When it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month and my neighbor's lawn is all brown from that month of excessive heat, so I'm helping to reseed his grass

Aug 20, 2024 9:56 AM

MasterChristopher

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Alternately, there's this old gem! ⇒ v

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love this one, especially how long its been around

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Call this guy State Farm

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The face and voice I make after a night of Popeyes

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If that actually makes something grow... Son you got a condition

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me when it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month and my neighbor is watering his lawn while the entire county is under water restrictions.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because, that's what heroes do

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For him, it was the greatest night of his life. For you, it was a Tuesday.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You again?! Shoo!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wont go as far as saying its the wrong seed, but I am curious about the outcum.... See what I did there?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I seed what you did there

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what a good neighbor you are.

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They call me StateFam

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Some call me the gangster of love.

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"Fuck you, T̶o̶n̶y̶ Maurice!" ~Ezekial, probably

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A proper meme for a Tchewsday mornin'.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

MRW its 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month and I see batman standing in the sprinklers I've filled with a combination of mild acid, weedkiller, and urine to kill off the grass so I can replant it

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I'm Bateman.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Another hero in action at 3:32am

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I mean, peeing, sweating, or vacationing for that caribbean jerk do provide water to the grass...its a jumping off point. Maybe you could try a sprinkler on your next try, or hawk tuah. They all work, just some better than others

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

its been a while

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Speaking of heat, my second fan broke down today, leaving me without air circulation. I should be able to schedule a trip to get replacements later today, but by god is it uncomfortable until then.

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https://i.imgur.com/Gi9cwgR for reference

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It's really been 10 years?!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why 3:32 though?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That is the question

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The randomness is what makes it great.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Remember when most viral posts would get over 10,000 upvotes? Pepperidge farms remembers.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

A lot more users back then

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A lot more porn too. Wonder if there's a connection we're missing....

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bring back the porn - Dr cox probly

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When it’s 3:32 am and your arm is about to fall off, but jerking it is one of the only ways your brain feels happy chemicals, but all the prescription pills the doc give you make it impossible to finish…

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ancient ritual persists!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE MEME LIVES ON!!!

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huh?>

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A good old meme.

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

like 10+ years I was there when it showed up!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is a true classic.

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It's been a while.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Feels like it.

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