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ButterflyEvolution
She'll probably be given a civil name and then keep her "real one" for other sort of paper I dunno... eh. :/
AdvocateForLucifer32
(X - undecided variable - placeholder possibly so the child can choose) Ash (middle name) A-12 (Elon Trolling) - my assumption
DeathclawDefibrillator
For all who don't know yet. Its pronounced "X. Ash. Archangel"
Xenarion
"X Ash A Twelve", according to Elon Musk. https://www.cnet.com/news/how-elon-musk-pronounces-x-ae-a-12-his-new-sons-name/ >
EricPisch
Poor Linus
PimpinKen
I wonder how he feels becoming a meme
icookfoodandfightfire
hes mentioned it during one of his other livestreams, said he preferred the memes over the constant questions about him quitting youtube
daguq
It's pronounced, Luxury Yacht.
zylokun
Anybody else remember when Elon was pretty cool, and wasn't acting like a deranged rap singer on meth
photoshopbot01
Well, he always had a bit of a crazy side. Lots of unrealistic batshit ideas which didn't pan out, and a few ones which did.
Xenarion
A lot of innovation seems like that.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
“X Æ A-12 `; DROP DATABASE production;` Musk
PostMoThoin
Little bobby tables
tpgreyknight
include a -- on the end to comment out the rest of the original query. May not go through if it's syntactically invalid.
caffinatedtrashpanda
This is actually funnier than the post. Well done
amp99
[obligatory xkcd]: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png
TotallyNotASnail
Hello my name is SELECT 'DROP TABLE' USERS
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
IF the system would not sanitizes input AND allow multiple statements (nothing does anymore) all this would do would throw an error. 1/2
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
Try " '; Drop table users-- " Or something like " ' OR '1'='1 " if you want to bypass filter. *AnoyingGuy away*
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
I heard it like this
Crowlands
For the most part, I like Musk. Helping make people interested in science, progressing it... Then he pulls dumb shit like this.
WardSharlow
Do your kid a favor and name them John Smith or Mary Jones or something completely impossible to search for on google. Elon's kid is effed.
IamTheBestAtDonutEating
Can someone explain this to me. I have been seeing these memes for awhile
labyrinthconvention
tldr; i have no ducking idea
labyrinthconvention
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a32389392/how-to-pronounce-xaea12-musk-grimes-elon-musk-baby/
RingSting
SR-17 lol ...that the SR-71's derpy cousin?
ShortHairBlueEyes
Jesus Christ that poor kid
Bandana7Jack
It's not the kids legal name and knowing Elon (and Grimes I guess) it's probably at least half a joke of not 100% trolling
IamfunatpartiesIknow
This looks reliable
Crowlands
"Ex Ash Archangel"?
StewedTomaters
It's most likely a weird attempt at trolling on Elon's part. Can we all agree this guy's a dink?
CaveCanem
A-12 was Elon's only contribution, the rest was Grime's idea
NoisyRhysling
Is this like the billionaire version of ghetto names?
77kain
I will take that name for being born in a billionaire household.
JHawke
The kind of money where you can just let your assistant call and change their signup form.
adamrac
He has lots of siblings to split it with, and Elon seems to be going over the cliff, he may spend it all on his super villan hideouts.
excesscatnip
Or his kink cave on Mars
override367
imagine being named this and then at the will reading you don't even get the volcano lair
PajamaStripes
Radix865
Yeah, with all the X Æ A-1 to X Æ A-11
comacomacomacomachameleon
considering he's with Grimes i imagine he's going to blow it all on really stupid shit, cocaine, and maybe rockets.
ThisIsYourLifeNow
realy underated comment. I fucking pissed myself laughing
wafflefriesrgud
What if he turns out like super normal and just wants to be called Frank
PimpinKen
I wonder how Linus feels becoming a meme
ravenousj
Linus!
scottsinflavortown
And now a word from our sponsors...Tunnel Bear...
JinxRocks
You know how I know his kid is gonna get bullied growing up?
GunGunTrio
No.
binaryspike
Grimes "told the magazine she was expecting her child to be nocturnal, as the baby moved "only" at night during her pregnancy" 1/2
binaryspike
In my nursing/Lamaze class I learned that babies sleep during the day due to activity and wake during night because there isn't. 2/3
binaryspike
Which indicates they need more education on babies!
KashiofWavecrest
I am convinced this is because Musk is a robot and had an error in his human language interface algorithm.
mjcherbert
I have a friend who legally changed his name to include a thorn character, fought his state for their computer systems to use it ... and won
notacobra
Grimes is actually straight up insane, but not the fun kind, the attention seeking kind where they fake a different kind of insanity.
logikgr
GoochoLibre
You want pissed off anime antagonists? Names like this are how you get pissed off anime antagonists.
Tomadzo
Even Amy Schumer realized she fucked up and changed her baby’s name
DontTazeMeBrah
She probably stole the name
thisislwiay
What did she name first?
darkw00d
.
LiamSoup
Gene Attell Fischer.
magicrhombus
At least that's funny, this one is just dumb.
Tomadzo
“Genital fissure”
sailawaydyer0
Apparently Diana Reah was taken.
franklydizzy
What is it now?
