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Formalis
Used my phone to order pizza online, whilst I was already on my way to Dominos. It was just finished as I arrived: maximum freshness!
taakosgoodouthere1
Some of us just want to play too!
jsktrogdor
I agree with the Jewish elf woman.
JockMcSting
Ahhhh............'while' in line for pizza. Just that one word would have helped.
wadenelson1
*phrasing
Foopfoop
Was it a none pizza with left beef?
morsaxoris
I was just thinking about non pizza with left beef!
AsleepInHospitalParkingLots
The only thing better than sending a Tesla to space would have been a Winnebago with wings.
RedInCircles
We're going to do so much great things with our humanity provided we don't blow up our world over twitter insults.
lewlzz
yeah, my initial reaction was "in line for a pizza? what a pizza-getting pleb, you order it and it comes to you".
lewlzz
in a year or two it'll fly a pizza to our door.
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Why can’t aliens drop off cars on our planet?
WulfgangKeiser
True, and hope said car will show us on how it's done when it finally arrives
WithaChainedHorseDick
But people still wanna eat tide pods
Corbinator
Is this a Tide commercial?
squip
Standing in line for pizza. What a fossil, this guy.
GettingPaidToPoop
Fuck yeah
sometimesiliketocook
I miss Joel on FunHaus :(
PapaDap88
The future is now!!!! And so is your pizza!
Boberjamz
#Funhaus
arousedtree
ITS JOEL!
KABARU
He's making that Disney money last I heard. Pretty impressive for a Jew who came back from the dead.
SmellyJ
UnicycleOfDreams
I saw this on twitter now on here, double Joel!
SmellyPotatoMan
JOEL > Female James
KairakuDorei
Oh my God I noticed and came down so fast to see if anyone else did! I miss our fabulous vampire in Funhaus.
coachbBandit
Hi, Joel
Spacier
I miss him in Funhaus.
depressingcomments
Funhaus has gone pretty downhill since then. I still love them to death but... idk man
arousedtree
Everyone misses that gay elf man ❤
muleFUEL
what's he up to now a-days?
arousedtree
Last i heard late last year he was working for disney XD as a writer
muleFUEL
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/2/24/What_oh_shit.gif/revision/latest?cb=20170720022840
Hashbrowncasserole
Well, actually not on the path for Mars.
ChanceVLuck
IN LINE FOR PIZZA? What are you a Neanderthal???
gelvis
Good 'Ol Musky
MurphyPandorasLawBox
*Good Ol’ Musky.
jugRn0t
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
HodgeNPodge
In line for pizza? Why not at home ordering online? JEEZ GET WITH THE PROGRAM
TurkalinderPoodle
Believe it or not, but some people had to work today.
itsaprankbr0
The... space program?
snuffaluffaluff
Maybe he lives just a few minutes outside town so they won't deliver to his like like I do. I AM 5 MINUTES AWAY, DOMINOS!
ktheman
Heard of Pizza My Heart? Pizza by the slice and there's plenty of places like that
VirtualChessLessons
tokisha
Carryout pizza tend to be cheaper. Mom and pops shops can be extremely slow with delivery.
Ninjanarwhal64
Fucking neanderthals
am0k
No good pizza delivers and has an app to deliver. Sorry bud, but you only eat shitty pizza.
byohzzrd
The best pizza place in town doesn't even have a webpage, let alone online ordering. It has a bar that seats 4 and the dining room seats 12.
psychotropicwanderlust203
But those carry out specials!
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Could've been waiting to pick it up to save on delivery fees
torpido
Food truck, maybe?
PascalCasedUserName
Maybe this satisfies his weekly human interaction.
Moshugaani
It's never as hot and fresh delivered as it is right out of the oven.
HannibalHoseth
The best places don’t deliver
FBGNorvilleBarnes
Pizza music stops.
TheGriffin
I order my groceries online
A5tor
Or just asking the imgur community to send you one?!
BunnoMcSluggo
Yeah, we pay people to do that now-a-days
IJustLikeToArgue
And why did the rocket land in OP's phone?
NickRivieraMD
$5 hot n ready
yzmotoxer807
Just like your mom!
hssndtam
That's a cheap prostitute.
OhmygoodnessohmydamntheygoinhamOhmygoodnessohmydamntheygoinham
Even cheap prostitute need some love.
CassandraCurieux
Yeah we do.
ChaosandChaos
A five dollar tip?
weaponizedbunnies
Yes. A nice easy, cheesy, greasy prostitute.
adv0catus
They're $5.99 now in Canada. :(
Arbitrarynamehere
They're trying some bullshit "Extra Most Bestest" "promotion" in the States where you get extra cheese and pepperoni. Inb4 standard
NickRivieraMD
I bet ur right tho. :(
ntomm
They're $79 pesos in México, that's like $4.50 US dollars
crazy4butts
What about in North Korea?
