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Edit: An extra tidbit : https://imgur.com/a/5k36Ikf
Jan 3, 2021 5:25 AM
Usernamecheckedout1
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Edit: An extra tidbit : https://imgur.com/a/5k36Ikf
nightripper
Epic level troll or neurosis?
fadingtheory
That is one saucy string!
TheDairyPope
...and so String-chan was born into the internet, and many fapped to it.
goudist
As Castell pointed out there is no sauce on it.
FailedCrate
As a white man, fuckin old white men.
orangemarmaladesky
m3d1cated
Importaku
Glad cunt bullets are finally tax free, not like women have a choice in if they want to bleed each month. They should never have been taxed
adr1an
See, this is why you can't fight trolling with logic. You have to counter-attack and try to keep the discussion on topic.
IHaveABridgeToSell
Sure, logic doesn’t work. But neither does a counter-attack. You’ll just be fueling a fire and amplifying their message.
adr1an
Not really, especially not if you stick to the actual point of the conversation and dissing their attempt at derailing everything.
IHaveABridgeToSell
Nice idea, but have you seen it working anywhere? Like actually mitigating damage, silencing someone or doing any good?
adr1an
The point is not to silence them, but to expose them and show that there's another side to that story, then swiftly exit the conversation.
adr1an
Which is not achieved by engaging with their trolling.
Enceladus21
Oh gawd, that string! So Hot, slender, TIGHT! Where's my vaseline?
Enceladus21
Oh gawd! That string! So hot! So curved! I can't help myself. Where is my vaseline?
boogersweretasty
Does he think it's like... a flagella? Like a sperm tail? This is so weird.
Zanzetuken
"Sigh *unzips*" -that guy when he saw the tampon, probably.
VaultGirl69
Congress is filled with a lot of strange, repressed perverts who don't understand anatomy but are also somehow obsessed with it...
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Just the string
HarbingerOfThis
Nah. A *tampon* string. With suggestive curvature. You can just imagine how the string is stretched on one side as it curves. So naughty.
SkyxzStone
Full orgasm when he walks into a fabric store
thefixer25
Anyone ever seen a tampon string hanging out at a 90 degree angle? EVER? Because that wouldn't be weird AT ALL.
tantallous
where the string connects to the base of the tampon is 90 degrees. at least i assume that was the intent.
Fistouille
This guy is straight from the 19th century and beyond
Ardback
Adam should try to get some help. He is sick.
spacecadet103
Tamponstring69
I'm relevant! Sorry about my mischievous curvature...
Iamhedonismbot
You rascal !
ThomasAHawk
There's the slutty sexy string right now. Put some clothes on and straighten out them whorish curves you harlot.
knowallknownothing
Is there a story about that username? Did maybe you discover a string while assuming some sort of position?
Tamponstring69
No story. Just a stupid username 13-year-old me came up with a long time ago.
TheMeats
Git outta here, ya hussy! Go on, git!
Toldavf
I'm not :P
OohReilly
alwaysupvotefuturama
Nice
FisterMantastic
Yeah you need to stop being so needlessly provocative for no good reason like damn dude, read the room. lol
leapfrogwithaunicorn
alfindel
That username is needlessly provocative!
TheLoyalVike
Sigh. *unzips*
PilgrimScott
+1 for you!
therealbardman
Stand back satan!
HorseHungNerd
This dude is without a doubt a moronic troll
WizardHarryDresden
Gotta be a troll yea?
RigoryMorty
Doesn't look like it.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Before Twitter, idiots like this would simply wallow in their own shit, but now the entire world has to put up with them.
BattleSalad
Psst, Adam. Your weird fetish is showing.
Affablesea9917
blackholevoid10011
NSFW!
GoIIum
Reported, this worm is fully nude and curved! /s
kFlucks
Wait until he realises the planet he lives on is curved. Cue confused boners.
phukerstone
i was gonna say this is on FP, but you have more info so +1 instead.
Usernamecheckedout1
Whoops. I didn’t know. Hate when that happens ?
phukerstone
nah, you're good. has an extra slide and such so it's not really a repsot. just looks like it if you don't look further.
MrPunisherMan
Oh the things that string can do...really just one thing. It has one purpose on that tampon, the fuck is wrong with you Adam?
GodEmperorOfImgur
My guess is... he thinks it looks like a sperm or something? He seems dumb enough to think a tampon is for jizz.
stonoceno
He might think that the string is also inserted? Like, curved for sexy times? This is... weird.
