Jun 21, 2020 8:59 PM
Lassannn
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PeterNormal
If he hadn't taken the time to make this joke, the kid wouldn't have been electrocuted
Death83
I completely forgot that part omg...I need to go back and watch it again.
TheDaharMaster
That’s not a “dad joke”. He’s not a dad. It’s just a joke.
partisan98
With Sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlUzTMHG4w
Deadpoolio7
Sam Neill was 44 in Jurassic Park. I always thought he was, at most, like 30. He’s 72 now and only just looks 50. Madness.
Lemuffinmannn
Fuck you @lassannn
Nullcrash
Just watched this today and this a dad move all the way with the wife yelling at him in the background.
larrythelobster626
I think I saw this movie in theatres around 7-8 times
CharleRunner
https://youtu.be/zI-ouFNzt0U
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
"That's not funny----That was great"
churroschurroschurros
I can hear this gif
StarscreamAndHutch
And he’s not a dad in the movie. Could you image what he would lay down if he were?
Rexfire
bunnyandbear
Event Horizon sequel?
BearsEatBeetsAtTheFinerThingsClub
IveBeenThings
Wish you had made the op. Awesome quality as well.
happyinatl
Fairly sure that is higher quality than the movie.. somehow
omngentryo
Ah 60p my old enemy. What are you doing outside a video game or soap opera?
qwiggles
Is that why soap operas look that way? I always wondered why they looked different. Like filming a play.
hotpockets13
VindictiveBathToaster
https://i.imgur.com/dTIKZEo
MexicanTrainer
Finally some "Dad" humor that my Dad would actually do lol
TheGuyWithTheHeadphones
LifeConfessionguy1
You have no idea what I've seen /a/cPZ0FOK
Crispy4Skin
That movie was creepy as fuck
Correct
MyOtherShipIsAPython
I did that to mom once, while I was plugging in a power extension cord. She didn't react well and I'm not proud of it.
TheCaptain00
Yeah, maniacal laughter is probably a red flag.
atomicsockmonkey
It still bugs me that he did it wrong. You're supposed to touch with the back of your hand so any muscle contraction jerks your hand away.
vitaminalgas
She's a hacker!
BobaFettApproves
Exactly. A nerd
MyNameIsGladi8or
If they’re gonna keep making JP movies, we need an adult Lex to come back as the hacker to stop it all. I’d watch that.
Cucumberclouds
She's a fine artist now. I'd love to see that too though.
bigbabyjesusicantwait
?don’t whizz on the electric fence! ?
DownUnderAussie
Now there’s a reference I can respect. You fat bloated idiot Stimpy....
Bsher
Still kinda dick move to pull on those kids, tbh
The boy thought it was funny
And I laugh at holocaust jokes, doesn’t mean they’re not shitty
Sometimes humor shines a flash of bright feelings on dark subjects, and gives us relief from what creeps in the corners of our minds.
Alright edgelord, I’m too tired to parse that and come up with a clever comeback
I am simply humbled and honored by your response, thank you.
Just watched this again last night. Aged so well. Still a great movie!
ThighHighsSaveLives
He deserved it
JeffGoldbum
Real question: any good for 7 year olds?
HK47Statement
I have this amazing concept for a series based on the books
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
We’ll call it Dinosaur Sanctuary. They’ve reserved no monetary frivolity.
patapof
"book" - we don't talk about the sequel...
Covidnineteen
I honestly think it was a lazy rip off of We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
Septcanmat
“We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story” was released five months *after* Jurassic Park, meaning it was the lazy rip off.
mjangelvortex
Funny enough, Steven Spielburg also worked on that film.
RhysPardoe
You should try the book. It has aged just as well if not better
Rayplays
"And now, an entire god damn chapter of Ian Malcom saying 'I told you so'. Again."
stja
The only times a book is not superior to the movie is when it's a novelization. Jurrasic Park is a magnificent title.
BoogaYooga
The novelisation of Alien shines a light on some things that are very confusing in the movie, especially near the ending. I liked it better
Just a counter example, but I think overall you're right
FatherFigure3
I strongly believe that the use of puppets over animated special effects allows this movie to be as timeless as it really is.
Housemaster
The VFX were top notch, but it seems unfair to compare early digital effects with well established animatronics.
Exowe
50% of it was CGI, rainy night is the reason the CGI aged well, and also the mix with practicle effects, which a lot less than you think.
The film used both practical effects and CGI animation. Stan Winston and ILM did a great job.
Chouilste
Paul Tippet really fucked up tho
Oultnil
Loved him in that space Sci-Fi horror. Can't remember the title at the moment, though...
minimalsash11
Event Horizon
rxartisan
I still think about this movie. Gave me nightmares.
jhawker27
Darude - Sandstorm
travlinron2000127001
Event horizon
RenaissanceFaireMan
Passengers?
Erythrotrichophile
"Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see." Line scared the hell out of me for years.
Yes! Classic.
I watched this after many people here saying how great it was, but I didn't find it any good :<
Taste differs, luckily!
Well said
TeacupCannibal
AKA the best movie ever.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
also known as the unofficial warhammer prequel
Blze001
It's all fun and games until the void shield fails.
thedudeman519
That's the second time I've seen that mentioned is there any thi g that can substantiate this or is it just wishful thinking?
UltraHellboy
https://i.imgur.com/cl6lVsI
What happened to the crew of the Event Horizon is very close to the description of what happens in WH40K when a warp shield fails.
JamesJabberwocky
*Gellar shield
PeterNormal
If he hadn't taken the time to make this joke, the kid wouldn't have been electrocuted
Death83
I completely forgot that part omg...I need to go back and watch it again.
