Military Rations of the World, Part 6 - Britain!

Apr 29, 2017 8:15 PM

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Time for another military ration extravaganza! This post takes us over to Britain to explore the British Army 24 hour ration. During World War 2, and for many years after, the British people - military and civilian alike - were subject to strict rationing. Foreign food was the stuff of fantasy, as even travel to nearby France was beyond the means of most Britons.

Today, Britain's rich love of food and ethnic diversity is reflected in their military rations. J.R.R Tolkien would be pleased by the wide assortment of items that would satisfy a hobbit's desire for multiple meals throughout the day.

The 24-hour ration comes plainly packed in a sturdy cardboard box, with a proud Union Jack on the side.

The items are a combination of military and civilian-origin, most of which are sourced from the 'Beyond the Beaten Track' company. The accessories are helpfully contained within a large, sturdy ziploc back which can be reused for trash or storage of extras.

Breakfast items include:

-Blueberry turnover
-Smooth peanut butter spread
-Biscuits brown
-Just nuts. (How plain and sensibly British)

Several mains and snacks for your many hobbit-sized meals:

-Vegetarian Pasta with Beans in Tomato Sauce
-Lamb and Chickpea Tagine
-Chicken Sausages and Beans in Tomato Sauce
-Cookies and Cream Cereal Bar
-Tuna in Light Mayonnaise
-Chewing gum

Enough drink options to make no less than nine cuppas throughout the day!

-Apple flavored Energy Drink
-Orange flavored beverage powder
-Orange-flavored hot chocolate beverage powder
-Tutti Frutti flavored beverage powder-Cola flavored beverage powder
-Two packets of coffee (wisely sourced outside of Britain)
-Two packets of tea (breakfast and English, of course)

Accessory pack includes the following:

-Four packets of powdered creamer
-Five packets of sugar
-Four water purification tablets
-Five windproof matches and striker
-Two alcohol-free anti-bacterial wipes
-Spork*
-Hot Diggity Dog pepper sauce
-Packet of napkins
-14 grapefruit flavored boiled sweets

*The spork in the British MRE is made of good, sturdy plastic with relatively sharp tines, perfect for digging through ration pouches and trenches alike.

There are currently 15 different menus, and each comes with a helpful feedback survey for the Ministry of Defense. You could win an iPod Touch!

On to breakfast! Here we have some brown biscuits with peanut butter (which was creamy and smooth to the point of being runny), the cookies and cream bar (nicely crunchy, like a mix between crushed oreos and a rice krispie bar), a blueberry turnover, and of course, a nice cuppa Breakfast Tea (smooth and light, for a nice wake-me-up.)

The blueberry turnover is best served warm, and is surprisingly thick and fluffy - just like it came fresh out of the oven. And it's practically bursting with blueberry filling!

What's that, Pippin? We've already had breakfast.

Second breakfast! More peanut butter crackers, just nuts, boiled sweets, tuna on crackers, and a hot, fresh cuppa joe.

The nuts really are... just nuts. Could have used a bit of salt, very bland. The tuna had just the right amount of mayo in it, not too dry or too overwhelmed by the mayo.

You're now noticing that the coffee is smiling at you.

Now onto Elevensies! Vegetarian pasta with cola drink and boiled sweets.

The pasta dish was surprisingly flavorful, and with a texture I'd almost call meaty (sorry, vegetarians). You could really taste the tomato in the sauce.

I was really curious about the powdered cola drink. As it turned out, the flavor was closer to a strong iced tea, with a faint hint of lemon.

For lunch, lamb tagine with chickpeas, and apple energy drink.

The energy drink was, happily, not as acidic as I expected. It had a strong flavor of fresh apple juice, which I didn't expect from a beverage powder.

The lamb dish had plenty of meat in it, made up of compressed meat medallions, but they were a bit bland. The sauce, on the other hand, was rich and creamy, like a light curry. I really wished there was some rice to go along with this dish.

Last, for dinner was the chicken sausage and beans, hot chocolate with orange flavor, and the tutti frutti drink.

The sausages were tender and didn't have much flavor, while the beans in tomato sauce tasted just like you'd get out of a can. Adding some of the pepper sauce to this greatly improved the flavor.

The hot chocolate orange makes for a nice dessert drink at the end of a long day in the field. The orange flavor is subtle, mostly an aftertaste that mixes nicely with the rich chocolate.

Hot Diggidy Dog tax!

Cute pupper on the label, and seriously, this is a very good hot sauce. Slightly sweet with a hint of caramel, but also a nice medium spicy heat with a slow burn at the back of the tongue without irritating the throat. I'll be looking for more of this online.

Hope you enjoyed this review! I wanted to do Canada next, but it hasn't arrived just yet, so Part 7 will take us to... the Netherlands!

http://imgur.com/gallery/Rj2O6 - Part 1 - China
http://imgur.com/gallery/Yo3ng - Part 2 - Germany
http://imgur.com/gallery/Z16Ib - Part 3 - Poland
http://imgur.com/gallery/sMZSV - Part 4 - France
http://imgur.com/gallery/qGb4K - Part 5 - USA
http://imgur.com/gallery/c39uV - Part 6 - Britain
http://imgur.com/gallery/KmiwG - Part 7 - The Netherlands
http://imgur.com/gallery/GSxfv - Part 8 - Spain
http://imgur.com/gallery/6xw4S - Part 9 - Canada
http://imgur.com/gallery/IcEr6 - Part 10 - Lithuania
http://imgur.com/gallery/aIP60 - Part 11 - Russia
http://imgur.com/gallery/K0Tws - Part 12 - Italy
http://imgur.com/gallery/nt7WB - Part 13 - Sweden
http://imgur.com/gallery/yKbax - Part 14 - Denmark
http://imgur.com/gallery/r1ZUL - Part 15 - Australia
http://imgur.com/gallery/VPTSk - Part 16 - Latvia
http://imgur.com/gallery/IXemh - Part 17 - Norway
http://imgur.com/gallery/9klVU - Part 18 - Ukraine
http://imgur.com/gallery/kmPSY - Part 19 - Japan
http://imgur.com/gallery/JocOT - Part 20 - Croatia.

http://imgur.com/gallery/4AGTJ - Humanitarian Daily Ration

That monster spork looks like it could even be used for H2H in a pinch.

