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UserSubLurkerMan
Hillary's duff.
FelixGoldenrod
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Perfect ad timing
Vamp13
glad shes healthy and doing well.
AvsFreak
Hillary Buff
Ricdesan
sorry ... dont need that much back in my life
lightfoot2
stuff
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
You mean Hillary Swol!
ViennaCircle
Some years ago, I was in target toy aisle and my kid started playing with another kid in a very hilarious fashion. As a happily married man, I made some dumbass jokes with the mom. She was pregnant as hell with the next one and absolutely did not appreciate my sense of humor, which tbh, is totally fair. That mom was Hillary Duff and this picture makes me wish, while I am still a happily married man, that I made much better jokes.
squirreltactics
I ain't never seen a... butt like that
Argusdubbs
ebonyfaery
Hillary fuckin swole
abraxasfury
Hilary Duff's duff
Sebastopol140
*Buff
dorklordsickus
Bruh for real tho
MyGreatestFearBoner
Would disappoint.
AustinJolly
*Tuff
yougotredonyu
*Butt
hannahbutnotreally
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmdsbTk2MnhpZHRnZTc3c2c4d244cDAzeTF5ODV6cDFiN3RzMjFjMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1ffLRlyGrM2hOnkUZO/200w.webp
agagle
Yup
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DidItForScience
How does that work?
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
Well, she could probably kick that guy's ass and if her foot got stuck there while he farted...
Nightcaste
On their home planet, his people fart through the feet
sloppyjoeska
Hilary OOOOOOOOOOF
d0nburto
no way
TheLunaDiviner
way
SomeDetroitGuy
Way
idontknowyoufromadam
https://www.today.com/health/diet-fitness/hilary-duff-gym-photo-workout-routine-rcna128824
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
It's shopped and it's a creepshot taken through a gym window of a woman working out. So uh, double uncool.
IIikethecutofyourjib
I don't...I don't get how the "enhancement" makes her look more attractive? It makes her look like she has growths...
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Some people like big butts
Jest3r123
Shit this one's still great too
VelvetWarhol
AtsaMattaForMe
CapttainKillJoy
kickmyballsrealhard
One of my first crushes
masterbot
Same as well
Littledirtybirdyfeet
Same
SteveTheEgg
I thought Miranda was cuter, but I might have been wrong.
kickmyballsrealhard
Lizzy all the way
idrinkcheapbeer
When I was a kid in the 80s, a lot of women didnt like having a pronounced posterior. Like, it was actively avoided. Then the switch flipped and now a diminutive backside is what is scorned.
nojustsayitdont
Naw, to me this is a little bit cartoonish. Though 'diminutive' isn't exactly what I'd jump at either. To each his own really, we're not in thigh-ocracy, or whatever.
Thornaxe
Pixar.
zFUBARz
Sir Mixalot would like a word with you,
ilasid
Being slim and fit was a thing in the late 70s and 80s. Firm smallish butt. Then came the injectable boob craze starting in the mid 80s. Am female and I lived through it. Then it all became about a big backside. Go figure. It will either repeat itself or find something new next time around.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
thedarkcanuck
The absolute truth, as preached by a gay man. Even he knew the power of fat bottomed girls.
davefleming19903
Was he actually gay though? Always heard he was tri, as in "try anything once"
thedarkcanuck
Man was a true booty warrior
Eldis
Bi-erasure is such a depressing phenomena.
DejDek
He was a fairly well-known bi-sexual.
vonKaiser
Argusdubbs
PineappleLoopsBroether
She ggp
GhostoftheNorth
That's not cake,that's the whole bakery.
tzahtman
Son of a bitch stole my line
NotAPervert
That ain’t a cushion it’s the whole couch
DoseOfScience
https://imgur.com/csS5m0n.jpg
gtotherizzle
ZorroMcChuckNorris
If she was president she’d be Cakeraham Lincoln.
rareunicornmeat
DrSharkbite
tzahtman
I remember a scene like that from American Gods.
