One Punch Attack on Titan

May 2, 2018 5:22 PM

Slackdragon

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Art by Drawslave. https://drawslave.deviantart.com/art/Saitama-Vs-Thanos-718536285

Can't hit what you can't touch

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Clever girl. +1 for title

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, saitama is as strong as the plot needs him to be.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure Saitama would merc the shit out of that grapes of wraith mother fucker.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OK

8 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 0

"sou ka..."

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Saitama wins every time

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Give some credit and check out the artist. Drawslave on DeviantArt.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

NOW THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The anger the pain, of those who remain, when two worlds collide, so who will survive, there's no place to hide, when tw worlds collide.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Poor Thanos

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Oh, thanos ded

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

RIP, Mad Titan

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Hey, Saitama's a good guy! He'd never do that!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Such a good piece of work

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I disagree. Saitama *might* match Superman in physical power, but Superman has a huge variety of other powers to work with.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

nah you see, saitama has the power of comedic plot armour, the strongest of all armours

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a absolutely fanboy of DC and especially Supe. Nah. Saitamas only existence is to overpower all fictional super strong characters.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He will get stomped like a bitch by Dr Manhattan even when he has plot armor

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

K.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Saitama is a conceptual character. His superpower is 'Completely OP Against Anything'.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

$100 on Saitama

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Depends. If it’s a serious verses battle with saitamas parody abilities turned of thanos molests him. If not Saitama coughs and kills thano

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? Nah as in Saitama still wins? That’s ludicrous considering he’s around high star level IMO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came to kick ass and get groceries. And I already got my groceries

8 years ago | Likes 1037 Dislikes 0

Plenty of groceries!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were on sale

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Consecutive normal punches

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One serious punch!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We take asses, and kick names

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

shit, I forgot to pick up some infinity stones..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kick ass and then eat it like groceries

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How responsible of you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What everyone's forgetting about Saitama vs Thanos is that Saitama would be excited about fighting Thanos. 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Therefore, he would win in a single punch. Disappointing Saitama is the highest priority of OPM. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boros took several punches before Saitama got serious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick to any "Saitama vs." is we can't measure his power against a force or type he hasn't been shown fighting before. He is undefined.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We do at least know his durability. Or at least the general idea of it. In the manga it states he took damage.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which volume because I don't remember any mention of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t know the volume but it was chapter 35

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

According to the wiki it’s on page 51 volume 7

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take a look. Might even be a weird translation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t a lot of damage but in this image thanos has all the stones. If thanos was missing even one stone Saitama destroys him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The hero we need

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope he got the sale...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Wait...what day is this?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, that ended yesterday. It says on the paper you have!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both can win. Depends on who acts first

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 3

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*muffled Roundabout playing in the distance*

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

AWW YEAH

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dang, he’s so happy. He’s gonna be so disappointed again.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Best thing I've seen for marvel vs dc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need saitama in attack on Titan (did you see what he did to the giant guy in his show?)

8 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

The first one, the Titan lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t know... there were a lot of giant guys in that show.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

There would be no fun and realism for the show if that were to happen. Instead, there should be a DB and OPM crossover.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he was the series would end in 5 eps or less. Saitama would slaughter every titan in the world and complain about how boring it was.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he kill him in One Punch? I'm betting he killed him in One Punch.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nah, he actually didn't kill the final guy in one punch... he had to use a 'serious punch' to kill him after several regular punched failed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No I think he's talking about the giant guy that had his brother on his shoulder that made him big with the formula

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bingo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could write that show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that’s sorta the entire point though. Its a play on stupid “power level” type animes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The one that worked out a lot with the evil genius brother, beefcake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@xenolitch probably means the big dude who crushed his brother after his bro gave him a vial to make him the "Strongest man alive"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The aptly named Beefcake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah right

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kick names and take ass.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Best line in the movie

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

That actually seems pretty on topic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source or is that it?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Dot for later investigation .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*One Youtube search later* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iayQ1xPsnc

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You the real MVP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even without reality stone, he has the power stone. he literally controls power. as in the power of a punch.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Him out of winning as he is literally written to win any and every challenge. Thanos can't win as he's written within normal parameters

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is that you're using logic against a satire character. Saitama is a parody and literally cannot be beaten. You can't logic 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canonically in the Comics, the Power Stone gives normal beings the ability to go toe-to-toe with the Hulk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I hear about One Punch Man, I finally understand the people who say Superman sounds boring.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Watch an episode or two, because everyone knows the guy only has to punch once, it can concentrate on other things. Pretty good show

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One Punch Man parodies the things about Superman that people find boring.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Superman is boring... One Punch Man is not.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

superman has been written by many writers, some hacky, some incredibly talented. i never liked superman until "all-star superman", amazin'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, just bored. He's too strong and he knows it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bad Superman is boring. After 70 years there's just a lot of bad Superman comics.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was basically the final episode of season 1, still only took one punch.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Technically Boros took like 2 nornal punches, a volley of conescutive normal punches and one serious punch. He wasn't even dead afterwards.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, Saitama just pretended to be serious. Boros said so at the end. Saitama just wanted to be nice.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And Boros confirmed that Saitama was *still* holding back. All of that and it "...wasn't even a battle. You had strength to spare."

