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scr1bbl3
Bri’ish
A bo’owawo’a
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
No lips? But from whence does the term "stiff upper lip" come?
comfortablynumb2020
It's not the amount of lips you have, it's what you do with them
LadyNetrex
Bri-ish.
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
Isn't the start of someone's fan fiction? "So, there was Loki, Smaug, and Spider-Man in James Bond's backyard"
Mithi
But there are three stiff upper lips!
apacheian
When did British get asterisks? Fucking get over yourself.
thegarts
Is it always cloudy and desolate looking there?
Chaapai
I've never been to The UK, or Europe. But England has called to me since I was a child. Everything I know in my soul calls England home. The language/multiple accents. The quirkiness. The weather. My soul says: throughout your multiple journeys of birth/rebirths... England has been home more than anywhere else. Through most of them I was a sailor. Serving The Crown in the merchant and military. I don't think I'd ever been to America except into north east coast ports. I hope to see it someday.
CoyotesOwn
I feel Charlie Cox should be included in that picture.
TheOtherLucas
I say! tally ho! chums.
thebonesofmyancestors
pip pip cheerio and all that poppycock
TheOtherLucas
fiddle faddle and all that rot, mates!
4vie
Not one lip, but whatever they say will be incredibly well-spoken
amp99
manymadmasks
I feel attacked.
Baskerville84
kajiggerful3000
Love that meme
BryanTenn
What do you call a group of lipless men? A Cumberbatch.
UmamiMama
I'll sacrifice the lips for Hiddleston.
ThailandExpress
stephseviltwinII
I'll have to kiss them all to determine if that's an issue. For science
letthecatout
It’s called a “stiff upper lip.”. It’s what we brits do when being bombed nightly fighting and defeating nazis.
wandermanspacebot
It's just that they have very thin lips. That's the joke.
InoffensivePablum
Uhhhhhh….
implosion3
elulongin
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMnhtNTJlNWJlYnF2amNneGk0YTY2d2Z2MTVsNzU2YnV1bDB1dnJtOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0IAHJBZa1zf6UqQ/giphy.mp4
ProfessorBanesworth
A challenger enters the ring...
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
The only way it can be more British is if he was robbing an Indian dude.
AvidApostate
Stephen Fry would never.
Hal1918
You forgot weighed down with marble, carrying a pyre igniter and..
Dvsusnx
It's funny because there's three British actors next to each other in the photo.
Pally01
mikeatike
wadatahmydamie
I can’t tell if this is anti-York or anti-Brighton
The latter has smashing rumbles though
Pally01
If it's trying to be anti-York, it's not doing it very well. Yorkshire folk tend to embrace the 'tight-fisted, penny-pincher miserable git' stereotype.
wadatahmydamie
That seems pretty anti-York to me
Pally01
I live in Yorkshire, it's like that.
FallingStar7669
ngl, Brighton has it going on...
HoneNathan
It's not bad.
MagnumRadhard
Gahdayum, Brighton!
sparebraincell
The first time I went to York I was stopped and searched instantly by the police, literally as I stepped off the train onto the platform. I'm convinced it was because of my overly bright yellow T-shirt. Everyone else in the city was dressed in greys, khakis and navy. On the plus side, the officers were super friendly and one of them used to work for the same charity I went there to help.
BorkBorkasson
Pretty sure you're allowed to say British on this website
rbudrick
No,cuz its an anagram of shit irb.
admiralawesome4213
For now.
mikeatike
BAN THIS PERSON!
maincarrot
"but Lucy! I'm British!"
"WELL SO ARE THESE!! (🇬🇧)(🇬🇧)"
"👀AH ha ha ha.. AH ha.👀"
PullShporttel
OI, YEW GOT A LOICENSE TO SAY BR*T*SH?
Jewdakris
Can't park there mate
salunatics
When aiming for accents, apostrophes are the preferred punctuation (or phonetics) ex. Br't'sh or Brih-esh
Plifplafpluff
Innit
Addmagnet
Yebbut, speaking as a Bri*ish, and one with the requisite 'Estuary Accent' to boot, the title implies it's the 'i' sounds which are missing, when it's actually the 't' sounds. For example, the well-known 'bo'oh'o'wa'er'.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
Don't say it too loud; they might try to colonize you
PourMeAPuppersPlease
I can't believe Canada hasn't got rid of the stupid uk monarchy, fuck the UK king
Dartfordian1
Yeah? Well fuck you
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Another idiot supporting billionaires, fuck off
Dartfordian1
You’re a know-nothing. The UK monarchy are a long way from being billionaires and neither does the UK support oligarchies or tax avoiders. Most of us proud liberal social democrats and proud of our constitutional monarchy which provided the checks and balances needed to protect us from sudden lurches into authoritarianism and fascism, which clearly is more than possible in the US. Anyone who thinks supporting King Charles = supports billionaires doesn’t know his arse from his elbow.
