Time traveled right in front of him

May 16, 2025 7:36 AM

Razade

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time travel

eyes in the road not ahead of you

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a cyclist do this to my construction fence once. They bypassed a detour, and two levels of barricades on a mixed use pathway, before smashing face first into the fence right before they would have fallen into my open excavation. After he fell he looked at us with disdain and raised his arms in protest as if his accident was our fault.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Biff!

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

"Quick Marty, we need to travel to the future to crush Biff Jr's nuts to save the timeline!"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Kept him from hitting the curb

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He didn't see the DeLorean's back in his future.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn DeLorean time machines, they can appear just about anywhere, they're as bad as tardises, the world must be full of little blue boxes by now.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how tho?

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The cyclist is looking down at the derailleur that shifts the chain to different gears . It's probably not shifting correctly . The rider is not looking ahead to see where they are going.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Think he broke his nose, looks like spatter under him in the last couple of frames

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bike to the future

1 year ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He’s going to need a doc

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuckin A, how can you top this? Well done

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^ This is the credited response

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Living in a city where a lot of people ride bikes, this is not far off the average attentionspan of most cyclists. Injuries resulting from cyclists hitting things (Not things hitting cyclists) are very high and it is not uncommon to see a cyclist fly across a blind intersection at full speed, one hand in their pocket, staring at their phone.

It often seems as if they care more about the fact that in an accident others are in the wrong, while the cyclist themselves is smeared across the pavement

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Idiot cyclist.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Redundant

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

7 whole points says not buckeroo! Muhaha

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

stupid mf

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Looks like the cyclist was looking down right before the impact instead of ahead. Totally his own fault, but I hope he was okay! The bicylce, on the other hand, is gonna need some welding. Or just a new frame (can you even re-weld a head tube?!) Yikes...

Also hope the DeLorean wasn't damaged! Pretty sure it has a plastic rear bumper, not stainless steel, but an impact that can stap the welds off a head tube must've been pretty...intense.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Anyone that can afford a Colnago bike won't be accepting a re-welded frame.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DeLoreans 1 Bike 0
Seriously it broke the bike! I think the only thing marking the car was buddy's face.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like an aluminium frame. Broke my MTB- was told they're possible to weld but it's a big job and a skilled area, and may not be as strong. Was told it would be cheaper to replace the frame

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aluminum bike vs aluminum car. Who won? You decide. Epic Rap Battles of Historyyyyyyyyy

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DeLoreans were the original Stainless Steel cars...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup - sorry I misremembered. I was thinking king aluminum

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aluminum tubing for a bike is special. 6000 series needs to be heat treated and artificially aged after welding to relieve stress and restring heat affected areas. Very hard to repair. 7,000 is easier

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cheers for the info mate

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May be a bike lane but you still gotta use your eyes

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I don't know what's worse: Cybertruck owners or Cyclists? 🤔

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There goes olde lance dumbstrong

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why was someone filming the back of the car at that exact moment..?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People get excited to see a DMC

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a delorean in the wild, who wouldnt?

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Because it’s a Delorean? How often do you see them? I’d take a picture, for sure. This person took a video.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Soccer player.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

A lot of blood drips for a fake injury

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok then he’s just another unaware idiot bike rider. Worse than a soft soccer player.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear it came out of nowhere!

1 year ago | Likes 330 Dislikes 1

Maybe that's just how time travel works. It's not there, and then suddenly, it's always been there.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Positively reversed into me he did...

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On one hand the Delorean is standing where it shouldn't be. On the other hand the bicyclist clearly wasn't looking where he was going and also wasn't riding in the actual road lane either. I wonder who is more liable?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

The De Lorean is not moving, and in the side of the road not blocking traffic (The open door might be dangerously close, but without a better view/angle, I can't say for sure). If the car is waiting for a tow or something, it would be totally right to put it there. The bicyclist is the one colliding with the car.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Overweight old men who think they are something on their racebikes trying to be King of the mountain.... I am one but I know to keep my eyes on the road

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Serves him right, what an idiot. Who rides a bike and does not look at the road ahead. Deserves a broken head the idiot!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Good thing there aren't tons of recorded instances of drivers running into shit right in front of them.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see 2 meters of approach and make up your mind. I see your deductive skill is sharp as a stick!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not impossible that the truck (or the prior road conditions, like a bike lane suddenly ending) forced him out of the road and he only had half a second to brake.

It could be 100% his fault, or it could be a lot closer to 0%. No way to tell from just this video

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Poor guy. He probably gut a couple of unpleasant bruises.

But, honestly, how did he not see that???

