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Time for another military ration extravaganza! This post takes us over to Britain to explore the British Army 24 hour ration. During World War 2, and for many years after, the British people - military and civilian alike - were subject to strict rationing. Foreign food was the stuff of fantasy, as even travel to nearby France was beyond the means of most Britons.
Today, Britain's rich love of food and ethnic diversity is reflected in their military rations. J.R.R Tolkien would be pleased by the wide assortment of items that would satisfy a hobbit's desire for multiple meals throughout the day.
The 24-hour ration comes plainly packed in a sturdy cardboard box, with a proud Union Jack on the side.
The items are a combination of military and civilian-origin, most of which are sourced from the 'Beyond the Beaten Track' company. The accessories are helpfully contained within a large, sturdy ziploc back which can be reused for trash or storage of extras.
Breakfast items include:
-Blueberry turnover
-Smooth peanut butter spread
-Biscuits brown
-Just nuts. (How plain and sensibly British)
Several mains and snacks for your many hobbit-sized meals:
-Vegetarian Pasta with Beans in Tomato Sauce
-Lamb and Chickpea Tagine
-Chicken Sausages and Beans in Tomato Sauce
-Cookies and Cream Cereal Bar
-Tuna in Light Mayonnaise
-Chewing gum
Enough drink options to make no less than nine cuppas throughout the day!
-Apple flavored Energy Drink
-Orange flavored beverage powder
-Orange-flavored hot chocolate beverage powder
-Tutti Frutti flavored beverage powder-Cola flavored beverage powder
-Two packets of coffee (wisely sourced outside of Britain)
-Two packets of tea (breakfast and English, of course)
Accessory pack includes the following:
-Four packets of powdered creamer
-Five packets of sugar
-Four water purification tablets
-Five windproof matches and striker
-Two alcohol-free anti-bacterial wipes
-Spork*
-Hot Diggity Dog pepper sauce
-Packet of napkins
-14 grapefruit flavored boiled sweets
*The spork in the British MRE is made of good, sturdy plastic with relatively sharp tines, perfect for digging through ration pouches and trenches alike.
There are currently 15 different menus, and each comes with a helpful feedback survey for the Ministry of Defense. You could win an iPod Touch!
On to breakfast! Here we have some brown biscuits with peanut butter (which was creamy and smooth to the point of being runny), the cookies and cream bar (nicely crunchy, like a mix between crushed oreos and a rice krispie bar), a blueberry turnover, and of course, a nice cuppa Breakfast Tea (smooth and light, for a nice wake-me-up.)
The blueberry turnover is best served warm, and is surprisingly thick and fluffy - just like it came fresh out of the oven. And it's practically bursting with blueberry filling!
What's that, Pippin? We've already had breakfast.
Second breakfast! More peanut butter crackers, just nuts, boiled sweets, tuna on crackers, and a hot, fresh cuppa joe.
The nuts really are... just nuts. Could have used a bit of salt, very bland. The tuna had just the right amount of mayo in it, not too dry or too overwhelmed by the mayo.
You're now noticing that the coffee is smiling at you.
Now onto Elevensies! Vegetarian pasta with cola drink and boiled sweets.
The pasta dish was surprisingly flavorful, and with a texture I'd almost call meaty (sorry, vegetarians). You could really taste the tomato in the sauce.
I was really curious about the powdered cola drink. As it turned out, the flavor was closer to a strong iced tea, with a faint hint of lemon.
For lunch, lamb tagine with chickpeas, and apple energy drink.
The energy drink was, happily, not as acidic as I expected. It had a strong flavor of fresh apple juice, which I didn't expect from a beverage powder.
The lamb dish had plenty of meat in it, made up of compressed meat medallions, but they were a bit bland. The sauce, on the other hand, was rich and creamy, like a light curry. I really wished there was some rice to go along with this dish.
Last, for dinner was the chicken sausage and beans, hot chocolate with orange flavor, and the tutti frutti drink.
The sausages were tender and didn't have much flavor, while the beans in tomato sauce tasted just like you'd get out of a can. Adding some of the pepper sauce to this greatly improved the flavor.
The hot chocolate orange makes for a nice dessert drink at the end of a long day in the field. The orange flavor is subtle, mostly an aftertaste that mixes nicely with the rich chocolate.
Hot Diggidy Dog tax!
Cute pupper on the label, and seriously, this is a very good hot sauce. Slightly sweet with a hint of caramel, but also a nice medium spicy heat with a slow burn at the back of the tongue without irritating the throat. I'll be looking for more of this online.