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Naturally. It is only season one after all.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See, Thanos with the full gauntlet might actually be a facsimile of a challenge for Caped Baldy

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Heh. Saitama might think so, but then he'd be so disappointed when Thanos turned out to be really easy.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Saitama would crush his infinity gauntlet and think it was a cheap toy

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha, yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I have the grip strength of 25000psi" "Squeeze" "Ow ow ow ow ow I'm sorry I'm sorry!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saitama is pure physical force. They did an official DBZ/OPM cross-over and while Saitama was able to beat Cooler,

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Lmao there's no official cross over, it was just a fan made...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he couldn't beat Buu in a straight fight. With even half the stones, it's unlikely that pure physical force will beat Thanos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

But he did.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have to watch this, but we haven't seen Saitama actually give a full-strength punch before, one "serious" punch changed the weather

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen Buu punch with anything at that force, let alone consecutive but thas just physical power, we know kid Buus a planetbuster

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to mention, Saitama punches a hole through Buu. Buu smiles, reforms, and says something like "that tickled".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well Thanos has the reality stone, so he could basically just turn Saitama into bubbles. He literally beats the God's of the marvel Universe

8 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 22

I love the Saitama fantasy fights but I'm totally with you on this one. Absolute strength is nothing against someone who can think it away.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

At first sight, that might make sense, but you forget that saitama did 100 squats every day.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He is a gag manga character, he is not going to be beaten.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The God's what?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saitama is made to be unbeatable. That's literally the only thing he does. Stop arguing what can and couldn't beat him. It's pointless.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Saitama has groceries, so he's in his own universe. The infinity stones are inert in other universes.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

what if he brought them with him there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So Thanos would get his ass kicked by a bunch of bubbles.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes, but Saitama can't be beaten.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

They actually had a bit where saitama beat something close to thanos. It was a master reality bender who enjoyed destroying life.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that one was a fan comic, the one with God right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Entire One Punch Man is originally a webcomic. In the original (drawn in sketch-style IIRC) I think he One Punches God, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I read the webcomic. God only appeared once, I did read a fan comic where he does battle God, so I was asking if that was the one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, haven't seen that one. If you find a link, I wouldn't mind reading it. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He could have turned Squirrel Girl into bubbles, and look how that turned out.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But he is in Saitama universe so his gems are bling now. Infinity gems are designed to work in their home universe.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Rofl

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gauntlet only works in the universe it was made in, so Saitama couldnt be affected by it. (Something like that, fans please correct me.)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still not as strong as God Emperor Doom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aside from what others said about Saitama, I don't see Thanos doing that either. He'd want to crush him, not just cheat his way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except when Thor rams Stormbreaker where thanos' heart should be

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not literally though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s funny though, he’d lose to DIO:Over Heaven

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Into Bubbles, you say?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saitima is a comedic character. The more serious/strong the enemy, the funnier it is when Saitima wins effortlessly. Ergo Thanos is doomed.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

I feel as if he will always match up or be stronger than his opponent, solely on the fact he’s a parody on strong protagonists

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you! it's like the fan asking stan lee who would win a fight, and he answers "Whoever the writer wants"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY. I've tried to explain this so many times. He exists by comedy rules, not action-drama rules.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In verses battles you don’t take the authors intent when doing verses. For example, in the beginning of My Hero Aca All Might is made to be

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, versus battle are dumb anyway. Like who cares if Goku can beat Batman? It doesn't make one character better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is true. But for me personally I think it’s fun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The strongest who rises above. Does that mean he can beat Superman? Goku? No

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again, that's drama rules! He's #1 by circumstance (and intentionally by reputation, as a crime deterrent), not by cosmic law. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was never intended to be able to be stronger than either of them, Saitama was intended to be stronger than everyone and everything.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saitama would recognize the threat and deliver a fatal blow so fast to Thanos that he would need the time stone to see it coming

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

What threat?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know. Saitama doesn't always put shit together right away. He was impressed at how powerful Genos' attacks when sparring with him

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You lost me at saitama recognizing anything important.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So you’re saying he would have aimed for the head?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Precisely

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oof

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

so you're saying that mao, lobsters and discrimination?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rush Thor to the burn unit

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you hit the t-zone, thanos ain't snappin' his fingers at all.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

T-box. Fucking. T-BOX.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What the hell is a t-box?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0