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CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Dat kid's face :D
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
https://youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZE
iggylights
Danielle was only 13 or 14 in this picture FYI.
januskincaid
Me too, Danielle. Me too.
therandombagofmeat
FudgeLicense
Blackfinity
Isn't Danielle like 13 or 14 here?
ButtscratchMcPherson
*googles* Yes.
throwawaygizmo
saintbrun
Danielle Brisebois got a fair bit thicker as she’s aged, and I’m not gonna lie, it works for me.
eetsumkaus
are you telling me Jamie Lee Curtis has had MILF energy since forever?
TempAgency
I see signs of skin-colored tights!
Dracology
My brain must not be working tonight. I saw the picture and went "since when did David Bowie have such rocken tits?"
ethajn
So let me get this straight, you’re telling me that this isn’t David Bowie and Eddie Van Halen?
UpNorthAndFreezing
Danielle has a crush
SwissScars
Some fish have all the luck. Yes, Wanda - I'm Talking about YOU!
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Danielle looks painfully thin.
unluckyandbored
She's also a child in this photo.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
So pedophile standards. Checks out.
MungChomper69420
A child and an Amazon
theworldcouldbeflat
Witnessed
jimhotep
I missed the little demon.
OrkenMork
I loved Jamie in True Lies...
AllBent
Danielle, anything more than a mouthful is a waste.
darkoshen
The original hardbody.
mytruepersonality
I never knew who the other person was so now I do. Shes Danielle Brisebois and shes 14 in this picture...
rolliefingers
Suddenly, an evil child appears. It has Michael Cera's face, for some reason.
SCP1504
Now I can’t unsee it…
rolliefingers
WellThatsOriginal
Where the hell has @ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday been?
rolliefingers
Apparently his abilities have advanced to include the creation of actual human beings, time traveling ones, who have Michael Cera's face.
MrRareza
wfo87Stang
My eyes are up here
eetsumkaus
I've made my choice
Sebastopol140
Same energy.
emu314159127001
"nice tits, puttana."
marthafarquar
Heisanevilgenius
I love how even though all three of these have the same energy, all three are completely different situations
FlintNorth44
Same energy
Apeofdeath
umbrellamaker
"oh buddy"
LadyNetrex
I feel I'm missing something here. It's probably a movie I haven't seen.
CMDRGrekles
The Halloween movie series
Shewy92
She was in the Halloween movies. Michael Myers wore a William Shatner mask. The hockey mask was another horror movie called Friday the 13th with Jason Voorhees.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
whaaaaaaaat?? Holy shit, I never knew that was a William Shatner mask. Granted, I've never seen the movies, but I have seen that face millions of times on the internet. TIL for realz.
mygodhasabiggerdick
Yeah, they found a generic Shatner mask, teased out the hair and sprayed it white. Fucking genius ! I do think Shatner should make some kind of stink (in jest) about it after all these years. "I was in some of the most foundational horror movies ever, and not ONCE did I ever get credit."
asm80dfa8sdfj
Technically it's two movies you haven't seen, she was in one and he's talking about another, hence the look. (She was in Halloween, he's talking about Friday the 13th)
umbrellamaker
That face she's, it's the visual representation of "bless your heart"
LadyNetrex
Oh, thank you =)
zalamander
jimhotep
FYI: She still has a fine pair...
OriginalAndWitty
Still has a fine everything, aging very gracefully.
denimdenis
Except brain, I think she’s a Trumper/Maga parrot now
TheDiscoVampire
iidky
Trading Places. iykyk
n0n53n53
first on-screen boobs I'd ever seen
emu314159127001
Stealth boobs. "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" Or boobs in a silly comedy
n0n53n53
I mean, it was the 80s, boobs were in pretty much every movie then
emu314159127001
That they were
huey9k
MERRY NOOO YEEEAH!!!
P0sit1veTh0ughts
I mean, yes, as a kid. Now we have Google.
iidky
Yes, but the rest of the movie is hilarious,
P0sit1veTh0ughts
Yes, we’re talking about the tits though
PostHartmann
Le tits now
iidky
Yes, yes we are. The movie is still worth a watch though.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
100%, in my top favs
choppedliveraldente
Yea but tits
jag176
Remember when Jamie retweeted a pic of cowering kids in support of the apartheid state of Israel, and then deleted it when the cowering kids turned out to be Palestinian, instead of just admitting that Israel was the bigger bad guy? https://www.euronews.com/culture/2023/10/12/rage-against-the-machines-tom-morello-condemns-harm-to-all-children-after-jamie-lee-curtis
Fiacre54
Remember when we didn’t make fucking everything about politics?
