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Mickman79
You're going places......not Heaven, but places.
helmutboy
Classic Brandon.
9307103
Is it Brandon Smith the guy that haves a YouTube channel from Quebec ?
Insomnia297
Why call him a "miracle baby"?
martian086
because to survive at all until 2 with such a terrible condition is unusual. Poor little chap
TheMince
Nah, that's fucked.
TrebuchetLaunchingFeces
I don't really see how. Not like the whole "got your nose" joke even relates to the death of the infant.
Rip42
So sad. https://2static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/5819519+_91d94e89da92899e4726fd519adbee64.jpg
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
I fucking hate all of your so much for making me laugh at this. God damnit.
bronypokey6918
THE FUCKING COMMENT!!!!
dipderp
Sorry little dude, you were hella cite.
MrRemakes
Do they say what he died of? Because they call him a miracle baby, and being born without a nose suggests some genetic/congenital stuff.
sxenerdfighter
He pulled his trach out.
CometBoy
Omg that baby died? I feel so bad...he was so cool and awesome spirited.
Shivainu
Its a pretty shitty miracle to be born without a nose
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Pretty sure the miracle was surviving as long as he did.
tinybleeeeeeeeeeg
didn't realize i was on 4chan
ToastBandit
People need to realise its a joke, did people on here suddenly forget dark humor exists, and theyre online?
martian086
dark humour or abuse?
mbzlr
I have a five year old. I couldn't imagine losing her at age 2. Rest in peace, little one.
TheRealFireFrenzy
I have a cactus i cannot imagine having to actually care
OtterAvalanche
I have a 2 month old. I couldnt imagine only haveing another 22 mo :(
chickadeedeedeedee
My girl is 2 right now. Can't imagine losing her tomorrow.
huujhc3
Nobody nose what they must be going through
RetardAIert
Brandon is a fucking savage!!
meyyyw
And still no one told him to give it back
Twinklepot
Poor little kid :' (
ohijustcantwaittobeking
Who....who down votes this?
AngryBaboon
ISIS.
HD226868
Yeah. Here's hoping this is the last time it happens.
ADFluffy
The joke is funny and all, but I just can't get over how sad the story is
SpruceCaboose
Yeah, but it's also only so surprising. Major physical defects usually indicate some intense genetic breakdown beyond them
ADFluffy
When your 93 year old pappap dies it's not surprising but that doesn't make it any less sad
SpruceCaboose
Indeed, but we wouldn't call him a "miracle old guy" or anything, either. Birth defects are a tragic thing, and I feel like the net 1/2
SpruceCaboose
going nuts over "feel good" things and declaring miracles with no underlying issues remedied is setting up for disappointment at best. 2/2
mbzlr
I can't tell if you are sincere or you are just making a funny "no-nose" smiley face :S
Twinklepot
It was a tear drop. It was a very sad story. If someone can find anything funny to laugh at ... well ...
firedove
It's probably a tear drop.
powersurge2015
I'm sorry. I really am. But who thought he would survive? I apologize but a nose missing entirely from birth?
CamilaEspia
There is another kid with the exact same condition called Tessa Evans. She's doing alright.
TheBestRussian
A nose missing entirely is not a problem. Many children are born with missing parts. It's the other issues that may come along that are bad.
TheBestRussian
For example severe cardiac disease or neurological disease. That's what causes death ultimately directly or indirectly.
watchingavengerswithgma
there is such thing as mouth breathers...
Sapphu
I think the idea is that he was bound to have other issues with this sort deformity; they usually come with a host of different issues
Sephiroth23
They could've gone a-la Voldemort and made 2 slits for him to breath
Kiore
Facial reconstruction surgery would be a possibility.
ShrubNinja
I guess it depends on how much he's missing. Like could they just make him a nose or would they need to construct the entire system up there
Hendlton
I've got no knowledge about this but wouldnt you just need two holes and two tubes going where his nasal cavity would be,if it wasnt formed?
thewhifflingtit
No, it's a heck of a lot more complicated than that.
