ProfessorGiggles
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Dec 6, 2018 8:11 PM
ProfessorGiggles
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FancypantsMcGill
You mean before smartphones.
cheeseburger
read a book?
kennyatshop
Girls poop?
DarklordDemise
I still do, I don't take my phone out in the rest room.
TheLastSpaceman
I have books: Simpsons Trivia Guide, Book of 1000 (dad) jokes, Book of Mormons, random comics, etc.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
We drew bad drawing of cats on the floor? Nah. We read the back of shampoo bottles, cleaning bottles etc. That's what we did.
TheOneTrueOpinion
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Also read the ingredients of shampoo or soap bottles.
Kerrigan911
Wrong, I'd read the ingredients on back of the febreeze bottle
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
madvin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsVT6d98Jc
redhopper556
dumpsterjedi1
I still pray to the gods of bowel movements to bring me success.
keyserv
Or read something made of paper.
iknowbigfoot
Still do
RandomQuack
Pray that my hemorrhoids behave themselves? Got it.
imatroll4life
Read every word on the back of a shampoo bottle 7567765675789678 times
Okitsimgurtime
Yep, every time
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
Not me, I had comics in my bathroom.
ethanthecrazy
The solution to your problem is a book. Butterfly in the sky ...
fluffleupagus
I can go twice as high. . .
MoistFrenchFries
Yup. Still doing it.
PolishPrince14
I didn’t know that girls/women pooped.
LostInTheZone
this is why I'll never use someone else's phone you all wipe and text...lol
Chefroy
I read the back of a lot of shampoo bottles and toilet paper packages.
ScreamingQuestGirl
I still do this.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
You have shampoo in your toilet?
Chefroy
Nah but the toilet is generally right next to the shower/bath. Id say within arms reach.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Oh right, one of those weird combined toilet+bathroom deals, like an ensuite?
Chefroy
Thats just how residential bathrooms are where im from. Toilet, sink, and bath/shower all in the same room.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Hmm, curious. Different countries are different, I guess. And I supposed these things goes through fashionable phases too.
TheSpanishInquisitor
I can't be the only weirdo who doesn't bring their cellphone to the bathroom?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I do not do that either. Seems highly unhygienic and unnecessary.
DongToucherer
I never have enough time to even do anything with my phone.
vowofloudness
Why don't you?
onepinksheep
Electronics + Water = Potential catastrophe. I'd rather be bored than pay hundreds of dollars for a new phone.
RemainsspacebarUnknown
youre not supposed to put the phone in the toilet.
Kasgx
For me, I just do my business and finish up. Why linger? Unless you're a parent fleeing from needy kids.
TheSpanishInquisitor
I don't see a reason to. I don't need to be entertained every waking minute.
WErunSF
We prayed
tortillaboy
You prayed that your big ass shit wouldn't get stuck
Malak224
Oh my god did I pray!
Squishyah
I prayed every single day! For a revolution!
NotACanadian
MYAH
Squishyah
ProfessorGiggles
Wow, didn't think this needed explaining. "seeing imaginary 'things' in the patterns on the floor/walls/etc."
redhopper556
I used to do this a lot in the bathroom when I was a kid
drcatwoman
That's cause we always kept books in the bathroom.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Me and a friend rented a house when we turned 18. Got a magazine holder but put porno mags in it, had a strict no cranking down policy tho.
stolie
Thanks for the explanation. I'm dumb and didnt get it until you explained it. But I get it now fo sho. Shower curtain for me.
HellaPictureSeeing
What about reading literally any words in arms reach?
PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
PontiacDude
I would read the back of any soap or shampoo bottle near me
st1llet01101
That how I found out it's illegal to deliberately concentrate and inhale air freshener.
LosPer
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate...
secondgoaround
And sodium laureth sulfate, her twin.
MrBill1
ask me about toxic shock syndrome!
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
Lol someone’s been reading the tampons!
MrBill1
You can only read about shampoo so many times.
JackprotYaDingus
Scrolled down looking for this! Me too and I still do if I don't have my phone
secondgoaround
Get ya a Dr Bronner’s soap bottle. Lots of shit to read on them.
fbdrtallz
madvin
I see a smoking thin volcano...
Gradwin
SanderTheStrange
That's amazing
MultiPlaysGaming
Its the grand canyon
DaveElfstaine
Hand holding a penis that’s jizzing.
zorkandbork
"It's a piece of space-age technology."
Smozzerz
Son, this kingdom will one day be yours.
skrizzle4rizzle
imn0tg00d
Sweep the floor. There is a lot of hair there.
jhawker27
I see a smoker
madvin
I see ass hair... or pubis hair...