Vercury
Sweetheart, everything relates back to politics one way or another. It impacts EVERYTHING.
jag176
Yeah, lets keep admiring the beauty of a supporter of a genocidal apartheid state!
johnxbear
Hitler made good art. Beauty is Beauty regardless of its involvement with the person.
TehBox0rz
Hitler made bad art - that’s why he didn’t make it into art school!
johnxbear
I wonder what the kids who passed made.
Vercury
I studied art. It is very much agreed upon in the art world, then and now, that Adolph Hitler was not a good artist.
johnxbear
Just awful. Terrible artist right?
RidiculouslyIncompetent
OliverClothesoff70
Sexiest & funniest & sexiest scene of ALL 90s action movies!
Clayman8
Fun fact, the part where she falls and gets up instantly wasnt scripted. Curtis slipped, kept her cool and kept going. Arnie getting up to help is a real reaction
smokinghashalg
Lot of people think her licking that pole is cgi. But, its probably not..
AntiProtonBoy
It’s a real terminator schlong
Sebastopol140
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
In this scene, her husband lied to her and coerced her into performing a striptease for who she thought was another man. This scene was fucked.
crateo
Let people enjoy things.
CaldariBob
The arrest & interrogation scene just before this was what I always found so cringey. I want to say it was just a product of its time, but it was 1994, not 1984.
shameofslate
Yeah, it was like extraordinary rendition and she was Al Qaeda or something. She was terrified, justifiably so.
And to add insult to injury, it’s Arnold’s fault in the first place for never being there for her. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have been susceptible to the charms of sleezy Bill Paxton.
CaldariBob
At least his character made it through the movie alive, so he had that going for him!
DianNaoChong
The whole movie is awful to her the whole time and it really ruins the film for me now.
JustSomePersonThere
Same. It’s fucking shitty how she was treated.
JustSomePersonThere
Correct! Fuck your downvoters.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
We’ll ride the downvote train together because I’m with you on this one.
XorKaya
There's also other scenes where her husband brutally murders people! It's horrible!
Nostradamuswaswrong
Fuck off, True Lies is great.
ialoneambest
Yeah, the movie does what it sets out to do.
txchief11
The movie is about a serial liar for the government. I remember being a teenager in the theatre thinking, “How is Arnold the fucking good guy?’
darthinebriated
Probably the bit where the bad guys are a terrorist organization that is attempting to nuke 4 major American cities. Turns out lying to your family is less egregious then setting off 4 nukes in major population centers.
darthinebriated
Lol lil bitch blocked me. To answer your question at the end there you over sensitive bitch Arnie is the good guy because even though he lied to his family the people he is opposing are so much worse. In movies ( and the real world ) you don't have to be perfect to be the good guy.
txchief11
The author can write whatever the fuck they want, dummy, there are no given conditions for a movie, you just repeated the slop they wrote to try and make their lying jingoist into a hero.
420supercoolusername69
Jfc my guy it’s a cheesy 90s action flick. Taken in context with the storyline, it makes sense, but people gotta be mad I guess
DianNaoChong
The context makes it worse, the whole film basically hates her for existing
txchief11
My guy, the movie creates the context. The context is it’s okay to live a lie to the people you love cause you’re doing for it for your job and country. I remember thinking it was messed up while watching it in the theatre. This kind of boomer bullshit is why half of genx is shit for brains, I remember, I was there.
420supercoolusername69
Is… is this a joke? Do you know how stories work? Person has problem. Person has to change to solve problem. This movie is about the negative impacts of lying set in a spy-action world. Do you remember the end? When the truth comes out and they’re all a happy family again? The movie is dated for sure, but looking to a movie like this for moral clarity or guidance is fuckin weird.
keyblader1985
People have a weird belief that bad action in a story is tantamount to the story/author supporting that act. Bad things happen in life and in stories; lots of times even the protagonists do something bad. That doesn't mean anyone said it's okay to do that thing.
420supercoolusername69
Forgot to mention that the whole “set up your wife” theme was explicitly said to be over the line. Tom Arnold’s character literally spends that part of the movie repeatedly telling AS he’s going too far.
Fendeezy
It wouldn't be the internet if someone didn't get mad at something.
txchief11
I remember being disgusted by Arnold’s character in this way back before the internet. This movie was a major blockbuster at the time.
Fendeezy
Ok, grandpa. Make sure you take your calcium supplements, wouldn't want you to fracture a hip getting off that high horse of yours.
moisthole
You’re wrong the internet is a happy place where everyone gets along and agrees on everything.