Hope you enjoyed this review! I wanted to do Canada next, but it hasn't arrived just yet, so Part 7 will take us to... the Netherlands!
http://imgur.com/gallery/Rj2O6 - Part 1 - China
http://imgur.com/gallery/Yo3ng - Part 2 - Germany
http://imgur.com/gallery/Z16Ib - Part 3 - Poland
http://imgur.com/gallery/sMZSV - Part 4 - France
http://imgur.com/gallery/qGb4K - Part 5 - USA
http://imgur.com/gallery/c39uV - Part 6 - Britain
http://imgur.com/gallery/KmiwG - Part 7 - The Netherlands
http://imgur.com/gallery/GSxfv - Part 8 - Spain
http://imgur.com/gallery/6xw4S - Part 9 - Canada
http://imgur.com/gallery/IcEr6 - Part 10 - Lithuania
http://imgur.com/gallery/aIP60 - Part 11 - Russia
http://imgur.com/gallery/K0Tws - Part 12 - Italy
http://imgur.com/gallery/nt7WB - Part 13 - Sweden
http://imgur.com/gallery/yKbax - Part 14 - Denmark
http://imgur.com/gallery/r1ZUL - Part 15 - Australia
http://imgur.com/gallery/VPTSk - Part 16 - Latvia
http://imgur.com/gallery/IXemh - Part 17 - Norway
http://imgur.com/gallery/9klVU - Part 18 - Ukraine
http://imgur.com/gallery/kmPSY - Part 19 - Japan
http://imgur.com/gallery/JocOT - Part 20 - Croatia.
http://imgur.com/gallery/4AGTJ - Humanitarian Daily Ration
SecretAgentSuperBooger
That monster spork looks like it could even be used for H2H in a pinch.
MollyNapQueen
@OP Sweden?
misho
Meatballs. Meatballs everywhere.
mattpowelluk
I wish you showed the god awful hexi burner. Luckily the scoff still tastes good cold.
DocHarriers
Biscuits brown, for those times you don't want to stop to shit for a couple of days.
carrotsonfire
They replaced something called Biscuits AB, which people called "Biscuits Arsehole Blocking"
TopThorby
Save the hot chocolate for when you get back, tends to assist in getting things moving again.
chummers
I was never taught this in cadets when on weekends away needless to say monday was eventful
Zambo
"that's a nice ration, but let's get this out onto a tray..." *boop* "nice!"
DaiHoss
Ah biscuits brown. Designed to make sure you never need a shit again.
AnusReadyToBeRavaged
And then. You can't shit for a week. Those clogg your backside up for days!
LuxVertas
where do you get MREs?
firefoot
Where the fuck are the spearmint polos
Andolomar
If you dissolve three of the sweets into hot water you get another drink.
unknowntobutafew
A damn sight better than when i joined up in '81. The majority of the packs then were tins, bloody heavy tins.
imaelsparko
If you are unlucky enough to get the mushroom omelette for breakfast, you bin it and go hungry. It should be considered a war crime
VengefulTeapot1
I always get shat on for this, but the vegetarian all day breakfasts are the bomb
PoppinLochNessHopster
Steve1989 MREinfo is a great channel on youtube for MRE unboxing, he usually does ANCIENT ones from WW2 and shit, and has good commentary.
JubbyMcJubster
Nice
meanMemes
101
mookiedoi360
Just like Crazy Russian hacker
kenfromcanada
I love imgur for exactly these posts - never thought of what other countries eat - Canada - 110% bacon is involved and maple something!
SgtChowdown
Russia has "eggplant caviar", which took my friend's husband like 20min to try to get me to understand. It's like a casserole sorta?
WestonsCat
Been waiting for this, love the British Ration packs. The Bacon and Beans breakfast was the bees knees.
theendPilot
When I was in the RAF (and not staying in hotels) we used to call the orange powder screech because of the noise made after drinking it
PresidianVox
Haha, in Canada, a Screech-in involves drinking local rum and kissing a cod. Then you're an official Newfoundlander!
theendPilot
Hell I'd do that for the rum!
giganticroboticpenguin
I wonder if the Russian version will be Diet Sausage, Tourist's Delight, and Bread (Stalker joke).
OutlawAggie
https://youtu.be/FfOTmfwRTFs look for yourself
SgtChowdown
GET OUT OF HERE
LadyJaneFace
Blowout soon, fellow STALKER!
somerandombunny
Terribly sorry chap, but that's a union *flag* on the box, not a jack. See, that box isn't a battleship.
