ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
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(Trans flag because if Jesus was a virgin birth (parthenogenesis) he'd have XX genes)
Fun factoid: Statistically parthenogenesis in animals happens often, but actually PROVING it is near-impossible. There are many anecdotal stories of it happening in humans, but disproving pregnancy via traditional means is difficult at best and most human parthenogenesis leads to tumors rather than offspring. http://www.zo.utexas.edu/courses/thoc/virginbirth.html
ArtisinalCheese
#4 .... That's a picture of a male shark...
CarefullyAimedFart
Life, uh finds a way
billiebitkiller
uhh parthenogenesis has never been proven in mammals and wouldnt it result in an exact genetic duplicate with no secondary contributing DNA?
larslikeslaughs
BlueDsc
Don't poon the shark!
coothlesscthulhu
MightyIink
It's either shark Jesus or shark Vader.
jswainhart
The second chumming!
Rynestrm
https://i.imgur.com/kRUfJfr
onecowboytoo
Do you want Sharknados? This is how you get sharknados.
TheOnlyChance
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo....
SmolSharkPerson
._. Mommy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Only Mom doo doo doo doo doo doo...
mrputter
Jesus Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo, Jesus Shark, doo doo doo doo... ✝️🦈
Vergenbuurg
jelladelta
Virgin Shark tututuru, virgin shark tututuru, virgin shark...
zimtheinvader
Holy shark no way
CorwinMacGregor
o/` Holy shark, doo doo do dooo... o/`
Fairemont
Jeeeesus Shark! Jew jew jew jew!
Fairemont
I'll probably get in trouble for that one...
iGotFOLDERS
SmolSharkPerson
._.
Ruik
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nomorehate
Shyguy95
One Tuvix for two of the OG crew? Sounds like simple numbers to me 🤷♀️
AntRam95
With the fact that transporter duplicates exist they should’ve been able to have all 3 of them
ZeroZeta
No, Janeway made the right choice.
Shyguy95
Omg 😆
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
NatureFindsAWay.gif
SindarElla
bemibet
I want to see Him walk on water.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
The epaulette shark can.
Endocrom
"You're gonna need a bigger cross" -Pufferfish Pilate
dancergurl
Jesus Shark doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
rockarolla
Behold our savior shark
BlueDsc
I'm glad she's back and just as big a dork as ever.
SmolSharkPerson
._. 'Sup?
RealEnglishRage
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RealityInflicted
What I take away from this is that "Sharknado" is basically religious canon. Jeremiah 23:19
FrickenLazers
Life ahh finds a way
Layendune
LetumComplexo
#2 all hail our lord and savior Blahaj.
FeChefImgur
@Mordy9 any word from Terry on this ?
Mordy9
letspoopandbrowse
Babel shark, too doo doo….
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
Parthenogenesis is rare, but it definitely occurs. Yes, she murdered Tuvix.
AntRam95
Transporter duplicates are a know thing to happen, just make it so you have all 3 crewmen, problem solved
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
GlacialFlour
I see that the comment I came here to make has been fulfilled. Off I go.
aubuc
Imnotactuallysatanindisguise
nomorehate
C141Clay
SleeperXib
Every part of this post checks out.
TheFastpaws
Meh, the ship needed the two peeps back.
AntRam95
Transporter duplicates are a know thing to happen, just make it so you have all 3
Comet260
Tuvok and Neelix had their bodily autonomy violated by Tuvix.
tyrsfavoritesword
One of them... and it wasn't a chef
OffTheGrid99
Yes she did and it was justified. Tuvix had “killed” two of her crew. And she got them back.
drugieuk5772
The killing is justified because...anyone else getting some Nazi vibes here?
DukeDarkwood
I am reasonably sure that Tuvix did not cause the accident that created him. Please restate the nature of your justification.
AntRam95
Transporter duplicates are a know thing to happen, just make it so you have all 3
eggmuffin
Bullshit. Her crewmen were dead, and she made two copies by murdering a third. That's three dead.
CommodoreSkippy
A Federation Captain possesses the right to order any member of crew to their death. Argue morality all you want, this fact remains true. That said, Tuvix was the result of a deadly accident. Given the opportunity to undo the incident and save the lives of two of her crew members, I find little moral ground to support choosing not to save them.
eggmuffin
How about that the cost of saving them is the life of another crewman?
DigiT00l
Especially since she could have cloned Tuvix using another transporter "accident"
Eldibs
One could argue that by not splitting Tuvix, she would be negligently allowing two crewmembers to die. Additionally, the crew needed as many hands as it could get as they were cut off from Federation support, so she would also be increasing the risk of losing the whole crew.
DigiT00l
Yeah, but one of those was Neelix, who posed an active danger to the ship half the time
sketch242
It's basically the trolley problem. https://i.imgflip.com/7hundd.jpg
SacrificialClam
He died for our fins
LompHoofd
ha!
SmolSharkPerson
._.
retailmemedrone
I snorted during a meeting because of this damnit.
MagmaCarta
gladysthebadyst
I’m dead 😂🤣
gelipanda
How is this not the top comment?
CharmingPrism
dont worry it is now.
SacrificialClam
I agree
derrymerbles
You would………………………..(me too tho)
icurays1
gonzar09
GeneralAnubis
I'm disappointed that I had to scroll so far to find this one
CopInTheUSA
WAYYY too far down
JayAdan
Same
tobs3n89
well, there it is
icurays1
It's the only reasonable response
GeneralAnubis
Larktonguesinadicecup
I'm ok with trans jesus if that's how jesus just is but why is shark jesus trans because they're born female? Aren't they just cis female shark jesus?
Ryanator50
so like... never seen the first Jurassic Park movie, huh?
implosion3
Larktonguesinadicecup
I have not!
Ryanator50
Spoilers then: some animals can physically change genders if there aren't enough males or females in their environment
Larktonguesinadicecup
Oh. Sure. A lot of fish, some frogs iirc.. I didn't need Jurassic park to know that. Is it that good? I'm not really a big movie guy. I do like Jeff Goldblum though.
RaineGrae
Today is a great day to fix that c:
EpicMarble
It implies she is the same soul as original Jesus, just now in the right (shark) body.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Wouldn't that just mean Jesus of Nazareth was the trans one, and the shark isn't?
SmolSharkPerson
._. I mean... perhaps both are simply nonbinary? All we know is Jesus was AMAB.
Larktonguesinadicecup
...is.. is it you??!
SmolSharkPerson
You say so. ._. Know that I love you and want you to remember: blessings and curses alike come through people. Seek blessings and they shall find you.
EpicMarble
I suppose it depends on what the word trans signifies. Currently it means both 'wanting to transition' and 'having transitioned', the latter of which this shark is just a humorous reference to. You are correct that there is no real need to specifically call the shark trans, but the same can be said for any trans person unless situationally relevant (like going to a doctor for a checkup).
Larktonguesinadicecup
For a minute I thought it was transpecies rather than transgender. Which, you know, I'm not really too openminded about people who identify as nonhuman animals but if this shark is legitimately the reincarnation of jesus then we need to answer a few questions like "does gender reside in the soul?" Because if the soul is without gender, then it doesn't matter what gender or biological sex body hosted it before
Larktonguesinadicecup
I'm not a Christian but I believe Christianity teaches that God is a male (what it means to be male in the absence of a corresponding female is in question for me - if god has a penis, whose vagina is it for?) And that Jesus is both human, a fully human male, and also God, and also God's son. So that's definitely male. And assuming god isn't physically embodied, we have a "male soul" or etheric essence in the form of God, or the God-within-Jesus. That kind of says to me that souls have gender,