DeadBoiTasty
I don't think they know pizza exists
ntomm
I don't know, man. Let's just hope Dennis Rodman reads this and answer your question
charondaboatman
Elon; "It's a normal car...in space. I like the absurdity of that."....."I'm tripping balls here." Love this guy.
am0k
I love his engineers. His current business tactics aren't helping his potential in the future.
charondaboatman
He's a big picture thinker, not a detail guy. He hires great people, one of the smartest things he can do. He's a survivor, he'll be ok.
am0k
Oh, ok. So you are saying he is like Steve Jobs?
charondaboatman
well, no. he's not dead yet.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
indeed
NeoHelios
Is this what NASA could have done if we actually gave them the money they needed?
GregorCorgane
NASA landed on the moon with computing power less than your phone... No telling what could be done with proper funding/ resources.
Bozziboi
Can't believe technology is so good the boosters managed to land on this guy's phone
wadenelson1
Boosters landed on yer phone? WTF?
SometimesISayDumbShit
Thanks Obama!
wiilyc22
MaxKorban
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Yeah, thanks for making racial tension and anti-police sentiment worse than they have been in the last 50 years.
ARandomHelljumper
Maybe, just maybe, that might be the fault of the dozens of unjustifiable police shootings of black civilians over that same period of time.
ThatDiceGuy
Hey. Stop it. We're all just having a good time here.
HazyWasabi
From what I understand it's not "dropping the car on Mars". It's going into heliocentric orbit which will swing it past Mars
Hozay45
Mars won't be there to swing by.
wadenelson1
Some people will do anything to avoid paid parking.
ILikeImgur69
You've earned this upvote.
AGiantSlor
Tiny, small chance it could hit Mars sometime in the next million years. I'm sure within 100yrs someone will bring it back for fun anyway.
Thehonesttwooth
You are correct
KickAssScreenName
I’m just curious on why they did it. Just cause they could?
Bibulus
This was the first test flight, so they weren't ready for a real payload and would have otherwise just sent up dead weight like concrete
WhoareyouWhoamI
Correct its orbiting the sun
oldmanwalker
Right you are Ken
jimbodoomface
Or, according to some sauces, hello centric.
RoyalGuardian
I'm confused. What is going on? Why did we put a car into orbit in space??
SlackerTactical
Why not?
Bibulus
This was the first test flight, so they weren't ready for a real payload and would have otherwise just sent up dead weight like concrete
znuff
It was a test for the Falcon Heavy to see if it can successfully deliver a large payload.
SgtKnux
I hear that maternal figures will be on the next manifest.
RutherfurdBHayes
probshouldntsayitbut
leaving a car on a planet would be a pretty dick move.
doctorbocker
The whole thing is a little stupid. Yay for unnecessary space garbage, I guess?
Ber4nger10
Space is pretty big so there's room for a joke. Just don't clutter earths orbit.
Excarius
At least the parkings free.
OtterlyMagnificent
I think he just wants it waiting for him when he arrives in 20 years.
wadenelson1
Springsteen reccomends "burned out Chevrolets"
Kamasu0Tra
Why is that? Do you think it is going to wreck the local environment or something?
Jocktopus
Actually, that's exactly why. It's contaminated with Earth life which could infect Mars, and any life that is there.
Kamasu0Tra
Well, we have had Curiosity on Mars for the last 7 years and it has no found signs of life, or that life had existed on Mars. How long do we
Bunsen
Mars probes go through crazy cleaning procedures to guarantee that they don't harbor bacteria. The Tesla, not so much. There's an ...
Kamasu0Tra
have to wait for fear of destroying something, that as best as we can tell, does not exist?
ThatDiceGuy
Into the sun. Blasting David Bowie.
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
jimbodoomface
Im crying a bit at this image. Its how he would have loved to go. Nice name btw.
HillOfBeans
So would have John Denver. He tipped his plane into the sea a decade too soon.
ThatDiceGuy
Thanks Jimbo
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
It's not going into the Sun. Just going back forth between Earth's and Mars' orbits.
wantednokes
And no one is stopping him? He's allowed to do this?!
LurlineLumpkin
Who owns the permits for space? lol
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
There is this: http://www.unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwork/spacelaw/treaties.html
ThatDiceGuy
My bad. I remember reading somewhere it was going into the sun
IronGravyBoat
It's going to stay in a stable elliptical orbit that crosses the earth's and Mars' orbits, for at least the next several million years.
JT64
Actually going into the sun takes a surprising amount of planning an fuel.
ThatDiceGuy
Wouldn't you just have to give it a push in the right direction and it would make it there?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Did the central core make it? It's amazing regardless just wondering if it did make it back or not
ItalianUnicorn
YES !!!
InFin0819
It did not
Willybum84
Still fucking awesome regardless.
notyouraverageweeble
https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/6/16980954/spacex-falcon-heavy-rocket-middle-core-failed-landing
phatyuh
Elon confirmed that we lost the central core in the ocean. 2/3 is still fantastic though.
