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Jan 12, 2024 1:43 AM
AnotherDoggedContender
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chiefrunswithscissors
#5 that's a stretch
TricksyHobbsits
Thank you! The spots are so far apart that it doesn't seem like a connection at all
TheGhostMinx
YOU MISSED! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of youuuu--!
Snooj
21. When Mulan snuck away to take her father's place she saw her parents extinguish the candle in their room and they totally banged.
Ohdearaudrey
I couldn’t tell if half of these were those sarcastic facts
Snooj
#1 Mulan doesn't have paws but Scooby-Doo.
hllb
Lol <3
erusaro
One of the best movies and a great story that I personally feel was well done in the animated series. The music was great and really drove home a lot of the story. I’ll make a man out of you is so catchy and the video part just really lays in on how much better Mulan was at these “man” tasks. A perfect movie that I’m just glad they never made a live action for… yep totally glad they didn’t do one where they decided to not have any songs in it. Perfect how it is.
ItsAWonderfulButt
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulan_%282009_film%29 This is the best live action version
Lachwen
#5 Those aren't hidden Mickeys. An actual hidden Mickey uses the profile of the iconic Mickey logo, with the circles touching.
Badmusick
If I recall correctly, Eddie Murphy's song got cut because it was too raw. There was a real concern it would drive small children delirious
penguinbutts
But did Mushu like to party all the time? Party all the time? PARTY ALL THE TIII-I-IIIIIME?
MahuAurelius
solrev
The OG poem is amazing. https://people.wku.edu/haiwang.yuan/China/tales/mulan.htm
jimjong1
For anyone wondering
木 兰 诗
唧唧复唧唧，木兰当户织。不闻机杼声，唯闻女叹息。
问女何所思？问女何所忆？“女亦无所思，女亦无所忆。
昨夜见军帖，可汗大点兵。军书十二卷，卷卷有爷名。
阿爷无大儿，木兰无长兄。愿为市鞍马，从此替爷征。”
东市买骏马，西市买鞍鞯，南市买辔头，北市买长鞭。
朝辞爷娘去，暮宿黄河边。不闻爷娘唤女声，但闻黄河流水鸣溅溅。
旦辞黄河去，暮至黑山头。不闻爷娘唤女声，但闻燕山胡骑声啾啾。
万里赴戎机，关山度若飞。朔气传金析，寒光照铁衣。将军百战死，壮士十年归。
归来见天子，天子坐明堂。策勋十二转，赏赐百千强。
可汗问所欲，“木兰不用尚书郎，愿借明驼千里足，送儿还故乡。”
爷娘闻女来，出郭相扶将；阿姊闻妹来，当户理红妆；
小弟闻姊来，磨刀霍霍向猪羊。开我东阁门，坐我西阁床；
脱我战时袍，着我旧时裳；当窗理云鬓，对镜帖花黄。
出门看火伴，火伴皆惊惶。“同行十二年，不知木兰是女郎。”
雄兔脚扑朔，雌兔眼迷离。双兔傍地走，安能辩我是雄雌？
abc987
To be honest, I am still wondering. But its not you, its me.
9z2nf02h
Most of these are bullshit
Kirj4v4
I think most of these are accurate, the voice actors are easy to check. Chris Sanders did voice Little Brother.
JimFromMarketing
I know! Obviously there was no dog in Mulan
BonafideHomicide
#19 Those are cherry blossoms. Her father even said, after her meeting with the matchmaker, about the cherry blossoms being beautiful, and recognizing the one that had not bloomed yet, and creating a very meaningful metaphor for Mulan being a late bloomer.
PalaverQuader
and yet they look more like magnolias >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnolia_liliiflora and also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hua_Mulan states that 木蘭 means magnolia ... searching for that again gives alot of magnolia pics. funny.
springbreak3003
i was looking for someone to call this out!
dwilson0725
I don't believe most of these.
DidItForScience
#7 Lea Salonga https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lea_Salonga
sistermoon
Tony Award winning Lea Salonga!
unclesporky
#1 Every extra line added to a cartoon character either ages them or makes them look more masculine. See the American Gothic ancestors just underneath, one simple line under the eyes becomes deep bags showing advanced age. So the fingernails are left off unless the character has big mitts which are a significant part of their overall appearance.
astrangehop
Was there a good reason for the nipples?
unclesporky
Yes.
MerriMod
It's also a case of animation oversight and/or using fingernails to further accent movement and shape of the hand. In "Honor to Us All", two characters have fingernails, but one has his fingernails vanish mid-motion when his hands change position. Moments later, the boys who steal a girl's doll have fingernails while the girl doesn't. - https://youtu.be/O2QJ5n1uQWU?si=C2tjl40tfN0HwYCD&t=69
d0o0o0d
...Grand Moff Tarkin is a Disney character now, y'know...