TheDaharMaster
That’s not a “dad joke”. He’s not a dad. It’s just a joke.
partisan98
With Sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlUzTMHG4w
Deadpoolio7
Sam Neill was 44 in Jurassic Park. I always thought he was, at most, like 30. He’s 72 now and only just looks 50. Madness.
Lemuffinmannn
Fuck you @lassannn
Nullcrash
Just watched this today and this a dad move all the way with the wife yelling at him in the background.
larrythelobster626
I think I saw this movie in theatres around 7-8 times
CharleRunner
https://youtu.be/zI-ouFNzt0U
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
"That's not funny----That was great"
churroschurroschurros
I can hear this gif
StarscreamAndHutch
And he’s not a dad in the movie. Could you image what he would lay down if he were?
Rexfire
bunnyandbear
Event Horizon sequel?
BearsEatBeetsAtTheFinerThingsClub
IveBeenThings
Wish you had made the op. Awesome quality as well.
happyinatl
Fairly sure that is higher quality than the movie.. somehow
omngentryo
Ah 60p my old enemy. What are you doing outside a video game or soap opera?
qwiggles
Is that why soap operas look that way? I always wondered why they looked different. Like filming a play.
hotpockets13
VindictiveBathToaster
https://i.imgur.com/dTIKZEo
MexicanTrainer
Finally some "Dad" humor that my Dad would actually do lol
TheGuyWithTheHeadphones
LifeConfessionguy1
You have no idea what I've seen /a/cPZ0FOK
Crispy4Skin
That movie was creepy as fuck
LifeConfessionguy1
Correct
MyOtherShipIsAPython
I did that to mom once, while I was plugging in a power extension cord. She didn't react well and I'm not proud of it.
TheCaptain00
Yeah, maniacal laughter is probably a red flag.
atomicsockmonkey
It still bugs me that he did it wrong. You're supposed to touch with the back of your hand so any muscle contraction jerks your hand away.
vitaminalgas
She's a hacker!
BobaFettApproves
Exactly. A nerd
MyNameIsGladi8or
If they’re gonna keep making JP movies, we need an adult Lex to come back as the hacker to stop it all. I’d watch that.
Cucumberclouds
She's a fine artist now. I'd love to see that too though.
bigbabyjesusicantwait
?don’t whizz on the electric fence! ?
DownUnderAussie
Now there’s a reference I can respect. You fat bloated idiot Stimpy....
Bsher
Still kinda dick move to pull on those kids, tbh
BobaFettApproves
The boy thought it was funny
Bsher
And I laugh at holocaust jokes, doesn’t mean they’re not shitty
BobaFettApproves
Sometimes humor shines a flash of bright feelings on dark subjects, and gives us relief from what creeps in the corners of our minds.
Bsher
Alright edgelord, I’m too tired to parse that and come up with a clever comeback
BobaFettApproves
I am simply humbled and honored by your response, thank you.
Cucumberclouds
Just watched this again last night. Aged so well. Still a great movie!
ThighHighsSaveLives
He deserved it
JeffGoldbum
Real question: any good for 7 year olds?
HK47Statement
I have this amazing concept for a series based on the books
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
We’ll call it Dinosaur Sanctuary. They’ve reserved no monetary frivolity.
patapof
"book" - we don't talk about the sequel...
Covidnineteen
I honestly think it was a lazy rip off of We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
Septcanmat
“We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story” was released five months *after* Jurassic Park, meaning it was the lazy rip off.
mjangelvortex
Funny enough, Steven Spielburg also worked on that film.
RhysPardoe
You should try the book. It has aged just as well if not better
Rayplays
"And now, an entire god damn chapter of Ian Malcom saying 'I told you so'. Again."
stja
The only times a book is not superior to the movie is when it's a novelization. Jurrasic Park is a magnificent title.
BoogaYooga
The novelisation of Alien shines a light on some things that are very confusing in the movie, especially near the ending. I liked it better
BoogaYooga
Just a counter example, but I think overall you're right
FatherFigure3
I strongly believe that the use of puppets over animated special effects allows this movie to be as timeless as it really is.
Housemaster
The VFX were top notch, but it seems unfair to compare early digital effects with well established animatronics.
Exowe
50% of it was CGI, rainy night is the reason the CGI aged well, and also the mix with practicle effects, which a lot less than you think.
mjangelvortex
The film used both practical effects and CGI animation. Stan Winston and ILM did a great job.
Chouilste
Paul Tippet really fucked up tho
mjangelvortex
Oultnil
Loved him in that space Sci-Fi horror. Can't remember the title at the moment, though...
minimalsash11
Event Horizon
rxartisan
I still think about this movie. Gave me nightmares.
jhawker27
Darude - Sandstorm
travlinron2000127001
Event horizon
RenaissanceFaireMan
Passengers?
Erythrotrichophile
Event Horizon
TheCaptain00
"Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see." Line scared the hell out of me for years.
Oultnil
Yes! Classic.
BoogaYooga
I watched this after many people here saying how great it was, but I didn't find it any good :<
Oultnil
Taste differs, luckily!
BoogaYooga
Well said
TeacupCannibal
AKA the best movie ever.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Blze001
It's all fun and games until the void shield fails.
thedudeman519
That's the second time I've seen that mentioned is there any thi g that can substantiate this or is it just wishful thinking?
UltraHellboy
https://i.imgur.com/cl6lVsI
UltraHellboy
What happened to the crew of the Event Horizon is very close to the description of what happens in WH40K when a warp shield fails.
JamesJabberwocky
*Gellar shield