I crack like a glowstick, but I don't glow anymore

Jul 21, 2026 12:13 PM

LogicDude

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i remember this conversation well. "you see that bit with the cartilage?" "....yes" "no. you dont because its not there anymore".

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Predates the *web*. The Internet is quite a bit older.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

šŸ—½šŸ¤£

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called middle-aged, not Middle Ages!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit! I'm 1968!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FFS, I am that age, and my greys are STARTING to set in

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I crack my dick like a glowstick

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Predates the internet…

Bitch I predate the moon landing, Woodstock, Sesame Street…

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HA! I predate the Beatles. But then, I'm a lich. I'm good so long as I get my coffee.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't slow down when you get old. You get old when you slow down. Before I showed up in my office today, I had already biked several miles and spent about half an hour on roller skates. Yeah, I'm a little creaky, but I'm going to keep on going. And my DOB ends in 50. My dad used rollerblades into his 90s. I hope to follow his example.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not even halfway there, just above the age where you no longer get free meals. Need to make this a habit. I don't want to spend all my waking hours on exercise and demanding activities, no, but enough that I on occasion can, for as long as possible. So lots of regular habits to form. Terrified of slowing down only to layer find out I can't speed up again...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mostly just do fun stuff to stay active. No treadmills for me, and I don't go to gyms anymore. Biking, skating, rollerblading, swimming, hiking, and using the stairs instead of the elevator is what keeps me going. I also enjoy ballroom dancing, which is low key exercise but it keeps me on my feet and moving, as well as providing social contact.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what ... no one informed me about this !

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got arthritis in my twenties, and it's been downhill ever since.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Born in '83, having knee surgery Monday. I feel personally attacked

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck, my number is 77 so I'm way worse off that this guy

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

club 7-4 reporting for duty now that the Robax has kicked in

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Luckily avoided most major injuries, but pieces are going bad and it's far easier for fitness to slide and harder to keep it up.

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I'm not quite 40 but my body has already started doing things like hurting itself when I sit in certain positions for more than a couple hours which I think is pretty rude.

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My doctor told me what my problem was. He said "You're not getting any younger."

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As an 80 this tracks.

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Born in '82. Just finished 2 months post op of ACL repair surgery and meniscus suture . Scared as hell about recovery.

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You got this! Follow drs advice, do physiotherapy, dont overdo it, but also actually do more than they prescribe, try to learn the difference between ā€œrecovery painā€ and ā€œinjury painā€, recovery can hurt but its to get back on track, and injury pain is actually damaging yourself again. Hope you do well!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a fair bit older than that. I defo get more injuries than i did when i was in the 20ies. 30ies was nonestop injuries because i thought i still was 20. In my 40ies i've learned to have a little respect for my aging body, but i can also comfortably run a halfmarathon or go paddeling 8 hours without break. I can even get out of the chair without groaning for the most part. I feel most of those i've known that declines also have been a lot less pro-active about keeping somewhat in shape

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I couldn't comfortably watch a half marathon sitting on my couch in the living room, so you're crushing it.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 50 and with ya. It's all about remaining active if you can.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, in 85 I was trying to decide whether to take advanced or regular physics for senior year. (Tried regular, it was a snore, switched to advanced. Struggled but made it through okay). And I make sounds when I go up stairs now. Crack like a glow stick? No. I shatter like a windshield.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The internet has been around since the 1960s

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the songs of my youth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckc6XSSh52w

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Takes me back...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Am '90. Am cocky piece of shit. Am already feeling it. Excuse me while I go take my daily ibuprofen.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, that means I got 1 year before I'm not great.

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The internet is older than 1985. Fuck, spam emails are older than 1985.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly 1 month before my birthday. 🫤

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 days until I turn 41. '85er here. 😭

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That guy’s younger than me…excuse me while I mainline my hourly ibuprofen.

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I used to do this until I learned recently that it is horrible for your kidneys and was diagnosed with stage 2 kidney failure. Now I mainline acetaminophen because my liver can heal itself faster.

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Get yourself an iv drip on wheels.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I need to take my B12. For fuck sakes.

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I took my upstairs Advil so that I could get downstairs to take my downstairs Advil

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Doc's got me in Diclofenac, I miss the days when I could survive with just ibuprofen.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's your blood pressure doing? Chronic ibuprofen use can result in elevated bp. Source: me.

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I was born in 65. I had to take an ibuprofen but only because I had seven drinks yesterday afternoon and evening it's on a bit hungover.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 drinks? Sounds like you're hanging in there.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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As bodies age, their ability to recover from injuries - including minor, normal wear and tear throughout the day - decreases. People typically gain weight over the years as well (1-5 lbs a year isn't noticeable until 20 years go by and you're 30lbs heavier) which puts strain on backs, knees, feet. For a number of reasons people tend to be less active in their 40's than their 20's, which reduces things like core strength and flexibility. All that adds up to an increase in aches and pains.

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Plus the damned arthritis. I'm sure for people with easy access to healthcare the 40's generally aren't considered 'bad' barring major disfiguring injuries or severely debilitating conditions, but for Americans 30-35 is about when the warranty wears out and we stop taking the meatsuit to the mechanic. They're gonna charge us a fortune to tell us the only 'fix' they have will cost an additional fortune and probably has like rat poison in it. I can ache with my ibu at home for 10 bucks a week.

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I'm secretly hoping that daguq is actually old and is just lucky enough not to have any of those issues because if they're young and don't know what aging is?......God our education system sucks.....

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

'85? Year I graduated high school. oof.

1 week ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Me too

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the 1900s were wild

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP

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What were the dinosaurs like?

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

There weren't no dinosaurs on the Oregon Trail.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

there are kids having kids born when i graduated high school. There are kids having grandkids when you graduated high school. geratric high five!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ow! My hand!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was born on '85

1 week ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

82......fuck

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is your video. It was meant for you.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

'86. I'm still crushing it, haha, yeah! ("it" being my lower back)

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3.6 - not great, not terrible.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in '84 and I feel fucking amazing. Physically. Mentally I'm a train wreck.

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Right there with you... and I'm feel very attacked...

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

82 here buddy. It gets worse.

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Thanks I'm feeling much better prepared now

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sure does. Pass the ibuprofen, fellow Old.

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ā€˜63 here. I’d give anything to be 40 again.

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Same year Dr. Who was released. And me too.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. We're going to be 63 this year. Like a golden anniversary or something. Do we get a prize? Oh.... Diabetes..... Oh ok.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Born in 76, I'm 50 now, and id give anything for it to be fucking over.

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meanwhile im 37(? quit caring of age in my 20's so i have calculate it when need recall it) and still fine. Either 40's magically goes off a sheer cliff edge or im lucky.

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I remember a comic book where I could not help thinking it had to have been written by a twenty something because it kept going about how old and rickety the FORTY YEAR OLD protagonist felt.

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It's this perspective that has me trying to do my best to appreciate every age I am - I'd rather be 20 than 40, but I'm sure when I'm 60 I'll be looking fondly at my 40's, and when I'm 80 I'll wish I could go back to my 60's. Better to savor things now than to look back with regret at not taking advantage of my relative health and ability.

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you don't know what you've got till its gone....some song...but yeah mobility, ability to not poop your pants...eyes on the prize

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Everything is not totally terrific with me. But hey, I woke up this morning with no pain, so that's gotta count for something. Carpe Diem.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Better than me, at 44 I'm typing this having woken myself SPECIFICALLY with pain, Charlie horsing my leg from over stretching it in my sleep, something that happens biweekly despite profuse water drinking

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