Marikhen
So are the characters from the Alien franchise which means that the chestburster from Alien 3 that killed Ripley is the first and only Disney Princess to have ever killed her Prince(ss) Charming. One could even argue that ultimately it was her kiss that was fatal for Ripley.
MichelGoussu
In old french gangsta lingo 3 dots means "mort aux vaches" an equivalent of ACAB (that translates into death to cows). Seems made up now that I read it, I'm gonna check. Yep, confirmed : https://www.lalanguefrancaise.com/dictionnaire/definition/mort-aux-vaches Three dots to reveal a conflicted relationship to authorities.
TallynNyntyg
Gimli: "Still only counts as one!"
flyingmonkeystick
Gimli said it only counts as one because despite being an impressive kill, the oliphaunt Legolas killed was still one individual. So his kill count only went up by one. Here, everyone on Alderaan died, so the kill count went up by about two billion.
TallynNyntyg
I was just referencing a meme. I wasn't using the quote to invalidate it. Like when people use the "It's super-effective!" meme when referring to something not doing damage.
coalminersknuckle
pancreas
I cast summon bigger fish! https://darthsanddroids.net/comics/darths0033.jpg
finitetoast
Now there’s a blast from the past
therandombagofmeat
Comet260
Oh look, it's your average corpo board of directors.
2graves
No
Matdredalia
Actually......*yeah.* With Star Wars and Marvel being under Disney now, that *does not* hold up, at all lol. Mulan might as well be a chump in comparison to say, Darth Maul or *frickin' THANOS.*
highisophotography
Maybe they meant Disney Princess? Though Mulan isn’t a princess… she’s just the wife of a general and a friend of the emperor 🤔
Shaows
Tarkin's kill streak gets claimed by Palpatine
rubypilgrim
palpatine also a disney character, right?
3Davideo
Somehow, Palpatine has gotten the credit.
OptimusPom
Somehow Palpatine returns with the winning stat
FizzleBurger
Tarkin to Palpatine:
4vie
Krennic was such a petty character. But he was played really well by... whoever it was that portrayed him.
Klavierbauer
Orson Callan Krennic got shot in the head with the death star by Tarkin and the laser operators.
d0o0o0d
Debatable. Tarkin gave the order to fire, so IMO he's got the strongest claim.
Shaows
But Palpatine gave him the Death Star project
TallynNyntyg
That's like saying the inventor of the AK-47 has a high kill count because of its high usage.
Shaows
It's more like the President of the U.S. approving a nuke launch compared to the General that gave the final command to press the button, the President is still completely responsible for the whole thing.
A1ekazam
You're both forgetting the sequels... One shot blew up like a whole solar system.
KaboomKrusader
What sequels? I don't recall any sequels.
TallynNyntyg
Why not the laser operator? That's like saying a general giving orders to fire has a higher kill count than the men doing the shooting.
d0o0o0d
Laser operator didn't make the decision to fire, Tarkin did.
Klavierbauer
THE OPERATOR FIRED THE LASER WHENEVER HE FELT DAMN READY TO!!
TallynNyntyg
Yes, but the operator pulled the trigger. Like I said, it's like if the general took credit for a soldier pulling the trigger and killing an enemy.
kaeghl
Yess!! I came to say this! I started a screaming match at a whole bar trivia night by throwing this out there.
nitemayr
"Mistress Death" and "Kang" both have multiple whole universes under their belts, all Disney.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Wow, Disney really is the destroyer of worlds, aren't they?
CeterumCenseo
Always has been ...
Xubat
Depends on if it's worth distinguishing characters made by Disney vs. characters owned by Disney. That being said many of the characters Disney has "made" exsisted before the movies and are from fairy tales and other historical literature, so, I think this one goes to the Moff.
MageEpic
What about the new episodes with Starkiller base destroying multiple planets?
Almaadin
Thanos
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Avengers: Ctrl+Z
nitemayr
"Only Half?" Kang and the TVA have done WHOLE UNIVERSES.
Blank1612
TVA is a group though, but you can argue that count goes to Victor Timely I guess
RuPaulsWig
So is Thanos
65454685132465846865163
And his musical number was the greatest of all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT4shwU4Yc4
hellfirerains
To confirm a kill, there must be remains to count. Therefore tarkin has a confirmed planet destroyed count, but no body count
wadatahmydamie
Seems kinda arbitrary, considering “confirmed kills” aren’t a real thing in the military.
dohcohv
#6 the military probably forced her to fight right handed, most did.