AesSedaiAccepted
Gene David Fischer
BeardedMountainMann
It’s pronounced Kyle. He will obviously rage to oblivion.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Hide your drywall
anotherdude2
If you think, it's obvious it's pronounced Quashan
Mother0fCats
Is it actually pronounced Kyle? I thought that was a joke..
sourcandy
It's X-Ash Archangel
50m31AW
No. It's literally "ecks ash ay twelve" https://youtu.be/MU5dkX5-lVM?t=36
Crowlands
It looks like "Shai twelve" to me.
Mother0fCats
Thank you because I dont even know where to start with pronouncing this..
Crowlands
Having looked it up: it is... Get this... "Ex Ash Archangel".
GeneralAnubis
L is the 12th letter of the Alphabet (A-12)
Crowlands
Well, apparently that bit is pronounced "Archangel" Cause it's a plane they liked. Not joking.
Slapperjab
Æ is not the same vowel sound as in Kyle. Take it from someone who has Æ Ø and Å in his language :)
MosesSupposesHisToesesAreRosesButMosesSupposesErroneously
While your argument sounds compelling, we have the internet nowadays and a rudimentary search determined you're full of shit.
Morlark
Because all letters have consistent pronunciations across all possible languages?
Slapperjab
Well, those vowels are only used in countries like Denmark, Norway and Island (I think Swedes use Ä). So that defines how they’re pronounced
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
correct, Denmark and Norway use æøå Sweden and Finland uses öäå then iceland uses ðæ. that is how Den and Nor can understand each other
Slapperjab
I think. I’m no linguists ?
Morlark
In English, Æ is pronounced like an "ee" sound, except we're too lazy to write the ligature, >
Morlark
so we just write it as 'ae', as in "aegis", "paediatrics", or "faeces".
Morlark
? Don't worry, neither am I. But FYI, the vowel in "Kyle" is approximately the pronunciation of Æ in Latin, as in "Cæsar".
NoNameFred
"Ziye-axii"
PantherMedic
I am. Æ has different uses, not actually being part of our alphabet. However, it is used in IPA for English to represent the a in "cat". 1/
PantherMedic
This sound is known as the "near open front unrounded vowel". 2/2
crystalcalhoun1960
I went to school with an Adam Bomb, a Chanda Lear, and a Merry Christmas. There are mean, ignorant, or oblivious parents everywhere!
tablecat
I went to school with a dude calle Abel Ort. Abelort means monkey shit in Danish.
PoorAmI
I was in a training course with a girl named Aerial. Spelled just like that. I always wanted to ask her how her reception was.
justeandj
There's an apostrophe in my first name. Can confirm: it's never not "an issue"
noxdracoria
my first name is hyphenated and its an issue on a lot of forms and my full name is crazy long so I needed an extra page in my passport lol
ilhares
Holy shit, we got T'Challa up in this place.
justeandj
Sorry, I don't understand your joke.
ilhares
It was the only name I could immediately think of that had an apostrophe in it.
dandanthedrywallman
You should name your child “NULL”. Sincerely, a database professional.
imavakay
Good ol' bobby tables
TechnicallyRight
Backend high five!
Chefroy
How do you pronounce that...?
Xenarion
"X Ash A Twelve", according to Elon Musk. https://www.cnet.com/news/how-elon-musk-pronounces-x-ae-a-12-his-new-sons-name/
CanadianCobraChicken
With practice
Chefroy
You aren't wrong
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Per Grimes's tweet, Ecks Ai Archangel (Ecks meaning "variable", Ai meaning "love"). Bizarre, but better than a 56k modem connecting.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Given the popularity of The Kingsman, "Ecksy" is probably not the worst nickname.
SlyeFox
His name was 'Eggsy' though.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Close enough for gov't work.
jackwagon311
Ackshully, that can't be the babies legal name as he was born in Cali where only the standard a-z alphabet can be used.
chiefrunswithscissors
It's elon musk. He has the money to get away with far worse crimes than that
jackwagon311
It's more a logistics issue as there's no system that'll recognize the name they want. Think about registrations, licenses, you can't even
jackwagon311
use that for an email address
RyanHaynes
You can't use any first name for an email address. They're all taken. A lot of first/last combinations are too.
LooseSeall
Being the only living person in the world with my first + last name combo has its perks. Has it’s downsides too.
DidaChikDumaChum
How about åöä? Fuckers discriminating against Scandinavians
logikgr
aoa, it's up to the individual how their name should pronounced. Just ask Airwrecka!
Efreeti
You mean æøå?
vidiv
Gævskrud!
pumpkinanimall
We use only åäö in Finland.
mistvan
Is it confirmed or just based on one tweet?
LordoftheDance
I think it's obviously trolling.
IWouldDoThings
Confirmed. They've both spoken on it. Its official.
mistvan
Poor kid. And thanks for the vital information. :)
LordoftheDance
"Confirmed" with more tweets. Clearly a joke IMO.
IWouldDoThings
What are you talking about? https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/06/entertainment/grimes-elon-musk-baby-name-intl-scli/index.html
LordoftheDance
You are linking an article... referencing tweets...
IWouldDoThings
Well, take from it what you will... I'm over it https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-pronounce-x-ae-a-12-elon-musk-grimes-baby-name-2020-5
OrangeFlavours
They've both said it but it's literally not a valid name, so they have to be joking.
IWouldDoThings
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/06/entertainment/grimes-elon-musk-baby-name-intl-scli/index.html
OrangeFlavours
Yeah that still means jack shit. Literally does not work legally, names have to be basic letters for a reason.
IWouldDoThings
Im aware. My kids names are made of letters.