080080
that's true, but how do you know OP didn't mean to say br*t*sh, which is was more offensive than british.
strYchni0x
banned
CouldntCakeLess
mikeatike
Hypothesist
rude
InoffensivePablum
Watch your fucking language!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Bri'ish
WhyDontYouMakeMe
It's respectful to say a county's name the same way the people there say it
OhIfIMust
Too roight, mate!
illTemperedMutatedSeaBass
Reported.
sickofmakingnames
Reported to the Guv'nor?
BorkBorkasson
Witnessed?
kajiggerful3000
Also reported
FunctioningWorkaholic
The Gif
kajiggerful3000
I don't want to be offensive
Sticklebrickk
Canada alert https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjNqYWZzejlqODhzdHZreHB3djQ0eGZrbjRhYWZiM2Vvb2dhZXkwYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hMf0EZnaFY1X2/200w.webp
Uzu595
Can't believe you left the t in they don't pronounce that they drink it.
FlatPlutoSociety
Then stop posting pictures without the Br*t*sh people blurred out, jeez. This is a family website!
LadyNetrex
Bri-ish.
CeoHuntingSeason
Classic am*ric*n
kajiggerful3000
Are you Fr*nch?
CeoHuntingSeason
I tried once, it was not for le me
LariCheltsy
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Isn't it more destructive to accommodate the kind of people who would be offended by this?
haggerton
What kind of people? The kind that have been genocided by the British?
GenXHippie
That’s my thought as well.
Molvanian
I do. I'm really bad at it though. I should take lessons. If only the British had a show about how to irritate people...
ButteryBiscuitBass
Man, are we really hated that much!
Gra55hopper
Collectively but not individually. Kind of how we view the French /s
kajiggerful3000
Rude. Fr*nch
Wankbiscuit
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2RyN2hkaTE0cmttcXd2dWd3aWp4c2p3dWdveWZvcHB4ZXprMjBvOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/BWNFpD22vS9bO/200w.webp
kajiggerful3000
Sorry I don't speak tea and strumpets
Wankbiscuit
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDZidTF4bzljN2RvMWhrczI3MDZoajd1MTFlY2QybDYydTA4NHVvaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SsOconwv6n7AzwvwOU/200w.webp
Perkunas687
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHZ3b3FwdXpiOWN6MThkdHEzOTF4NnBhOWRjNndpNXZmdGZicjJkZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vsl46CzqVNcpW/200w.webp
Usernamehecksout
Someone’s about to get kicked in the tallywhacker!
Plifplafpluff
By jove, I do concur - give him the collywobbles
kajiggerful3000
Speak normal
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
Why do you consider the concept of British people offensive?
NotSomoneElse68
Because if you call someone from Wales or Scotland "English" they'll get nasty at you, so you say "British" to be safe.
gunnexx
And Im sure most of them dont even appreciate that lmao
Pally01
*gestures at British history* I think it might be this.
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
CaramelSuitTray
Good, we put people in prison for that now.
HumanCats
"If you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail".
jsims281
When did that come in?
HumanCats
These days.
GratuaCuun
When do they start rounding up the GOP???
earthlingextraordinaire
timetocreateausername
Wtf!!
Jman46
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbW15OGJicnNwcjF5Z3l1cGxrbmsxZWV1MDE3N3o5dHEzNXR5eGR3ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TbRwmI2fHg6ELPObHH/giphy.mp4
Pally01
I mumswear I will hook you in the gabber
earthlingextraordinaire
PrincePiggo
earthlingextraordinaire
PicassoCT
Sometimes, food is a hatecrime..
earthlingextraordinaire
Hugely insulting at the very least, when food=tradition.
DirigibleOtter
I threw up so hard at this I lost some bones.
earthlingextraordinaire
dashers
That's horrifying
earthlingextraordinaire
MagnumRadhard
Even as a joke.
HoneNathan
God, smite down the heathens!
earthlingextraordinaire
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejl1eXYxNHNrYXdycDFsODdrZ2pvMWw2aXBvcHhoejZsaGR0ejdjNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xTiTnBoBGiQ94GO6By/200w.webp
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I'm not even English and I want to do unspeakable things to you.
earthlingextraordinaire
Like a penalty?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Well, I could stay a bit longer...
Plifplafpluff
Is this a declaration of war, old chap?
FallingStar7669
My friend, the last time we declared war against you, we weren't putting tea in a cup.
earthlingextraordinaire
NoNameFred
Technically fish, debatably chips... But, coming from a can, how in the M25 (Eastbound) is that tea supposed to be "fresh"?
BaBaDuuk
Found the dutty mancunian.
Electricfox5
"M25 (Eastbound)" Cor, watch your language mate. That's a bit harsh.
MagnumRadhard
Crisps?
earthlingextraordinaire
First pour from a freshly opened can, mate.