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
She's also specifically writing cheat notes on her arm in that shot, which means it's not necessarily because she usually writes left handed. Might just be easier to read off her right arm
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
This was my first thought as well
Maverickaura
i feel like it was most likely an animation oversight than anything intentional. this list is kinda suspect since it called basically "any group of three dots not even connected to eachother" a mickey mouse reference
dragoonwraith
I visited a castle in Wales where the tour guide claimed that 7/8 towers spiraled one way, but the last one spiraled the other way and was manned by left-handed defenders, since lefties were approximately 1/8 of the population. No idea if it’s true.
InnocentValley
I've heard somewhere that lefties are about 12% which is not too far from 1/8th. Although google says 10% but I guess it can vary depending on location.
silv0s
Try writing on your right arm with your right hand, that is very difficult. Don't think that makes her left-handed. But yeah, people were mostly taught and trained to use their right hand, even if they are left-handed.
Omnomnomicon
She was just trying to fake out the Man in Black.
cawstrife
A sword is not usually wielded by your dominant hand
buu342
Incredibly wrong. Source: Illustrations on historical combat manuscripts, paintings, and I practice fucking HEMA.
LychFinderGeneral
Clymenus000
Source?
downrightmike
They found a ruby encrusted sword in England, they think being a lefty made the guy unbeatable. Some mid evil king I think
TheWombatStrikesAgain
If you're nobility, you might be allowed to be different.
IconicM
You're sure he wasn't high evil?
downrightmike
Autocorrect wouldn’t let me type it right
TheGreatBlueHeron
Neat! Also, the word you wanted is "medieval".
TheRicM
I think he might have been high evil or possibly low evil
backitupthunder
Was the king average at being evil or an average king who was otherwise evil
BishlamekGurpgork
It's an advantage, like a boxer, against people who aren't used to it. But it would mean less for a noble. The reason soldiers might be taught only righty is because they fight in formations, and shields on every man's left leave a path for every man's right to attack; weapons and armor for entire Arthur sometimes had design features like cutouts for a spear, that assumed certain weapons or formations.
BishlamekGurpgork
Keep in mind that historians also thought people putting knives on rafters were getting them closer to the sun god to make them sharper, instead of keeping them out of the reach of children.
transientmind
Also I’m a left handed writer, but do everything else right-handed. We’re out there, it’s not that weird, they’re different actions requiring different muscles. XD
Unclescam
Total made up by me thing that I totally believe...most lefties are a fair bit more ambidextrous than the righties.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Lefty who was trained by the school system to be a righty. I write right-handed, switch hands depending on seating arrangement for eating, and do most of my job left handed except using my winch bar, I do that right handed. It's easier to stick to right for a lot of things where handedness determines tool shape, I can do either way about equally but stuff like scissors, unless someone hands me lefty scissors I might as well do it with my right and save the hassle.
modus0
I'm left dominant, but shoot right-handed, because my left eye's visibility is pretty shitty. I'd probably have trouble hitting the broad-side of a barn trying to aim with that eye.
unclesporky
I do not accept that literally any vague collection of 3 dots must be a "hidden Mickey" unless it's confirmed by the creators. People are hunting desperately for them like Jesus in their toast.
MadHatter69
Or Jesus in their dog's butthole
MerriMod
Seconded, especially considering this specific kind of dappling and coloration is really commonplace. Hidden Mickeys are a thing, but this really doesn't seem like one of them
thebonesofmyancestors
One time I found a young Ben Kenobi on my toast.
ehlo326
But he's just some crazy old wizard that lives in the desert.
skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittles
Especially on a grey horse that usually have dapples aka dots
MrPengy
It depends on the arrangement. A circle with two smaller circles above and to the sides is probably supposed to be Mickey ears
Lesgrylls
It made me question the validity of the rest of the tbh
nekuth
. . .
PrincessWendyB
I know a guy works at Disneyland, and "hidden Mickys" are indeed a thing there. Threedots, a hairstyle with two buns, all sorts.
blainetog
Hidden Mickey's are absolutely a thing, but usually the circles at least somewhat resemble the classic Mickey symbol. In this case, the dots don't have a clear distinction between head and ears, so I'm inclined to think they don't count.
MrglBrglGrgl
Yeah, every hidden mickey I've seen has been clearly deliberate. These... not so much
Goldensands
Eh could just be a stylistic choice. I doubt Mickey was big in China when Mulan came out.
NotSomoneElse68
I wouldn't be surprised, though. It is kind of a thing they do.
