SnazzyDad
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Thanks guys and gals and medusas. I uploaded this pic as an comment for another post but I forgot to make this gem hidden.
May 19, 2020 8:47 PM
SnazzyDad
106605
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FP EDIT!
Thanks guys and gals and medusas. I uploaded this pic as an comment for another post but I forgot to make this gem hidden.
iamthisguy247
FUCK YOU FOOLS!!
MisterDecker
One does not simply walk into fucking mordor
ShepardsCDR
The entire party when Aragorn surprises them in their room at the prancing pony "Fuck!"
WineAndRevelry
"They have a fucking cave troll" or "Merry, the trees are fucking talking".
BBQ93
Alright then, keep your fucking secrets
EchoRomeoIndiaCharlie
Best one yet.
Funnyhaha29
Right before the giant eye explodes, “Fuck.”
dumpsterjedi1
https://youtu.be/H0aGw8HRyk0 2:46
codenameRadical
"Toss me!" "What?" "It's too far! You'll have to fucking toss me!"
Bombadorfe
"Fucking fool of a Took!"
insanitycontinuum
This wins it
xHughJassx
"I am fucking old, Gandalf"
LordOfThePenguin
I feel thin... sort of stretched... like butter scraped over too much fucking bread.
SnazzyDad
This wins!
tryintathink
What the fuck about second breakfast?
pikask
In reply: "What about second fucking breakfast?!"
MisterDecker
"YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS!"
Fxlowe
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS! FUUUUCCCCCKKKK" would be a hell of a lot better.
Gianttesticlemonster
Variadicism
MisterDecker
SuperVDF
"My fucking preciousssss!"
BlackManInABush
"They FUCKING stole it from us! Precious!"
stabthecrab
InAMellowTone
Fly, you fucking fools
TorchNRun
Fly you fucks!
TheEvenPrez
I don't take orders from fucking Orc maggots!
likerice
It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long fucking time to say.
Footpiesgt
I've read all of these and this is the fucking winner
DeadHamster
Agreed
MisterDecker
Looks like meats back on the fuckin menu, boys!
Tekni
Looks like meat's back on the menu, fuck boys!
BobbyVegana
*fuccbois
MisterDecker
HoSlappa
what about their legs? they dont need their fucking legs
idiotcube
They're taking the fucking hobbits to Isengard!
TheEmperorofManlovesTacos
"No matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground!" Grond breaks gate and attack trolls flood in. "Fuck"
idontcareifthesundontshine
And my fucking axe!
CaspianQuix
There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo...and it's worth fucking fighting for.
enemyintel
Take away "fighting". Fixed it for you.
TheMayo16
Swap worth and fucking and it sounds a bit more natural to me
CaspianQuix
Sorry, I'm alliterate.
wolftorb
Chills
nowthsispodracing
This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your fucking allegiance.
amandajohnson78365
Nice
SchoolOfHardKnockers
Then I shall fucking die as one of them!
dootdootfloop
A wizard arrives precisely when he fucking means to
przemektrzyszostki
You bow to fucking noone
thesillysphincterman
Where the fuck was Tom Bombadil?
zylokun
"I don't know half of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you fucking deserve!"
RednapxpandeR
Fuckin toss me
f3n1x187
Don't tell the fucking elf.
Sonicdahedgie
I think "You'll have to fucking toss me" is slightly better placement.
Naid1233
Yeah it would have to be Gimli honestly
autodr83
PO-FUCKING-TAY-TOES!!!
thebjornsson
this one is the best
JackYouMagnificentSoB
Right? All the rest are kind of obvious.
JackYouMagnificentSoB
Nice. This deserves to be higher.
MisterDecker
"They've got a fucking cave troll"
Quizz25S
I can totally see Boramir saying that.
MisterDecker
Yeah this one fits pretty well
dyc3r
Fuck it. You can toss me, but dont tell the elf.
Rockafella83
"Throw that fucking ring in the fire !" -Sam
jtotheofo
"I don't know half of you half as well at I should like and I've fucked less than half of you half as well as you deserve"
ChosenChaos
Boromir: They have a cave troll. Aragorn: FUCK!
Tolkienfan57
Appleloft
Borimir: They have a cave troll. Geralt: nmm.. Fuck.
ChetTheRocketStedman
“I am not going to tell you my name, not yet at any rate... For one thing it would take a long while: my name is growing all the time, 1/
ChetTheRocketStedman
and I've lived a very long, long time; so my name is like a story. Real names tell you the story of things they belong to in my language, 2/
ChetTheRocketStedman
in the Old Entish as you might say. It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say 3/
ChetTheRocketStedman
anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to, so fuck off” -Treebeard TTT
pandemicpolemic
There it is
RodgerRodger
This wins the internet for me today. Well done @ChetTheRocketStedman
MrMattster
itiswhatitis365