LavaAxe
Parliamentary approval was given to regarding the Union Jack the National Flag in 1908 and in 1902
LavaAxe
an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially.
LavaAxe
https://www.flaginstitute.org/wp/british-flags/the-union-jack-or-the-union-flag/
somerandombunny
Well damn. I was so sure of myself too.
FoxGodRecords
You learnt that from Rose Tyler, di'nt'cha?
geiokami
Where are you getting these? I'd love to try some
SausageBarm
Cookies and Cream bars are my lifesource
WestonsCat
Pre-Boil in the bag rations, anyone remember Bacon Grill you used to get in the tin?
SirSidneyRuffDiamond
that shit took some scraping out of a mess tin in an icy stream
WestonsCat
Haha didn't it just - but damn if it didn't fill my belly on some cold nights.
acertainjenesaisquoi
That's definitely one of the better packs, but from what I experienced there wasn't one that was truly bad. Apart from the chocolate pudding
IainG101
Are 'Fruit Dumpling With Custard' a thing of the past now?
lostulsterman
I miss the old corned beef gash
lostulsterman
And the packs of rolled oats to make your own readybrek. Mix with hot choc powder, breakfast of champs.
EggEggEggEggEggEgg
As an RAF cadet I once received beverage powder on a camp during a presentation. I put them in my waterproof jacket and forget about them.
EggEggEggEggEggEgg
Found them nearly a year later...
acertainjenesaisquoi
That was tasty but hard as granite no matter what we tried
BillieJoeLondon
If you lose your spork, attack your enemy with your chocolate pudding!
MrRobSteel
I always remember being told to avoid the cheese.
Mintie890
Best use of the cheese was to place it at the bottom of the new guys sleeping bag. Then wait for the screams in the night, as he gets 1/2
Mintie890
dragged away by the local wildlife.
Welshglish
Or as an emergency light source, gen that shite us fucking nuclear.
DoughnutJimmy
Cheese "possessed"
OMasterDebater
They used to have a yorkie bar in them that said "Not for civvies" on the side
TomWebb10
Those were the days.
crayon98
I remember those from being a kid, my dad would always save that and give it to me!
YerDadSellsAvon
they still do, but they mostly sell them in NAAFI stores now rather than actual ration packs
PresidianVox
LOL, I'd love to see that!
woobboomooboo
We used to get them as late as 2005 but they were wide and flat to take up less space
woobboomooboo
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/252994344186
hoochandturner
PresidianVox
That's awesome!
PhilippeFalloppe
They had to go with that rather than the usual 'it's not for girls' because they're an equal opportunities employer and can't condone sexism
t33kay
Brit rations are fucking amazing
JiveTurkeyWho
Says every other force bar the bits haha
ChrisLucas1
Better than US ones, but certainly not the best.
themilkmancometh
Dunno man pack #12 Nepalese chicken curry with Tabasco hot sauce on a cold night rainy night comforts the soul
ChancesAreIamMasturbating
I like the fact that there is not one but two tea bags in every meal
Imroy
Anything less would just be uncivilised!
ChloeRed
Standard army motto for when things are unknown.. "When in doubt, brew up!" You need enough tea to cope with this.. :)
PhilippeFalloppe
NOT ENOUGH!
ChrisLucas1
The British military grinds to a halt without Tea. Tea is the foundation on which the empire was built.
MissSiesta
They're not SAVAGES, after all.
5knotcans
It's to inspire tea bagging on the modern battlefield.
TypoInEveryComment
DocHarriers
To be fair, we have kettles built in to our tanks, too.
MrRobSteel
*tanks built around our kettles.
ireallywantababyrabbit
Hahahahahaha this fucking cracked me up!!! Too funny man hahahaha tank built around a kettle hahahahaha
ireallywantababyrabbit
I'm not being sarcastic btw I genuinely find this hilarious
DocHarriers
Tank for hot water surrounded by tank for shooty-shooty.
Kulgur
*rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty
grandescapeartist
Challenger II assault kettle.
SomeFurryTrash
I'm imagining a kettle shooting teabags out of the spout
DeeDoubleYu
I lol'd
Taihennami
Centurion Universal Kettle.
BillieJoeLondon
Well I no longer identify my sexuality as a Apache attack helicopter. I am now a Challenger II assault kettle and you all must respect that!
Ewanator
BOILED