Klaaism
At least Jesus toast can be sold.
Youhavinagiraffe
If Jesus toast was drawn from scratch by people employed by the Vatican then I'd be more included to believe it was an image of Jesus. The main reason it's a silly logical leap is that pattern came about through natural processes, a thing you can't apply to a cartoon
Fengor
My Jesus toast told me to kill Abe Lincoln, he was really upset when I told him that Lincoln died 159 years ago.
ballinthegroin
#16 The scientist from Jurassic Park? Wasn't he on Law and Order for like 20 years?
neverenoughdoggos
Thank you!
CityYeti
#2 What people don't realize is the people in the painting are father and daughter
Hoiloidl
The woman in the picture is the artists's sister, the man is their dentist. Those people were not related nor married. The interpretation of the picture itself and the artist's intent are open to interpretation though.
CityYeti
In American Gothic, Grant Wood directly evoked images of an earlier generation by featuring a farmer and his daughter posed stiffly and dressed as if they were, as the artist put it, “tintypes from my old family album.” They stand outside of their home, built in an 1880s style known as Carpenter Gothic.
everythingiscats
#1 Neither does Jasmine or Pocahontas or Aurora.. most of the Disney princesses I bet. Probably done to make their hands look more delicate and feminine.
MerriMod
It varies. Some characters have fingernails, others don't, and some characters gain or lose their fingernails mid-animation. For example, Li Shang doesn't have fingernails even when he's being shown flaunting his muscles, shirtless. Chi-fu, who is joked about for his unmasculine traits, has fingernails. Yao does have fingernails in most scenes, but loses them in others. Princess Jasmine, for another example, has fingernails in some scenes but loses them in others. It's a quirk of animation.
jwh236
#16 this always bugged me. BD Wong can sing! Why bring Donny into this
softballguy
RIGHT?! Wong does musical theater! He works on Broadway! He has a Tony!
masterchillah
YES - SAME!!! So weird. (Also TIL BD stands for Bradley Darryl. No wonder he goes by BD - he seems to be the least Bradley Darryl person ever).
Kbantar
My brother writes left handed but does nearly everything else right handed.
pancreas
I'm right handed, but apparently I play pool like a lefty (aim with right hand, shoot with left).
transientmind
Yeah, me too. It’s not that weird! Fine motor control on the left, everything else on the right!
JimFromMarketing
Everything?
ServerMonkeyKing
Does he weigh the same as a duck?
Kbantar
He's a bus driver, so weighs as much as many many ducks.
ServerMonkeyKing
*dejected* not a witch.
DisguisedLizardThing
Or many witches...
Nuckinfutts8
#20 not with starwars being apart of Disney
AerospaceNinja
Or MCU
Almaadin
Thanos
Snooj
Star Wars is actually a part of Disney.
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Snooj
Some people got it.
hewgothestrange
#5 not a fucking chance is that a mickey mouse
OtherPlayers
#3 could also happen if his eyes were glowing.
pareidoliaperson
Or, and get this, it's a cartoon!
JackalopeElope
That's not how glowing works. Magic works. Transparent skull/eyes works. Laser eyes could work. Glowing eyes wouldn't work.
OtherPlayers
Sure it would, it's just that his eyes would need to be as bright as the firelight and sunken enough into his head that the light didn't disperse outwards. So maybe "if his eyes were spotlights" would be a better description than just "glowing".
To see a similar effect IRL just point a laser pointer at your shadow, then imagine holding a bunch of laser pointers of identical strength and color as the light behind you.
queernosaur
#8 but.... at the time she was doing the voice over, wouldn't the movie already be done and all?
Antineutrino11
Was going to say, I doubted they went back and reanimated for that
somnif
They'll usually record initial voice work on animatics or even just storyboards. The animators then work to capture the energy and "tone"
Antineutrino11
Oh interesting, will have to look more into that process. I guess I figured the actors would act based on how the animation was done.
somnif
It does vary occasionally, like a lot of Anime is drawn then recorded (or used to be anyway?). Its cheaper/faster, but rougher looking.
TracerReaperSoldierMei
I came to look for this comment.
BigBlueWonder
Usually with animation, they create the story board and rough animation first. Then the voice acting and then the final animation. That way you can animate in little nuances that the actors provided in their roles.
Noahbalboa82
#6 That's what I do. Fine motor movement is lefty, most other with right
quzar
Or because she's writing onto her right arm she needs to use her left hand. When it came time to write on the left arm ...