GoIIum
What amazed me the most is that he can't even say that, "it looks like a sperm at first glance". Is that so hard?
MrPunisherMan
This is why children's education is important
GodEmperorOfImgur
tbf... I was never taught about feminine hygine products. But I am intelligent enough to understand how they work. The tampon goes up 1/2
GodEmperorOfImgur
the peepee hole to keep the vagina demon from screaming. 2/2
MrPunisherMan
DukeDarkwood
I'm not a woman, but I'm at least 99% sure it doesn't go up the urethra.
meloncauly
What, exactly, does he think the string is suggestive of? I've looked at the damn sexy string six ways from Sunday and I still can't see it.
Usernamecheckedout1
I have the answer. One moment please
Usernamecheckedout1
Enjoy /a/5k36Ikf
mithiwithi
He can't even say "spermatozoon"? The Victorian era telegraphed, they want their repression and hangups back.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Yeah, basically he thinks it looks like a sperm cell. Dude is so fucking dumb he thinks tampons are for jizz.
Muffyns
I mean from thumbnail it looked like a weird cartoon sperm. They coulda coiled the string but i think this way works better as its eye catc
Rodltwo
Heliogabalus227
A sublime and inspired gif, Niles!
woogigooie
ngl i thought it was a weird sperm from the corner of my eye on the homepage. But how else can you draw a string without making it a stick
NonstopRampage
In a coil?
tantallous
so with even more curves? :D
NonstopRampage
Nothin but curve
DemonDuJour
m3d1cated
Mithi
Yes, of course.
ebonyfaery
Nyoom
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
This man needs some fucking therapy
XEndeadX
Most men need some fucking therapy...most people need some fucking therapy...shit's fucked.
AnythingMuchShorter
I wonder if he is just trolling.
VresiBerba
Of course he's trolling. And I agree with the other guy; trolling used to be an art form, now people believe anything.
UndulatingTerrain
I thought so too, then I went to look at his Twitter feed and he doesn't seem to be trolling.
Ezsmay
I think he needs some education for sure
kFlucks
Or a brick to the face. Some won't learn.
mithiwithi
imakeeper
He is just afraid of vaginas. He may not be very familiar with them.
BeeDoubleEwe
And a fucking education
BovrilOnToast
I vote everyone posts him one tampon. And posts it to his work address!
Isometimestakethingsliterally
By curvature I thought he meant it looked like a vibrator or something. How the fuck does he think the string is provocative?
voidmain
He is a MAGA cunt.. no need to say more
Hrafna55
Read some of his Twitter. Still thinks Hydroxychloroquine is the best Covid treatment, that lockdowns don't work and its 'just' the flu.
NickKater
And absolutely no publicity.
Kmudle
I think he means that the curvy string makes it look like a spermcell/ he is against the indication of impregnation/making women sexsymbols.
Reinette
I think that's some impressive mental gymnastics there
Kmudle
5urpher
Adam Garrie - https://www.codastory.com/disinformation/how-a-little-known-pro-kremlin-analyst-became-a-philippine-expert-overnight/
KitchenClean
Him and also all those congressmen who got upset when the word “vagina” was used when debating abortion.
betterave
And now, so do I. This is such a horrible, yet common occurrence of shaming women for something that should have no shame attached.
blackholevoid10011
I shame a botch if she blood up my car seat. I don't care.
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
It was a trip to learn about periods as a young lad, but you realize it's fucking human and deserves only understanding and compassion. 1/
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
Fuck all this weird retention to an inevitable physical process.
sianiousMaximus
This man was looking for attention
Holo82
i think he needs a girlfriend for the first time in his sad life.
Chalybos
Baseball bat to the head. That’s the word that you were looking for.
otiumCatulli
It's also worth pointing out that this is all about the UK removing tax on tampons "because Brexit means we can finally do this" so the far1
otiumCatulli
Right conservatives are selling this as a victory for Brexit and are suddenly super feminists about it, when of course they'd all voted 2
Holo82
germany, and austria did this too by start of last year.
otiumCatulli
To keep the tax in 2016 !!! So they're being opportunistic twats.
sreav
They should look at Scotland: so far in front of them.
ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman
Or maybe just some basic fucking familiarity with tampons
Myrryr
What for? It's the *fucking string* that's apparently giving him a hard on. Do you think he browses the rope section of Lowe's?
Ovaender
Should put one up his butt
Importaku
Only half way in then make him sit in a bath full of vinegar.
Cucumberclouds
Well in his defence it might look a little like Vibrio Cholerae, so maybe he’s confused with that sexy killer organism?
