done? I was distracted.
jimd1954
I couldn't keep my eyes on the glass.
MithridateEupator
That straight edged glass is a lot less fragile then the shaped guinness glass.
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frizy1
Witnessed
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Shitty AI ruins it
plusoneforart
Witnessed.
ihasthegreeneyes
Never seen this before, source? Or is it AI gen
plusoneforart
Looks like AI but I'm surprised it didn't get hit by mods
ihasthegreeneyes
Ikr! What a surprise comment 😅
KLMairlines
If it is not ‘real’, does it count like ‘art’? Like naked statues or paintings and stuff? I mean, where is the line?
newsguycraigevans
FraudulentPepsi
#7 Are we not going to talk about this?
Vebrandsson
There's absolutely a story behind that one and I'd love to hear it.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
It’s rainin’ men!
MrSatisify
Hallelujah
thesixmilliondollarman
I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in
eXoRainbow
Spawned in the air.
certainlynotaserialkiller
no
FraudulentPepsi
Damn
Wonderbred
This guy is actually the smartest one here today
Wobbleding
I know the saying goes "any landing you can walk away from is a good one", but umm... I dunno 'bout that one, man...
newsguycraigevans
That's Doug. He just kinda does that.
Razade
It doesn't even look real.
MajorNikon
#8 Darwin Award candidate
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
Too late, #6 already won it.
Yakeshinu
Hrm. Does it still count if you remove yourself from the gene pool but don't die? :D
IveGotToStopUsingThisUsername
Yes, it's why there are living recipients.
arajad
Yep.
SirBonSama
as long as you don't have a kid yet and the stupid act now makes it impossible.