MerriMod
Mulan uses chopsticks, pours tea, gathers her hair, and puts on her shoe with her left hand, and reflexively grabs moving items (a stolen doll, a thrown staff, etc) with her left (when other characters in the same scene vary using left, right, or both hands, so it's not just uniformity in animation). She's shown using both hands in dominant positions before and after the montage in "I'll Make a Man Out of You", so she was ambidextrous to begin with but left-hand dominant until after training.
Noahbalboa82
Wow, you've studied up on Mulan
Pheehelm
#17 Including for "I'll Make a Man Out of You." https://youtu.be/tgBcQA9A3zA
DMSledge
Too bad he's such a terrible person
TheRicM
I'll Make a Chan Out of You
lightfantasticem172
That's one of the only songs he sings so obviously..
Snooj
Many VAs do not sing their character's songs. It's common to bring in separate singing talent so it's nice to know when someone does both.
ProbablyNotMegatron
Who is upvoting this? This is the worst collection of movie facts I’ve ever seen…
JimFromMarketing
It's fun! And funny! Also, shut the fuck up!
CrisprCAS
#20 I'm pretty sure Goofy's body count is higher.
Caprittles
To bad we're not counting childrens media because i think the count from seseme street might have them beat
DJThuglifeSupreme
vegivamp
Furries, man.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
raineryuzaki
COME ON!
Jimmytheeel
Not that kind of body count
AndromedaBlade
you're a sinner. hyuk!
SuperPickle17
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
chaotropicagent
I’ll do it, fuckin’, again
kmikl
Again fuckin' it, I'll do.
demosteness
itsallaboutthecones
We are talking a different kind of body count though cuz goofy can get it.
PiccadillyPi
"Can you knot?" - them, probably
hereforthebewbs
ExplodingPortaPotty
GreetingsSirAndOrMaamIAmUsingThisFieldToIntroduceMyselfAscrsklr
The reason this is near impossible to read in goofys voice is mostly because this isn't goofy's typical vocabulary. The inflections gotta be inferred too. And the pacing for the pronunciation is also really challenging. Ima take a wild guess and say this is copypasta text onto a goofy graphic.
Odincdaj522004
Foygoox!
Luhood
Better, it's a very style-accurare fan comic (I think). Here's a "source": https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1433187-disney
Tried doing a quick Image Source Search but without any luck
Recidivous
And yet it was perfectly voice acted nonetheless: https://youtu.be/n7X3Q-mTluM?si=wXX3-hTa30R1DW2V
initforthespecs
Nobody beats out smurfette
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
CrisprCAS
Nosmurfy smurfs out Smurfette
aloharamada
I bet Smurfette has been smurfed out a lot, it's the gentlesmurfly thing to smurf
TeaOverdose
Do the Smurfs even know how to fuck a woman? They're not native to their species, Smurfette is a creation.
RemtonDulyak
While Smurfette is a creation of Gargamel, there actually is a village full of female Smurfs, with no males, in the movie (not the live action one), and the latest series takes this into account.
GaoFighGar
Smurfs don't have genitals
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GaoFighGar
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
It’s calleda cloaca
Seggs
a single female servicing an otherwise entirely male population clearly suggests an egg laying species!
MerriMod
Exclusively male Smurfs are brought as babies by the stork, from an unknown source somehow associated with the moon (specifically the occasional blue moon). However, Papa Smurf and Gargamel have repeatedly demonstrated magic that forcibly transforms objects and other living creatures into Smurfs, even to the point of wholly rewriting their personalities and memories. Smurfs are naturally "born" in an unknown manner, but have the option of assimilating other akin to the Borg.
Ahriman953
Horsenippleking
Nah spores, that’s why they live in the mushrooms, they are a byproduct of them
crackblind
Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!
thedarkdesert
The platypus would like a word.
Seggs
https://youtu.be/CNm9M7JDlq4
Horsenippleking
I cannot remember the next line. I just immediately think of “a god damn plesiosaur”
lpooptoomuch
kylo ren destroyed a solar system
Lunchbox1988
No
Gestalt7
Wasn't that General Hux?
Lunchbox1988
Yea
VanessaBludgeons
What about Ultron in "What If?"
Wonderwhim
Thanos killed half of everyone in the entire universe
PTKrieg
The TVA killed 100% of everyone in multiple universes, and they stay dead to boot.
justanotherdoug
Yeah but that was fixed.
Rignak
They got better.
wadatahmydamie
It didn’t last though
vwyx
The ones the Snap killed came back, but all the planets he killed half of everyone on apparently stayed dead.
pyrotronicalex
Deadpool destroyed the marvel universe
Villosopher
*One marvel universe, Deadpool killed him before he could get too far on the others