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Mar 23, 2020 11:24 PM
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emilytangerine8910
As a Texan, can confirm. Saw a got dang out door bar at Olive Garden. Full bar just sittin outside. No customers at it.
JstAnothrLurkr
Love the Texas rep!???
LowTinaTurner
Bill Mitchell is as big a scumbag/crook as the President.
RXJ235231
#1 is not the Spanish army, but the Spanish Legion
manslut
Well? #6 LET US SEE THE DUCK.
manslut
Also #1 is Hngggggggggggggg
bellsunhome
¡Hola! coming to you from the south of Spain - that’s for parades, the police are mostly in riot gear rn, haven’t seen the military yet ?
gr33narrow
I'm thinkin it's fitting for all kinds of parades
gonesurfyn
You are all now gay. Thanks Spain!
TheMellowPeril
Damn, those Spaniards make me feel inadequate
iamkarlpilkington
What did you... Expect..?
Gameking116
TheBestRussian
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
#2 Same, but with snacks.
NicoleRosieRose
Same, but with both.
srslydude
Eyy #3 is Dallas I recognize Reunion Tower there
braddCommentSmuggler
Dang Spain is swinging beef
thebridgejumper
Well hello soldier
jbilly90
Whats up hot guys in uniforms dang
MeKillStuff
#1
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ChairmanLMA0
Are we sure that's not Spain's version of the Village People or Right Said Fred?
Beardedagentman
Last time the Spanish army arrived here the natives all died of a pla.....oh..shit....
Gameking116
Koukykitty
Best comment of the pandemic
thotterpop
Fuzzyfurvert
too soon
theoostermalm4
Good thing you guys aren't the natives
tinybartender
ElSuperbeasto
#1 OwO what’s this?
KingRememberedInTime1
As a fellow Texan I am with you.
sleepingbagmalfunction
vipe650r
Dallas, and now San Antonio and Austin have or are about to issue a California style shelter-at-home order.
daddyshome66
Harris county is about to as well. That’s Houston and much of the surrounding cities.
DevilsArsehole
Always upvote tight trousers.
candiedhotdogs
Live in Texas. Got my drive thru marg
lsybarra
Oooh, beep.
CatsUpvoteTerror
I'm on Portland we got strippers delivering chicken tendies
daddyshome66
As a Texan, you win
chestbroman
State issued
Mamaof2QTs
It’s so nice seeing men objectified for once.
Ragellian
You need your eyes checked
MerkNowitzki41
Ah, the Dallas skyline. So beautiful. Can't wait to see you again
sadsquatch
I miss it. Now I live in Cleveland. Have you ever seen Cleveland?
MerkNowitzki41
Never
MerkNowitzki41
I googled it. Pretty. I like how there’s 4 really prominent buildings
TanDumpLord
Spain's got some jacked dudes.
brambleheart
Gotta be, if you want in the beefcake brigade.
Tuneytunes47
I can tell you that their firemen are all smokin' hot as well. Pun very intended.
CaffeineManic
Are those uniforms regulation?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Not only regulation, they're ceremonial
Mamaof2QTs
A lot of bulges...
iamkarlpilkington
Do they get given only one uniform when they're 10 or something?
loveer
nah, its the other way around they are only given a uniform when they are A 10
ColdScalpelMD
It grows on them
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
#1 why is it such a deep V?
indigodragons
Because. It is just sexier
Rips4w
Hnnnggg, my V is so deep.
agentreddot
Incase they have a sudden urge to salsa
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Military-grade V
Wankathon
Can't shoot them when you're mirin
TanDumpLord
To discourage social distancing.
ThisDique
And promote cumradeship
Buscemifier
Cumroddery is ese-ntial
DavidBrooker
Spain had colonial possessions in Africa prior to air conditioning and fancy fabrics being common. They're meant to be cooler.
CatsUpvoteTerror
They most definitely look cool
jikanwalker
They are “La Legion”, grooms of death. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Legion
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Because they're sexy and they know it
TurnkeyTurkey
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
YEAH!
GiantSizeManThing
Muy macho
Kliban
It’s the lip strap that puzzles me.
gimking
Keep 'em from suckin' dick!
Moretolife
linearcore
That. That's what puzzles you? Actually, yeah, why is it there and not under the chin. That's weird.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
so at least for the british I know the chinstrap thing happened after WWI. Grenade blasts would decapitate or break soldiers head Thus 1/2
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
having the strap like that would only let the helmet fly off instead of bringing the whole solider with it while looking out of trenches
linearcore
CrimsonReaper1985
I use #1 as my proof that women are just as, if not more, thirsty than us men.
Kurondrion
Both sides are thirsty and creepy af at times
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
LOTTA folks not getting laid these days
linearcore
Those women are dangerous. They don't understand that this thing isn't a toy. Well, it is, but, you know, be gentle.
JNied
I'm OK if they use it as a toy and aren't gentle..
linearcore
I think we can all agree, though, that you need some time in drydock, for repair and refit, once in a while.
JNied
Haha, fair enough!
CrimsonReaper1985
Hey after nine years I'll take being used like a toy, they don't even need to be gentle.
CatMarrow
CrimsonReaper1985
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but you'd probably think I was hitting on you.
haggerton
She's a feminist too. Objectifying goes both ways.
Seanspeed
Finding people attractive and saying so isn't 'objectifying'.
Ekstren
Men don't care as much because they're not afraid of women. Not justifying three objectification of people.
CrimsonReaper1985
I'm 5'6, I've seen plenty women who could give me a bad day. Still would like it if they were ogling me.
Ekstren
Actually, because of your natural testosterone, your bones are denser, you could probably bash her face in. You just don't want to hurt them
CrimsonReaper1985
While true the testosterone may give me a lil edge...I only weigh 135 lbs, I'm a small dude.