Stuey1221
To quote meatloaf. 2 outta 3 ain’t bad
5P4C3M4N
Went boom https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/6/16980954/spacex-falcon-heavy-rocket-middle-core-failed-landing there was audio that said lost it
KingOfOoO
Camera cutout as it was landing on the barge so from a viewers standpoint it almost landed
DamnSconnie
Core booster hit the drone ship at 300mph after failure to refire some Merlin engines and took out two of the drone ship engines.
itwasbuilticame
Elon announced it crashed. It ran out of fuel before landing.
itwasbuilticame
landed in the ocean
JMichaelAntoniewicz2
Per Elon, it ran out of ignition fluid so only 1 of 3 landing engines started, splashing down at ~300mph next to OCISLY
Ironreaper091
Too be honest the other two cores from what I understand, were already reused cores, so for them to land perfectly is amazing-
Ironreaper091
Even with losing the central core, it's pretty damn amazing that we got two used ones to land perfectly.
Mizuha112
If exploded "coating the drone board's deck with shrapnel"
Mizuha112
*boat
CanonOrNikon
early reports from the verge say no
CaldariBob
I wonder if someone miscalculated the weight of his roadster? :D
SierraSykes2
Confirmed lost. Ran out of fuel on landing burn, impacted at ~300mph. Unclear whether or not it hit the barge or the nearby ocean.
Staas
3 engines supposed to light, only center did due to lack of fuel. Splashdown about 100m from the ASDS, apparently took out 2 ASDS thrusters.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cygUnhAGdWc
Rubyredslippers33
Core Booster still unaccounted for
Unchartify
confirmed as lost landed in the ocean at 300 MPH close to the platform a shame. however, not the end of the world.
notleftshark
So that's to fast for landing?
EccentricNimoy
Platform of shame?
Stuey1221
This is going to sound really stupid, how important was it to save the central core? Was I meant to land like the boosters?
TheFunkyCodingMonkey
It didn't have enough fuel to reignite all of the engines and was lost.
Stuey1221
Not 100% clued up on the launch :(
this1is1my1imgur1username
It was meant to land calmly; the fact that it did not just means that SpaceX doesn't have it all figured out yet.
spacecatexplorer
It was meant to land yes, only reason it's important is because its designed to be reused, so having it land too would be 100% success
minipancho94
It's just cost saving. The boosters alone reduce the cost immensely. Saving the core would make space vacations a legit possiblity someday.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
It was meant to land out on a drone ship in the ocean. It's not the highest priority but if it was lost they need to know why and fix it
spicysenor
Confirmed lost.
FuzzyX
The core did not have enough fuel left & reentered too quickly crashing into the sea near the drone ship killing two drone ship engines.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
It was lost, but since this was a maiden voyage and it didn’t blow up spectacularly, it is a major major success
spotinthesky
Said 2 of 3 engines didn’t fire and it hit the water going 300 mph...
spotinthesky
https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/6/16980954/spacex-falcon-heavy-rocket-middle-core-failed-landing
710FPS
Ran out of propellant from what Elon just said, hit the water/drone ship too fast. There should be footage at some point.
AbigailLongbottom
No. Elon said two engines failed to ignite, not that it didn’t have propellant.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Well, two engines could fail to reignite if they lack propellant. So we'll just have to wait for more details.
covfefetarian
Source?
710FPS
I'm watching the press conference right now. He said it about like 5 min before I commented.
710FPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORTP545vAc
davejeep
Dot
GingeraffeTW
I've never heard him speak before, kinda caught me off guard and that man is a fucking genius.
PopotheMal
Thanks for the link and updated information, you rock!
DragonXneoN
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spacecatexplorer
Unconfirmed reports that it did not make it, audio heard "we lost the centre core"
randomthoughtswhilebrowsingimgur
I thought they were referring to the live feed but I haven't heard any news otherwise so it's quite possible
brakiachi
That's what I thought. The launch director seemed way too happy for it to be a loss
mirhagk
The twin boosters landed was impressive enough. And none if the Landers are critical, they are all for cost savings
spacecatexplorer
It's possible it meant to the live feed, but at the moment it seems unsure seems nothing else has been said about it, guess we gotta wait
randomthoughtswhilebrowsingimgur
Could just be waiting for the excitement to die down to announce some unfortunate news. But either way the whole launch was amazing
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
It's been confirmed. Two of the three engines failed to ignite for reentry and the core hit the water at 300mph. Still amazing
Dayrest
Do you have a source for that?
Toasterbot959
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MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/2/6/16980954/spacex-falcon-heavy-rocket-middle-core-failed-landing
Dayrest
Cool thanks
SomeGeographer
https://www.engadget.com/2018/02/06/spacex-falcon-heavy-center-core-lost/
N1njas
Www.google.com
Dayrest
When I asked that, Elon musks twitter, and the spaceX website didn't say anything about it.
rooski
I fucking clicked the link.