Obvious! And it also spits fire from its mouth!

Feb 6, 2024 11:07 PM

zalaman

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He spit mad fiyah!

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Okay, Godzilla is hella skrilla but can we talk about the Armory?

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As a grown ass man:

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Hot damn I know what I'm asking Santa for this year!!!

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I have a strange feeling that the actual reason she gives is even stupider than this...

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

I guarantee it is, because that's a pretty legit reason

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Better things to do.

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I need this

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Why do they always put the cheapest speakers in the coolest looking toys?

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Can it be adapted for hot-boxing? Sign me tf up if it do

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My godzilla humidifier doesnt light up like that one

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…unless you’ve got buns hon

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Clearly he’s busy

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Who's the first chick and why has she suddenly become the ashcammm of this kind of meme lately?

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I had a similar toy in 95. It smelled terrible and made me nauseous.

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I'd just be mad he didn't ask me if I wanna enjoy that with him. What the hell, let me see your lizard!

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Reptile dysfunction

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v Upgrade:

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It always bothered me that it looks like he's putting those sunglasses on upside down

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Right?! They're wrong!

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Number 3 highest grossing foreign film in the US ever.

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ok I'm gonna need to know where that thing came from

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A cheaper hand-held option - my 4yo great-niece got one of these at Xmas and was racing round doing dionosuar roars and steaming people.

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Testing nuclear bombs on remote oceanic islands.

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Jada Toys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKq66Z-A5LM

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https://www.amazon.com/Godzilla-Empire-Heat-Ray-Breath-Control/dp/B0CS2D48RM 5 left not affiliated don't care if you buy it's $140 there

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Why isn't he texting me so I can come over and play with the Godzilla toy too?

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When you look back a the history of cinema it’s kind of crazy how many Godzilla movies are great films. Of course there are plenty of stinkers, but damn there are some great Godzilla movies.

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Is that Herman Lee?

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Yup!

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Dragonforce dude, I assume?

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Yes, through the fire and flames.

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Well shit. Now he is.

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Because he's using excel.

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It should be able to play doom

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I always wondered if Nelly got the message / calculation

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No, she's using excel and expecting you to answer.

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“Kelly could have typed out the following formula under original message: “=HYPERLINK(“mailto:babyboo@aol.com?subject=hey&body=”&A1,”Send.”

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What was this song I can’t remember?

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Dilemma by Nelly where Kelly Rowland uses Excel to type out a message and wonders why Nelly hasn't responded

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I did text but since you are using your phone to make cringey tik tok videos you missed it, so I am firing up Godzilla

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See I love this but I played with a guy that has now played 4 different versions of Drizzt and ugh I just can't anymore.

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Well you can't do the same thing in the bedroom all the time, you have to change it up.

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This is great!

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Dude, you've figured out that making someone laugh is the best pick up line.

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Except I never flirt, and never try to "pick up"

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