RightToJailNoTrial
Our Lord Jesus Christ. Someone call the Vatican
ShadowTail
I see a lizard [far bottom/mid left] and a high af lion
ObeseLlama
You wanna know how I got these scars?
shahbrahdaman
I see a shadow penis
FlyingSpy
We must kill the shat-man
Blrp0
It's pepe.
Flippingyouoff
Groot, I see groot
Laxeey
I see a demon jester.
94theBest
https://dtpmhvbsmffsz.cloudfront.net/posts/2017/09/08/59b32aeaeaf03016e904b33b/s_59b32b0313302ae70404a31b.jpg
clum7012
Nah looks like the mask myers made in RZ Halloween
NotACanadian
Groot
Leafus
Necrolinoleum
zorkandbork
Nah man, that's Clayface.
JustAnotherImgurHuman
Drop bear
JacksRedDog
You wanna know how I got these sharts?
Jvaught
I see a goat
Muttttss
I see the rabbit from Donny Darko
LooseSeall
IT
Stuckinaboxthere
You wanna know how I got these stains?
bowserdrums90
BmoreDaviano
Smirking wolf.
registeredtoproveimawesome
https://media.artoyz.net/shop/30439-large_default/funko-five-star-oogie-boogie-the-nightmare-before-christmas.jpg
TheVampireDante
Disturbed's mascot.
CheeseborgarSoop
Oogie Boogie from Nightmare before Christmas
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
It's the boogeyman
backslider123
“Why so serious?”
iPez
Haunter, you know. from pokemon.
TeeJayJay
Maitrify
Angry wolf
Goosie163
I see pubes
skrizzle4rizzle
That's dog hair. Who straightens their pubes?
madvin
Dog hair... mouarf... nice excuse... :p
BoozeHound001
It's called fashion honey, look it up.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Squinting lion
PocketVist
The same
jinxhahayoumissed
Definitely thought that said squirting lion... ew.
SpookyChihuahua
Cake with a cherry on it
Vikernese
I see a high fish
ceramicpear
Squinting Leo meme (from Inception)
ChubbyNipple
Squikachu
MadPoopah
I saw a lion too! Like the Simba image Rafiki makes!
IMayNotReplyToYou
Where?
IMayNotReplyToYou
Nm, got a squinting face
DrSharkbite
Elroydb
Photoshopped. No titty magazines
longtimelurkerbutdecidedtomakeanaccountcauseReasons
Thats cool and all but i would worry about other peoples aim...
Sheiryn
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
jbilly90
Damn
D0odleySquat
It’s a photo from Ace Hardware... “Isle 9 - DIY Books/Plumbing”
paleofuturism
los straitjackets?! i had three of their cds
MemeLandLord
That's luxurious.
NotACanadian
Do people really spend that much time on the shitter?
randomitguy
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
StunnedGoofy
30 minutes yes
NotACanadian
Y'all muthafuckas need fiber
enbeedubbz93
Lol
StunnedGoofy
Or... Just get off imgur...
giraffeflapjack
Yes
obviouscoconut
The fecal matter from the flush mist would deter me from touching those
JonRedd
I saw Fecal Matter Flush Mist in the 80's. Was a shitty show...
RayMC
Wouldn't the closed toilet lid prevent that though? I mean, how much could possibly slip through the tiny gap?
Binches
That's why you close the lid before flushing
lorihPandaMagnet
Can't upvote enough!
MrsSanguisa
You can close the lid, you know?
giraffeflapjack
PRESSURE COOKER
DooganWang
I mean, you're not wrong... but I think it's a little paranoid to think like that. You'd probably be surprised how much/often you... 1/2
RayMC
I think this might be why out-houses are still popular in some places. Some folks think it's a lot nastier to be doing that stuff inside.
DooganWang
touch decal matter. Its every where, man.
TheSpanishInquisitor
And yet people take their phone with them. How often do they clean them?
AdmJota
But they don't send their phones in with *other* people. There's a difference between your own bacteria and someone else's.
UserSubImgurian
I work in an ER. My phone gets wiped down twice a shift
CodeChimpin
I put my phone in my pocket before I flush.
CheezeDanish
It gets a cursory wipe down when you put it in your pocket.
obviouscoconut
Probably not much. I have to alcohol wipe mine down after I wash my hands. Then again I’m a little neurotic with it
Goldmarble
I haven't cleaned my phone in the 6 months I have owned it. I never properly cleaned my Galaxy S4 in the 5 years I owned it. Cringe at me!
gansteroflove
HisDudness
Greetings, fellow non-washer of phones.
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obviouscoconut