Kaysmira
Depends on what he did have up there. Nasal cavity warms and moistens air to protect the lungs. Sinuses drain into it.
ICallPeoplesBullshit
You now what, it is wrong. Why did you post it?
LiquidHotMagma
I hope the ones laughing are also taking a moment to think how his parents feel.
TheAnimalBehaviourist
He had extensive complications. The parents undoubtably knew he would die eventually, and possibly soon. Sad, but i imagine they expected it
Randersuarus
I dont think any parent expects it, no matter how severe. I'm sure it still destroyed their expectations because we all want them to make it
thewhifflingtit
No, as someone who's watched a heck of a lot of documentaries about terminally ill children I can tell you some parents are relieved when
thewhifflingtit
their precious child's suffering is over, and many anticipate the nearing date of their child's demise.
Randersuarus
That's understandable
Chocotaku
Poor Krillen...
RickSanchezfromdimensionJ57Zeta8
I thought the same thing.... we're both going to hell. +1
FlysaMinelly
His mouth is shut in this pic how is he breathing?
EvilDog77
He isn't.
KeyLimeAnxiety
He had to have a tracheotomy when he was a baby so he can eat
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Blowhole.
ReNiX333
Disquieting
I used to laugh at jokes like this, then I had a baby and it's not really funny anymore.
thewhifflingtit
Cool story bro.
BigFatJuicyMonkies
What's the date on that comment? That reply has been posted on imgur before. I don't know which is first though.
VindictiveRidge
The death was June 3, but I remember seeing this when he was born as well
idimmadontgiveadamn
You'll be missed baby Voldemort
PassionateIndifference
He was born without a nose, thats the exact opposite of a miracle
martian086
By miracle they mean this poor little chap survived until he was 2. Poor Eli, my thoughts with the family of this wonderful boy
PassionateIndifference
Its tragic, dont get me wrong, but it probably would of been better if he died at birth. His life would of been unspeakably crippling
martian086
You might be right but we really don't know. He deserves empathy and respect in any case.
PassionateIndifference
True, I feel more for his parents though. At age two, hes barley concious
martian086
I guess you don't have kids? At 2 they are more conscious then you think. Poor little dude
charlFamPrincess
I fail to see how it's a "miracle baby"
CO207
Animal.
LizardEnterprises
Because people want to trick themselves into thinking this is somehow good, instead of a reminder that the universe dngaf about humans.
Jagadid
Miracle as in it lived that long. Jeez.
Kaysmira
You're probably right, they might have given him like 3 weeks to live and he made it that far and kept right on going. My aunt did that.
CO207
You userstand the Nazi's believed the same? Right? You are no better and the same. Have a nice life. Vile.
Flyndaran
Learn what an apostrophe is for! It is not to make words plural, dammit.
DrMcTouchy
To quote you in another comment, "learn English". Fucking hypocrite.
CrouchingLegoHiddenToenail
Lol wtf
ICallPeoplesBullshit
What
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Godwin strikes again
asqweful
What? Where the hell are you coming from? Nazi's? Leap of logic. Let your emotion not get the best of you.
Doggits
I knew the guy who thought he was originally the kid's father. Apparently the odds of this happening are extremely slim. So, miracle?
BaconOnARock
Pretty sure a miracle has to be good.
BellsTheorem
It made God laugh.
DarkAtlasRising
LizardEnterprises
The word you're looking for is "disaster"
stormegedendarklordofall
So was she cheating?
Doggits
Yeah. It sucked because the guy genuinely loved the kid.
KeyLimeAnxiety
Was she married? If not, why did she lie about it being his?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Maybe he was financially stable and she thought it'd be easier. (i.e. trapping him)
maaaaadness
"Is my baby going to live, doctor?" "Just like him, I wouldn't hold your breath."
SlurpaDerp
Skookers
I'm never having kids because I know karma is going to fuck me over for laughing at this.