WhenInDoubtC4
Gives "coming to an end" a whole new meaning
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
That's how I wanna go
Weavedaddy
100%
InappropriateGifGuy
EarthDragon2189
American Gods 2
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
PS or legit photo?
tzahtman
It has been shooped. You can tell by the pixels.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
CobainsSarcoma
looks shopped :( she just doesn't have that frame i could be wrong tho
HEARTS0FSPACE
Likely shopped, but I don't know for sure. I will never understand why people think abnormally large, cartoonish asses look better than the real thing.
CobainsSarcoma
everybody got their something but i think i as well prefer 'proportional'
Djkb6718
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDhwMGJtYTlrOWF5dDhhbWM1emZhajRsMzNod3FzejlhaWVkdWtoYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PN5d7H16UzSrS/200w.webp
SpaceCoyote300
LariCheltsy
pollypocketfullofposies
This is lovely, did you make?
Djkb6718
I wish I were that creative. I just steal and repost.
TheLunaDiviner
one of the best child-actor life trajectories im aware of. good on her for turning out normal
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Nickelodeon had a rule that their child actors wouldn't have a show lasting more than two years because they didn't want them to get weird. That went out the window with the popularity of Hannah Montana.
idrinkcheapbeer
theredacted
You also probably have to pay them more after two years or something to
TheLunaDiviner
are you saying nickelodeon changed their policy in reaction to a Disney shows success?
EroticZombiePants
Maybe the Nickelodeon execs went to Netflix.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
She married Mike Comrie, a furniture salesman's son (who got into the NHL based on his daddy donating to the oilers)
excableguy
She looks like she's been helping load the trucks.
AnotherSemanticArgument
The dude has multiple 50 plus point seasons in the NHL, he's not a superstar, but those #s are far from terrible. Besides, Brian Scalabrine kinda demonstrated that pros are SIMPLY on a different level than mortals. This man is far closer to Gretzky than most skaters are to him.
HiveMindGuy
So maybe the year after the Celtics won, I went to see them in Portland. We snuck down to court level during pregame, just watching right off the floor. Scalabrine was guarding Rondo 1v1 and basically locking him down. Obviously he had a length advantage, but his athleticism was really impressive for an end of the bench, big.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Please understand I am kidding and talking shit for fun. We lost, and he didn't help us get one either, but the gripes are far from really meaningful. She's also amazing and I met her at WEM a long time ago
hyptosis
god damn how much furniture does bro sell?
GeorgeCostabaplaps
His dad owned https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brick
Smayds
So, calling him a furniture salesman is like saying the dude who owns Waste Management is "a garbage man."
GeorgeCostabaplaps
The 70's were a weird time for white guys
LychFinderGeneral
Why are we randomly sniping at her husband?
fastjeff
Oilers.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
I'm really joking, I'm sorry - he was a fun guy to talk shit about. I am an oilers fan. We like to chirp about our players
TheLunaDiviner
right, and not because of years of hard work to be really good at hockey. Just the check.
SprinklesMckitten
nice pun
blaghart
Yes, that is literally how it works. years of hard work only puts you ahead of everyone who never did any work at all. It doesn't put you ahead of the 2000-10,000 other people who worked just as hard as you who graduate EVERY YEAR with your skillset. Your success in life is almost entirely down to luck and nepotism, that's the difference between mediocrity and wealth.
TexMexHex
See Harvard
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Aside from the check, he did put in work. This being said, I knew 20 other poorer kids with way better skills who could never get ice time for practice because the rich kids rented the whole rink out. Now, again - I grew up in an insanely hockey oriented town, twice. Edmonton and Kelowna. I went to private school in Kelowna. I knew 3 draftees, 1 contracted player. My 5th grade friend went to coach in the German hockey league. Now, not to be rude - please show me an NHL star who grew up poor
Ilurklikekirk
PK Subban grew up in Etobicoke, relied on Canadian Tire support to start his hockey career, if memory serves. It's why his commitment to public service remains strong, he wants to give back to communities.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Thank you! This is true! How many more people could be like PK if they weren't priced out of practice time with professionals? How many Gretzky's could there be if we didn't institutionalize hockey into a financial lottery?