EccentricNimoy
Stupid sexy killer organisms
Cucumberclouds
By the way, I’m being sarcastic.
ionlymadethisnameforthis
Stupid sexy string
ontopofamountain
For all of you none-lurkers outthere here' an front page post. 1st image, piece of string. Second the 'steady gentlemen'-gif. You're welcome
BenderRodriguz1010
It's like there's nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.
SupremeBunster
FractalB
olian04
string str = "stupid sexy";
Kyrorayne
Toastfrog
But for real that string is so gross i swapped to using a cup and now tampons just seem so gross!
Valkarah
Don't read the comic strip about a seagull eating one...
JustABookworm
I would think that the tampon part that's absorbed a whole lot of blood when you get it out is more grosd than a string. . .
Toastfrog
Haha yes that part is gross too! But the string gets pee on it sometimes gets stuck up ya bum creak..tampons are just gross all over..
Iinajoki360
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
RowsdowerMobile72
Nothing at all
Deviouslittlefoxyy
Kind of how I feel when I manage to insert my tampon properly. It's great.
hadtochangebecauseevery1assumediwasaguy
Same girl
FromTheBeyond
Lisa needs braces!
bloodtaker3
DENTAL PLAN!
IupvoteToBringSmiles
Lisa needs braces!
FromTheBeyond
Hello Joe!
fknbastard
He was grasping because he didn’t want to say tampons make him feel icky and to him that’s obscene because...man
PuncturedBag
No - because *this* man
fknbastard
True. This is the kind of guy who won’t go to the store for tampons for his wife because that’d be “obscene”
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Because need for therapy
LordOfTheFattys
tampons sometimes make me icky, but it's like showing toilet paper or a diaper, etc. it's a hygene device, this guy is whacked.
ProphetofEntropy
only once those things are used are they icky. otherwise they are just consumer products.
LordOfTheFattys
yeah, totally. I do agree a lot of men (sometimes me!) find tampons a little more off-putting, and this guy in particular is insane about it
Spice002
Pretty sure the string was curved in an attempt to make it appear to be, well, a string. If you made it straight it'd look like a stick.
MRNate
What if it was a sticky string?
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
Some women like having a kebab skewer sticking out of their sensitive areas. No women I know, but I am guessing someone out there likes it.
SkunkMom
Vorephiles, mostly
AWarningToOthers
Wait a minute. I thought all women froze their tampons for that crisp refreshing feeling.
Booklover4life
Yep. Like 5 gum but for your vagina.
betterave
Exactly. It’s not a paddle, ffs.
FreeSpankings
Although some might argue that would be more suggestive
ProfessorPritt
Pretty sure that guy is projecting and has specific fetishes with strings or tampons or both.
drunkenteddyuk
I sexy cubed ended firework
drunkenteddyuk
*Curved
schlaymer
Get the new stick'n'soak!
Anikanje
But will it look like a sexy stick?
necrojoe
Same reason so many cartoons have art hanging on walls with hanging wire sticking out the top, so you know it's not a window.
Commonlyunique
And literally, in context.... maybe kinda, a lollipop. THEN it would be inappropriate. Hahaha.... but also "strawberry" flavored. Mmmmmmmmm
IupvoteToBringSmiles
And a stick has no place in a vagina...right?
distilledsilence
Worst Pluto pup ever
Exeteri
LIKE A FORBIDDEN POPSICLES?
Commonlyunique
DamnIT YES
shartedatmysonsgraduation
Ewwww! Hahahahaha! Disgusting!! Bahahahaha. Etc.
YannC
Are you trying to outlaw snacks for vampires?
SuckAFuck
Paige, no!
chrisbgg
Gimme a bloody popsicle now!
Booklover4life
Simmer down there Edward Cullen.
IdMessWithTexas
NO, BETTER. FORBIDDEN CORNDOG
kFlucks
Also its only a corndog if she's got a yeast infection.
pookieeatworld
I'm done with this thread. Moving on.
Yizelin
Would it help if we moved it to a more sedating 90 degree angle?
trapdoorogre
You got out before the worst. I should have followed your example.
kFlucks
THE CLOTS ARE WHERE THE FLAVOUR IS
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
IMPICKLERICK
incorrecthorsestapler
kFlucks
Fukkin saved.
Spice002
When did Steve Blum record that?
Rawrihazshotgun
MINE HAS CREAM CHEESE
kFlucks
Like a bulldog eating custard.
HighImpactSexualViolence