CO207
You damn right it will.
Glode
EmmaL27
Lulabel73
merelyadequategooglymoogly
"But... I don't understand... will he live or not?" "Who nose?"
qussow
"Just give me your best guess!" "I just can't put my finger on it..." *tap tap taps his nose*
CenturianImgurian
If only Leslie Nielson were here to act this comment chain out.
MagnumSandpaper
Nostrils
Gigavoir
Thank u for ur contributes
TheAdamantite
"elaborate" "bad nose joke" "what?" "What?"
CO207
Could you have some fucking respect? Jesus Christ. How would you feel? How would you feel? Animal.
maaaaadness
I could. I won't. But I could.
ThanksIHateThis
Terrible. And that makes us feel uncomfortable, so we break the tension with inappropriate humor.
CO207
You have kids?
randomfan276
I hate this argument. You don't need to be a parent to feel empathy. And it is possible to be both empathetic and enjoy dark humour.
CO207
Respect is the bottom line, please. I understand where you are coming from, but please put yourself in the shoes' of the parents. Please.
TheRaiderofRandom
Yup; grew up around the ER; EMTs were over for dinner often. A patient can stop and grieve, but everybody else has to carry on. Humor is 1/
TheRaiderofRandom
just about the only way you can shake off the horror and keep going. 2/2
CO207
Far from inappropriate. Beyond it. Show some damn repsect. This is NO situation for humor...understand?
goodguykharn
Knock knock.. who's there? Not the noseless child.
maaaaadness
"Doesn't dinner smell good? Oh, wait."
Babycuckoo333
Humour is how humans deal with horrible things. In my opinion there is no topic that cannot be joked about - just be audience sensitive.
CO207
You think this is a joke?
martian086
this is not just humour to ease the tension. It's abuse. Some jokes are revolting.
ToastBandit
If youre going to go online and comment the first thing you shouldve learnt is that getting angry makes you look stupid. Stupid.
CO207
Obviously, you did not learn the first thing. Commas are not your enemy, by the way. FYI. Don't be vile and disrespectful. First thing.
ToastBandit
Glad to know you're not irrational but also a dick. If you dont like this post, go away! It's that simple.
TheRaiderofRandom
The Chicago Manual of Style is the most immediate reference to hand, and it indicates his sentence is punctuated acceptably. Of course, 1/
TheRaiderofRandom
he could've added one to indicate the if/than conditional sentence, but it wasn't technically necessary. 2/2
TehSeksyManz
Don't worry, guys. They'll just wish him back with the Dragon Balls like they always have.
kuhraezah
You're divine.
TrustMeImABassist
AMassivelyObeseDragon
Krillin owned count: 40
Alwayskneph
IMadeThisJustForThisReply
Mm no.. none of this works..
ryohji
"I need an adult."
Forsooth167
"I am an adult"
Zigor22
I don't member....did vegeta do this?
wilkins1952
Yes and it was just as creepy as it looks
Corin
You can't be wished back if you die from disease or natural causes.
biotechonista
eh, they change the rules so many times. probably the super dragon balls can. they were vague enough about their rules.
TehSeksyManz
I've never heard of that?? When does it state that?
blairmichod
It's not a rule but more of a guideline. Dragons don't like it since there's a lot more paperwork involved.
revcleo
It's the whole point of the medicine that Trunks had to give Goku so he didn't die from a random heart disease thing
Corin
It also came up in the Namek arc. They couldn't wish Guru back directly 'cause he died from grief. Had to wish his people back. Was weird.
TehSeksyManz
Didn't Piccolo die so they had no Dragonballs?
Apalapan
Piccolo and everone else died because they couldn't revive goku.
revcleo
both
revcleo
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Virus
Corin
Goku died 6 months before that in Trunks' timeline. They were unable to wish him back.
revcleo
That's why Cell killed everyone in the alternate universe, b/c Goku died and so Trunks was sent back by Bulma w/ the medcine