CrimsonReaper1985
I don't think men mind too much though. Shit I'd be flattered honestly.
ForRohan
Who the fuck designed Spain's uniforms? Ace and Gary?
Mouse314
More like the ladies man.
chazthapaladin
el ambiguo ejército gay
wrenchhead
Man, been so long since I’ve seen those Ambiguously Gay Duo shorts... nice reference
Tittycroissant73
His references are outta control
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Everybody knows that...
ZakMeow
Thats not the army its the Spanish Foreign Legion. They are literal Nazis.
tegfdd77
?
ZakMeow
https://www.elnacional.cat/en/culture/spanish-legion-100-years-history-barbarism_472782_102.html
Piniataboy
This guy I bet
asianmilkspray
Joel Schumacher and his nipple fetish.
GINO11111
iAmKiNg777
fbutt09
“I’m fabulous”
ZackWester
are we at fab custade uet?
DriveByShitting
Neil and Bob.
thatusernamehasntalreadybeenchosen
Sergeant Bulge reporting for duty!
mavruda
Hugo Boss during WW2
barbarian818
Nothing must stand in the way of a latin man's machismo
MrHowe
Comment of the day
GuyOMaley
RiverBear
Chippendales?
Counterfit
Chippendales Rescue Rangers
thechangeintimewithrespecttospace
Yeah.
gatofeo
https://youtu.be/niumQLDL_k0
Justwarlockthings
Rupaul
Onoratha
Can never remember which one was Colbert
DaveSamsonite
Is there an AG logo?
Gameking116
nigelstanfordfan237
Mango !!
TacoBellBody
fucking lol that’s what i was thinking too
Licensedsmartass
I am more concerned about the guy who can't even wear a hat strap but has a gun... And yes I know it is a tradition
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
That V-neck tho
sindala
It’s La Legión. It was created as an army to deploy on north africa and mostly with criminals, not so nowaday but they keep the style.
alohatube
The only uniforms they had were childrens sizes.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Yo soy un smedium
powerserg89
I jerked off to those guys a long time ago. Those men in those uniforms are too sexy in my opinion.
pyrolemming
Diabolic7e8
It's part of their policy of "don't ask just flaunt it"
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
If ya got it, flaunt it.
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
That's my policy too
CeeSilver
I don't know if this is true but I love it
ttttsunami
Legit lold
sibbly
Me too
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Charcharm
Dolce&Gabbana
drunkpanther
Jelly much? Honestly they don’t all fit like that, and it’s a parade uniform. Those dudes are just showing off.
Keltio
Jesse and James I assume
ocelotactual
Well that's a little ambiguous.
harmlesspotato
Maybe Shore Leave
unicornfun
I immediately heard the music from the Blue Oyster Club in Police Academy.
toasterSTRUDELicing
Rewstched those all recently, they really stuck with that joke and it gets funnier everytime
TerriblePokemon
No it was Randy and Chet
GiantMoron
Has anyone met a redeemable Chet?
MNines
Yes. He was a professor and only wore bow ties. Awesome dude.
DrDresDog
Raymundo y Che
ElSuperbeasto
ThePolisherOfTurds
I think I’m getting a cluue
ErunneRunner
Oh my god is it a big clue
ThePolisherOfTurds
It’s such a raging clue mmmm
popebadass
It’s the Spanish Foreign Legion I believe.
DavidBrooker
Just the Spanish Legion. Foreigners cannot enlist (though non-citizen permanent residents of Spain can). The recruitment of foreigners 1/2
DavidBrooker
was a historically important part of the unit, however. 2/2
DavidBrooker
The Spanish Legion normally uses regular Spanish Army uniforms on duty, but on parade they use those things. They're historic, dating 1/2
SomaSantutxu
Are we going to talk about the goat?
Valentijn101
No. We never talk about the goat.
SomaSantutxu
but they must know...
Valentijn101
Shhhhhh
DavidBrooker
to Spain's colonial shenanigans in Africa, where to keep cool uniforms were allowed to be open at the chest. 2/2
Asatim
Maybe it is some patriotic reinterpretation shit, but I remember readin somewhere that it meant they were not scared of taking a bullet.
cheesecake7
I had assumed it was all fake... this is awesome! (assuming you're not tom foolering me)
SpeakerToMeat
As someone whose father in law was in the legion, what he says is right
SpeakerToMeat
You should also see the ones carrying a spade during those show events
ThelmaTidwell
What search term would give me an example of this?
DavidBrooker
(Fancy fabrics and air conditioning in vehicles has saved a lot of that issue. Also, not being colonial jackasses in Africa.)
XenomorphZZ
I guess turnabout isn't fair play... I kid.
yepwatermelon
Colonize me, Daddy Spain~
rococosbasilisk
Fine that explains the shirts, but the pants?
MisterTrashPanda
Oh well they're all homosexuals. I think the original responder just assumed that was known.
DevonGronka
Thank you for the history lesson.
GalaxyPatrol
Fun fact: Spain still has land on the continent of Africa
whatseventhepointt
Yeah but I’m sure they stole it fair and square right?
Locolarue
Thanks! I couldn't remember if it was the Legion or the engineers ceremonial uniform.
ScrewMyVacationPlansIGuess
No, the engineers have leather aprons, axes, and massive beards
Locolarue
Right, I knew they both were distinctive, just not how.
ravenfool
I'm turned on by every single one of those words
Onlymadethistocommentoneday
Wet. Also wet.
IAmLookingForSomeoneToShareInAnAdventure
https://photos.app.goo.gl/X8X9ZhgrBGXc4JBa7 I did a 3 month attachment with them. I grew a good beard, no axe or apron though.
donethatbeenthere