SkyPigeon123
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Jul 7, 2026 12:58 AM
SkyPigeon123
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imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
I’ve impregnated multiple lesbians….I was a sperm donor
film888master9
Can’t park there mate
NearHereThere
Imagine the EYES on Anya Tailor Joy and Ella Purnell's baby.
ThadisJones
TFW your company's patients skew heavily LGBTQ+ and "I'm pregnant, from my lady girl wife, who was AMAB" definitely isn't out of the question.
NeatoJuanito
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan, send help
crypresthesia
Sir and/or madam, that is a flan, not a fan.
abraxasfury
Sir, this is a Wendy's
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
50 piece nuggies pls
Pilgrymm
Oh uhhh, can I get a uhhhh, turkey sandwich and some nachos?
DragonThunderUndertaking
What kind of establishment is this?!?!? I can't get a couple of lesbians with a side of condoms. What the hell is the world coming too. I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!
malachilenomade
SheepySleepySmuggler
You shouldn't have used a paper bag.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Where are my dental damsels at?
theaddtinkerer12
#1 doing the dishes with condoms is just really not practical.
Hexidimentional
well... i mean, that is technically what a dental dam is...
SnakuPlisskin
Luffian
and those giant boxes of nitrile gloves
snakeswithhumantraits
I’m sorry to anyone who’s taught sex ed but no one has ever used a dental dam except for dentists
SnakuPlisskin
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Yep. My wife says its my turn to get pregnant, we're trying hard as we can.
chormin
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TheLordFoxington
My husband and I have tried to get each other pregnant, but no luck so far.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Keep on trying, one of these days its gotta work.
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NappaTheFriendlyGhost
As a transfemme married to a woman... Welcome to 2026?
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
I most certainly CAN get her pregnant. She certainly TRIES to get me pregnant.
TheViolinCon
Goals.
EndlingGer