Touch me or I’ll scream

May 8, 2020 12:53 PM

twentytwofrets

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Sweetheart ❤️

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a kitten. Miss my kitty

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That won't so cute at 4am when you have to up for work the next day. You have basically created a constant alarm clock.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adorable.

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Jar of peanut butter in the bedroom? I bet some knotty stuff goes on in there, hopefully not in front of the kittens eyes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touch me too, please.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making pussy screaming and sheit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bird did not appreciate me for playing this. Of course anything I watch on my phone is scream worthy

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hold me, touch me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s going to be 0330 and you hear that for the rest of his life.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More videos of him shirtless please. Oh and the kitten too.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Does he have Ichigo sleeping with Orihime painted on his wall? So many questions.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats gonna get old by lunch time...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rick and Morty taught me a new term: Cum Gutters. What I used to think was called the Adonis Belt is now Cum Gutters. He's got 'em.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me in relationships. Also why I'm single.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s training HIM ...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

damn you needy pussy

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You just got trained by your cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now I want to go to my Ford dealership to get an oil change. I don’t even own a ford.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's disappointing that people who comment on pretty men get downvoted on imgur, but posts with women get swamped with sexualising remarks.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Let's film that funny thing the cat does!" Him "great idea. Just let me take my shirt off!"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uhm, he can hold me all day, please

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I remember abs! I nearly forgot.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put on a fucking shirt, Kyle

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No, don't!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh it's all fun and games now. But there's a sack with a brick and a river waiting

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 32

Hahahaha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Guys don't get mad. It's not because he hates cats...that cat has a serious gambling addiction and owes a lot of money to the mob

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder if this works from people. I'm gonna try screaming until someone touches me, brb

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Only works if you meow and you’re attractive enough.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can only do one of those

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, at least you put your mouth on it. That's always a plus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know what I like.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

send updates

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Send bail

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would scream and cry too if he didn’t held me

6 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 6

Same

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

for real tho

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/r/upvotedbecauseboy

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Username checks out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 0

You hit him... With your wood... I feel that was the wrong outcome... Or maybe the right one... Hmmm...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When did this become so commonplace on here

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This and the jail reactions have gotten huge in the last few weeks

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve been bonked in horny jail quite frequently these past few days :-(

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Its the lockdown making things hard for ya

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be happy to assist in relieving any tension

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/7bebK9S

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute now but he's training that cat to do that forever.

6 years ago | Likes 1506 Dislikes 14

My exact thoughts.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the cat is training him

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. This is cute.... until 3 am

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then its REALLY cute

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My BF grew up with a cat, they are same age. He wouldn't leave her alone as they grew up so now she SCREAMS knowing she gets what she wants

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who's training whom?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's bad why?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Because there ALWAYS has to be an issue with some people.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You mean the cat is training him

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't see the problem

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That cat can live on my shoulder and lap all its life. I would be delighted. It can live on my head if it likes. I love hats.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My cat screams at me whether I'm holding her or not. And I didnt train her.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine did this as a kitten, now she follows me around silently and doesn't make noises unless she needs food or a brief snuggle sesh.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yep mine just walks around screaming for no reason. It's been two years and it's still pretty cute though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat behaves differently every month. She is just growing into her true personality. That's just cat things

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A common misconception. Actually the cat's training him.

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

happens common... ppl who never lived with cats thinks they are animals...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no! Why would you want an affection buff for your kitteh?? That would be horrible.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I see you hate sleep either :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. I have an ebon face stomper that kicks me from my bed in the morning so he can lay in the warm spot. Best alarm clock cat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got three. Just in case..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHA most excellent! Can't go wrong with multiple redundancies.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats got wet food One time in the morning cause we out of dry. Now every morning for years the wet food dance

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

My bathroom door has been closed for about 8 years now. My cat still scratches on the door, thinking he should be allowed in.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg, same here! And if I take an afternoon nap, when I wake up they think they're gonna get more.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I've not had that happen. She just gets excited I'm laying down during her nap time and lays with me. Makes it hard to get back up.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, I've had cats like this. They grow out of it and become either quite smugglers or independent supervisors lol. It's not so bad

6 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 1

Quiet*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know of one that made the kibble run in under 8 pawsecs

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

What kinds of things can they smuggle?

6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Mice laced with catnip

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bugs.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nip

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocaine, mostly

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite a lot of things, apparently

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing if they cant make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything you need bro. Fuck the state.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh damn, that was way bad! *quiet snugglers ha ha

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Khajiit definitely didn't smuggle wares to sell.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wares

6 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

I started playing Skyrim for the first time yesterday. I'm a huge gamer but just... Never played that one. Enjoying it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only for coin though.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Khajit

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0