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rider was looking down at the derailleur, probably it was not shifting properly . Bikers look down to see what's the problem and take eyes off what's in front of them.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, that makes sense.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please remember people that anaerobic activity such as cycling for long distances can shut off logic centers, and that's why most cyclists you meet are mostly brain dead and can't read a stop sign

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Oh, it only took two more days but the Cyclists finally caught up and are downvoting!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That checks out...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like they are operating a vehicle impaired...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What an idiot. That being said, I managed to do the exact same thing (well, different car) as a teenager when I got my first mountain bike. I was constantly looking at the gears shifting and rode into a parked car....like an idiot.

1 year ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 3

I did it too with an old race bike, I just was looking down and boom, I was my by face in the rear windshield and the seat of the bike on the back of the head.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandfather shared a similar story years ago.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey you, you are me!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recall having a 10 speed, which was just a normal bike with thin wheels and a lot of gears, feel like i kept my eyes on the road, and i'm a self admitted klutz.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was riding my BMX and noticed my shoelace was untied so I put it up on the top tube to tie it and rode straight into the back of a parked station wagon. Chipped a tooth.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

but by god, that lace was secured!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had this exact thing happen to me 40 years ago when riding my bike but onto the hood of a car. At least I had the excuse that it was snowing and I couldn't properly look forward because of the snowflakes landing in my eyes... Still have the scar of a piece of skin on my chin bursting open.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I crashed into the back of a bright white shipping van while bragging to my friends that I could ride with no hands.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the up-votes I'd say, you have company . I hit a BMW 3 series, no damage to the car, broke my glasses and bent the front wheel of the LeMond. Yes I was looking at the shifting .

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did the same with my first 10 speed in the 80's.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some mistakes you just have to make for yourself

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Thats a t-shirt quote, that one! Nice

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was 14 I was checking out my cute neighbor and ran into the back of my dad's car. Doubt I impressed her.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

SAME! I also once lent my bike to a friend and as I watched him leave he did it to!! Bwahh hah hahh!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I rode my bike to school growing up and one morning was determined I knew the route well enough to do it with my eyes closed. I almost immediately rode face-first into a stop sign. Got a nice cut on my eyebrow and showed up to school covered in blood.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once ran chest- first into a wing mirror. But in my defence, they were parked up to the sidewalk I was trying to ride on, and I was 10

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My e-bike has two displays and a gear shift. I don't really know what the displays do or what gear I'm in because I watch where I'm going.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, busted my two front teeth, thankfully a dentist was able to restore them.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shoulda waited for Christmas, might have been cheaper.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have that problem when driving a car! I gotta pick one: looking at the road or staying under the speed limit.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Hopefully, as you get more experienced at it, you'll get a feel for maintaining a speed without needing to look at the speedometer so frequently. Having a car with a HUD is nice, though.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you need to have someone else drive if those are your options.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cruise control buddy.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My dislike for cyclist is pretty damn high but I hope he was alright

1 year ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 27

I don't.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

I hope hes ok, but also hope hes held responsible for damages to the classic car.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. That guy was an idiot. Car is parked and has flashers on, so even if it's in a no parking spot, it's obviously disabled most likely. Pay attention the road

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Looks like it might be a bus stop or something? Clearly not the road, in any event. Wonder if the bloke was looking at his phone on handle bars, or just on the verge of death...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

He seems dazed, but is that because of the impact, or was he already half conscious before that, for whatever reason? That could explain riding straight into a stationary obstacle.

1 year ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

My dyslexia made me read "an extraordinary obstacke" and it still made sense

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are dumb. I watched someone with earbuds in while watching a phone screen step over the traffic cones and step over the barricade without even stopping, without looking up from their phone, and stride right into the closed back door of a Sprinter van giving them a bloody nose. It was only witnesses stating the person stepped over the cones and barricades that saved the construction worker from a lawsuit.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People are dumb. An if you bike with headphones in you're dumber. You can't hear cars coming you're asking to be hit

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't that hard of an impact.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It literally broke his bike.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet it shattered the frame of his crappy bike.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Frame says "Colnago", this mishap cost him at least $5k https://www.colnago.com/en-us/collections/road-bikes

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Head down power to pedals. Wasn't watching the road. I know at least a couple cyclists who had bad crashes for similar reasons.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know, that could be it. I’m struggling to see why he charged straight into that car, not even in particularly high speed. Because my first impression was that he did this on purpose - either as an insurance claim or to get the driver in trouble for parking incorrectly.

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It could also explain why he doesn't release his grip of the handles until falling down

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When you're on these long rides and you start to 'bonk out'/get exhausted and there are still miles until you finish your route, you just put your head down, hold the bars tight, and focus on keeping those pedals moving, one rotation after another. It's super common.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

More forward-leaning positions aggravate the problem as well, since they naturally cut down the rider's vision.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0