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

@OP Sweden?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meatballs. Meatballs everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish you showed the god awful hexi burner. Luckily the scoff still tastes good cold.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biscuits brown, for those times you don't want to stop to shit for a couple of days.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They replaced something called Biscuits AB, which people called "Biscuits Arsehole Blocking"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Save the hot chocolate for when you get back, tends to assist in getting things moving again.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was never taught this in cadets when on weekends away needless to say monday was eventful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"that's a nice ration, but let's get this out onto a tray..." *boop* "nice!"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah biscuits brown. Designed to make sure you never need a shit again.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And then. You can't shit for a week. Those clogg your backside up for days!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where do you get MREs?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where the fuck are the spearmint polos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you dissolve three of the sweets into hot water you get another drink.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A damn sight better than when i joined up in '81. The majority of the packs then were tins, bloody heavy tins.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you are unlucky enough to get the mushroom omelette for breakfast, you bin it and go hungry. It should be considered a war crime

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always get shat on for this, but the vegetarian all day breakfasts are the bomb

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steve1989 MREinfo is a great channel on youtube for MRE unboxing, he usually does ANCIENT ones from WW2 and shit, and has good commentary.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

101

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like Crazy Russian hacker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love imgur for exactly these posts - never thought of what other countries eat - Canada - 110% bacon is involved and maple something!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Russia has "eggplant caviar", which took my friend's husband like 20min to try to get me to understand. It's like a casserole sorta?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been waiting for this, love the British Ration packs. The Bacon and Beans breakfast was the bees knees.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was in the RAF (and not staying in hotels) we used to call the orange powder screech because of the noise made after drinking it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, in Canada, a Screech-in involves drinking local rum and kissing a cod. Then you're an official Newfoundlander!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell I'd do that for the rum!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the Russian version will be Diet Sausage, Tourist's Delight, and Bread (Stalker joke).

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/FfOTmfwRTFs look for yourself

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GET OUT OF HERE

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Blowout soon, fellow STALKER!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terribly sorry chap, but that's a union *flag* on the box, not a jack. See, that box isn't a battleship.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Parliamentary approval was given to regarding the Union Jack the National Flag in 1908 and in 1902

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well damn. I was so sure of myself too.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You learnt that from Rose Tyler, di'nt'cha?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where are you getting these? I'd love to try some

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cookies and Cream bars are my lifesource

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pre-Boil in the bag rations, anyone remember Bacon Grill you used to get in the tin?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that shit took some scraping out of a mess tin in an icy stream

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha didn't it just - but damn if it didn't fill my belly on some cold nights.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's definitely one of the better packs, but from what I experienced there wasn't one that was truly bad. Apart from the chocolate pudding

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Are 'Fruit Dumpling With Custard' a thing of the past now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss the old corned beef gash

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the packs of rolled oats to make your own readybrek. Mix with hot choc powder, breakfast of champs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an RAF cadet I once received beverage powder on a camp during a presentation. I put them in my waterproof jacket and forget about them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found them nearly a year later...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was tasty but hard as granite no matter what we tried

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you lose your spork, attack your enemy with your chocolate pudding!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I always remember being told to avoid the cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best use of the cheese was to place it at the bottom of the new guys sleeping bag. Then wait for the screams in the night, as he gets 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dragged away by the local wildlife.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or as an emergency light source, gen that shite us fucking nuclear.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheese "possessed"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They used to have a yorkie bar in them that said "Not for civvies" on the side

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Those were the days.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I remember those from being a kid, my dad would always save that and give it to me!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

they still do, but they mostly sell them in NAAFI stores now rather than actual ration packs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL, I'd love to see that!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

We used to get them as late as 2005 but they were wide and flat to take up less space

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9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

That's awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They had to go with that rather than the usual 'it's not for girls' because they're an equal opportunities employer and can't condone sexism

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Brit rations are fucking amazing

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Says every other force bar the bits haha

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Better than US ones, but certainly not the best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno man pack #12 Nepalese chicken curry with Tabasco hot sauce on a cold night rainy night comforts the soul

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I like the fact that there is not one but two tea bags in every meal

9 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Anything less would just be uncivilised!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Standard army motto for when things are unknown.. "When in doubt, brew up!" You need enough tea to cope with this.. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOT ENOUGH!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The British military grinds to a halt without Tea. Tea is the foundation on which the empire was built.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're not SAVAGES, after all.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's to inspire tea bagging on the modern battlefield.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To be fair, we have kettles built in to our tanks, too.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

*tanks built around our kettles.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahaha this fucking cracked me up!!! Too funny man hahahaha tank built around a kettle hahahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not being sarcastic btw I genuinely find this hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tank for hot water surrounded by tank for shooty-shooty.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Challenger II assault kettle.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining a kettle shooting teabags out of the spout

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lol'd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Centurion Universal Kettle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I no longer identify my sexuality as a Apache attack helicopter. I am now a Challenger II assault kettle and you all must respect that!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

BOILED

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